The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the VS. idea isn't mine. It belongs to CragmiteBlaster. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
Sorry for the long wait! But GvsP is back on track!
This part, we go through one TOUGH game.
30 Lives, Spread Gun Only, NO MERCY!
Giggling Gryphons
In the jungle, they were inspecting their current surroundings.
"Okay, we're in an awesome Nintendo Hard video game..." Mozart commented out loud. "...Where we can get killed even if a leaf blows on our pinky toe."
"Should I pluck one of the leaves off a tree and bust that myth?" Olivia asked.
"Nevermind the fact that we got what appears to be some looters headed our way." Ron commented out loud, as he tried speaking to one of the enemies holding what appeared to be a bag. "Um, where you headed off to?"
"Ron? I don't think..." Xantara started to say as Ron's now dead body was flown next to Xantara. He then respawned right next to Xantara. "...He's that very friendly."
"Now you tell me..." Ron sighed.
Cherri promptly shot the enemy that killed Ron, causing it to explode. "We're lucky that's just an average mook. There'll be others that can, pardon the pun, bug you."
"Like that guy down there?" Marissa asked, as she promplty shot down, taking down an enemy that was camping at their position.
"Exactly, Marissa." Cherri replied back.
"So, Cherri?" Benny asked. "You wanna be leader this challenge? Your little bro's a retro gamer and you may know a few tricks up your sleeve... Um, do t-shirt sleeves even count?"
"Or sleeve tattoos?" Moana joked.
"Well, I outta ask my aunt that." Cherri commented to Moana as she giggled. "She's sporting a couple sleeve tattoos, herself! As for leadership of this challenge, I honorably accept!"
"Wow, she's got more guts than I do..." Ron replied back, as a balloon came floating next to the group. He shot it down to reveal what appeared to be the letter M. "So, what's this M for?"
"Well, it's a weapon upgrade." Cherri said, smiling. "Try it out!"
Ron did so, and inserted the M into his gun. All of a sudden, more bigger shots rang out. "So, you sure about this, Cherri? All of this game stuff is kinda new to me."
"Yeah, ditto." Xantara replied back. "I make love, not war."
Cherri grinned, as she turned around and faced what obstacles were awaiting the team.
"Just stick with me, and we shall never go hungry again!" Cherri yelled out loud and shooting everything in her path, as she ran onto an exploding bridge and fell down into the water below.
The team ran to check up on her, and breathed a sigh of relief after they saw that she was okay.
"Okay, now stick with me, and we shall never go hungry again!" Cherri giggled sheepishly.
"Well, my inventory has some MREs." Marissa replied to the Entomologist as she jumped down. "Does that count?"
Confessional: Just don't eat the toilet paper...
Nelson: Okay, here's hoping I can remember some of the lingo I heard back in my CoD days... (He thinks for a moment) ...Wow, such foul language. From a 5 year old, no less!
Yentoulis: I, for one, hate this challenge. It involves a trivial video game, which is useless in everyday life.
Ellis: If you're wondering... I had to ditch the mittens for this challenge. Turns out, shooting a firearm with them on is impossible. Almost like getting the high score in Joust. And by Joust, I mean Centipede.
Powerhungry Polar Bears
The team were also shooting at the enemies, while Drake looked at his gun with a hint of worry on his face.
"Stella... I can't." Drake commented out loud, as Stella put a hand on Drake's shoulder.
"Drake, there's no need to worry; they're NOT real, they're just game sprites." Stella replied back.
"What if I... You know, kill them?" Drake asked out loud.
"Don't worry; they won't die for real." Stella replied back.
Drake seemed relieved by that. "Really?"
"Really." Stella nodded in approval. "Now... Wanna... Um, Korpse? What's a gamer term you use? I'm kinda newbish at this stuff."
"Mop the floor with these toilet wipes?" Korpse replied back.
"Yeah, what she said." Stella said, grinning.
Meanwhile, Thunder picked off the pack of mooks holding bags. "Eh, they're just dashing towards us. I seen better runs from Heidi whenever she's practicing her plays."
"Thank for the compliment, but we got bigger fish to fry." Heidi replied back, as what appeared to be a gun jetted out from a wall. Aiming for the Linebacker, she dashed through the line of fire, and returned fire at it, destroying it.
Twiggy smiled. "Wow, you're pretty psyched about this challenge!"
"Hey, between football seasons, I tend to watch video game playthroughs for no apparent reason." Heidi commented back.
Thunder shrugged. "Well, whatever works for you."
"Meanwhile, we're about to enter the jungle!" Twiggy replied out loud. "With some fun AND games! Granted, we ARE in a game right now..."
With Steph and Verna, Steph was following Verna closely.
