The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the VS. idea isn't mine. It belongs to CragmiteBlaster. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
This part, we deal with the rest of the fears.
Be afraid!
Cherri was in a makeshift ring, with Benny by her side. Chris was inside the ring, wearing a ref's outfit.
"So, Cherri... You stated your fear was the Dark Queen from BattleToads." Chris commented.
"Because the stupid jerk is part of a Nintendo Hard game involving fighting frogs." Cherri replied back. "I'm just thankful there's no romhack to make the game even HARDER."
Benny was confused. "Wait, how do you know this stuff?"
Cherri chuckled back. "My young bro knows his stuff about hacking."
Chris cleared his throat, as he took out a microphone.
"And welcome to today's matchup!" Chris said out loud. "Standing on our left, it's the Bug Queen of the Isle! The Pierced Princess! Standing at an impressive 5'7, and weighing a wonderful-"
Chris was interrupted as she was holding a sword close to Chris' nose.
"Finish that last bit, or the hair goes bye-bye." Cherri said, glaring at Chris' face.
"Fine, whatever... Spoil the moment." Chris replied back. "It's the Geek's very on... CHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRRIIIIII!"
Benny was confused. "Er, where did you get that sword?"
"My brother cosplayed as Link last year for Halloween. The Link to the Past version of Link." Cherri replied back.
"The one with the pink hair?" Benny asked as Cherri nodded.
"And arriving to the stage..." Chris shouted out loud, as what appeared to be a woman, decked out in clothing not fitting for TV came strutting to the ring. "It's the Queen of the Game Overs! The Finisher of Controllers! Skipping the weight because I don't wanna be killed... It's BattleToad's... DAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKK QUUUUUUUEEEEEEENNNNNNN!"
The Dark Queen entered the ring and looked down at the Entomologist.
"HAHAHA! This is my opponent? What a joke!" The Dark Queen scoffed out loud. "Ready to go, BattleJerk?"
Cherri cracked her knuckles as she grinned. "Born ready..."
"With both fighters ready, it's time to FFFIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT!"
In almost an instant, Cherri jumped out at the Dark Queen, as she started to beat her senseless.
"Take that, you -BLEEP- stupid piece of -BLEEP- And to your -BLEEP- And your -LONG BLEEPING SOUNDS- Electronic Fans -BLEEPING SOUNDS- Conventional Oven -BLEEPING AS USUAL- Pineapples -DID THE CENSORS FAINT YET- Puppies -MOST LIKELY THE CENSORS FAINTED BY NOW- Your MOM!" Cherri yelled out loud, as she got up, and looked at the bruised Dark Queen. "...Bitch."
Chris' eyes were wide with shock, as thus Benny's. "Um... We're glad that was just a stunt double."
"Yeah... Good call." Cherri replied back, as she knelled down at the actor playing the Dark Queen. "You doing okay?"
"Eh, I been through worse." Dark Queen replied back. "Still... How did you find a curse word for the letter X?"
Cherri shrugged. "I dunno... All I know is that this episode'll be NSFW."
"With that said, Cherri receives a point for her team!" Chris shouted out loud, as Benny put a hand on Cherri's shoulder.
"Wow, that was a one-sided fight..." Benny said out loud. "Well done."
"Hey, ANYONE who played the game most likely wanted to get their greasy mitts on the Dark Queen. That was for ALL of them." Cherri commented back. "Thanks for supporting me, Benny."
The two looked at each other with a blush on their face. They then turned away in embarrassment.
Steph was walking in the forest, enjoying herself.
"So... Should I end the Anime Club once I get back home?" Steph asked herself. "Eh, whatever. I'll be rich anyway."
A few seconds later, a woman approached her.
"Ma'am? Ma'am? Have you heard about the good news that's going on?" The woman asked out loud.
Steph sighed. "If it's involving Bieber, I don't wanna hear about that singing prima donna."
"I'm talking about the TRUE good news; our favorite hottie is coming back!" The woman replied, as she took off her coat, exposing a fake moon tattoo.
Steph gulped. "Oh, crap..."
"Now, will you join us in our religion called Team Jacob? We can have Team Jacob slumber parties, Team Jacob dreams, and other things involving the world's coolest werewolf!" The woman said out loud with a smile.
Steph backed away in fear. "Okay, we don't wanna cause any funny business, okay? Reserve that for any of the other nerds around here. Like... Um, Sting?"
"Oh, we asked him earlier to join us. All he did was comment that Fangface was the better werewolf... Who's that? Anyways, join us..." The woman replied out loud.
Steph was backing away, sweating bullets. "Okay, get away from me, you psychos!"
Olivia was looking at what appeared to be a globe on a table.
"Okay, so what's the deal with this globe?" Olivia asked.
"Simple. You said your fear was that you didn't want to see the world burn. And being that I obviously can't do that, since we would die, and it would be really, really bad for lawsuits... I just have to deal with this right here."
Chris soaked the globe with what appeared to be gasoline. He then lit a match and set it on fire, scorching the globe in the process.
Olivia looked at the burning globe and sighed.
"Okay, I give! I give up!" Olivia shouted out loud, sighing.
"Tough break, Olivia. We're still tied, though." Chris replied back.
Marissa was on a stage, with Ellis by her side.
"Marissa... Your fear would be kissing, correct?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, and now I have the fear status effect..." Marissa mumbled.
Ellis held onto Marissa's hand in comfort.
"Oh, but it gets better! Your kissing partner's gonna be... randomized!" Chris shouted out loud in glee, as he pressed a button. Various campers currently on the island were flashing around in a random order, until finally it stopped on... "And today's lucky contestant is... Stella!"
Marissa sighed, as Stella walked on stage, confused.
"Um... Chris? I'm straight." Stella said out loud.
"Hey, it never stopped anybody before." Chris replied back with a shrug, before he turned towards Marissa. "Now, Marissa? Your task is to kiss Stella... On the lips!"
"Um, okay..." Marissa replied with a nervous gulp. She started to get closer and closer as some memories came flashing back towards her, until finally...
"Um... Chris? Can you give me some time? Maybe 5 to 10 minutes?" Marissa asked.
"Sure, whatever." Chris commented back, as Marissa ran off, grabbing Ellis with her.
Confessional: Nervousness strikes again...
Marissa: What do I do? I can't kiss Stella! What if it happens again, like how it happened with Mirian?!
Backstage, Marissa was breathing in and out deeply, as Ellis was concerned for his friend.
"Marissa, what happened out there? You were feeling really confident." Ellis asked out loud.
"I... Um..." Marissa replied back, as she looked Ellis in the eyes and put her hands on his shoulders. "Ellis? I gotta tell you something. Something that I kept buried in my thoughts for the longest while. Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise." Ellis said with a smile.
"Okay... I'm... Bisexual." Marissa replied out loud. "Been that way since I entered my teenage years. But that's not why I'm nervous, no-no-no..."
"Hey, who cares if you're Bi? I like you just the way you are." Ellis said, smiling. "And that's no lie."
"Thanks. It's that... If I kiss Stella... I may REALLY upset that tall guy she hangs around with..." Marissa commented back, sighing.
"You mean Drake?" Ellis asked, as Marissa nodded.
"Yeah, but not in the way you're thinking... I guess it's time that I tell you something... I was once in a relationship with the most beautiful gal around... Mirian..."
Two Years Ago...
Marissa was in the park, looking at Mirian in the eyes, with a nervous smile.
"So... What I am saying is..." Marissa said out loud. "Wanna be my GF?"
Mirian smiled the hugest of smiles.
"Why, or course, I want to!" Mirian replied back.
"And what better way to seal the deal than with this?" Marissa asked, as she took Mirian closer to her, and they went in for their first kiss. After they parted...
"Wow... This is gonna be so cool! I got a girlfriend!" Mirian yelled out loud. "I feel so... Ah-CHOO! Alive!"
Marissa chuckled. "So, what shall we do now, that we're a couple?"
"I dunno... Watch the stars?" Mirian asked with a shrug, before sneezing again.
"I think I better take you home. You're coming down with a cold status, and I don't want you getting any sicker." Marissa lectured.
