Hello all! This is Angel. Here is Chapter 2 of Forbidden Love. Again, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. I only own my plot and the characters that I made up. I will add a character bio for my OCs if people want them. O, and sorry for taking so long to type this chapter. I couldn't find the episodes and I have a real short-term memory. Heh But I finally found episode 2 so I was able to type this.

Chapter 2: Hail to the Prince of Pampers!

Selina POV

The warm breeze blew threw my hair as we flew out of the portal and descended through the clouds. The purplish yellow landscape stretched out onto a flat plain that seemed to go on forever. It was only broken by the clear waters of a river.

"Whoa," exclaimed Yusuke as he held on to the back of Botan's oar. I smiled and turned to him.

"Welcome my good sir, to the Spirit World, where all beings not of the Living World reside."

"Damn, everything is so big." I nodded to him. He looked down below us.

"Is that the River Styx?"

"Well of course, and right up ahead is the Gateway of Decision and the palace of King Yama," responded Botan. Yusuke raised an eyebrow and looked at me. I just nodded in return.

"Yup, doesn't sound ominous at all does it?" He just gave me a blank stare and I laughed.

"Thanks, your support means a lot to me," he said in a dry tone.

"That's what I'm here for," I responded with a chuckle. We looked ahead as Botan sped up. A gigantic building appeared in our view. A Japanese palace. It was purple and red, and had gold trimming and golden roofs. We finally landed down on the ground and stood before a huge entranceway.

"Ah man, what a pad," whispered Yusuke.

"Just wait till you get inside," I told him.

"Botan here. I have a new arrival with me," Botan yelled at the door. Right after she said that the large doors slid open and we entered into the palace. The hallway leading from the entrance was dark and somewhat freaky looking. I was used to it so it didn't bother me. It seemed that was not the case with Yusuke.

"Ah! This place looks like a giant throat! Are you sure it's safe in here?"

"Yes it is. Stop whining," Botan replied. I couldn't help but snicker at his reaction. He turned a small glare to me.

"O come on Yusuke. I thought you were all big and tough?" I playfully mocked him.

"O heh heh you're real funny." I snorted and grabbed him by the sleeve.

"Come on Yusuke, suck it up." He just grumbled, put his hands in his pockets and followed Botan and me.

It was actually somewhat funny to watch him. He looked like he was a kid who just got his candy stolen. I had to give it to him; he had the mopey pout down pretty good. I inwardly laughed.

Yusuke's POV

'Hmm, I wonder what this King Yama looks like. If he's running an operation this big, he must be gigantic. Ugly too! How can I fight a guy like that? Of course I'll punch him in the nose, and then while he's stunned I'll go for his eyeballs.'

"I'll squeeze him till he's begging for mercy and see how he likes taking orders!"

BAM

I heard some laughing and came out of my thoughts. I had been so caught up in figuring out how to defeat Kind Yama that I didn't realize that Botan had stopped right in front of me. And now Selina was laughing her ass off.

"What in the world are you muttering about," said Botan.

"Me? O, nothing." Selina just started to laugh harder.

Selina POV

We had been walking down the corridor when I turned to see how Yusuke was holding up. I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow as his facial expression went from worry to smiling like a homicidal maniac. 'What the hell?' He didn't make it any better when he spoke aloud. I didn't know what he was talking about and probably didn't want to know what was going through the mind of a 14-year-old boy, but the way he said it was hilarious. Then he had to go and run into Botan.

"What in the world are you muttering about?"

"Me? O nothing." I laughed harder and Yusuke turned to glare at me. Having the warped sense of humor that I have, I couldn't help but comment.

"People could take that many different ways ya know," I said while trying to stop my laughing. I only succeeded in turning them into small giggles. He gave me a confused look.

"Take what the wrong way?"

"I'll squeeze him till he's begging for mercy and see how he likes taking orders." He gave me a look of terror.

"Shit I said that aloud!" I nodded at him and started giggling again.

"Stop laughing! I didn't mean it that way!"

"Sure you didn't"

"No, I swear…." His words were cut off as the door we appeared at opened. He turned to look at the entryway with apprehension. I just rolled my eyes at him and pushed his back to make him start walking.

As we entered the room, immediately many voices were heard yelling and phones ringing. It was like walking into the middle of a highway in traffic hour. Many colored bodies were running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Yusuke and I followed Botan trying not to get run over and turned into road kill.

"What the hell? Is this like dead people stock exchange?" I turned to him as we walked.

"In a way, I suppose." He nodded then furrowed his eyebrows as he looked around the rooms.

"What are those things?"

"They're ogres." He turned to me with surprise.

"Ogres?!?!" I nodded to him and then pushed him in the back again to get him moving faster.

"Come on, hurry up. I'd like to get through this chaos with all my limbs intact."

"Huh?"

"The ogres aren't afraid to run you over if you're in their way." That got him to move faster.

We finally got to a pair of pink doors with gold on them. I breathed a sigh of relief. All that noise always made me agitated. The three of us waited in front of the door. Yusuke looked like he was going to pee his pants.

The door finally opened and we stepped over the threshold.

"Sir I've brought you the boy you requested to see," Botan announced. Yusuke started furiously looking around. I just shook my head at him and walked into the room past the bowing Botan and the panicking Yusuke. I went and plopped myself down on the side of a tall red desk that wasn't stacked high with paperwork. 'Damn paperwork!'

I just grumbled and turned my head towards the entrance. Yusuke was still looking around and Botan was still bowing.