"Why do I gotta cover your ass?" Verna asked.
"Because 1. You're also a gamer... Pokemaniac. 2. If you don't protect me, your secret gets exposed... Pokemaniac. And 3. Guns N Roses can kiss my ass!" Steph snapped back.
Verna looked at Steph with a dark glare. "...My dad would like a few words to say about that last remark."
"Ooohhh, was he a lame-o groupie back in his youth?" Steph mockingly replied back to Verna. "No wonder you're completely wrong in the head. All that metal music must have transmorphed your brain into-"
Steph didn't finish that sentence, as a bullet killed Steph. She materialized back where she was killed.
"Nope. He's just a fan, thanks to him and my mom meeting up in Detention when they were in Middle School..." Verna replied back. "How's THAT for transmorphing?"
"Aw, shut up and keep on protecting me..." Steph replied back. But not before... "Pokemaniac."
Verna sighed. "If friendly fire was an option..."
Confessional: Guns that shoot roses? ...What a deal!
Verna: Yeah, mom was a real rebel and a troublemaker growing up. But despite all of that, I still love her anyway.
Korpse: You know, we had a Lance before we booted him. So much for any bean jokes...
Twiggy: -She is listening to Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N Roses- Why would they travel to the jungle to begin with? Or do they mean the street jungle?
The team went a bit farther ahead, as they saw what appeared to be an enemy soldier, standing there and firing his weapon.
"Careful, guys!" Korpse said out loud. "This guy's camping on his spot. He wants to pick us off like common grapes!"
Stella was confused, as she saw the soldier just standing there and firing his weapon. "Camping? I don't see his tent anywhere... Or a campfire."
Drake giggled slightly, as he disposed of the enemy. "Um, Stella? ...Not the kinda camping you have in mind."
Korpse was alarmed. "Wait, you don't play video games! How do you..."
Drake chuckled. "Well... my mom is a gamer, and I've... kinda picked up some tips of the trade unknowingly from her. When I was younger, I would draw what I called Ultramom, a mother based off my momma, with powers involving her video games."
Korpse smiled at Drake. "Wow... You and your mom must get along very well."
"That, we do." Drake replied back, popping another enemy. "Though I don't appreciate her... doing something that doesn't involve tea during her gaming... She even introduced me to some of her cartoons she watched as a kid."
"I adore my parents a LOT." Stella said, smiling warmly. "Ever since they adopted me when I was a baby."
"Wait... You're adopted?" Drake asked, as Stella nodded. "Don't mind me asking, but... What happened to your... birth parents?"
Stella did some thinking, as she eyed what appeared to be a letter S on the ground. "Um... Drake, want this S?"
"Sure..." Drake replied, as he picked up the S and loaded it into his gun.
"Um, you DO know that may have came out wrong, did you?" Korpse asked.
Stella did some thinking, and suddenly realized. "Awww... damn."
A short time later, the team made it to the first boss: A huge building with a couple cannons from the side.
"Ya, I be the party pooper." Ada said out loud with a fake German accent. She was promptly shot at, to where she returned fire. "Okay, okay... You're the party pooper."
"Okay, guys. We wanna take out the cannons first before letting loose on the door." Nick enquired.
"You got it!" Kade replied back, as she started to shoot wildly at the cannons. The first one exploded, and the second one was sure to follow. Soon, it was defenseless.
"Well, for a first boss, it's kinda pathetically easy." Ada commented out loud, as she too fired at the door. Soon enough, the door blew open, exposing an entrance into the base.
"Bingo!" Nicholas shouted out loud, as he hopped into the now open base. "Time to get PUMPED, gang!"
The rest of the team soon followed into the base, as they patrolled around the halls.
"Well, so far... This is kinda... unexciting." Ada commented. "I wanted to get pumped!"
"They'll be times to get pumped, Ada." Grace replied back. "But for now, let's enjoy this calmness."
"Why do I have a feeling that's not gonna last?" Heidi asked out loud, as the group entered a room, and turned on the lights...
Over 300 soldiers were waiting for them, guns armed.
Heidi facepalmed. "Me and my big mouth..."
Verna whistled. "Wow, where's a Swirlix with Surf when you need one?" She commented to herself in a quiet tone.
"And considering that they outnumber us currently... Who's got a Spread Shot?" Grace asked.
Everyone was silent, as Drake uneasily raised his hand.
"Good. You wanna clean up this hall?" Grace asked again.
"Um... I guess?" Drake replied back, as he started to shoot at the soldiers. They started to return fire, as the team started to defend Drake.
"Okay, I am kinda confused as why they didn't try to... You know, SHOOT us while we were talking?" Thunder asked out loud while hitting some enemies.
"I dunno... But there's only one thing bugging me... There's no letter D's." Twiggy lamented. "And Charlene wants the D!"