"Fine... Same time tomorrow?" Mirian asked.
"Or course." Marissa replied back.
The next day, Marissa was walking downstairs to grab some cereal, to see her parents talking to Mirian's mom.
"Morning, Marissa..." Marissa's mom said, looking a bit sad.
"Mornin' mom, mornin' Mirian's mom..." Marissa replied back, as she saw what the conversation was about. "What's going on? Why is everyone sad? Should I heal you guys with a Cheer Up potion?"
"I'm afraid it's not that simple, hon..." Marissa's dad said out loud. "Marissa... After you took Mirian home last night, her sickness got worse. And late last night, she was complaining of a bad headache... She had to be admitted to the hospital and... Mirian's... Dying."
The world around Marissa stopped when she heard that last word. "Wait, what? Dying? I know she's sickly, but I didn't know she was THAT sick! Can't the hospitals do something? That's what they're there for, right?" Marissa said out loud, looking very upset and panicked.
"I wish it was all that simple, dear..." Mirian's mom commented out loud.
"Sadly, all that we can say is... Spend time with Mirian. Make her last few days happy." Marissa's mom said with a comforting voice.
Marissa was stunned for a moment, until...
"It's... It's all my fault... I kissed Mirian last night, and now she's dying... It's all my fault..." Marissa confessed, as she ran upstairs, closed the door in her room, and started to sob into her pillow.
Marissa visited Mirian every day at the hospital, until one day, Marissa was called and asked to get to the hospital ASAP...
"Mirian, I'm here to..." Marissa said, as Mirian was breathing slowly, with her eyes closed. Her family was close by.
"Marissa... That you...?" Mirian asked out loud, as Marissa got closer. "Marissa... There's... Something I want to... Give you."
Mirian's mom handed over what appeared to be a blue beret, as thus a pink sweater.
"Mirian, this is your stuff... I can't keep it." Marissa replied out loud.
"I figured you... would want my equipment..." Mirian weakly said out loud. "It offers a... good head and... body protection for... a sweetheart like you... It's yours now..."
"I taught you well..." Marissa replied back, as Mirian put her hand on Marissa's hand.
"You're welcome... I always knew my time on here... Would be short... But you made my time... The best time... There was... Always... remain sweet... and... happy..." Mirian said out loud, as her hand drooped onto the hospital bed... Her life has expired.
"Mirian... No..." Marissa replied in sadness, as she joined Mirian's parents into the crying.
A couple months have passed since Mirian's passing, and Marissa was in her room, still saddened.
"Why did my kiss have to kill Mirian?" Marissa lamented. "If it weren't for that, she would have lived a little longer..."
The door knocked, and one of Marissa's Dungeon buddies came in, looking deeply concerned.
"Marissa?" Marissa's friend asked. "Your mom called me and asked me to help you get better..."
"How can it get better? I accidentally killed my girlfriend with my kiss..." Marissa replied back.
Marissa's friend sighed, as he put his hand on her shoulder.
"But would said girlfriend want you to lay in bed, feeling sorry for herself?" Marissa's friend said right back. "It was pure considence that she just got real bad sick. Believe me, it's NOT your fault, okay? Now, wanna go catch a movie? Just us and the Dungeon buddies. My treat."
Marissa did some thinking, and sat up in bed as she put her glasses on.
"Yeah... You're right. Mirian would want me to keep going on." Marissa commented out loud. "Let me get ready, first."
"That's our Dungeon Queen!" Marissa's friend cheered out loud. "I'll be downstairs waiting!"
Marissa's friend left Marissa's room, as she smiled for what would have been the longest time. She eyed a blue beret on a counter, and donned it on her head.
"There... Now I'm ready to go. Hope I won't have to kiss anything... Or anyone." Marissa said to herself, ready to reenter the world with a more braver face on herself...
"...And that's what happened." Marissa finished her story. "And yeah, I still have a deep fear of kissing to this day. I've was even afraid to kiss the dog goodbye before I left for the show... I never really showed it until now... Guess I really do trust you, despite your label being a liar."
Ellis was silent throughout the whole thing, as he wiped away a tear from his eye.
"Wow, just... wow..." Ellis said out loud. "No wonder you don't like kissing..."
"So, I'm kinda afraid that I may accidentally off Stella and make everyone sad..." Marissa replied back. "I already felt extremely guilty once, I don't wanna have to feel that way again..."
Ellis sighed. "Marissa... What I am about to do is completely off the rails, but... I can promise you that Stella WON'T die from just one kiss. Okay?"
Marissa asked. "Okay? How? How is it-"
Ellis said nothing, as he took in Marissa for a quick peck on the lips, leaving Marissa blushing deeply.
"Now, if you truly had a Kiss of Death, I would be having one wicked status ailment right about now." Ellis stated. "But since I'm still standing, without a status ailment, how about we go win this one? If not for the Geeks or for me, but for Mirian? She'll ALWAYS be looking over you."
"Ellis... You're right." Marissa replied with a confident smile. "Let's exicte some Yuri fans!"
Marissa winked at Ellis as she stepped back on stage.
"And Marissa rejoins us!" Chris shouted out loud.
"Feeling any better?" Stella asked, as Marissa nodded back at her.
"Yeah... I am, Stella." Marissa noted.
"So... Ready to kiss Stella and give birth to the Marella ship?" Chris asked out loud.
Marissa grinned. "I was BORN ready."
She walked up to Stella, who was still waiting. Being taken by the arms by Marissa, she gave her a rather short peck on the lips. Once it was all said and done...
"And with that kiss, Marissa wins a point for the Geeks!" Chris shouted out loud.
"Wow... I did it... And Stella didn't die..." Marissa commented out loud. "This is AWESOME!" She then looked at Stella. "You still doing okay?"
"Die?" Stella asked out loud. "What are you talking about? Or course, I'm okay."
"Nevermind that, Stella! I feel like I'm cured of my fear! YEAH!" Marissa replied out loud, as she ran backstage, and glomped Ellis. "Thank you, Ellis! Thanks for helping me face my fear!"
Ellis smiled sheepishly with a blush as he hugged back. "Hey, always ready to help..."
"So... How did you learn how to kiss like that?" Marissa asked.
Ellis shrugged. "I dunno... Internet? By that, I mean romance movies from Netflix?"
Stella couldn't help but smile at the two hugging people. "I dunno what you did backstage, but... Thanks, Ellis. Thanks for helping out Marissa."
Confessional: Kiss and Make Up
Marissa: I feel like a new gal from all of this. Plus... -She blushes- Ellis is such a nice kisser.
Ellis: Okay, that Internet thing was a lie. And the Netflix thing. I just did what came natural.
Stella: I could feel that Marissa was troubled, and I'm a little peeved at Chris for forcing me to be bi-curious. Yeah, I'm straight.
Back with Xantara, she was currently baking what appeared to be a cake.
"Okay, what kinda frosting would Ron like..." Xantara pondered, as she looked at the cake. "Eh, it can wait. For now... Making Ron's presents."
She walked over to what appeared to be the stack of t-shirts and some fruits.
"Okay, from what grandma taught me, I can use the various fruits as dyes." Xantara noted to herself, as a commosion was heard from afar. Xantara turned around to see Steph running for the hills, in an extreme panic.
"Get away from me you sociopath uglies..." Steph yelled out loud.
"Er, what's got Steph in such a panic? And what's that about sociopath uglies?" Xantara asked herself, as what appeared to be one of the women from the Team Jacob group came up to Xantara.
"Uh, did you see a brunette girl run past here?" The woman chasing Steph asked.
"Yeah, but she seemed rather upset and in a panic." Xantara replied out loud. "What's going on?"
"Yeah... About that, we're part of the Team Jacob fan club. We're here to spread our love about that hottie of a werewolf!" The woman replied out loud as she rolled up a shirt sleeve, exposing her arm. However... the arm was blank. "We even got temporary tattoos of a moon on ourselves!"
Xantara was puzzled. "Er... I don't see no tattoo... No temporary one or any real one."
"Um... It's a New Moon tattoo?" The woman replied back. "Like the moon phase, when there's no moon?"
Xantara was silent, as it appeared she was reading the woman's aura.
