The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the VS. idea isn't mine. It belongs to CragmiteBlaster. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
WARNING: Steph does something in the final scenes of the chapter. The young readers may want to read with an adult, guardian, or older sibling.
This part, we continue the Boss Battles!
Boss Rush!
"And welcome back!" Chris announced out loud. "If you're just joining us, you missed Stella being shrunk down and ate by a frog!"
"Seriously, you open back to that?" Korpse shouted out loud. "Thanks to that, Drake's fainted!"
"Oh, please! Stella'll be okay once she runs out of hit points or she defeats the frog." Chris replied back.
"Guys?" Nicholas asked out loud, as he pointed towards the frog. "I think something's wrong with the frog."
Indeed, the frog was holding onto its stomach in pain, croaking in pain.
"Er… What's Stella doing in that frog's belly?" Xantara asked Nelson.
"I know, but I rather not say." Nelson commented. "All I can say is that Stella may need about three showers afterwards. In a row."
"Wish we knew what was going on." Steph said out loud. "Is there a live camera feed in the frog?"
"No, but there was a two-way speaker to Stella." Chris commented back, as the frog started to kneel over, completely in pain. It shook as it winced horribly in pain, pooping out what appeared to be a tiny Stella. The dust sprinkled on her seemingly wore off, growing her back to her normal size. She then looked at the downed frog.
"...Seriously." Stella muttered. "Did I just seriously… be pooped out of a frog?"
"Correct you are! And with your victory, that means that Stella wins a point for the Populars!" Chris announced, as the Populars cheered out loud.
"Oddly enough, I'm still kinda… dry. Except for my shoes." Stella commented, looking at her duds. She then looked down at the frog. "Sorry that I had to do that… I really hope you forgive me for that."
The frog then looked up at Stella, as it started to twitch, and sparks started to come out. At that moment, it let off a small explosion, sending pieces of frog everywhere.
"Whoa, I didn't hit it THAT hard!" Stella protested. "What gives?"
"Yeeeaahhh, kinda forgot that all of the bosses used for today's challenge are animatronic." Chris answered back. "So the worst we'll be getting is a robotics division of PETA on our asses."
"...Robotic division of PETA? Seriously?" Ada asked, scratching her head.
"In either case, you're done now, Stella!" Chris said out loud, as Stella went back to the bleachers. At that moment, Drake came to. He blinked for a few seconds, as he breathed a sigh of relief as Stella sat next to her friend.
"So… What was it like in there?" Drake asked.
"Well..." Stella answered.
"Wait, is that stomach acid dripping down?" Stella asked, as some dropped on her shoes. Somehow, they didn't start to dissolve. Curiously, she touched the substance, and took a lick of it.
"...Mountain Dew?" Stella asked again.
"And that's my story." Stella finished her story, as Drake blinked.
"I'll never understand games… Even if I have mom teach me everything I know." Drake commented out.
Confessional: RIBBIT!
Stella: I didn't tell Drake that I read inside the stomach that the frog was powered by Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Drake: If something like that happened to Stella… Who would I face? -Gulps- ...Knowing my luck, I may have to face that fox of a nightmare that had my mom white as a sheet that one time.
"Campers!" Chris announced. "It's time to announce the next fighter! And our lucky contestant is..."
The pictures flew by randomly, before suddenly stopping at…
"...Mozart of the Geeks!"
"Cowabunga!" Mozart yelled out, as he lept onto the arena, and looked at Twiggy. "What, no cheer?"
"Sorry, but I'm kinda on the Popular's cheering squad. Hope you understand." Answered Twiggy.
"Sounds fair. So, what gnarly baddie will I be facing off against?" Mozart asked.
"Good question, Mozart!" Chris answered back, as the images were again going too fast for anyone to think of what boss it could be. It eventually stopped on… "You'll be facing against Guard Armor from Kingdom Hearts!"
"Righteous! Something resembling a knight against a fightin' inventor?" Mozart mused to himself. "That sounds bitchin'!"
Marissa chuckled. "Knights? They're good and all, but Paladins outclass them in one shot, anyway."
At that moment, what appeared to be a pile of purple-colored armor pieces were on the arena floor. Within a moment, the armor activated, as its feet and arms started to hover near the chest, Rayman style. It then picked up the head, as it looked at the Inventor.
"So… Anything about Guard Armor Mozart may wanna know about?" Nelson asked Korpse. "I know very little about the Kingdom Hearts series."
"Well, for starters, if you're wanting to stream the series, clear your whole streaming schedule." Korpse explained. "You may be streaming that series for nearly a year. You're better off Lets Playing the series."
"For sure." Nelson nodded in response.
Back on the arena, Mozart grinned. "Okay, time for some major-league butt kickin'!"
He lept into the air, and aimed his kick at the Guard Armor. The result was predictable.
"Fffffffff..." Mozart winced in pain.
The Guard Armor swatted him off, as he twirled around, in a defensive counter-measure, as Mozart got up.
"Hey, what's the damage?" Mozart complained. "I thought Kingdom Hearts was Disney! All full of fluff and kindness!"
"Someone didn't watch Fantasia." Drake whispered to Stella.
Mozart, now brandishing his bo, started to strike at the Guard Armor, only to realize it wasn't doing any damage.
"Ugh, why isn't it working?!" Mozart yelled out. "This is a bogus boss!"
The Guard Armor plucked him off his feet, nearly sending Mozart over the edge of the arena. Mozart hopped back on his feet, as he looked for any weak points.
"Okay, King Arthur, dude..." Mozart commented, as he gave the suit a dark glare. "Time to round out THIS numb—OOF!"
The Guard Armor plucked Mozart off of the arena, and onto safety mats on the ground.
"And that's game! Mozart blows it for the Geeks, meaning the Guard Armor wins this round!" Chris announced. "Seriously, for a geek, you should know where enemy weak points are."
"Yeesh, you think I could have had this info, I dunno… SOONER?!" Mozart yelled out loud.
"So… What did Mozart should have done?" Olivia asked Nelson.
"Well, if he wanted to continue surviving, he should have aimed for the hands and feet." Nelson explained. "He'll get eaten alive by the heartless if he ever tries the Kingdom Hearts games..."
"Wow, true bad folk, huh?" Olivia mused.
"Campers!" Chris announced. "It's time for the next boss to be fought. And our camper going toe to toe against our next boss will be..."
The camper's heads on-screen cycled around in a random order, as it stopped on…
"...Nelson from the Geeks!"
Nelson nodded, as he got up. "Okay, whoever I'm facing… I'm not sure what'll happen, but..."
Korpse warmly smiled at her friend. "Nel, you'll do fine. Trust me."
Nelson smiled back, as he made his way to the arena, and was standing.
"So… Who am I gonna be facing?" Nelson asked. "Petey Piranha? Top Man? Miltank?"
"Actually..." Chris answered back. "You'll be facing off against..."
The randomizer started up again, cycling through several bosses, before it stopped at a halt on…
"...Redd White, from Phoenix Wright!" Chris announced out loud.
Walking onto the arena appeared to be a male, about as tall as Drake, and most likely stronger than him, too. He had purple hair, a pink suit embedded with diamonds, a tie also embedded with diamonds, and had a ring on each finger, which also had a diamond on it as well. He gave off a cocky grin to Nelson, as the gamer looked up at Redd.
"Wow… Jewelry store, much?" Nelson asked back, nervously.
"Just a kid?" Redd commented. "This'll be over… quick."
He then gave off a pose, his jewels helping him sparkle along the way…
Verna was breathing through her teeth, glaring at Redd in the arena.
Confessional: Yeah, Redd is one cocky jerk, huh?
Nelson: Dude has more jewelry on than Xantara! Getting hit by him… Will hurt.
Steph: I so very much adore his fashion choices…
Verna: -She is giving off a dark glare- If there's one game character I wanna choke so much… It would be Redd White, the pretentious, cocky ass.
Olivia: I know my bad guys, and Redd is one BAD guy. I may like them, but I never go ga-ga for murderers!
Nelson was still looking up at Redd, as an idea crossed him.
"So… What's up?" Nelson asked.
Redd then looked up. "Well… The sun, clouds, space..." He answered, as he looked back down. "But surely, I jest. You'll have to try harder than that, short person."