"Why would Charlene want the D?" A confused Thunder asked. "And who is this Charlene?"
"Eh, I gave my rifle a girl's name." Twiggy replied back grinning. "Does everyone?"
"Not to my knowledge." Thunder answered, shrugging.
Confessional: Yeah, you would have to play the Metal Slug series for the D Power Up.
Twiggy: -She is trying to bend a letter L- Come on, even if it's a lowercase D, Charlene'll accept it!
Verna: Yeah, I was quite surprised to find out Swirlix can learn Surf in my run of Pokemon X.
Korpse: Useless info time! Contra is known as Prototector in the UK. It was some kinda law involving not wanting kids to be exposed to killing other humans in video games. But maiming robots is A-Okay!
Drake: I'm just glad those sprites aren't getting hurt; I must have taken out roughly a LOT of them.
Stella: While I wanted to tell Drake my story... I didn't want to unintentionally upset him during the challenge... Cause it may get a bit tearjerky.
Giggling Gryphons
They too, got past the Jungle and were in the base, and getting by with very little difficulty. They were busy taking on waves of various enemies, and were nearly wrapped up with them. But what really prevented further investigation was...
"A wall?" Yentoulis said out loud. "Well, there's no use staying here. Let's head back."
Just then, bullets flew past the obnoxious nerd, as the wall blew up behind him.
"You were saying, Yento?" Olivia asked, grinning.
"It's NOT Yento! It's Yentoulis!" Yentoulis shouted out loud. "God! Will you idiots ever get it right?!"
"Eh, quit being a gnat." Cherri replied back. "Time to bust up a computer!"
Indeed, Cherri was right. Standing in front of them appeared to be a giant console. There were lights all around the console, and some guns surrounding it as well.
"So... How do we wreck up this computer?" Benny asked the group. "Aside of shooting it up, or course."
"Simple. Feed it a computer virus." Yentoulis snarked back. "That'll wreck any computer."
"Really? Cool! Let's feed it a Nelson virus!" Olivia exclaimed out loud as she looked at Nelson. "The cutie's our resident Chihiro!"
"Um... Chihiro? What?" Nelson asked, looking very confused.
"Okay, whoever this Chihiro is... Let's feed Nelson to it!" Yentoulis commented out loud.
"Um, I dunno..." Marissa replied back, looking unsure of that task, as she got shot at. Unfortunately, she didn't dodge in time, and was promptly downed.
Ellis seeing his friend die (And respawn back to life), got him upset and angry. So upset, he started to fire his gun at the console with a dark snarl on his face.
"Grrrr... You're gonna PAY for what you did to my friend!" Ellis shouted out loud. "And this is for killing off Bambi! And by Bambi, I mean his mom!"
With Ellis' anger and skill at shooting at the console, they managed to destroy the console with relative ease. Marissa calmly walked up to Ellis.
"Ellis? You feeling okay?" Marissa asked.
Ellis took some deep breaths, and sighed. "Yeah... Sorry about that, but I just get so frustrated if a good friend is hurt by another force."
Marissa smiled at those words. "You're a good friend, Ellis. Maybe after the contest, I could introduce you to my LARPing group?"
"Yeah, though I'm not sure what I would be..." Ellis replied back. "But either case, here's the elevator."
The Geeks then boarded two separate elevators, which started to lift them up, complete with appropriate music to boot.
"Is that the music from Super Mario Land?" Cherri asked. "Sounds... rather appropriate."
"Yeah, if you nearly got installed and virus-scanned by someone with a lotta BO." Nelson commented out loud.
"And roof floor!" Sting shouted out loud, having his gun ready. "Ding-Ding!"
The Geeks ran outside the shaft, and looked up at the large cliff awaiting them.
"Wow... Talk about a large cliff..." Moana commented out loud with a whistle.
Confessional: Talk about a cliffhanger, though not really.
Moana: I don't know anything about cliffs! We're just glad that we can hop high enough in this world!
Olivia: Think if I hop high enough, I'll accidentally show Sting my undies?
A little ways into the ascent up the cliff, the team started to realize that the enemies started to look rather... robotic.
Cherri giggled at that trait. "Okay, Chris. I'll give you that one, for sure."
"Wait, give Chris what?" Benny asked.
"Well, back in the day, in the UK, the characters were replaced with robots." Cherri explained. "It's due to some silly law about not wanting other humans to die in a video game. So, they replaced them with souless robots, instead!"
"Wow, I'm impressed!" Benny replied.
"Hey, when your cool little bro's a retro gamer like mom... You tend to pick up this info." Cherri said out loud.
"Enough with the trivial knowledge about a stupid game series, let's keep it up!" Yentoulis snapped at the two.