"Okay, I lied... Mom and dad didn't allow me to get the temporary tattoo. There, you happy?" The woman said right back. "Now, you know where my target is?"
Xantara shrugged. "I dunno. I'm just here baking cakes and dying shirts."
"Well... Thanks anyway, miss. Your service will always be remembered." The woman said, as she grinned. "FOR TEAM JACOB!"
The woman sped off after Steph, as Xantara chuckled.
"Wow, the moon tattoo must be really popular these days. Mine is combined with the sun, to be honest." Xantara noted to herself, as she began to dye the shirts. "Now, back to dying the shirts... Step 1..."
"OOF!" The woman shouted out loud.
"Stay away from me you psycho!" Steph yelled out.
Xantara looked a bit nervous. "Oopsie... Sorry, Steph!"
Back at the stage, Stella was backstage, holding her microphone close to her chest. Drake, still making Ron's gift, was with her for moral support.
"So... This is something." Stella commented out loud. "I never even auditioned for something this super serious, before... Well, besides this show."
Drake looked up at Stella and smiled. "You'll do fine."
Stella beamed at that. "You really think so?"
"Stella... I know so." Drake replied back with a gentle smile.
Stella nodded in response, as she stepped onto the stage. She scanned the audience to see what appeared to be three strict, intimidating judges.
"Ohhhhh... boy. This was a really bad idea..." Stella commented to herself as one of the judges looked her over.
"What's up with the star get-up?" One of them commented out loud.
"Joy, we got yet another wannabe that think they got the chops to make it out there." Another one said.
"Well, let's get this over with..." A third judge snarked out loud. "I've got a whipped cream triple mocha latte to get to."
"Er... Can I sing now?" Stella nervously asked.
"Sure, if that means we get our paychecks early." The first judge replied back.
"O-Okay..." Stella said, as she started to sing her heart out to If We Hold On Together by Diana Ross. But about a minute into the song...
"Hold up, hold up..." The first judge said out loud. "That was... abysmal."
Stella went wide-eyed in shock.
"Yeah, you ruined Diana Ross forever, now..." The second judge snarked back. "Now kids will be listening to a Justin Bieber meets One Direction mashup... Thanks a LOT for ruining music."
Stella began to tear up, as Drake noticed his friend looking ready to break down crying.
"And there are three words that I would call YOUR singing... Stink, Stank, Stunk." The third judge replied back. "Keep those words to heart once you reach the real world... Cause you're gonna need them."
Drake, having enough of this, pocketed the present, walked on-stage, and asked for the microphone from Stella. He then turned towards the judges.
"What the heck, judges? How could you break a good friend of mine into tears? Her singing, in MY opinion, is WAY better than you three. In fact, I don't think you guys ever heard of a GOOD singer. Be it Stella, my mom, or anyone on this island. There's some words I would like to call you guys... Brutes, Bullies, Jerks... And some words that I don't feel comfortable using. In either case, you either apologize to my best friend right now, or... Well, you'll be meeting some real Fluttershy anger. We clear?" Drake said right back, as Stella looked at Drake, impressed.
The judges looked at Drake, looking frightened, as they looked at Stella again.
"Yeah, about our critiques earlier? We lied." The first judge said out loud.
"Yeah, your music is divine!" The second judge replied out loud.
"Just don't have your boyfriend Stare us, okay?" The third judge also said. "You pass!"
"Thank you... Hope you guys are still okay." Drake replied towards the judges, as Chris' voice came out of the speaker.
"Err... Yeah. I guess the Judges did their job a bit TOO well. In either case, Stella gets a point!" Chris shouted out loud, as Stella walked over to Drake.
"Wow... You did that for me?" Stella asked out loud.
"Yeah, I couldn't have them make you break down, crying." Drake replied back. "You're too lovely to be sad."
Stella blushed very heavily at Drake's comment.
"Um... Thank you. Also..." Stella asked with curiosity. "Was that line about what they said about you being my boyfriend true?"
"Um... I think they were nervous... I think." Drake replied back.
Confessional: A Song from Drake's Heart
Drake: Wow... I stood up for Stella. That's never happened before. I still wonder why that judge called me her boyfriend... -Blushes- Well, she IS cute.
Stella: Drake stood up for me... He's really becoming braver.
In what appeared to be a room, with a solitary desk fan in the middle, some childrens drawings behind the fan, and a poster that looked awfully faded out, Mozart was looking around, holding what appeared to be a tablet.
"Hmm... I wonder if I can totes DL High School Story on this thing." Mozart mused to himself, as the phone rang. "I do know that poster does say 'Celebrate' on it..."
Mozart then picked up the phone. "Yo, dude?"
"Dude! Welcome to your first night on the job!" Chris commented over the phone. "You'll become a steadfast employee at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria!"
Mozart gulped at that last sentence. "Wait a moment, dude... Did you say... Freddy FAZBEAR'S PIZZA? Like from 5 Nights?"
"Correct, Mozart." Chris replied out loud.
Mozart was wide-eyed. "Have. You. FLIPPED YOUR LID?! Do you know that the littler dudes and dudettes watch this show?!"
"Oh, please... We'll edit out the scary bits." Chris replied back.
"Sure... The scary bits will totally be a DVD exclusive, from what I know." Mozart snarked back.
"Right. Anyway, all you gotta do is last 6 hours in here without being stuffed in a costume. If you can achieve that, your team wins a point!" Chris replied out loud.
The phone cut off as Mozart sighed. "Oh, boy... And me without my quadrupled layer underwear... 6 year old me would be shivering by now...
Confessional: While the author was writing this part... 5 Nights at Freddy 3 was released!
Mozart: -He taps on his headband- I hope the bodacious owners weren't too mad at me for swiping at their faulty animatronic... I am VERY grateful that black-haired brah saved my skin when I was 6 years old...
Nicholas was in front of a TV, which currently had static on-screen. Verna was also watching as well.
"Nick... Your fear is Attack Ads." Chris commented out loud. "And your task is to watch one of the lengthiest, most insulting, fear-mongering, mud-slinging attack ad spawned!"
"Er... I can take it!" Nicholas replied. "...I hope."
Verna smirked back at Nicholas. "Nick, if I can handle a toughie of a pink cow... Then you can handle some silly attack ad."
"Okay... If you say so..." Nicholas replied back, as he pressed the play button.
On screen, what appeared to be a tweenage girl was on screen... However, her face was photoshopped out.
"I am Steph Greenwer, and I approve this message." The announcer said, sounding like a little girl.
Verna was confused. "Um... Does that look like AND sound like that Quadesh girl my little bro has a crush on? Talk about a bad photoshop job."
On the screen, what appeared to be Nicholas, was in front of a soda machine.
"And I shall bring Pepsi to the people!" On-screen Nicholas said out loud, as the visionary went all red.
"WRONG! Nicholas is spreading lies. He's actually... a COKE drinker!" The announcer replied out loud in a cruel voice.
"Wait, that's not true! I am too a Pepsi drinker!" Nicholas said out loud.
The announcer continued. "He also sleeps... with a Happiny plushie!"
Nicholas replied out loud. "Hey, I didn't do that since I was 13! I even sold it on eBay! Which got sold pretty fast by some gal whose screenname was BlisseyBloomer59."
Verna was currently whistling a innocent tune.
And his favorite song... Is Baby by Justin Bieber!" The announcer yelled out loud.
"No, it is NOT! One of my favorite song's one of those songs that Ada gave me the other day." Nicholas replied back.
"My fave is Hot Chocolate from Shonen Knife." Verna noted back, as Nicholas looked at her. "What? Even I have my guilty pleasures."
"Do you want someone like Nicholas in office?" The announcer said out loud. "Personally... I don't."
"Stop! I give! Ugh!" Nicholas yelled out loud.
"Yeah, personally... That was a really rude attack ad." Verna replied out loud. "Ruder than the ones back in 2012."
"Yeah, no bloody kidding." Nicholas snarked back.
"And tough luck for the Populars!" Chris shouted out loud. "Your team may not approve your message if you go to elimination tonight."
With Moana, she was also sitting in front of a TV.