"Damn..." Nelson cursed, as he tried to punch at Redd, but to no avail. He then picked up the gamer by the head.
"I'm afraid your little game ends here." Redd commented, as he flashed a grin. "Farewell, Nelson..."
Nelson then gained a grin of his own, as he kicked Redd right in the face, knocking one of the teeth out.
Redd, having been downed by Nelson's kick, whimpered at his now ruined image. At that point…
"KWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Redd screamed out loud.
"Ha-HA! TAKE THAT!" Nelson replied back at his opponent.
"No… It's impossabichable..." Redd whimpered, as he got back up, and glared at Nelson. "YOU!"
"Eep!" Nelson went wide eyed in horror, as a paper airplane was threwn into the arena. Nelson picked it up, and started to read it.
"Hmm… I see..."
"Hey, wait! What's on that paper?!" Redd shouted out loud.
"Oh, nothing… Just a list of people that sounded very familiar to me, somehow." Nelson answered back. "Rai, Spankety, Christina… Ooh, what's this? Tomomi?" His eyes then took a dark glare. "You… DICKCOCK!"
Redd stopped in an instant. "Stop, desist! Please!" He begged at the short teenager.
"Since I can't beat you physically, though I want to for adding my sister's name to this list… Just give up now… Or I shall keep on reading." Nelson commented back.
Redd then sighed, as he walked over to the edge of the arena.
"...You win, shorty." Redd said out loud, as he stepped off of the arena. Chris grinned at that.
"And by a stroke of luck, Nelson wins the Geeks their first point!" Chris announced out loud.
"Thanks, Chris… But, I wonder who sent it..." Nelson pondered.
Confessional: Maybe a guardian angel?
Nelson: Rai and Spankety, those are nicknames I gave my Pokemon… Plus, this list smells like… tea.
Xantara: Hey, I had to help my 'little bro' out. He was having a bit of trouble there.
Verna: HA! Take THAT, you purple-haired dick! I really owe Nelson big for taking on that jerk mostly on his own.
At that point, Redd started to malfunction, as it exploded, sending parts everywhere.
"Chris, blackmail was bad enough, he had to self-destruct, too?!" Nelson asked out loud.
"Hey, gives us enough room for more baddies." Chris replied back, shrugging. "Now, make yourself scarce while I announce the next matchup."
"You're the boss." Nelson said, as he hopped off the arena and sat next to Korpse.
"Well, huh." Korpse commented. "I bet you wanted to kick him other than the face, huh?"
"Well… Yeah." Nelson replied back. "My sis had to hold back her anger once she got that far in the actual game… He just pissed her off BIG time."
"I see..." Korpse mused.
"Campers! It's time for our next bout!" Chris announced, as the randomizer started to display random camper's faces. "And the lucky contestant going to fight next is..."
The randomizer soon came to a halt.
"...Drake of the Populars!"
Drake nodded as he got up, and walked over to the arena, all with a cheer from Twiggy to greet the artist.
Drake! Drake! He can make them break!
Either with a snake or a rake!
Gooooo, Drake!
"Thanks, Twiggy. So… Who am I facing?" Drake asked out loud.
"Buh-Buh-Buh! It's all for the machines to decide." Chris answered, as he pressed a button, causing various bosses to be displayed. "And your lucky foe is gonna be… The Crystal King from Paper Mario!"
A slight chill got into the air, as what appeared to be a kingly robe came rising up onto the arena. There appeared to be a floating crown, as well as some floating eyes where the head would be.
"Drake… You lasted this long..." The Crystal King spoke.
"I'm quite surprised how you manage to keep those things afloat." Drake commented back.
The Crystal King chuckled haughtly. "I know you expect to win this challenge, but… I'm afraid I can't allow you to do that."
"Yeah, I'm not sure what could happen, either..." Drake commented out loud.
"First… I shall defeat you. Then, I shall present Lance with an iced Drake gift." The Crystal King spoke.
"Would naming a Ben and Jerry's ice cream after Drake be a good substitute?" Twiggy asked.
"Nope." The Crystal King answered back.
"Damn." Twiggy cursed in frustration, as the battle began.
The Crystal King summoned what appeared to be three tiny, floating ice sculptures. Inhaling them in, he then shot them at Drake, causing him some damage, including the crotch.
"Oww..." Drake yelled in pain, holding his crotch. "Now I know how Mozart felt like back in the Food Fight…"
A concerned Stella watching the fight, tapped on Korpse's shoulder.
"Korpse?" Stella asked. "You know WAY more about this stuff than I do. Does Drake stand a chance?"
"Well… It's the Crystal King; the last boss before the events of Chapter 8. Max HP is 70, Attack Power is 6, Defense is 2. Like he just displayed, he can launch his crystal bits at Drake, and he can also try to freeze Drake as well." Korpse explained. "Basically, for a non-gamer like Drake… You may wanna start crafting some hot cocoa for him. He'll need it."
Stella gulped, as she continued to watch the match-up between Drake and The Crystal King. Drake was doing a decent job going on the offensive, despite having been hit several times, and was fighting on low HP.
"Okay… Here goes nothing..." Drake commented, as he kicked the Crystal King, sending him back a bit.
"How dare you harm your superior..." The Crystal King replied back. "Very well..."
The Crystal King then started to glow, the glow getting brighter and brighter, as Drake kept on kicking him farther and farther.
Korpse watched the battle gulped with worry, as the Crystal King was on the edge now.
"Okay… I can do this..." Drake muttered to himself, as he started to run towards the king.
"Drake! WAIT!" Korpse yelled out loud.
"Huh?" Drake asked, as the Crystal King unleashed a POWERFUL attack, freezing Drake solid. On the screen above, it read 'DRAKE'S HP – 0
"And with Drake having ran out of HP, he loses it for the Populars!" Chris announced out loud.
Stella face-palmed in frustration. "Great going, Korpse..."
"Oops..." Korpse commented out loud, as some of the Populars were glaring at her. "My bad… Sorry, everyone."
Confessional: The cold really bothered Drake today.
Korpse: Strange… That never happened in the original Paper Mario, as far as I know. Hey, cut me a break; its been years since I played the game!
Drake: -He has been thawed out, and is blowing his nose.-
Drake was now sitting next to Stella, as Xantara handed the tall artist a beverage.
"Here you go, Drake." Xantara said. "This chamomile tea is widely used to help treat colds, like the one you have, currently."
"Thanks..." Drake replied back. "But why? I'm part of the Populars..."
"But that's just a title; we're only human beings on this earth." Xantara commented. "Popular or Geek, I tend to help anyone who's feeling lousy."
Drake nodded as he took a sip of his tea. "Tastes good."
"Glad you enjoy it, Drake." Xantara replied back with a smile as she went back to her seat.
"Campers!" Chris announced out loud. "It's time to announce who our next fighter is!"
The randomizer started to flash by the remaining camper's faces, still going as fast as possible. It eventually stopped on…
"...And it's… Olivia!" Chris finished. Olivia heard her name being called and got onto the arena floor.
"Cool! So, if I'm lucky… I may face off against someone bad? Like Sephiroth?" Olivia asked. "Or any other pretty boy?"
"Um..." Chris chuckled. "Let's see who you'll be facing off against!"
Chris started up the randomizer, as it stopped on…
"You'll be facing off against Haybot from Conker's Bad Fur Day!" Chris announced back.
"Chris!" Korpse shouted out loud. "That game was rated M for Mature, for its gross subject matter and cruel jokes! What's the deal?!"
"Hey, gotta have something the adults can enjoy." Chris answered back. "And here he comes, now!"
All of a sudden, what appeared to be Terminator-esque music started to play, as Nelson, hearing the music, gulped.
"Korpse… I don't like the sound of that music..." Nelson said, looking worried.
"You and me both, buddy..." Korpse replied back.
"You ever played that game?" Nelson asked out loud.
"Oh, lordy, no." Korpse answered. "It's way too adult for me to handle. And I played all three Dead Rising games. Including the DLC."
At that moment, what could be described as a robotic spherical object hopped onto the arena floor. It scanned Olivia for a moment, as it looked like it was computing something.
"Whoa..." Olivia commented, looking at the robot. "Talk about a giant, steel ball..."