A short time later, Mozart ran across what appeared to be a letter B. He picked it up, and started to flash several colors.
"Whoa, gnarly light show, man!" Mozart said out loud.
"I think that means your invincible, Mozart!" Nelson shouted back at him, picking off an enemy along the way.
"If you say so, buddy..." Mozart replied back, as he started to run towards some enemies, taking them out instantly.
"Okay!" Nelson said with a grin, as he was tapped on the shoulder by Xantara.
"Er, Nelson?" Xantara asked. "Why is that guy in a scuba suit... In a waterfall?"
"I'm thinking he's camping in an alcove behind the falls." Nelson answered. "I'm quite surprised he isn't being sent down thanks to the falls, though."
"That... Actually kinda makes sense." Xantara replied back at him.
The team did a decent job scaling the waterfall, though the enemies shot at them a few times. And at the top of the waterfall...
"Ugh..." Gagged Benny. "I think I'm gonna hurl..."
A giant creature, who would have felt at home in the Alien franchise towered above the Geeks. Extending its arms towards them, it started to hurl fireballs at the gang.
"Guys, quick! Go for the arms!" Cherri ordered, as the team started to shoot at the arms, all while dodging the fireballs tossed at them. Eventually, they destroyed the arms, leaving the head for them to deal with. It instantly vomited out fireballs at the two closest people under the head (Nelson and Ron), killing them.
Xantara, seeing her friends die (And later respawn) like that, had her turning her head towards the giant alien, who was looking at the new age girl, and gave it a hard glare.
"You vomited on my buddies..." Xantara muttered out loud. "Time to go Downward Dog, bud!"
"Er, is that an actual pose, Xantara?" Ron asked.
"Seriously, I never saw Xantara this upset before..." Nelson replied back at Ron.
She fired wildly at the alien's head, not giving it a chance to breathe. Everyone was watching Xantara go wild at it.
"Um... Wow, Xantara's really in the zone." An impressed Moana commented. "I always thought she didn't play games."
"Must have been something that's been awaken inside her when her friends bit it..." Ellis also said out loud. "We tend to do stuff if something happens to our friends."
"And she's dodging fireballs like no one's business..." Marissa commented as well. "Her Evasive stat must have skyrocketed..."
Soon enough, the alien's head exploded, along with part of the base it was guarding.
"Whoa, Xantara! You dealt with that meanie..." Nelson exclaimed. "And you never even played Contra!"
Xantara smiled back at Nelson. "Hey, she barbecued you and Ron... I thought I would... Return the flavor."
Everyone looked at Xantara with a confused look, as some crickets chirped in the distance.
"What? I thought that joke was funny..." Xantara pouted.
Wasting no time, the Geeks hopped in.
Confessional: Well, that's unexpected coming from someone practicing Yoga.
Xantara: Wow... I never thought I had that in me. Though what would be another pose to use for a phrase if this ever occurred again?
Ron: Okay, I gotta admit... That was awesome seeing Xantara shoot up that alien... (He blushes for a second, as he shakes it off.) No... She may backstab me... But she does whip up a nice tea...
Powerhungry Polar Bears
The Populars also climbed up the Waterfall, and took out the next base with ease. After riding up the elevator, they were met with some snow blowing in their faces.
"Whoa, welcome to the Predator Christmas Special, guys!" Twiggy shouted out loud, shielding herself from the blowing snow with her arm.
"I'm more partial to..." Drake commented, as he did some thinking. "Um... Dang, there's too many Christmas specials out there."
"Even Die Hard?" Korpse asked. "I Livestreamed that last year around Christmastime!"
"I'm more partial to Lethal Weapon." Ada replied back with a grin.
Verna was keeping a watch through the environment, however. She saw a line of trees, and looked at the team.
"Guys, heads up!" Verna alerted the team. "Some grenades are gonna be flying your way soon!"
"What, these things that look like Thermoses?" Grace said out loud, as one hit her on the head, killing her. Respawning, she shrugged. "Okay... Make that explosive Thermoses."
"Did it really keep cold drinks cold?" Nicholas asked himself. "I wouldn't know, wasn't allowed to use one."
Nicholas was then shot by an enemy behind a turret. Respawining back, he ducked underneath the turret's bullets and opened fire, destroying the enemy.
"Guys, heads up! The difficulty has risen!" Nicholas said out loud.
"Boy, I'll say!" Twiggy replied back. "Speaking of which, I always thought ice levels were kinda... Well, slippery than a buttered Thanksgiving turkey."
"Twiggy, shush!" Korpse scolded the cheerleader. "You don't want Chris to romhack and make this game any tougher, do you?"