"So, Moana... You're afraid of blood, aren't you?" Chris asked.
"Well, yeah. After 5 tiger sharks took out a family of seals during an expedition., leaving one of them an orphan..." Moana replied back, as she glared at Chris in anger. "No s*** that I'm afraid of blood, asshole!"
"Gee... touchy." Chris commented. "Anyways, today... You'll be watching..."
Moana shrugged. "I know. Just give me the SAW treatment so I can get this over with."
"Actually... You won't be watching SAW." Chris replied out loud, as Moana breathed a sigh of relief. "You'll be watching... SAW 2!"
Moana sighed. "Awwwww... f***."
"So, enjoy this bowl of blood-flavored popcorn during the flick, okay?" Chris asked, handing over a bowl of popcorn, with some red topping on it, which made Moana gag a bit.
Confessional: Bloody Hell!
Chris: Okay, I topped the popcorn with ketchup. Still, it made Moana gag a bit, so it's not that big a loss.
Moana: Yeah, that seal was still a baby, and it kinda panicked and jumped into the boat in with us. We tried releasing it back into the wild, but... It kinda took after us. So... Yeah.
Nelson was waiting for his fear, with Korpse by his side. Nelson was looking very fearful
"Nelson! Your fear is riding in cars!" Chris commented out loud.
"Yeah... No thanks to that car wreck." Nelson replied back, looking down. "Stupid drunk driver, sending hateful textes to everyone..."
"So... We thought up the PERFECT car for you to ride in!" Chris shouted out loud, as a car slowly drove up to Korpse and Nelson.
It was a Toyota Corolla, about mid-sized, looking like its seen better days. It was crumpled up, dented, having paint peel off, and the license plate was falling off. And yet, the driver of the car had its wipers on for no apparent reason.
The color on Korpse drained in an instant, once she recognized the car that Nelson was gonna be riding in.
"Mother of Mario..." Korpse muttered out loud, as she glared at Chris. "You mean to tell me, that Nel here, has to ride in the YUKARIMOBILE from Azumanga Daioh?!"
"Hey, facing your fears isn't easy." Chris replied back.
"So isn't getting a spiny blue shell up your posterior! Ugh!" Korpse screamed as she calmed down and looked at Nelson. "Nel, you still wanna do this? This kinda stuff can... Well..."
Nelson looked at the car, and gulped.
"Y-Y-Yeah... I still do." Nelson replied out loud. "I still gotta win a point for the team."
"Okay... If possible, I'll nail Chris for you, okay?" Korpse commented with a smile as Nelson entered the Yukarimobile, buckled up tightly, and the car sped off, leaving behind the license plate, spinning in its wake.
"And while Nelson sees some serious stuff... Let's see what Sting is up to!" Chris shouted out loud.
Sting was in a row boat, curious about his fear.
"Er, Chris?" Sting shouted out loud. "What does me being in a boat have to do with committing a crime?"
"Simple. You're gonna be pirating a game!" Chris replied back over a iPhone. "And you're gonna be stealing it from actual pirates!"
Sting was alarmed. "Are you CRAZY?! Actual pirates?"
"It was either this, or shoplift a Snickers." Chris replied back.
Sting sighed, as he began to row his boat towards the pirate ship. Once he got close enough, he reached for some rope hanging down. Upon grabbing the rope, he climbed up, jumped behind a crate, and scanned the area.
The pirates were busy drinking what appeared to be an alcoholic beverage, swabbing the deck, or just sharpening their blades. Observing the actions on deck, Sting took out some bioniculars, as he scanned the ship, as a ringtone of Sting's started to play, alarming the Cheerful Emo. Sting answered the phone real quick.
"Chris, what are you doing?!" Sting asked in a shushed whisper. "There are damn pirates on this here ship! Those that don't know I have an 8 Bit version of Babs Seed as a ringtone!"
"Gee, sorry." Chris replied back. "Now, that game is in the Captain's Quarters. He's currently taking a massive dump-"
"Dude... TMI." Sting whispered over the phone.
"Anyways, your task is to grab the game while the pirates are busy. If you can escape with the game in hand, then your team wins a point!" Chris commented.
Sting shrugged. "Still, this doesn't seem that fearful to me... It's only pirates."
The Cheerful Emo was sneaking around the pirate ship, keeping an eye out for any pirates that were on patrol. He luckily snuck into the captain's quarters, as he looked at a treasure box behind the captain's chair.
"Okay... Let's see what game this captain is trying to pirate. Most likely the beta for Call Of Duty: Red Dwarf..." Sting snarked to himself, as he opened the treasure chest. Sting was taken back in shock as he saw what was REALLY inside the chest.
"...Harvest Moon: Story of Seasons?"
Sting looked at the game with a confused look.
"Game's been out since spring. Even I have a copy of the game... Why would a pirate..." Sting said, as he noticed a receipt for it in the chest. "...Also have a receipt for stealing?"
"HEY!"
Sting turned his head to see the pirate captain, glaring at him. But...
"Um... Dude? Your pants are down." Sting said out loud.
The captain looked down to see that his legs were bare. "Balderdash! No one ever distracts ShortsBeard the Pirate!"
ShortsBeard looked up to see that Sting had flew the coop.
"After the boy with metal on his face!" ShortsBeard ordered, as his crew started to snap into action.
Sting was running for his life, as pirates started to surround him.
"I never thought I would go out like this; surrounded by pirates." Sting said out loud, as he noticed one of the pirates was asleep at the job, snoring away. His blade was at his side.
The Cheerful Emo assisted the situation. He saw a rope that was holding up a tarp. He knew he had to act fast.
"Pirate, sir? I'm sorry." Sting said, as he grabbed up the pirate's blade, and he slid underneath some of the more taller pirates. Running towards the rope with the pirates chasing him, he cut the rope, causing the tarp to bury the pirates from underneath. Now with them distracted, Sting made his way towards his rowboat, boarded it, and was far away as Sting's iPhone started to ring.
"Congrats, Sting! You successfully committed a crime and scored a point for your team!" Chris said over the phone.
"Yeah, but... Seriously? Over a Harvest Moon game?" Sting replied back.
"Hey, it's a popular franchise." Chris commented. "Also, nice sword."
Sting noticed that he still had the sword that he borrowed from the pirate. He started to turn back as...
"Sting? Did I mention that your challenge was brought to you by Pi-Rat Cafe? They were fans of you, and left a blade for you to use, as thus a game for you as a gift." Chris said over the phone. "Well... Laters!"
Sting was a bit confused, but shrugged as he rowed back to shore, looking at the blade. "Well, I've no use for this thing. Maybe Benny would want it?"
Confessional: Pirate Bay
Sting: Okay... I fought off pirates who worked at a pirate themed restaurant... Boy, I'll have stories to tell to my grandkids when I'm an old dude.
Meanwhile, with Nelson, he was holding on with dear life, looking freaked out.
"Man, I am really lucky I haven't seen any serious stuff yet..." Nelson mused, as the driver looked back at Nelson.
"You know what? Let's Intinal D up this bitch!" The driver replied, as she turned on a song, and slammed down on the gas.
"Is that Gravity from Lucky Star?" Nelson asked, as the car sped up. "WHHHHOOOOAAAAHH!"
Having rowed back to shore, Sting ran to where Moana was.
"Moana? Moana?" Sting shouted out loud, as he was shocked at what he saw.
Moana was catatonic and the color has drained from her body.
"Too much blood... gore... death..." Moana muttered.
"Aw, dude! You don't deserve this!" Sting replied, as he unplugged the TV, stopping Moana's challenge.
"Tough luck, Sting! You interfered with your gal pal's challenge, eliminating her!" Chris said out loud.
"Dude, she's in catatonic shock, currently!" Sting scolded the host, as he looked back at Moana. "Moana? Don't worry; I stopped the bloodshed. It's ALL over."
"...Over? Bloodshed over?" Moana asked, as Sting nodded. "Thank you."
Sting sighed. "Aw, jeez, we need to get some cuteness in your system... And soon."
In a makeshift, foggy city street, Korpse was wondering around.
"Okay, Chris... Let me face off against Pyramid Head so I can greet Nelson when he's done with his challenge." Korpse stated.