The Haybot stopped scanning Olivia, as it's eyes blinked for a second, before…
"FUCK YOU, SENPAI." Haybot said out loud in a robotic voice.
Olivia chuckled. "No, can't have you doing that, now. Besides, I'm thinking he's straight, anyway."
Confessional: NOTICE ME, SENPAI!
Olivia: Yeeeaahhh, no. Not interested in that snorefest, but might as well explain. The local "Senpai" all the girls go gaga over in my school is on the Football team, is very muscular, and listens to country music. And I thinking he's a Gary Stu to top the sundae.
The Haybot looked at Olivia again, as he announced a command.
"Sophie 18mm." Haybot issued, as a missile attachment came from the Haybot.
"Okay… That missile's bad news." Olivia commented. "Eep!"
Olivia leap out of the way of the missile's path, as it exploded behind her, leaving behind a giant crater.
"Yeesh, what are in those missiles, anyway?" Olivia asked, looking concerned.
"I'm not that sure, either." Chris answered back. "It's not supposed to do that..."
"Wow… This thing's going haywire… I better stop that thing, and fast, before my bad boy gets hurt!" Olivia commented, as she dug out from her pocket, what appeared to be a jar filled with some clear liquid. "And unknowingly, said bad boy's gonna help out with this fight!"
"Er… Olivia? What is that jar filled with?" Chris asked.
"Nothing special; just some leftover water from Sting when I borrowed his towel the other day after his shower." Olivia answered back.
"Er, Olivia?" Cherri asked from the bleachers. "Way too TMI."
"No wonder it took me a while to find my towel..." Sting mused to himself.
The Haybot continued to hop towards Olivia, as she unscrewed the top of the jar, and gave off a grin.
"Sweat THESE buns, you robotic son of a bitch!" Olivia yelled out loud, as she threw the contents of the jar into the Haybot's mouth. No sooner than the liquid entered its mouth, it started to spark violently. She then ran behind the back, eying a button labeled 'Do Not Push' on it.
"Time to PUNCH OUT!" Olivia yelled, as she punched the button on the Haybot, causing it to really violently shake. She jumped off of the platform, as the Haybot exploded in a fiery explosion of metal and weaponery.
"Um… Okay, then." Chris said out loud. "But because Olivia chickened out before the Haybot exploded, that makes the Po-"
"Wait, Chris!" Olivia replied out loud, as she was hanging from the edge of the arena. "You did say that if anyone is knocked out of the arena, they would be eliminated. And my fingers are a part of me."
"Well… In that case, Olivia wins a point for the Geeks!" Chris announced out loud.
"Awesome!" Olivia replied back with a grin, as she let go. "Who knew sweat could be used for something, other than a sign telling you really need a bath?"
Confessional: I'll be back… Next confessional.
Olivia: And for anyone worrying, don't worry! I returned the towel and left it in its proper place after I was done with it.
Cherri: Hm; I never asked Olivia to ditch the sweat jars… Looks like her coping device came in handy, after all…
"Campers! It's time to decide who's battling next!" Chris announced as he started up the randomizer again.
"You know, if you squint really hard..." Sting commented out loud. "It appears that Nicholas is half a second slower than the others."
"Wait, half a second slower?" Nicholas asked. "I don't think you can cut a second in half..."
"And our next camper to be fighting is… Twiggy! Time to bring the cheer to the fight!" Chris announced, as the cheerleader jumped onto the arena floor.
"You BET I will!" Twiggy cheered out loud. "Though, I don't know that many cheerleaders in gaming from what I heard."
"Hmm… I kinda beg to differ. We've got the Pokemon Plusle and Minun… The Elite Beat Divas... The Ouendan... Juilet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw… Ranks 49 to 26 in No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle..." Korpse mused.
"Did Charlie MacDonald… DO IT to all his cheerleaders ALL at once?" Nelson asked.
Korpse chuckled. "I… don't think that's even possible, bud!"
"Also, can we add Jumpfluff to the list of cheerleaders?" Verna asked. "It has movements like a cheerleader."
"Sure." Korpse nodded. "Other than those guys… Don't know many other cheerleaders in gaming."
"Okay… So, what rival mascot am I gonna face?" Twiggy questioned.
"Good question, Twiggy!" Chris answered. "Because you're facing off against..."
Chris hit the randomizer again, as various bosses flashed on-screen, before stopping on…
"...Actually, you're gonna feel the RRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK! Yep, your fighting against Rawk Hawk from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door!" Chris announced.
At that moment, what could be described as a humanoid bird flipped onto the ring. He gave the cheerleader a cocky grin, and starred into the camera.
"What is this; Just someone from the cheering section?!" Rawk Hawk yelled out loud. "I reckoned it's time for you to FEEL THE RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKK!"
"Wow, someone's feeling energetic today." Twiggy commented.
Confessional: And in this corner...
Twiggy: Well, at least he has mike skills. I'll give him that.
In the stands, Drake looked at Korpse. "Korpse, does Twiggy stand a chance? If it's from the same series I fought, and I lost..."
"Well, he has about 40 HP, and an Attack of 3." Korpse explains, as she scanned the arena. She then lets off a grin. "But if Twiggy plays her cards just right..."
"But I don't think Twiggy's a gamer, Korpse." Drake replied back.
Korpse chuckled. "Just you watch, bud."
Olivia grinned. "Okay, even though he's just some silly bird… He has a bitchin' tune to be listening to while frying this turkey."
Back on the arena, Rawk Hawk was delivering some smack to the Cheerleader.
"HARHARHARHARHAR… Your team should have stayed at home during their match against the Raptorsarus X'es!" Rawk Hawk taunted at Twiggy.
"Wait… We lost 89-0… How did..." Twiggy started to question.
"And it was Steph herself who delayed the next episode of Gravity Falls, suckas!" Rawk Hawk said out loud. "She made an online petition!"
Steph was appalled. "WHAT?! No, I didn't! I don't toy around with childish crap like that!"
"That's what happens when you're about to get RAAAAAWWWWKKKKK'DDDDD!" Rawk Hawk shouted out loud.
"Yeesh, what's next?" Twiggy asked. "You're gonna reveal yourself as some Cloaked Shadow guy and spam our eMail accounts?"
"Huh?" Rawk Hawk asked back, seemingly confused. "What are you blatterin' about? What's this Cloaked Shadow? No, wait! I don't care! I've got skills, punk!"
"Well, if you count mike skills as one..." Twiggy snarked.
"TIME TO RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKKKK!" Rawk Hawk shouted, as he began to flip, hopping into the air, and started to glide towards Twiggy, hoping to lay a smackdown on the cheerleader. However, Twiggy cartwheeled out of the way.
"Whoa, he's not kidding!" Twiggy commented to herself, as she examined Rawk Hawk's movements. "Well, if he can flip, I can, too! Don't try THIS at home, kids!"
She then flipped up into the air, and took out what's assumed to be pom-poms, and put them on. Once she landed behind Rawk Hawk, she starred at him, and started to run towards the giant bird.
"POM-POM PUNCH!" Twiggy yelled out, as she laid a huge punch towards the cheek of Rawk Hawk. She then gave off a grin.
Rawk Hawk then looked at the Cheerleader, and grinned.
"Not too shabby for someone who's on the cheer team." Rawk Hawk commented.
Twiggy smiled, as she started to step backwards. "Thanks, man."
"But… I'm just warming up! Prepare to be RAAAAAWWWWKKKKK'DDDDD!"
Rawk Hawk then jumped high into the air, and started to aim for the Cheerleader, as the Cheerleader chuckled.
"What's so funny? Nobody laughs before they're RAWWWWWKKKK'DDDD!" Rawk Hawk yelled out.
"Yeah? Well… Get ready to be PUUUUNNNNKKKKK'DDDDD!" Twiggy shouted out, as she ducked, with Rawk Hawk missing the cheerleader.
"Oh… crap." Rawk Hawk muttered, as he flew off the arena, and onto the ground. "Augh! NO! I, Rawk Hawk, defeated by a cheerleader?"
"And the winner of this matchup… Twiggy!" Chris announced out loud. "Seriously, great work turning his strong point into a weakness."