"Personally, I expect that from you, Korpse." Heidi replied back with a grin. "Everyone loves a good challenge; my school even gave an undefeated team last year a run for their money."
The Populars went through the level without much hassle. They even crossed a row of pillars that were jutting out of a body of water.
Heidi peeked down at what appears to be a scuba-diver in the cold water. "Wow... Hypothermia, much?"
After crossing the pillars, they then stepped on what happened to be hard steel. A slight rumble was occurring under their feet, as they looked to see what appeared to be an armored vehicle coming towards them.
"So, how do we get outta THIS mess?" Kade asked.
"Simple... Shoot at it until it dies." Ada replied back, smirking, as she did just that, causing the vehicle to explode.
"Well... That works." Kade commented.
"Huh... I always thought that was exclusive to the Cyberdemon from Doom..." Heidi inquired.
The team continued on, and after destroying another armored vehicle, they went through the rest of the level, as they approached an entrance to what was assumed to be the main base.
"So, all we gotta do is blow the doors in and enter, right?" Steph asked. "Sounds simple."
"Err... Not exactly." Korpse replied, as what appeared to be an UFO appeared from above them. But before the UFO could get a single shot in, it exploded in mid-air, surprising the team...
"Um... When did that happen? UFOs don't just magically explode." Verna asked out loud, confused at the situation at hand. "Unless an Electrode was flying it..."
The cause of the explosion soon exposed itself. It appeared to be an Alien Queen from the Alien series. It floated down, almost like it was greeting the crew.
"Okay... Even I know you're not part of this game..." Drake commented out loud, as he looked up at the giant Alien Queen looking down at him.
"I guess Chris DID romhack the game after all..." Heidi replied out loud.
"Technically, in the arcade version of Super C, you DID have to fight an Alien Queen, so it's not exactly a romhack." Korpse lectured out loud. "Sure, it borders on SO many copyright laws, but man... It felt AWESOME! I'll give Chris props for that one"
"But Bill and Lance were guys with some sweet and yummy muscles!" Verna replied back. "The only one that comes close to them is Thunder and Drake, to an extent! But, judging by the look of the football playing sound clap currently..."
Thunder was also looking up at the Queen, looking COMPLETELY frightened.
"S***... Nightmares from 5 years old..." Thunder muttered, with fear in his eyes.
"Okay... How about Drake?" Verna asked. "He's the tallest of us all, and he seems to be brave as well."
Drake too, looked a tad bit frightened, though not to the extent of Thunder. He was wanting to fire away at it, but was too scared to do so.
Verna sighed in defeat. "Well... We're f*****... Unless someone else has any ideas?"
Stella looked at the Alien Queen, and grinned.
"This is for scaring my mom back when she was growing up!" Stella yelled out loud, as she began her attack on the Alien Queen. Dodging its various tail swipes and spitting acid, she shot at it with persise aim.
Everyone was looking at Stella with amazment.
"Um, this IS the same Stella, right?" Grace asked out loud.
"I assume so. She's really kicking ass!" Korpse answered, grinning. "When did our sweet singer turn into an action girl?"
Grace looked back at Drake, and grinned. "Drake's gonna be one lucky apple someday."
Korpse was confused. "Wait, huh? What do you mean?"
Grace shrugged. "Eh, just me rambling."
At that time, Stella was finishing off the Alien Queen, with a confident look on her face.
"And that's for getting near my friends... Jerk." Stella spat out, as she turned towards the team, who were still impressed at Stella's feat. "Well, this... Um, bug's down for the count... Do they count as bugs?"
"Wow." Heidi said out loud with a shock expression on her face, ignoring Stella's question. "I... never thought you had it in you."
"Eh, when mom tells you stories about having to go to therapy due to a dangerous horror movie villain, you tend to want to get revenge on said monster." Stella commented back, as he turned towards Thunder and Drake. "You guys okay?"
Drake smiled. "Yeah... I'll be fine. But someone may wanna comfort Thunder."
Indeed, Thunder was still frightened. Twiggy walked over to the frightened benchwarmer.
"Thunder? Stella killed that alien for us. It won't be bothering us anymore, okay?" Twiggy said out loud.
"Alien... Chestburster... Death..." Thunder muttered in a frightened trance.
"Hey, tell you what. After this challenge, I'll treat you to my favorite fish supreme! Rah, Rah, Rah?" Twiggy whispered into Thunder's ear.
The sound of that caused Thunder to break outta his trance. "Rah, Rah, Rah." He replied back with a sweet smile
"Anyways, enough gabbing! The base has opened up! Let's do this s***!" Korpse yelled out loud with a grin on her face.
Confessional: Thinking with their stomach.
Korpse: Thinking with food... Nice strat, Twiggy!