"Gee, don't you two have a thing for each other?" Chris asked via an intercom.
That statement made Korpse blush heavily. "We're just FRIENDS! Jeez!"
"Well, we'll see just how much magical your 'friendship' is, once you deal with Pyramid Head! If you manage to defeat him, you win a point for your team!" Chris commented, as a rather tall and muscular person started to approach the gaming goth. He was bulky with some blood stains, and was wearing a triangular-shaped mask.
"Um... This has turned VERY pear shaped real quick..." Korpse replied to herself, as she started to make a break for it. Pyramid Head slowly turned around to start following Korpse.
"Jeez, who even LIKES this kinda stuff?!" Korpse said out loud. "Whoever he/she is... She has more guts than I do..."
Meanwhile in Canada, a blonde girl with her room decorated with horror memorabilia had a grin on her face.
"Yep, I do! TeeHee!" The girl said out loud. "What do you think, emo doll?"
She pulled the pull string on her doll, as the voice box spoke. "Let the knife cut open and spread innards everywhere!"
"You said it! TeeHee!" The blonde replied back, continuing to watch the episode.
Back at the challenge, Korpse was looking around for something to defeat the undefeatable.
"Okay, think, Korpse! What can I do against a live Pyramid Head?" Korpse asked herself. "I can't fight him head-on. Following the game's logic, that giant knife would make me a total corpse. And no way Chris would allow firearms on the show."
She then eyed an object at the distance... A giant controllable magnetic crane, which is usually used to pick up trashed cars.
Korpse looked back at Pyramid Head, and scoffed. "Eh. I took this kinda pressure before!" She said, as she flipped off Pyramid Head. "So screw YOU, you worthless piece of scrap s***! ...Seriously, how is Chris able to build this kinda crap while we're sleeping?"
Making her way to where the magnetic crane was, she hopped into the driver's seat, and waited for Pyramid Head to make his move. Soon enough, he was underneath the magnet, as Korpse smiled.
"Okay, you walking Tetanus Booster..." Korpse said with a grin. "Time to eat some Route 66... Bitch!"
She slammed down on the button activating the magnet, causing Pyramid Head to be caught by the magnetic pull. He was soon attached to the magnet.
Korpse smiled, as some radio buzzing was heard from the magnet's CB radio.
"Breaker, Breaker, Korpse?" Chris commented out loud. "You managed to take down Pyramid Head, scoring your team a well-deserved point!"
Korpse smiled at that feat. "Okay, there... Now what shall I do with him? Over!"
"Er... I dunno..." Chris replied, as some sparking was heard from the Pyramid Head attached to the magnet. As soon as the sparking started, it stopped, due to Pyramid Head taking on too much magnetic energy.
"Um... Chris? Did you order a Pyramid Head robot for my challenge, over?" Korpse asked out loud.
"Hey, it was a bargain deal when I brought those animatronics for Mozart's fear. Over!" Chris commented over the radio.
Korpse visually gulped. "Animatronics? If I know ONE series that involves them... That doesn't sound good..."
With Mozart, he was frantically looking at his monitor, turning on the lights, and closing the doors.
"S***... There's Bonnie! And Foxy!" Mozart said with fear as he closed one of the doors. "And there's 5% power! 4%! Nooooo! I want my mommy!"
He frantically kep on his job, when suddenly, the lights went out, and the doors opened. A music box version of the Overture from Carmen started to play as what appeared to be a bear's head started to make his move...
"No! No! NOOOOOOOOOO!" Mozart cried out loud, with tears streaming down his eyes. "But I'm sure I'm close to 6am... Am I?"
However, his heart sank when everything became pitch black.
"Crap... This is not good... Maybe I am close to 6am? Maybe? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with a cherry on top, covered with sprinkles and cashews, and topped with chocolate syru-"
"SKREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHhhhh..." An animatronic bear screamed out loud in Mozart's face, as the screen turned into nothing but static.
Verna was waiting for her fear, as what appeared to be a worn out animal suit walked up to her.
"Geez, what happened to you?" Verna asked out loud, as she sniffed the air. "And what's that smell?"
"Verna? ...Seriously. Don't ask." A voice belonging to Mozart replied out loud as he removed the suit's head, revealing himself. His hair was a complete mess. "I am totally embarrassed right now..."
Confessional: He got Sprung into a Trap...
Verna: Yeah, whatever caused Mozart to be frightened, is getting completely technomangled next time!
Mozart: That was NOT good... It was like when I was 6 years old again...
Woodstock: -Squeaks affectionately into Mozart's ear-
Ada was looking at what appeared to be a set-up for bungee jumping. Ada looked really fearful for her life. Nicholas and Kade were by her side.
"Ada! You mentioned that you were frightened by heights! And to earn a point, you gotta do a little bit of bungee jumping!"
Ada was alarmed by that. "A little bit?! That's way too much!"
"Yeah, I don't want our DJ buddy getting hurt!" Kade replied right back.
"It's more than that..." Ada said meekly.
"If you jump, you get a point!" Chris replied out loud, as...
"Chris, no. I won't do it!" Ada yelled out loud. "There's LOTS of things I would do, and that is NOT one of them! And plus, the bottom of the cliff may be filled with pointy rocks and all that! I'll accept the loss!"
"Fine, whatever." Chris said, as he looked at Kade. "But maybe you can face your fear of fire?"
Chris then lit what appeared to be a campfire, which shocked Kade.
"Um... No, I can't!" Kade replied, turning away from the campfire. "It's way too soon! Sorry!"
"Gee... I thought the party trio was more braver than that..." Chris commented out loud.
"Well, why don't you try living with a rod in your leg, Chris?" Ada asked.
Verna had her arm tightened up with an elastic band.
"I know where THIS is going... And I don't like it one bit." Verna noted out loud.
"It's very simple, Verna! Just receive this booster shot, and you win a point for your team!" Chris commented out loud.
"Simple is bringing up backup fighting types to use against Lenora back in Pokemon Black/White 1..." Verna replied back. "This..."
She then saw a rather long needle being attached to the syringe bottle.
"...Is anything but... This is gonna severely sting." Verna commented out loud, as the doctor got closer with the syringe.
"Okay, how did my online buddy SproutGal4 handle getting tattooed, I've no clue. Gal has a LOT more guts than I do... And a HIGH pain treshold." Verna commented again, with sweat streaming down her face as she kept on looking at the needle getting closer.
"...No! I can't do it! It's too much..." Verna said out loud. "I... forfeit this challenge."
"You sure?" Chris asked, as Verna nodded.
"Yeah, get that painful thing away from me!" Verna replied back, with a fearful face on her.
"Okay! Verna is outta the challenge!" Chris shouted out loud. "Seriously, I thought you Populars were made of tough stuff!"
"Yeah, you thought wrong, Chris!" Verna snapped back.
Confessional: Yeah, needles... No.
Verna: Needles freak me out too much... And I read Pokedex entries that were off the wall, REALLY messed up!
Benny was looking into a tub of bugs, with Cherri nearby for moral support.
"So... You ready to do this?" Cherri asked. "Plus, there's no Yenty around to spread lies about any bugs."
The duo then heard a far-off explosion as Cherri stuck out her bug net, catching the Yentoulis bottle.
"Obnoxiousness, thy name is Yentoulis..." Benny replied back. "Okay, I'm jumping in."
Benny did so, as he dove into the tub of bugs, peeking his head up. A caterpillar was crawling up his nose.
"Cool! You've got a Black Swallowtail Caterpillar on your nose!" Cherri exclaimed.
"That, I do!" Benny replied back. "So, do we get a point, Chris?"
"That, you do!" Chris said out loud.
"Awesome." Benny exclaimed, as he looked at the bug on his nose. "Also, this little guy's kinda cute."
"Honestly, bud? I think it's a girl." Cherri replied back with a gentle smile.
"Hey, how could you tell that from that distance?" Benny asked.
Cherri chuckled, as Benny climbed out of the tub. "Just my Entomologist eye, bud."
Korpse was waiting at the finish line, waiting for the Yukarimobile to arrive.