"Yeah, well… I kinda felt someone was watching." Twiggy commented back, looking up into the sky with a smile. "For you, mom."
Confessional: Does that mean Twiggy's Glitz Pit Champion, now?
Twiggy: Okay, I gotta admit… Mom was a fan of wrestling. Guess I unintentionally learned from the best, huh?
Steph: Hmm… The cheerleader is a more tougher gal than I once imagined… I should keep my eye out on her…
Thunder: Okay, I gotta admit… That was awesome. -Blushes-
"Okay, seriously… That was AWESOME!" Ada squeed out. "I've really gotta start playing games!"
"Eh, I just did what just came natural." Twiggy shrugged. "Besides, when you deal with testosterone junkies on rival teams…"
"So, I wonder who may be next?" Thunder asked out loud.
"I guess we'll have to wait and see." Nicholas commented.
"Campers! We're about to announce our next fight!" Chris announced out loud, as he started up the randomizer. "And fighting next is… Moana of the Geeks!"
Moana smiled, as she got on stage.
"So… Who am I gonna fight?" Moana asked. "If it's anything like Morpha… Swish!"
"Actually, there aren't any Morphas in this challenge." Chris explained, as he started up the randomizer. "Tough break, too. Cause I really wanted you to get revenge on it making the Water Temple, anyway."
"From what I heard… Is he actually the easiest boss to beat?" Moana asked out loud.
The randomizer stopped on a rather interesting figure.
"But enough geeking out; your opponent is gonna be Toasty from Spryo 1!" Chris announced, as what appeared to be a Jack-O-Lantern, wearing a witch's robe, came walking out.
Moana seemed uninterested. "...Kinda a hard act to follow, following Rawk Hawk."
She then reached behind her back, and pulled out what appeared to be a water balloon.
"But gotta give the people a show." Moana commented, as she threw the water balloon at Toasty. At that moment, Toasty's outfit gave way, showing who he really was… A sheep on stilts.
"Baaaa..." The sheep let out a baa, as it ran off the arena platform.
"...Okay, then. Moana wins a point for her team!" Chris announced. "Seriously, that's kinda anticlimactic."
"Yeah, tell me about it." Moana replied back, as she climbed off the arena, and rejoined her friends on the bleachers.
"Congrats on the victory, Moana!" Sting said out loud with a smile.
"Thanks, Sting!" Moana replied back. "Though seriously, I was expecting a kill your ass boss. Even Olivia held her own against a Terminator wannabee."
"Okay, campers… We need some excitement after that last match." Chris commented. "So, let's see who's gonna be battling next!"
The randomizer started up again, as everyone was watching on who was gonna be fighting next. "And our next fight's gonna be… Korpse!"
"Well, looks like you're up." Nelson commented. "Good luck, Korpse!"
Korpse nodded back, as she made her way to the arena, and was greeted with a cheer.
Korpse is our awesome gamer gal!
If she's camping for the team, she's our pal!
YAAAAAAAAYYY, KORPSE!
"Thanks, Twiggy. So… What baddie am I gonna be facing off against?" Korpse asked out loud.
"Perfect question!" Chris replied out loud, as he started up the randomizer. "Your opponent? It's none other than… Bad Girl from No More Heroes!"
Korpse gulped. "Wait, You mean to tell me… You have BAD GIRL as an opponent?! She's basically nothing but… Are YOU trying to get this show yanked off the air?!"
Nelson gulped as Olivia took notice.
"You seem a little troubled." Olivia asked. "You're worried about this Bad Girl being… You know, bad?"
"No… It's not that." Nelson commented. "Bad Girl is named that for being… Well, she's pretty much a psychopath, at best."
"So, she isn't into… Bad clothing?" Olivia asked, looking worried.
"Nope. And we're glad that it's just an animatronic. Otherwise… I would be fearing for Korpse's life by now." Nelson explained.
Olivia visually gulped. "That kinda… bad, huh?"
Confessional: Bad Girl got banned from Bad-anon meetings after what she did to Bowser…
Olivia: Okay, even though I'm into bad boys, especially ones with piercings and tattoos, if they already got a girlfriend, I don't resort to murder! Who do you think I am, an Yandere?
Nelson: -Is praying- God… Please send Korpse some strength…
Back on the arena, Korpse gulped at who was gonna arrive.
"I'm gonna die now." Korpse commented. "I'm gonna frickin' die, now… If she would ever arrive."
"Yeah, what's the deal?" Chris asked out loud. "Bad Girl? You're up!"
But at that moment, what appeared to be an explosion, was heard, followed by a humanoid arm falling onto the floor, clutching a baseball bat.
From the bleachers, Olivia took out a paper bag which had Sting's face drawn on it, and vomited into it.
"Let me guess… You wanted to vomit on him?" Cherri asked. "That would explain the bag."
"No, it's that... Just seeing a potential limb just fly into the arena like that..." Olivia commented. "Dismemberment really creeps me out."
Back on the arena, Korpse was alarmed.
"The hell?" Korpse asked out loud. "If I know what just happened..."
"Strange." Chris commented to himself. "That appeared to be Bad Girl… Or what remained of her robot's arm..."
"Okay… Then, who the hell eviscerated Bad Girl?" Korpse asked.
At that moment, a very familiar tune rang out… It sounded like the overture to Carmen… Only by a toy piano tune.
Korpse gulped. "Oh… shit. If I know that song… Some serious shit's gonna go down..."
She then grabbed Bad Girl's baseball bat, as she readied for combat.
"Okay, you Fozzie Bear wannabee..." Korpse spat out. "Bring it, punk."
Back on the bleachers, everyone watched, as they started to expect the worst.
"Aw, come ON! She's gotta face up against Freddy Fazbear, now?!" Nelson yelled out loud. "I almost wish it WERE Bad Girl!"
"I can sense a Fear Status effect in us all..." Marissa muttered. "Why does that silly animatronic and his friends does that?"
Mozart, however, was shaking like a leaf in pure terror. Verna took notice.
"So… Are you even okay?" Verna asked out loud, as…
"Nope! Nada!" Mozart yelled out, as he jumped up. "You're on your own, dudes! I'll see you gnarly bros AFTER Korpse deals with that… THING… Whatever!"
He then ran off, as Verna sighed.
"Wimp..." Verna commented to herself. "You've made a pretty bad career choice..."
The contestants and Korpse on the arena watched, as a brown, animatronic bear wearing a top hat and a bow tie walked over to the arena, towering Korpse a slight bit.
"Okay, I'm not sure what kinda combat capabilities that Freddy may have..." Korpse said to herself, as she looked at Twiggy, readying for a cheer. "Hope you've got a uplifting cheer for me."
"Korpse's courage is so moist!"
"Freddy made a crappy career choice!"
"GOOOOOOOO, KORPSE!"
Korpse chuckled. "Thanks for the cheer of confidence, Twiggy."
Freddy then looked at Korpse, as…
"SQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!"
HONK!
Korpse chuckled, as she honked on Freddy's nose with the baseball bat.
"Hee-Hee! This is like that poster I got back at home!" Korpse commented out loud, as she continued to squeak on Freddy's nose.
"Korpse!" Verna yelled out loud. "Freddy is in front of your face... Destroy it already!"
"Oh, right! Forgot I had a murderous Jump Scare in front of me." Korpse replied to herself, as she gave a glance at Freddy. "Hey, Korpsiplier here to deliver a Graham Slam to your FACE! SCORING KORPSE SLAM!"
At that moment, she swung the bat at Freddy's face… HARD, decapitating the animatronic, and sending it into the horizion. Without its head, Freddy fell onto its knees, and onto its stomach, before exploding in a shower of sparks.
"Okay, and our victor this round goes to… Korpse!" Chris announced, as the Populars cheered loudly. "Seriously, how do you even do that? I couldn't even get past Night 3!"
"Eh, just practice. And not drinking too much before playing Five Nights." Korpse explained. "Don't wanna leave a wet spot on your favorite gaming chair."
She then left the arena, as she sat back in the bleachers, next to Nelson. Nelson was beaming at Korpse kicking butt in the arena.
"Korpse! That was very cool!" Nelson squeed out loud. "You really gave that animatronic the good, old one-two!"
"Yeah, to be honest, they kinda scared DoomTaku when I was streaming the game one time. So, I guess revenge took over." Korpse explained.