Stella: Yeah, my mom accidentally saw a death scene in Alien when she was 5 years old. She had too many sleepless nights and received a fear of dark places. It took her years to get over that fear, however...
Steph: When did Stella turn into a challenge threat overnight?! Interesting... I shall keep an eye out on her...
Verna: Yeeeaaahhh, guess our resident tall and handsome is kinda a real AZ. ...Only Drake's a tad bit shorter and kinder from what I heard. Seriously, though. That AZ guy was HUGE! ...And to be honest, I really don't like men with muscles, anyway.
Giggling Gryphons
They too, got past the second base and the Snow Field with little difficulty. They were now in the Energy Zone, and crossing some huge steps. Firing at the groups of enemies headed their way, they were commenting to pass the time.
"Dang, guys! These creeps keep on coming, huh?" Ron replied back.
"Yeah. You think after that Queen that Ellis killed, we be facing off against Xenomorphs by now." Benny commented out loud.
"Or Xenomorphs piloting robots?" Cherri replied back. "Quite frankly, I wouldn't put it past them."
"Quite frankly, this has been a waste of time." Yentoulis said out loud rudely.
"Hey, nothing wrong with a time-waster, Yenty!" Olivia commented out loud. "Almost like my favorite anime."
Yentoulis glared at Olivia. "The name is NOT Yenty, it's Yentoulis! God, I'm with retards currently."
Shortly afterwards, they were greeted by a pillar of fire shooting downwards. They were stumped on how they could continue on.
"So... Should we jump just when its going up, so we don't get barbecued?" Moana asked.
"It... seems to be the only way, sadly." Marissa replied back. "Unless anyone has a really high Fire Resistance..."
"If only Pokemon Type Science existed for real... We send Moana ahead." Ellis commented. "She would be a Water Type."
The team crossed through the fire pillar with some difficulty, all while taking down some more enemies headed their way. Soon, they came across a vertical section with some fire beams going horizontal.
"Guys? I think we should jump and instantly duck." Nelson commented. "Cause none of us wants a tanned hide."
"Cause I already have one." Moana joked back, as the group looked back at her. "Cause I'm a sea faring gal?"
"Not the kinda tanning we're thinking of." Ron commented, with a bit of a shiver.
"I thought it was a good joke." Moana pouted.
The group got past the obstacle, as they looked at the obstacle that was presented to them; another fire pillar shooting down.
"Well, it doesn't take a genius to figure THIS out." Yentoulis said out loud, as he hopped down. He was promptly barbecued by a horizontal fire beam.
"So... Yento found out that this was a trap." Marissa commented, as she shot at a power up box, releasing a letter B. "And no wonder; very sneaky, programmers."
"So... We gotta think up a strat." Mozart replied out loud. "Hmm... If Marissa can grab that invisibility, and can glide through the level..."
"Sounds like a plan. I'm game!" Marissa said, smiling. "Though, who wants to bet the programmers planned it this way?"
"In either case, it's all you, Marissa! I think if you get far enough, we'll spawn away from this obstacle?" Moana asked. "Me and Cherri can lend a life to the cause."
Marissa grinned as she gave a thumbs up as both Cherri and Moana jumped down, activating the traps. When they did die, Marissa jumped down and snagged the letter B. Running as fast as she could, she got past several fire beams, and towards an opening. While some of the other campers died during Marissa's attempt, they knew it was for the best. Upon respawning, they nodded at Marissa's feat.
"Well, for a difficult part, I think we did decently well." Marissa said out loud.
"Yeah. Well, ready to resume kicking ass?" Cherri asked, cocking her gun as everyone nodded.
The team continued through the level, avoiding obstacles and taking down enemies, as they eventually reached an opening. At the end awaited what appeared to be the entrance to a hangar. On top of the door read a somewhat chilling message.
"Super Soldier 005?" Sting asked, as the hangar opened its door, and a HUGE muscular male stepped out. He was heavily armored, except for its upper body. It was also wearing a mask. It looked at the campers with interest.
"Huh. This pretty easy." The Super Soldier said in some broken English. "You fight well, but it time to break you."
"Er... Aren't you Ivan Drago, by any chance?" Ellis asked. "And by Drago, I mean Sgt. Chris Kenner?"
"Um, aren't they played by the same actor?" Marissa whispered back.
"So, who challenge me?" The Super Soldier said to the group.
Everyone looked intimated by the huge man looking back at them.
"So, how, or who, shall defeat this slab of a man?" Moana asked out loud. "I only dealt with one of them in my lifetime, and that's because he stole my Wiley's ice cream!"
"Perhaps stabbing it in the extraction point of your liquids will do." Yentoulis replied back, as he looked at Benny.
"Um, Yent? I've don't got my sword on me." Benny commented.