"Come on, you stupid car... Where are you?" Korpse asked out loud. Like magic, the car appeared in the horizon, as it sped towards Korpse, before stopping at the finish line. Nelson then weakly opened the door, as he got out, the color of himself drained from his body.
"Nel! Oh, dear..." Korpse said with worry. "No one deserved to go through that, not even FOR a point for your team!"
"No... Stop... Please... Stop..." Nelson replied with a drone in his voice.
Korpse then did some thinking. "Jeez, there's gotta be some idea on what to do in healing our Nel... Think, Korpse, think!"
She then thought up an idea, as she took a spooked Nelson by the shoulders. She then applied a kiss on his lips, snapping a spooked Nelson outta his trance.
"Um... Wow." Nelson replied back in surprise at his kiss.
"Hey, had to snap you outta this trance!" Korpse said out loud.
"So... Do I get a point?" Nelson asked.
"Indeed you do, Nelson!" Chris replied back. "And this'll be one episode to bring in ratings! Over three kisses so far!"
Korpse shrugged, as she looked at Nelson. "So... Wanna talk while we head back to our teams?"
Nelson smiled back. "Sure!"
Grace was looking at a worm on her plate, looking kind of pale.
"Okay... So, all I gotta do is eat this thing, and I get a point?" Grace asked out loud. "Cause I wanna join Heidi for her portion of the challenge."
"Eh, not like you have any rush, anyway." Chris replied back.
"What do you mean?" Grace asked, as she slurped down the worm, as a shaken Heidi came towards her friend.
"It... horrible... So many rocks falling..." Heidi said, looking like she wanted to break down in tears.
"Yeah, she panicked and quit about 5.2 seconds into the challenge. But hey, at least you win a point for your team, Grace!" Chris replied back.
Grace put a comforting hand on Heidi's shoulder.
"It's okay, Heidi... The meanie rocks won't bother you, anymore..." Grace said out loud.
"You sure?" Heidi asked with uncertainty.
Grace nodded back. "I'm sure."
"Thank you..." Heidi said, with a slight smile.
Confessional: Rock on?
Heidi: Yeah, running it for a touchdown in a mine-shaft? No THANKS!
Ron was looking at what appeared to be a small path of broken glass shards.
"So, what is it I must do?" Ron asked Chris.
"Simple... You must walk across some glass shards... barefoot." Chris replied back.
Ron gulped as he looked at the glass shards in his way.
"In all honesty, I dunno HOW Mozart and Moana are able to walk around barefoot..." Ron said out loud as he removed his shoes and socks. He looked at the pathway for a few moments, until...
"Nuh-huh! Forget it! I ain't stepping on some glass shards!" Ron replied back.
"Okay, whatever... That'll leave us with Thunder and Twiggy's fears to go through!" Chris said, as he left the redneck to do some thinking.
"...Stupid glass alcoholic beer bottles..." Ron pouted to himself.
Twiggy was holding onto a baseball bat. A bee's nest was hanging above the cooking cheerleader.
"Okay... I know what you want me to do... And this is one messy recipe in the making." Twiggy noted out loud.
"It's all simple; just knock down the bee's nest. Do so, and you'll win a point!" Chris replied back.
"Um... Okay, then. This is a HUGE violation of common sense." Twiggy commented, as she swung her bat at the bee's nest, striking it. It soon fell down as... nothing happened.
"Okay, I get the point. Now, should I start to book it now?" Twiggy asked.
"Yes, and no." Chris replied out loud. "Your fear was bees, so we just wanted to see if you would knock down a nest and anticipate some buzzing annoyances."
"Yeah... Maybe they flew the coop?" Twiggy asked out loud. "Cause I just trashed their home."
"But first off... Let's see if your friend can handle HIS annoyance." Chris commented.
Thunder was looking really annoyed. For most of the day, Lightning was in his face, claiming about stuff. Most everyone was watching at this point.
"And that's how I sha-ran past the goal for a sha-touchdown!" Lightning shouted out loud. "I ended up with the game ball, too!"
"What? Because he needed a replacement?" Ellis whispered to Marissa, causing her to giggle a little.
"So, what is it I have to do?" Thunder asked Chris. "Do I gotta listen to him reenact the entirety of a My Little Pony episode, with him adding sha in every sentence?"
Drake looked at Lightning. "He better not..."
"No, we're not THAT cruel." Chris commented. "All you gotta do is punch Lightning, Thunder."
"Yeah, all you gotta do is..." Lightning replied back, as he realized. "Sha-WHAAAAA?!"
Thunder grinned. "Welp, when in Rome..." He said, as he socked Lightning in the gut, bringing him down for the count.
"Oooh, this is sha-whacked, man!" Lightning said out loud in pain.
Thunder smiled. "Man... That felt good."
"And Thunder wins a point for his team!" Chris shouted out loud, as a buzzer sound was heard. "And that buzzer means that the challenge is over! Anyone left out there that didn't face their fear yet receives an automatic fail!"
"Meaning..." Stella said out loud, as Steph came out of the woods.
"Thank! F*****'! GOD!" Steph replied out loud. "Seriously, I couldn't stand it!"
The teams were at Challenge Beach, waiting for the results. Drake walked up to Xantara in secret, giving her a small box.
"...Your present is complete." Drake whispered out loud. "Here's hoping he enjoys it."
Xantara nodded. "Nice. I can handle the rest from here. Thanks, Drake."
Back with the rest of the teams, they were commenting on various stuff.
"So, who do you think won?" Sting asked.
"We don't know yet..." Grace replied back. "And Chris is coming back!"
Indeed, Chris was walking up to the campers.
"Campers! We tallied up the results! And the winners of this challenge are..."
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"...Nobody! It's a tie!" Chris shouted out loud.
Everyone looked at each other with shock.
"Wait, it's a tie?" Nelson asked.
"What do we do now?" Twiggy also asked.
"It's very simple. Those who failed on each team have be entered in a randomizer. From there, they gotta face their fear a second time! And for the Populars, it's... Kade!"
Kade gulped. "Oh, crap... More fire fun..."
"And as for the Geeks, it's... Ron!" Chris replied out loud.
Ron sighed. "Joy. More glassy fun in store."
A now barefoot Ron, and a nervous Kade were looking down a path. Ron's path was covered with glass, while Kade's was bare. She was holding a torch that was currently unlit.
"Crap... I gotta cross it this time... Else..." Ron said, looking very shaken, as someone walked up to him.
"Ron... Even though I wear this almost all the time..." Xantara replied out loud, taking off her crystal and putting it around Ron's neck. "I feel you should wear this, to let you know we're ALWAYS on your side."
Ron nodded nervously. "Even after my feet end up in a shape more worse than John McCain?"
Meanwhile, with Kade, she looked at her torch nervously.
"There's gonna be fire any moment, now..." Kade commented out loud. "I'm freaked out..."
"You can do it, Kade!" Ada yelled out loud. "This party's not over, yet!"
"Ron! Kade! You two ready?" Chris shouted out loud. "Then GO!"
Confessional: Out! To! Lunch!
Ron: You think I'm crazy? I know you're lookin' out for me, Xantara... But...
Kade: This is gonna suck... Big time.
Kade, with a now-lit torch in her hand, walked slowly, while Ron was still at the starting line.
"Okay, just play it cool... Only several steps to go..." Kade replied to herself.
"I'm not sure how I can do this..." Ron also said to himself. "Am I really... This weak?"
He then began to sigh in defeat, as he looked down at his current accessory he was wearing, and did some thinking.
"I feel you should wear this, to let you know we're ALWAYS on your side."
Ron clenched the crystal around his neck, as he grew more confident.
"Okay, it's time." Ron said, as he began to step onto the broken glass. Step by painful step, he winced at the cuts he was receiving.
"Oww... Doing it... Oww... For my team... For my... friends... Ow..." Ron said to himself, as he continued on, eventually catching up to Kade.
"So... Lovely weather we're having?" Kade asked Ron.
"Yeah... Ow." Ron replied back, as Kade's fingers started to lose its grip on the torch. She tried to catch it, but just managed to miss it by a small bit. It fell onto the sands, causing the flame to go out.