"I see..." Nelson commented, as…
"Ummm..." Mozart, having come back, nervously asked, holding onto his bo in defense.
"It's okay, Mozart." Verna sighed out loud. "I don't think Freddy can hurt you, anymore..."
Confessional: Good job, Korpse! (See Ya Next Week)
Korpse: Eh, I've had a more harder time taking on Bonetail in Thousand Year Door… Before Hooktail.
Mozart: Why did I have to go to the bathroom by myself when I was younger… Stupid bully…
"Campers! It's time to announce the next contestant to be battling!" Chris announced out loud, starting up the randomizer as per usual. The campers could make up some of the camper's faces, being some did battle. And eventually it did stop on.. "And our next battler is… Ron!"
Ron stepped onto the stage, as he nodded at Chris.
"Okay, I don't know this here much about video games..." Ron commented. "But I'll give it the old college try."
"Sounds perfect, because your opponent's gonna be..." Chris announced out loud, as he started up another randomizer. It cycled through several silhouettes, until finally stopping on… "...It's gonna be the Pokemon Zoroark!"
"Zoro-what?" Ron asked. "I don't get what you're talkin' about, what with these Pokemon or whatever they're called..."
On the bleachers, Verna nodded.
"Yep, Ron'll have to keep on his toes." Verna commented. "Zoroark have the ability to transform into the last non-fainted Pokemon in your party. And some are even known to transform into humans."
"Okay… So, where does that leave Ron?" Korpse asked.
At that moment, what appeared to be Nelson, walked onto the stage.
"Huh? Nelson?" A confused Ron asked, as he looked at the bleachers, but…
At the bleachers, Nelson was also confused.
"Wait… This Zoroark robot's mimicking me?" Nelson asked out loud. "I always thought it just transformed into different Pokemon..."
"I assume so..." Korpse commented. "But I highly doubt it can pick up on your mannerisms."
"Yeah, like me singing anime intro songs in the shower!" Nelson replied back, as he held his hands to his mouth in surprise. "...Oops."
"Hey, we all have our guilty pleasures, bud!" Benny inquired to Nelson. "So, what was it? Attack on Titan? Kill La Kill?"
"...Wedding Peach." Nelson admitted, looking ashamed.
Cherri smiled at the gamer boy. "Hey, don't feel bad; I liked that show too when I was younger."
"Err, should we focus on the topic at hand?" Verna asked out loud.
"Oh, right!" Cherri answered. "You can do it, Ron!"
Back on the arena, Ron nodded, as he looked at the Nelson wannabee.
"Okay, Nelson, or Zoroark, or whoever you're called." Ron commented out loud. "Let's see what you got!"
Ron started to run towards the Nelson on-stage, as it shot out what could be a black wave, knocking Ron back.
"What the hell?" Ron cursed out loud. "Not even Nelson can do that!"
The Nelson chuckled, as it reverted into its original form: A black fox-looking animal with what appeared to be red hair.
"So… That's what you look like for reals..." Ron commented. "No matter; I can still take you!"
Ron started to run towards Zoroark. In return, Zoroark shot a fireball at Ron's feet, causing him to stop.
"Whoa, what's the deal?" Ron asked out loud.
"Yeah, what IS the deal?" Nelson, in the audience, also asked out loud.
"Hmm… I get it; this Zoroark must have the move Incinerate." Verna explained. "It was a surprise to me when I first found out, as well."
"Much like how Swirlix can learn Surf?" Korpse asked.
"Exactly." Verna answered back.
Back on the field, Ron wasn't looking too hot. His HP was nearing zero.
"Crud… I gotta do somethin'..." Ron muttered to himself. "But what?"
At that moment, Zoroark shot a shadowy ball at Ron, sending him flying, and off of the arena… At 0 HP.
"And that's it! Ron loses this bout, and blows it for the Geeks!" Chris announced out loud.
"Hey, you say that like its a bad thing..." Ron replied back.
Confessional: Totally expecting Ron to black out…
Ron: Do you really think I know everything about this kinda crap? I'm no Nelson or Marissa, I'll tell you what.
Verna: At least he didn't get matched up against a Protean Gredninja…
On the bleachers, Ron was currently having his back rubbed by Xantara.
"Wow, that Zoroark really roughed you up..." Xantara commented out loud.
"Eh, I'll live." Ron replied back. "After living with my abusive parents for all my life, I kinda got used to pain."
"Well, that's changing after the show." Xantara explained.
"Campers!" Chris announced, as usual. "It's time for our next battle to take place! And battling next is gonna be..."
The randomizer cycled through several campers, before stopping on…
"...Sting! It's all you, Emo!" Chris announced again.
Sting nodded. "Well, guess it's my turn."
"Good luck out there, Sting!" Moana shouted out loud.
"Will do!" Sting commented back, as he got on stage.
"And who you're gonna be facing off against? Well..." Chris said out loud, as he started up the randomizer. It cycled through various bosses, before stopping on… "Your challenge's gonna be Chop Chop Master Onion from Parappa The Rapper!"
"An onion?" Sting asked out loud. "...Okay, then."
At that moment, what appeared to be someone with an onion for a head wearing a karate gi, was in a meditative pose, and floating towards the arena.
"Welcome… to the Arena Floor." Chop-Chop said out loud. "I trust you are here to redeem yourself and to acquire skills that are necessary for your goals."
"Sure, but I highly doubt I'll be doing any fighting." Sting explained. "I'm not that much of a fighter."
"Are you ready, young one?" Chop-Chop asked, as Sting nodded. "I shall give you my best. But let's see if you can challenge my rap..."
"Hmm..." Sting muttered to himself. "Guess the format's different, now."
Some music started to play, as Chop-Chop readied himself.
Chop-Chop
Kick, Punch, It's all in the mind
If you wanna test me
I'm sure you'll find
That the things I'll teach ya
Is sure to beat ya
Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher, now
Kick!
Sting
Ki-Ki-Kickkick-kick
Chop-Chop
Punch!
Sting
P-PunchPunch PuPunch!
Chop-Chop
Chop
Sting
Ch-Ch-ChopChopChChop
Chop-Chop
Block
Sting
Bl-Bl-BlockBlockBlock
Chop-Chop was impressed at Sting's rapping, and gave off an approving smile.
"Man, you're so good! I'm gonna lose money with students like you!" Chop-Chop said out loud, as he lept out of existance. However, Sting wasn't finished yet.
"PunKickpunblocposblockpos..." Sting rapped out loud, as…
"Sting, you can stop now; you won, already!" Chris said out loud.
"Aww, and I was kicking butt, too..." Sting lamented with a smile, as he stepped off of the arena.
Confession: Sting Rappin' Cool!
Twiggy: Hmm… Don't ask me why, but I wanna try baking a seafood cake, now…
"Contestants! It's time to see who our next battler is!" Chris stated, as he started up the randomizer. It spun through the contestants very fast, before… "And it's… stopped on Ellis!"
Ellis nodded as he stepped onstage.
"So, who am I facing off against?" Ellis asked.
"You'll have to wait and see..." Chris replied back, as he started up the randomizer. It cycled through various bosses, before stopping on… "You'll be facing off against Dino Piranha!"
"Well… Okay, then." Ellis commented, as what appeared to be a Piranha Plant from the Mario series, combined with a dinosaur came walking up to the Liar. It roared at Ellis, as the liar noticed something on its tail.
"Er… Is that a watermelon?" Asked Ellis, looking concerned.
"Er, yes. Why?" Chris asked back.
"I'm kinda allergic to watermelon." Ellis explained. "Just touching one gives me hives, even with my gloves on."
"Oh..." Chris muttered.
"So, yeah..." Ellis commented. "In either case, I gotta forefit. Sorry!"
He then hopped off the platform, as Chris sighed.
"Okay, that was very anti-climatic. In either case, we shall be prepping for the next battle soon!" Chris announced out loud.
Ellis walked back to the bleachers, looking ashamed. Marissa was quickly there to comfort her friend.
"Hey, don't feel too down; it was just an unlucky match-up. That's all!" Marissa said, putting a comforting hand on Ellis' shoulder.
"It's silly that I was the only one to NOT fight." Ellis commented out loud. "Stupid watermelon..."