"The NAME is NOT Yent! It's Yentoulis!" Yentoulis snapped back at Benny in outrage.
"Guys, please!" Cherri scolded the two. "You can bug each other about what to call Yentoulis later. Now, we gotta think up who to use to defeat this Road Warrior wannabe."
The team did some more thinking, as...
"I can do it." Nelson said out loud.
"Wait, you?" Ron asked. "You're the shortest team member, aside of Ellis. Explain?"
"Well, me being I'm the shortest, I would have a much smaller hitbox. Contrast with the Popular's Drake, who would have a large hitbox." Nelson taught out loud. "Though, with how I have a feeling he's not that mean to start off with..."
"So... That giant over there may try to hit you, but you can attempt to dodge his moves?" Xantara asked.
"I can hear, you know." The Super Soldier shouted back.
"That's the gist of it." Nelson whispered to Xantara. "Let's do this."
Nelson walked up to the Super Soldier, and looked up at the tall figure.
"Sir? I volunteer as tribute. I shall fight you." Nelson shouted towards him.
Behind the mask, the Super Soldier smirked.
"They have little girl fight their battle. This be over quickly." The Super Soldier replied out loud.
Nelson sighed, as his face turned from embarasment to confident. "I may look like a little girl, but... I can prove to you that even they can pack a punch! Let's go!"
The fight started, as Nelson started to shoot at the Super Soldier. The Super Soldier then started to charge at Nelson, as he hopped over it with ease.
"What, how?" The Super Soldier asked out loud. "I programmed to ram you."
Nelson smiled. "Me and my sis watched Game Grumps together while she was... Anyways, I'm still taking you down!" He said, with a singing voice.
"You still be broken." The Super Soldier replied back, as he repeated the same strategy, with Nelson hopping over his spiked shoulders. Nelson continued to shoot at the Super Soldier, as he managed to do something he didn't expect would happen...…
...He blew off the Soldier's mask, revealing a face whiched looked VERY alien to everyone.
Nelson was shocked. "Wow, man... You're one UG-LY motherjumper!"
Everyone was looking at Nelson with confusion.
"...Motherjumper?" Ron asked, confused.
"I didn't wanna upset anyone watching the show by using any harder swears." Nelson said back, as he continued to battle against the Super Soldier. Eventually, the Super Soldier was down for the count.
"You may beat me... But you won't defeat me." The Super Soldier said out loud, as some beeping noises was now sounding.
"Guys?" Nelson asked the team, as he began to run into the Hangar. "RUN!"
"Wait, run?" Marissa asked out loud, as the beeping began to get more faster. "S***! FOLLOW NELSON, GUYS!"
The rest of the Geeks followed suit, as the Super Soldier EXPLODED, leaving a very huge crater where he once was.
Now inside the hangar, the team were catching their breath, as they looked ahead at whatever was awaiting them.
"So... This isn't like any hangar we know..." Benny said out loud.
Confessional: Explosive Finish
Sting: Wow... Nelson actually took on a giant... and WON. He may look cute, but he's actually tough...
Nelson: Okay, even when playing cute games, I know a darn bomb whenever I see one!
Olivia: Wow, Nelson's kick ass! And he's actually a dude? I always thought he was a girl! Well, then... He's off my target for winning Sting.
Powerhungry Polar Bears
The Populars were now in the Hangar, as they were greeted by claws that were extending downwards.
"Great, now the Claw will choose who goes and who stays..." Verna sarcastically said out loud.
"Yeah, for a plushie that my mom spent 2 dollars attempting to get in a claw machine..." Drake replied back. "I got it for 25 cents."
"Still... After that Super Soldier... You think we would be facing off against muscled beings." Steph said out loud, getting close to Drake. "Men with sweet muscles..."
Drake was confused. "Um, I... really don't have any muscles to be honest."
"GUYS! Check me out!" Heidi shouted out loud in glee, as she peeked out from inside a mine cart. "Look, I'm Donkey Kong!"
"Or course you are." Ada replied back, as she ran ahead and didn't watch where she was going. She was promptly greeted by a spiked wall, costing her a life.
"Great, now we got spiked walls to contend with." Verna replied out loud.
"Well, before we all end up with body piercings all over, let's give this place an extreme makeover!" Cherri shouted out loud, as the team began to shoot at the walls.
A short time later, Drake shot at a portion of a wall, and a letter B came out. Shrugging, he picked it up and started to flash different colors. Running ahead of the team, he was destroying obstacles left and right, as he got to the final bit of the stage as the invisibility ran out.
"Well... At least we're close to the end of the stage..." Drake said, as he turned around to see the team, respawning behind him with a confused look at him. "Um... Too far?"