"Kade's flame has went out! Ron wins!" Chris shouted out, as Ron continued. "Ron? You can stop now."
"Not... Until I reach the finish line." Ron replied back, as he continued to step forwards through the glass mess, with his feet getting cut more and more. And eventually, he made it to the finish line.
"Ron, you could have got off after Kade lost her flame." Chris said out loud. "What happened?"
"Well, I wanted to see this challenge in full." Ron replied back with a slight smile.
"But with that said... The winners of this challenge are... The Geeks!" Chris shouted out loud.
The Geeks cheered out loud, as the Populars sighed in defeat.
"Woo! Awesome!" Mozart cheered out loud.
"And your reward this time is... electric fans!" Chris replied out loud with a grin.
"Cool... That'll be nice to have back at camp." Ron said, as he limped over to Xantara, taking off the crystal she gave him. "But first... Xantara? I should give this back to you... Thanks."
"No problem!" Xantara replied back, as she put the crystal back on. "But for now... I gotta get back to the camp. Later!"
"Wow... Where she off to in such a hurry? Whatever." Chris asked, as he looked at the Populars. "As for you guys, you've just received a one way ticket to Elimination! You have until tonight to pick who leaves."
Confessional: Score one for the Geeks!
Xantara: We won, AND we get to set this off! This is so cool!
Heidi: Am I worried? Yeah! I'm just hoping I don't get sent to the showers too soon...
Giggling Gryphons
A now blindfolded Ron was currently being wheeled back to camp in a makeshift wheelchair, made from what Mozart called, 'Old Trauma Chair parts'.
"Okay, I gotta ask... Why did you blindfold me?" Ron asked.
"Well... It's kinda a total secret." Mozart replied back with a smile.
"What kinda secret?" Ron asked out loud.
"Just a secret." Moana replied back. "You'll understand shortly."
"Yeah..." Ron muttered. "Oh, Cherri? Thanks for treating my feet back there."
"My pleasure, Ron." Cherri replied back, with a gentle smile on her face. "They were all cut up from all that glass. They'll heal up in due time."
"Still... I'm stuck in a chair, being wheeled back to camp. And yet, you guys aren't laughing at me?" Ron asked out loud.
"Why would we laugh at you? We're your friends!" Sting replied back, grinning.
"Yeah, we never laugh at someone who walked over glass just to win a game for their team." Benny also answered back.
"Guys..." Ron said, as...
"We're home!" Nelson said out loud. "You can remove the blindfold now!"
Ron did so, as he couldn't believe his eyes, as Xantara popped up in front of him.
"Surprise! Happy For Real Birthday!" Xantara shouted out loud.
"For...Real birthday?" Ron asked, as he scanned the camp. It was decorated with whatever Xantara could find. There was even a banner hanging which said 'Happy B-Day Ron' on it.
"Yeah! You mentioned how your birthday sucked, so I had to do this for you." Xantara said, smiling gently.
Nelson looked at the banner closely. "Um... How come these papers all have us being catechized by Yentoulis?"
"Well, I needed some papers, and..." Xantara replied back.
Earlier...
"Yo-Yo!" Xantara yelled out at the ocean, as an explosion was head, and a bottle fell at her feet. "Yorkshire! Yam pudding! Yukari!"
Three more bottles fell nearby her, as Xantara grinned.
"Keep the papers coming; I can keep this up!"
"You... did this for me?" Ron asked, tearing up a little.
"Hey, your parents ruined your birthday, so we're give you the birthday you completely deserve!" Xantara replied back. "So... Who's ready for a party?"
"WE ARE!" The rest of the Geeks yelled out loud with a smile.
Powerhungry Polar Bears
Ada, Kade, and Nicholas were really worried.
"Crap, double crap, and triple crap!" Ada shouted out loud.
"Somehow, that doesn't taste good." Nicholas replied right back.
"Seriously, we're SCREWED! We didn't face our fears! None at all!" Ada said out loud.
"Yeah... We gotta think of something, and fast!" Kade commented. "Ugh, curse my party mind! Curse my fear of fire!"
"Kade, chill!" Ada said out loud. "Remember, we can still beat this! We're the Party Trio! We can get through this game through one route... By partying!"
"Yeah... But for now, we should find an idol. Any idol can do!" Nicholas replied back at the girls. "If we find one of the idols that's used at elimination, then we can save one of our skins."
Ada smiled at her party buddy. "Okay, let's go on an Idol hunt!"
Drake was in the cabin, drawing in his sketchbook, as Stella came up to him.
"Drake? I never thanked you enough for defending me like that back at the challenge." Stella commented. "You've really have grown..."
Drake smiled back as he looked up from his sketchbook. "Thank you."
"So... About elimination. There's no need to worry about that front; you're not going nowhere tonight." Stella commented back. "But, we do gotta think up on who to vote for..."
Drake sighed. "Yeah... This is tough. And I've seen that episode Putting Your Hoof Down!"
Stella was confused. "Um, what?"
"Yeah, that episode was just... They could do better, seriously." Drake replied back. "Still, everyone does have an off day, and an off episode."
"What are you talking about, Drake?" Stella asked.
"Nothing, just Brony talk." Drake replied back.
"I think I see what you mean." Stella said out loud. "Still, who do we vote for?"
"Whoever you vote for gets my vote." Drake commented back.
"So... Alliance?" Stella asked.
"Yeah, I'm guessing that's what they call it." Drake replied, nodding.
Grace was sitting besides Heidi, who was still in shock at what occurred earlier.
"There were tons of boulders... Tons..." Heidi said out loud. "No way I could do so..."
"Hey, it's only some fear..." Grace replied back with a gentle smile on her face. "You'll bounce back, stronger than ever!"
"Yeah..." Heidi commented, as she looked around, to make sure nobody was listening in. "Meet me somewhere private after the elimination, and after bedtime, considering we both make it through... I'll tell you, everything."
Grace was shocked. "Everything?"
"You bet." Heidi replied back. "Cause I have a lot to share from my playbook of life."
Grace was confused. "Is that a football metaphor?"
Verna was busy talking to herself under a tree, commenting on some stuff.
"Hmm... Should I teach my Emboar Scald?" Verna asked herself. "That kinda move comes outta nowhere, to be honest."
"How about I teach you the move I don't f*****' care..." Steph answered back, as she stepped into the picture. "So... We're headed towards Elimination. And we both failed at our fears. Seriously, needles?"
"Doesn't help the fact you're freaked out by Team Jacob." Verna replied back.
"Aw, come on... Everyone knows she chooses a more hot hottie at the end." Steph said out loud.
"Right. So, who are we eliminating? Let me guess, Heidi, because she looked at you funny?" Verna asked.
"No, stupid... I'm still keeping someone who can pull off their weight. I'm talking Kade. Without that party bitch, Ada's morale'll drop. Leaving with no more parties for Ada to do." Steph replied back.
"But... She's the most cheerful of us all!" Verna protested. "Without her, our morale'll drop!"
Steph smirked. "Well, that's a chance we gotta take... Pokemaniac. Plus, I always hated those parties, anyway."
"Attention, Populars! It's time to vote off one of your own!" Chris shouted through the intercom.
"Well... Here we go. Do NOT disappoint me, Verna." Steph snapped at the Alpha Girl, causing Verna to gulp a little.
Confessional: That's an order, soldier!
Steph: Yep, I've got Verna under my complete control... This'll work out smoothly.
Verna: Keeping my secret safe, or nixing parties... Decisions, decisions...
At the Elimination Zone, they were waiting for Chris to come.
"Sorry we couldn't find any Idols." Nicholas said, consoling the girls. "But we gotta keep our chins up!"
"Sure, that's easy for you to say..." Ada replied back.
Twiggy looked bored. "Man, wish we brought some fish I deboned and deskinned for us to munch on!"
"Yeah, I haven't been this bored since I had to record the NFL Draft for my dad!" Thunder complained.
"Dude... Don't you even have DVR?" Twiggy asked. "Mine's mostly filled with cooking shows and Stephen Universe."
"He doesn't believe in DVRs and..." Thunder said, as he realized something. "Wait, Stephen Universe?"