"Eh, I don't care that much for watermelon too, to be honest." Marissa replied back.
Ellis nodded back with a smile, as Chris interrupted the mood.
"Campers!" Chris announced out loud. "It's time to choose our next camper! And the lucky contestant is gonna be… Ada!"
"Wow, that was quick." Ada commented, as she stepped off the bleachers and into the arena, complete with a cheer from Twiggy.
Ada, she can record-scratch
And has the moves to match!
GOOOOOOO, ADA!
"So, I don't know much about these gaming stuffs..." Ada muttered.
"We shall find out..." Chris replied back, as he started up the randomizer. It cycled through several bosses, before stopping on… "Good news, if you like frogs. Cause you'll be facing off against Toadman!"
At that moment, what could be akin to a robot of a frog hopped onto the stage. He looked at the DJ, as she looked back.
"Okay… This is gonna be interesting." Ada commented, as Toadman shot what appeared to be an orb. At that moment, stinging rain came falling down on the DJ.
"OW!" Winced Ada in pain. "What the hell?"
Toadman kept on hopping, as Ada observed its pattern. She then gave off a smile.
"Hmm… If it worked for Rawk Hawk..." Ada commented, as she stood near the edge of the arena. Toadman hooped over the DJ, and off of the arena.
"And Ada wins!" Chris announced out loud. "Seriously, good job!"
Ada nodded back. "Thanks, Chris!"
Back on the bleachers, Ada smiled.
"Whew, who knew rain could… hurt?" Ada asked out loud.
"Maybe its… acid rain?" Nicholas questioned back.
"Also… Is it just me, or are those clouds looking awfully nasty?" Stella asked out loud, as she looked out at sea. Some dark grey clouds were approaching the island, signifying that a storm was gonna start up soon. She then saw a lightning strike come from the clouds.
"Whoa…" Drake commented. "Its gonna be one nasty storm..."
"Nasty ain't the half of it." Nelson replied out loud.
"Ugh, I hate storms..." Korpse commented. "They're the major killjoy to any game. Sure, we have generators in case our power goes out..."
"Campers!" Chris announced out loud. "I was just informed that a really nasty thunderstorm is on the way. Gusts of up to 45 MPH, and really heavy rain to boot."
"Gee… You think?" Ron asked. "We been
"Great." Sighed Korpse. "We gotta fight Scott Shelby, now?"
"While that would be epic, we're cutting the challenge short. Now, we see that we're tied currently. The camper that wins their next match will win it for the team! And let's see who our lucky battler is gonna be..." Chris announced as he started up the randomizer. It cycled through various camper's faces, before… "And it's Verna's turn!"
Verna sighed, as stepped onto the arena.
Verna! Verna! She can do it!
Blast that boss to bits!
FIGHT, VERNA! FIGHT!
"Yeah, not everything can rhyme with It. Okay, Chris… Let's see what boss I'm gonna be facing off against." Verna noted, as she was into thought. "No Pokemon. Please, no Pokemon… I'm still keeping that a secret to everyone else..."
The randomizer started off, as various bosses cycled through, before finally stopping on…
"And you're fighting against Miltank!" Chris announced out loud, as a pink cow-like Pokemon hopped onto the stage.
"...Fuck!" Cursed Verna.
Confessional: Goldenrod City Flashbacks! NOOOO!
Verna: Okay, I'm not mad that I'm going up against our pink friend. Seriously, I raised one during a Normal Type run, to boot. They're good battlers, to boot! I'm just mad because my secret… Ugh! Okay, Verna… Just play it cool…
Benny: If I know games… We're safe! Nobody seems to beat Miltank on their first try, and we only get one try! If we get lucky, we can win it for the team…
Stella was confused. "I dunno why Verna's fighting something so adorable..."
"Oh, believe me… They're not adorable." Korpse commented back. "They're the bane of your existence if you enter Goldenrod City Gym unprepared.
"Come again?" A confused Stella asked.
"Basically, that pink cow right there can ruin your whole day." Korpse explained. "And don't think that you can just toss in your Gastly, or whatever Ghost-Type you have. It's got the Scrappy ability. Bitch ain't afraid of no ghost."
"Wow… I got a lot to learn about games..." Stella commented.
Back on the Arena floor, the Miltank started to roll towards Verna, as she hopped over it.
"Okay, dodged its Rollout attack." Verna muttered to herself. "Best not rest yet; being it's a Normal Type, it's bound to have its share of moves in its movepool.
At that moment, the Miltank started to appear to be… twerking.
"Is that its… Attract move?" Verna asked to herself. She then grinned. "Awesome… Free move!"
Verna ran up to Miltank, and gave it a good punch to the face. It retaliated by stomping on Verna's foot.
"Ow… Ow..." Winced Verna, as she hopped on one foot, while holding onto the other.
At that moment, Miltank was starting up for another Rollout. Verna saw that opportunity, and went along with it.
"Okay, here's hoping this works..." Verna commented to herself, as she looked around. The thunder booming behind her, she grinned, as she hand-gestured Miltank to bring it.
Miltank rolled towards Verna, as Verna lept out of the way. Miltank couldn't stop where it was going, and rolled off of the edge of the arena, giving Verna the win.
"That's how its done." Verna muttered.
"And that gives Verna the victory!" Chris announced. "And with the Popular's 5 wins against the Geek's 4… That gives the Populars the victory!"
The Populars cheered out loud, while the Geeks sighed sadly.
"So… Yeah. See you Geeks at Vote-Off… Once this storm passes by." Chris announced out loud.
At that moment, what appeared to be a lightning bolt struck nearby, sending off a HUGE thunderclap.
"Guys? We may wanna start running for the nearest interior… NOW?" Thunder asked out loud, as the campers ran for it. Both Nelson and Korpse gave off a smile, as they went running with their own teams.
Giggling Gryphons
It was a few hours later, and the storm has subsided. While the storm was bad, the worst of it seems to have missed them by a long shot. Currently, Benny, Olivia, and Cherri were talking.
"Man, it sucks that we lost..." Olivia pouted. "And after forcing a robot to suck sweat, too..."
"Yeah, but… Who do we vote off?" Benny asked out loud, while he was polishing his sword.
"I say we go for Mozart." Cherri commented. "He's a nice guy, but he wimped out when Freddy Fazbear showed up."
"Yeah… I wonder what's his story involving the bear, anyway?" Benny asked out loud.
"Who knows..." Olivia answered back. "Besides him. Obviously."
At another part of camp, Xantara, Ron, and Nelson were busy picking fruit from some nearby trees.
"So… voting time. Who's it gonna be?" Ron asked.
"Well, we're not voting off Nelson, no matter what." Xantara explained. "He's making good progress with Korpse, and I'm not gonna let that fall by the wayside."
"Yeah, there's that." Ron commented, as he elbowed Nelson. "So, how was your date with your girlfriend?"
Nelson chuckled. "I wouldn't call it a date… Besides, did I see you look at Xantara, smiling?"
Ron blushed deeply, as Xantara put a hand on Nelson's shoulder.
"Okay, you two..." Xantara commented. "Let's save it for after elimination. So… Who we voting for?"
"Mozart." Ron answered back. "Dude wimped out while Korpse was fighting against Fazbear."
"Yeah, if he ain't ready for Freddy… Who's to say he may be ready for… Let's say, Nightmare Foxy?" Nelson asked back. "Nightmare Fuel for days on end..."
Xantara nodded in understanding, as the three continued to hunt for fruits.
Ellis and Marissa were talking amongst themselves.
"...And that's why I hate glitter so much." Ellis commented out loud.
"Wow..." said Marissa, looking shocked. "And all that because your family's Netflix recommended Steven Universe?"
"Hey, it's a good show." Ellis answered back. "I even liked the Say Uncle episode, as well. Though I gotta ask myself… Why would the Swat Kats need help from Uncle Grandpa?"
"Hell if I knew." Marissa commented, as… "WHOA!"
Marissa tripped over and landed face first on the ground. Ellis was by her side within a second.
"Marissa! You okay?" Ellis asked, as he helped Marissa back up.
"Yeah, I'll be fine." Answered back, as she looked at what she tripped over. "And look at what we got here…"
She held up what appeared to be the Zoey idol.