"I'm right here." Yusuke stopped looking around and had a lost look on his face.

"Look down, yes there you go." Yusuke looked down and got a weird look on his face. I laughed. I didn't blame him; Koenma wasn't that much of an impressive sight. He looked around 2 or 3 years old, had brown eyes and brown hair tucked away under a ridiculously big hat with JR stamped on the front of it. He had a blue shirt and tan pants with a red sash. And to complete the picture, he had a white pacifier sticking out of his mouth.

"This is the guy that's in charge?" Questioned Yusuke.

"Welcome. How do you like my castle?" I couldn't help but snort at Koenma and his I'm-almighty-bow-down-and-worship-me tone. Botan straightened up and when she saw me already sitting on the desk she rolled her eyes. I just gave her a smug smile.

"Hey Koen, what's up?" I asked him as the little kid walked up to his desk and hopped on his big red chair. He looked at me.

"Hello Lina, I will explain that in a little bit. Get off my desk."

"God I feel so unloved." I made a fake sniffle. He just rolled his eyes at me, hopped up next to me on the desk, and ignored me. Yusuke looked from me to Botan to Koenma and back again. Botan spoke up.

"This is Yusuke Urameshi and he's honored to meet you." I raised an eyebrow. I seem to do that a lot. Yusuke just stood there. Botan smacked him in the chest.

"Hey, are you trying to make me look stupid! Tell him how honored you are!" Yusuke glared at her and then burst out laughing. Koenma look annoyed while Botan got a shocked look on her face, and I just sat there wishing I had some popcorn to go along with my show. Yusuke stopped laughing and turned to Botan.

"That's a good one Botan, but let's be serious ok?" Botan looked like she was going to die.

"Why would I lie about something like this you moron?" He laughed and pointed at Koenma who was still looking annoyed.

"Why would Spirit World be run by a toddler?"

"Don't point your finger at him! Selina stop laughing!" I tried really I did, well ok no I didn't. Yusuke was acting as if this was one big joke.

"And to think I was scared of the mighty King Yama." 'Haha he thinks Koenma is King Yama? Yeah right, and pigs can do the polka!' I burst out laughing this time. Everyone looked toward me.

"Yusuke this is not King Yama. Trust me, if you saw King Yama you would have pissed your pants and died of shock. This little squirt is Koenma, the son of King Yama."

"Thank you for that lovely introduction Selina," replied Koenma while giving me a dry glare. I just chuckled at him. He looked back at Yusuke who had sobered up a little bit.

"For your information, even though I appear to be a child I've been around at least 50 times longer than you have. So, watch your mouth when you speak to me."

"So it takes hundreds of years to move past a diaper." Yusuke started laughing again while Botan punched him. I snorted.

"Actually I'm proud to say that in addition to knowing the greatest secrets of the universe; I am also quite potty trained." 'O great here we go again with his arrogant talk.' I rolled my eyes at him.

"Now let's skip to the business shall we?" That definitely sobered up Yusuke. He had his nervous look back on. Koenma pulled something out of his pocket.

"Yusuke Urameshi, I present to you your ordeal." And out came a golden egg no bigger then my hand. My eyes bugged out. I knew what that was.

"My ordeal is a golden chicken egg?"

"Your ordeal will be what's inside of it, and I assure you it will not be a chicken. Hatch this egg and face what comes out."

"So, what's the trick? Do I do something to hatch it?"

"If that's what I think it is then no. All you have to do is keep it with you." I blurted out. Yusuke turned to me with confusion painting his face.

"What is it?"

"I'm pretty sure that's a Spirit Egg. Inside of it is a Spirit Beast, but what kind of Beast hatches depends on your character and the good or bad energy your soul gives off."

"Selina is correct. This is a Spirit Egg. The things you do and feel will change the Beast inside, for better or for worse. If as would be expected from your files, your spirit is wicked and cruel, then the Beast that hatches will be the same way. It will devour you and you'll be lost forever. This is what I'd imagine, to be a very painful experience. However, if the energy you emit is good and true, then so will be the Spirit Beast. It'll take care of you and guide you back into your living body. Of course if it sounds too risky you can opt out and remain as a ghost. The choice Yusuke Urameshi is yours." We all held our breath as Yusuke stared at the golden egg. He reached out his hand, hesitantly getting closer to the egg. All breath being held in the room was released when he finally took the egg from Koenma's outstretched hand.

"I'll take it." Botan and I cheered. Koenma nodded.

"Very well Yusuke. Now, Botan will escort you back to the Living World. Just remember what I said." Yusuke nodded then looked at me, then back to Koenma.

"Wait, what about Selina?"

"O yeah, what about me?" Hell I was still confused about Koenma and the whole situation, at least where it concerned me. Koenma turned to me and gave me a small mishievious smile. 'O shit, no I won't do it!'

"You Selina, have a report to write up."

"WHAT! No, I will not do your evil paperwork! Plus, there isn't anything for me to write a report on."

"On the contrary, the twins are back. You will go over their findings and report back to me." I groaned, not about the twins arrival but at the damn paperwork I had to write up. 'Ah! Stupid paperwork, burn burn burn!'

"However, when you are finished you will return to Botan and Yusuke." Yusuke and I grinned at one another, when all of a sudden.

WHAM

"We're alive!" Everyone turned to the ugly pink doors to see two bodies come walking in.

Who are the two new people in the damn ugly office? Will Selina ever burn the evil paperwork? Stay tuned to find out in Chapter 3 of Forbidden Love. Hope you enjoyed it!