"...It's a guilty pleasure." Twiggy meekly replied back, as Chris came up to the team.
"Populars! Welcome to your second elimination ceremony! Before I send you off to vote, I have some questions to ask!" Chris said out loud. "First off... Do any of you feel safe?"
"Safe?" Nicholas answered. "Well, when you failed to take on Attack Ads like a champ... You tend to feel really nervous."
"Attack Ad?" Korpse asked. "Jeez, what was it, Nick? That Daisy ad campaign my grandparents told me about involving tactular nuking a cute kid?"
"Thankfully not, Korpse." Nicholas replied back. "Seriously, that's really messed up, using threats of nuclear war to become president, AND blowing up a little girl in the process."
"Um... I think the gal's still alive." Twiggy noted. "Sure, she's like old, but still..."
"Okay, Question 2! How did it feel to FINALLY stand up for someone, Drake?" Chris asked, as Drake looked up from his sketchbook.
"To be honest, I think it just came natural..." Drake replied back, as Stella patted him on the back, as Steph groaned silently at the corner.
"And finally! Kade! Think you'll squeak by tonight?" Chris asked.
"I... dunno." Kade replied back.
"With all that said, it's time to vote! Make it count!" Chris said out loud.
Confessional: Yeah, what he said!
Kade: Um... I dunno who to vote for. I gotta vote for Verna. She looks rather mean.
Nicholas: Okay, voting for Heidi. She kinda blew it at the challenge today, all without doing the challenge to begin with from what I know.
Stella: Though it pains me to do this... I gotta vote for Kade. I am REALLY sorry to do this, Ada and Nick.
Drake: I vote for Kade. Sorry...
Steph: Kade... Time to go home, you party bitch!
Once the last camper (Twiggy) came back from voting, Chris came to the scene with the potato chip bags.
"Okay, you know how this works. If I call out your name, come up and claim your potato chip bag! And first off... Drake and Stella! The next one safe is Korpse!"
"Grace..."
"Thunder..."
"Steph..."
"Twiggy..."
"Heidi..."
"Verna..."
The Party Trio looked at each other with fear and sadness in their eyes.
"One of you has the most votes. And the person that has the least out of you is... Nicholas!"
Nicholas claimed his potato chip bag, as he looked back at the two girls, who were now holding hands, nervously.
"Ada. Kade. One of you is safe tonight... And the final bag of chips goes to..."
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"...Ada."
Ada was stunned that she got to stay on, but she also looked at Kade with a sympathetic look.
"Oh, no... not you..." Ada replied out loud.
Kade sighed. "Sadly... it was meant to be."
"But... You're my Party Girl!" Ada said out loud, with tears starting to form. "We were supposed to deliver the awesomeness parties around! And help out Nick realize his true party self!"
"Yeah, yeah... Can we continue our tearjerker scene at the Slingshot of Shame?" Chris asked out loud.
At the Slingshot of Shame, Kade was strapped in, with Nicholas and Kade by her side.
"Um... I dunno what to say..." Nicholas said out loud. "I don't approve any of this, at all!"
"You and me both, but these are the breaks, sometime." Kade replied back, as she looked at Ada. "But, Ada?"
"Yeah?" Ada replied with a nod.
"Look... Whatever happens... Promise me, that you'll make Nicholas into the coolest Party Dude ever. And protect the little guy at all times, okay?" Kade said out loud in seriousness. "The task falls souly on you now, dig?"
"I shall." Ada answered back with a hug. "Cross my heart."
"Thanks. Now... My show's over. Kick some major butt, okay?" Kade said, nodding. "Hit it, Chris!"
"Okay, then?" Chris replied, as the slingshot went off, sending Kade flying through the nighttime sky. Once she was out of sight, he looked at the rest of the castmates. "As for the rest of you, you're all safe. For now."
Confessional: Talk about a shocker.
Ada: I dunno what to do. Kade was my friend! I don't even think I can DJ properly without her assistance!
Steph: HAHAHAHA! Well, that was fun. Could have used less mushy-stuff, though. At least Ada's morale dropped like a rock. -She sighs- I love being me...
Giggling Gryphons
At the party, Ron and everyone else was eating cake, and having a good time.
"Wow, Mozart! I can't believe you manage to jerry-rig the heating system of the Trauma Chair to use as a stove!" Moana said out loud.
"Hey, that bogus thing's caused enough negativity." Mozart replied back. "So, I did what came natural."
He then looked down at Woodstock, enjoying his share of vanilla cake.
"Want more, Woody?" Mozart asked his pet rat, as it squeaked in approval.
Ellis looked at Marissa. "Sorry about..."
"The kiss? Don't worry about it! You just wanted to help." Marissa commented back.
The two camper's hands touched each other, as they quickly turned away from each other, blushing.
Xantara looked at Ron, as she presented some presents to him. He opened them, and was surprised.
"Tie-dye shirts?" Ron asked out loud.
"Yeah, I figured it would get hot underneath that hoodie." Xantara replied out loud. "Seriously, how can you withstand the heat? Even Marissa has her sweater around her waist."
"I'm quite surprised that Sting here is able to withstand this climate." Benny replied out loud.
Sting couldn't help but whistle.
"They're dyed with the freshest of fruits, too!" Xantara added.
"Wow, that's wicked cool!" Nelson replied, amazed at Xantara's feat.
"Plus, you got my size, too..." Ron said out loud.
"And... I had Drake make this for you." Xantara commented, as she gave Ron a small box. He soon opened it.
It was a necklace of a peace sign, made from a shoestring and some scraps that was lying around.
Ron was stunned, as he looked at Xantara. "You... had someone make this for me?"
"Hey, anything for one of my friends." Xantara replied back.
"This... is one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me..." Ron said with a genuine smile, as he put the necklace on. "Thanks, guys... And thank you, Xantara."
Xantara couldn't help but smile at her friend.
Confessional: Happy Ending for the Geeks!
Xantara: It's glad to see a cute friend like Ron be happy after what he's been through...
Ron: I guess it's true... Niceness DOES exist, after all. -Blushes- Also, Xantara's kinda cute.
Chris is on the beach, ready to give the outro.
"And so, our Party Trio becomes a Party Duo as Kade is eliminated! But what will tomorrow bring? Will Ada and Nicholas make it through without their friend? Will Verna drop more Pokemon references? Will Korpse and Nelson kiss again? And who will be the next one voted off? Find out next time, on..."
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"Geeks VS. Populars!"
Isle of Rebirth
Lance and Yolei were playing cards, to pass the time.
"Got any threes?" Lance asked.
"Goldfish!" Yolei replied out loud, as a clash was heard. They quit their game to see who was the latest vote off.
"They voted you off, Kade?" Lance asked. "You're one of the spunkiest ones around!"
"Yeah, and believe me. You do NOT wanna be hurled like that." Kade replied back, as she got up. "So... What should we do while we're stuck in Dullsville?"
Yolei shrugged. "I dunno. Strip Poker?"
"Sounds like a plan to me!" Kade replied out loud.
"Ha, ha! Very funny!" Yentoulis yelled from far away. "Now, can I have my clothes back now?"
"NOT until we totally wash them!" Yolei replied back. "It shouldn't be that hard to make some homemade Tide, or anything..."
The three laughed at their little joke, but little did the campers know, was that a giant creature was observing them... And that tomorrow, it plans to strike...
VOTES
Ada - Verna
Drake - Kade
Grace - Ada
Heidi - Kade
Kade - Verna
Korpse - Nicholas
Nicholas - Heidi
Stella - Kade
Steph - Kade
Thunder - Kade
Twiggy - Kade
Verna - Kade
Eliminated: Lance, Yolei, Yentoulis, Kade
Wow, didn't see that coming, huh? In all honesty, Kade was a cool character, always full of energy and ready to have a good time. But, in the end, she harbored a dark secret, and that secret ended up getting the better of her. I feel bad having to eliminate such an energetic, fun character, but that's the way the dominos fall at times. She will be missed. But she may make her way back on the isle, so her party's not done yet!
NEXT TIME: It's an Adventure in Babysitting... Literally!
Kade: My party may be over for now, but my inner spirit lives on!
BaconBaka OUT!