"We got an idol, F-T-W!" Marissa sung out, to the tune of the Final Fantasy Victory Theme.
"Hey, is that supposed to make a challenge easier for us?" Ellis asked out loud.
"Yep!" Marissa answered back, grinning. "And I know just where to hide it."
She stashed the idol in her sweater's pocket, all with a smile.
"Thank you, Mirian, for having a sweater with pockets!" Marissa shouted into the skies.
"Huh… I never noticed those, to be honest." Ellis commented back. "I was noticing someone more… cooler."
Marissa blushed back in response.
Mozart was busy walking through the island, as something caught his eye.
"Gnarly..." Mozart muttered out loud.
Confessional: The level before Tubular in Super Mario World!
Mozart: Yeah, at least I'm away from Fazbear… And that thing's destroyed.
A few hours later, at the Elimination Campfire, everyone was waiting for the host to arrive.
"Shame I couldn't take on a boss..." Marissa commented out loud. "Hope you don't hold it against me."
"Hey, these things happen. No worries!" Moana replied back. "Plus, I think you would have been kick-ass at one!"
Olivia sighed. "Boring. I much rather be drawing up something. Maybe punk OCs for a web comic. All while listening to Black Sabbath…"
Everyone looked at her with interest.
"Wow, never thought I was an influence..." Ellis noted.
"Did I mean Black Sabbath? I meant… Um… Hey, look! It's Chris!" Olivia quickly said, trying to change the subject.
"Geeks… Welcome to your third Elimination ceremony." Chris explained. "You know the drill by now; I ask you questions, then you vote. First off… Olivia! When you first arrived here, you… Kinda grossed out the world by collecting bodily stuff from Sting. Now… You seem to be palling it up with Cherri. Why is that?"
"Yeesh, build a Sting Shrine, steal Sting's apple, and it comes back to bite you in the butt." Olivia sighed. "Anyways, Cherri was the only one to open up to who I really am."
"Okay… Second… Mozart. You managed to fail against an easy boss. Do you feel safe, tonight?" Chris asked.
Mozart nodded. "Yeah, I feel safe tonight, dude. Besides, I know better now. Seriously, it IS possible to stub your entire FOOT."
"How that occurs… I'll never know." Marissa commented.
"And finally, before the votes… Nelson! You managed to beat someone who was more taller and stronger than you. Think you can be considered a threat?" Chris questioned.
Nelson shook his head. "Nah, I highly doubt it. Besides, Redd's just small potatoes compared to the crap I went through."
"What kinda crap?" Moana asked.
"I'll tell you later." Nelson replied back.
"In either case, it's time to vote." Chris announced out loud.
Confessional: Voting Time!
Benny: Don't take it personal, but… I gotta vote for you, Mozart. Sorry!
Mozart: Gotta vote for that Benny dude. With a babe by his side, now… There's no telling what could happen.
Sting: I dunno who to vote for… Sorry, Mozart; don't take it personal, okay?
Xantara: Hmm… Gotta vote for Cherri. Sorry...
Nelson: I'm voting for Mozart. Please forgive me for this.
Once the last voter (Marissa) came back, Chris approached the campers with the Potato Chip bags.
"Campers, you know how this works by now… Considering you lost both Yolei and Yentoulis. Once I call out your name, come up and claim your bag of chips-"
"Wait!" Mozart shouted out loud. "Before you send out the chips… I like to play THIS lovely thing right here."
Mozart then reached into his pocket, and pulled out what appeared to be the Chris idol. He then handed it over to Chris, as he inspected it.
"The rules state that if a Chris Idol is played, any and all votes towards Mozart is negated, unless this idol is fake. Or unless someone has the Scott Idol. This..."
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"...Is the REAL Chris idol!" Chris announced. "All votes towards Mozart are now invalid."
"Whoa..." Benny muttered under his breath.
"Now, when I call out your name, come up and receive your bag of chips! Mozart is first, due to being immune..."
"Next up, is Nelson!"
"Xantara..."
"Ellis..."
"Nelson..."
"Olivia..."
"Ron..."
"Sting..."
"Marissa..."
"Moana..."
Both Benny and Cherri were left. They instantly knew that one of them were headed off.
"Oh, crap..." Cherri commented, as she grabbed Benny's hand for comfort.
"Benny… Cherri… One of you is about to be sent packing. And the final bag of chips tonight goes to..."
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Cherri went up to get her bag of popcorn, as she sighed.
"Ugh, this is unfair!" Cherri shouted out loud. "Me and Benny just hooked up yesterday, and he's already gone? We been together since Day 1 of the contest!"
Benny walked up to Cherri with a gentle smile. "Cherri… You'll be fine by yourself. Trust me on this."
"Yeah… I guess..." Cherri commented to herself.
"Okay, we get it; can we continue it at the Slingshot of Shame?" Chris said out loud.
At the Slingshot, Chris was preparing the Slingshot for Benny to be launched. Both Cherri and Olivia were there.
"I still say this sucks." Cherri muttered.
"Hey, don't feel down; you got someone cool rooting for you!" Benny commented. "Plus..."
He then took a look at Olivia.
"You've got a good friend to help you out." Benny said out loud. "Olivia? Make sure to protect Cherri, okay?"
"Can do, Benny." Olivia replied back.
"Thanks." Benny nodded, as he turned towards Cherri. "So… Kiss for the road?"
Cherri smiled slightly. "Anything for the coolest swordsman ever."
The two went in for a rather long kiss, which lasted a pretty long while. Afterwards…
"Benny… It's time to be slung." Chris said out loud, as Benny strapped himself in.
"Bye, Cherri! Bye, Olivia! It's time to start my newest adventure… At the Playa." said Benny with a confident smile. "Launch me, Chris!"
Chris did so, as Benny was launched into the sky, as the two girls watched him fade into the horizon.
"As for the rest of the Geeks… You're all safe… For now." Chris announced, as he took his leave.
Cherri sighed out loud. "I… miss him already..."
Olivia put a comforting hand on Cherri's shoulder.
"Benny would want you to fight on." Olivia replied back. "He fell in love because you're tough and kind and awesome."
"Yeah… Still, it hurts… Moreso than any bug bite could heal." Cherri muttered out loud.
"Plus, it's not like you'll never see him again." Olivia explained. "Once you win, he'll be at the Playa, waiting for you to deliver some… Additional prizes, if you catch my drift."
"Yeah..." said Cherri, perking back up. "I gotta stay strong. For Benny's sake."
"That's the ticket!" Olivia replied back.
Confessional: Shocking Boot!
Olivia: Plus, I didn't tell Cherri, but… (Holds up a small clear container with the word 'Benny' on it) Benny's not TRULY gone from the island! I snagged some of his toenail clippings. Anything to make a friend happy. The Berri Ship shall EVER die!
Powerhungry Polar Bears
Verna was finished with a shower, as she was putting her clothes back on. She then smiled slightly to herself.
"Okay… I can do a little training before turning in for the night." Verna said to herself, as she took out her 3DS and opened it. Upon opening it, a note fell out. She picked it up, and as she read it, she was taken back in shock.
I know about your secret, and exposed it to my friends. Miltank just sweetened the deal right there… Along with your reaction to it. You better hope you have a prayer… You'll gonna NEED it…
"No..." Verna muttered, as she pocketed her 3DS, along with the note.
Confessional: This… can't be good.
Verna: What did you expect me to do, just stand there and have Miltank take the win, giving one of the Geeks a victory if Benny or Marissa was chosen?! Ugh… My homelife is D-O-N-E, fucked! No wonder Miltank is widely hated.
Korpse was walking in the woods, as she eyed something that was in a bush.
"Hello…?" Korpse asked out loud, as she reached into the bush, and pulled out what appeared to be an idol.
"Hmm… The Staci idol?" questioned Korpse, as she started to remember back a few days ago.
"Well... The Staci idol, for starters, can be used on yourself, or another teammate, and that allows you to switch sides to the other team. It can be played between challenges."
Korpse grinned at her find, as she whistled the Evolved theme from Pokemon. She then looked at the camera.
"What? Expecting the Zelda Item Get theme?" Korpse commented out loud. "I like to mix it up a little. But now…"
She then looked up into the sky.