The team pressed on, as they reached their final obstacle: The enterance to another fortress.
"Okay, guys. I can bet there's gonna be enemies coming from the shutters, so stay on your toes!" Heidi said out loud.
"What if you don't have any?" Kade joked out loud, pointing at her prostectics.
"Eh, who cares? Let's just aim for that cross up there." Twiggy said, grinning as she shot up what appeared to be a cross on the top of the shutters. The damage done to it soon caused it to explode, as Twiggy jumped into the resulting hole with a grin. Heidi followed suit.
"Okay, team! Let's do this s***!" Heidi replied out loud with a grin, as the Linebacker and the Cheerleader began to run through the hall... And their grins disappeared once they realized...
…
...Something was very seriously wrong.
"Um... I don't think we're... In a normal environment, anymore." Heidi commented to Twiggy.
"Yeah... It looks like... Yuck." Twiggy replied back, as the team joined the duo.
"Er, did that wall just move?" Stella asked out loud, talking about the current alien environment around them.
"I... don't think that's a wall, Stella. At ALL." Drake replied back, as he fired back at the shrimp-like creature inching close to the Idol.
"And welcome to Nightmare Fuel central..." Nicholas commented. "Population, US."
Confessional: Better than a killer clown.
Grace: -She looks frightened- Um... I've seen enough Japanese Anime to know where THIS is going...
Charging down the alien path and firing at shrimp-like creatures, they were stopped by an obstacle of what appeared to be a pillar of cracked eggs. A large alien with its neck sticking out was looking at the crew. It looked like it was about to hurl... And indeed it did. Coming out of its mouth appeared to be...
"So THAT'S where that shrimp was coming from!" Steph said out loud. "I am SO done with shrimp for life!"
"Personally... I kinda like popcorn shrimp, to be honest." Verna replied back at her.
"And there's HUNDREDS of way to cook shrimp!" Twiggy commented out loud. "It's totes the fruit of the sea, even!"
Grace grinned at that, as she looked up at one of the shrimp-like enemies and tried to chow down on it. The ended result ended with a dead Grace, who later respawned.
"Awww, it tastes like death!" Grace pouted. "Sigh... Talk about false advertising."
"Er, I don't think those shrimp are consumable, hon." Twiggy replied back. "At least... I hope not."
A few moments passed, as they destroyed the alien, leaving what remained of its neck; a stump. The cracked eggs were destroyed as well. Pressing forward and hopping over the acidic pools, they were presented with their next few obstacles.
"Are those... MOUTHS in the wall?!" Steph protested. "Very... EEEEWWW!"
"Personally, I find it rather cool." Korpse replied, as she shot at the mouths, destroying them. "But if it'll shut you up..."
"Besides, I think we should destroy them, if only to keep them from spitting at us." Stella enquired. "But nevertheless, let's follow your lead, Korpse."
Korpse nodded, as she and the team continued to blast away at the mouths encased in the walls. They continued on through the alien-like environment, as they were approaching what is assumed to be a hallway.
"Okay, guys... Be prepared for a heart attack... Literally." Korpse said out loud.
Ada was skeptable. "Not... actually, right?"
They continued down the hall, as Korpse was suddenly worried.
"Um, should we be facing off against a Facehugger expy by now?" Korpse asked.
"Maybe they're late to the party?" Kade replied back.
Korpse reached the end of the hall, as...
"Late, my ass!" Korpse said out loud. "The bloody boss is GONE!"
Steph reached the hall last. "Well, no boss here, let's go home."
Steph turned around and was about to leave, as what appeared to be a jellyfish creature greeted the Gossip Girl. She turned around.
"What... The F***... is THAT?!" Steph yelled out loud, pointing at the creature.
"I dunno... They weren't in any Contra games!" Korpse said out loud, as she scanned the room, while everyone was shooting at it with no avail. Eventually... "Guys! Quickly! I found an elevator!"
"Then less talking and more elevating!" Steph replied back, as the team got on the elevator, and Korpse rapidly pressed the down button.
Having escaped the creature, the elevator started to desend... And once they reached their floor...
"Bottom Floor, Hot Topic and Orange Julius, ding ding!" Twiggy joked out loud, as the team exited the elevator. They could see that the current place they were in wasn't Contra, anymore...
"Yeeeeaaaahhhh... Guys?" Korpse asked. "I don't think we're in Contra, anymore."
"Boy, I'll say..." Stella replied back, rubbing the back of her head...
Several of the creatures they encountered earlier were scattered around the place... And they were out for blood. Mainly... The Popular's blood...
Yep... The campers just arrived right into... Metroid? Yep, its a meledy of NES games, all right.
NEXT TIME: The campers tour Tourian... With explosive results. And a camper is eliminated.