"I should wait until the right moment to play this. Sure, the Populars are good and all, but my status was the only reason I got on there for starters. Still… I made Verna as a friend on the Pops, as thus Drake, to an extent. But I'm a true geeky girl! I even managed to mix goth in with gaming!" Korpse monologued. "And plus… the coolest guy I know is on the Geeks as well. Most everyone ships us two anyways…"
She began to walk back to camp, idol in tow.
"Yeah… I should play it tomorrow. When the time is right." Korpse commented to herself. "Just one more night, Nelson. Then I can really let loose."
In the cabin, Stella was singing a song to Ada, Nicholas, Grace, and Heidi. It appeared to be from a video game, despite Stella not knowing for starters. Once it was finished, the spectators gave Stella a round of applause.
"Wow, that's very good!" Grace said out loud.
"Yeah, you're a true natural!" Ada commented.
"Thanks, guys." replied Stella with a warm smile.
"I'm sure you'll be a chart topper!" said Nicholas, impressed.
Stella chuckled. "Well, I only do this for a hobby, and for special events."
"At least it's better than my singing..." Heidi muttered.
"Really, now?" Grace commented, as she gave the mike over to Heidi. "Let's hear your vocals, man!"
"Um… better not." Heidi replied back. "My singing ability is kinda the same chances as the Detroit Lions, back when they lost every single game, going up against the New York Patriots."
"Come on… I'm sure you've got a good voice, Heidi." Nicholas commented back.
Heidi gulped. "Okay… As long as we choose a song that deserves to be ruined."
"Will..." Shuddered Ada. "Justin Bieber's Baby do?"
"Excellent choice!" replied Grace, as she grinned at Heidi. "Always wanted to ruin Bieber?"
Heidi nodded, as the song began, and she started to sing…
Confessional: Total Drama Idol
Grace: Okay… Note to self; never sign Heidi up for Canadian Idol.
Stella: Yeeeeaaahhh, safe to say that Heidi is tone-deaf.
Thunder and Twiggy were gathering up ingredients, as something crossed Twiggy's mind.
"Hey, Thunder?" Twiggy asked. "You mention that your dad made you sign up for football, despite you not wanting to. Why is that?"
Thunder nodded. "Hmm, very well. I can tell you, being I trust you… You see, my dad was always on the sporty side of things, while my mom was the more gentle-one of the house. As you can see, when she wasn't around, she would run kinda a tight ship."
"I see..." Twiggy commented back.
"Things were calm while she was around… Up until I was in the 8th grade." Thunder continued. "I got word that my mom was involved in a very nasty car wreck… There were no survivors of that accident…"
Twiggy was shocked, and saddened. "Oh, my… I'm so very sorry to hear that, Thunder."
"But wait, it gets better… After mom's death, he practically took over the family, and forced me onto the team, despite me not being athletic, at all." Thunder explained. "And thanks to my non-existent skills, I was pretty much the benchwarmer of the team."
"Did you… Ever ask your dad that you wanted to quit the team, if you never enjoyed it?" Twiggy asked out loud.
"What, me quit the football team?" Thunder questioned back. "My dad is HUGE, Twiggy! I even did that once, but that went no-where… FAST."
"Explain..." Twiggy noted.
"He… hit me. When I said I wanted to quit the team, he slapped me. Hard." Thunder replied back.
"WHAT?!" Twiggy yelled out loud in concern. "Can't you do anything about it?"
"Did I mention that he's huge? Not tall like Drake is. He's got the build of that purple-haired guy that small Geek from earlier faced off against." Thunder answered. "Guess I'm doomed to be a part of sports..."
Twiggy put a comforting hand on Thunder's shoulder.
"Thunder, I'm not sure what we'll do, but we'll think of something." Twiggy comforted Thunder.
Thunder smiled back. "Thanks, Twiggy..."
WARNING: Steph does something VERY dark here. If you feel uncomfortable, feel free to skip this scene.
Drake was busy drawing in his sketchbook, as someone approached him.
"Hi, Drakey-poo..."
"Steph..." Drake sighed out loud.
"So… I saw that you were palling around with another girl?" Steph asked out loud. "Gee, you sure do make girl's hearts break..."
Drake sighed. "Look, Xantara only gave me tea… and nothing more."
"Oh, and what does Xantara have that I don't?" Steph replied out loud. "Besides drugs, for all I know."
"Nah, I highly doubt it." Drake commented. "That tea did work wonders, though. My cold's gone."
"...That quick?" Steph asked. "Hmm… in either case, since that Crystal King, or whatever cooled you off… It's time to get hot."
"Hot? What do you mean?" questioned Drake.
"Oh, you know!" Steph answered, as she began to remove her shirt, as…
Drake was alarmed. "W...What are you doing?!"
"Just gonna show you every last inch of myself." Steph answered back, as she removed her shirt.
"Uh..." Drake said, as he started to look around in fear.
"And besides, do you want someone with the largest boobs on this island, other than that Bisexual Bitch on the Geeks… Or do you want a flat-chest like that starry-eyed retard?" Steph questioned back.
Steph was getting very close, with her boobs nearly touching Drake's face. Drake was getting VERY uncomfortable.
"Look, no means no!" Drake shouted out loud. "You're getting a little TOO close for my tastes! Do you even do this to EVERYONE you have a crush on? That's not what good girlfriends do!"
Steph stepped back in shock, as she started to put her shirt back on. "Fine… But you'll find yourself wanting another craving of me. Believe me. I will TRAIN. THE. AUTISM. OUT. OF. YOU."
She then left Drake, as Drake sat there, blinking. Not a moment later, he broke down in tears, crying his eyes out.
Confessional: How is she not... I dunno, FUCKING EJECTED?!
Drake: -Is crying in the confessional-
Steph: HAHAHAHA! I have that retarded f*** in my grasp now…
Giggling Gryphons
Olivia and Cherri were sitting at camp, just doing some thinking.
"It just feels weird, now that Benny's not around..." Cherri commented.
"Yeah… Still, he did say I should protect you, and protect you, I shall!" Olivia replied back. "Now… Anything that isn't pointy? I still have a phobia of needles."
"Oh… right. Your phobia." Cherri commented. "Well… I'm kinda at a loss, here… Acupuncture?"
Olivia gulped. "Err… Does that involve lotsa and lotsa needles?"
"Yep!" Cherri replied back.
"Crud..." Olivia commented.
"Well… I can't pierce your ears or anything; what would your parents think?" Cherri asked. "Plus, you got scared, thinking your bellybutton could get infected."
"...Good point." Olivia muttered. "Still, I wish I had something in which I wouldn't be so afraid of needles..."
Ellis and Marissa were in the woods, talking amongst themselves.
"So, is it true that your fingernails are super-thick and can scar?" Marissa asked out loud.
Ellis nodded, as he removed one of his mittens. They were indeed thick.
"Yeah, I got whats called Dermatrillomainia. It's the leading cause as to why I wear gloves. I scratch myself often when I'm nervous." Ellis explained.
"Wow… I never even knew..." Marissa muttered.
"Yeah, it's why I wear gloves all the time, to prevent me from scratching myself." Ellis commented. "Yeah, I had scars on my arms at one point, in which they faded. You… Won't think any less of me, will you?"
Marissa smiled back. "That'll never come to pass; you're my best friend, Ellis! The coolest Party Member around!"
"Thanks, Marissa..." Ellis commented back.
"Anytime, Ellis." Marissa replied back with a smile.
Nelson was doing some thinking.
"Okay, think!" Nelson said to himself. "How can I win Korpse's heart?"
He then sighed to himself, as he took out his 3DS, and started playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf on it. Upon seeing that his mailbox had some letters in it, he got an idea."
"Hmm..." Nelson muttered, as he looked out at sea. "Yogurt!"
At that moment, a note in a bottle fell next to him, imbedding itself into the sand.
"Thank you very much, Yentoulis!" Nelson said, as he took out the note, reprimanding him of the wrong usage of Yentoulis' name. "Now, to think up the most romantic love letter, yet!"
Confessional: A love story better than Hunger Games…
Nelson: Now… When should I send it…
Olivia: If anything thought me anything… -Holds up wooden dagger- This can help protect Cherri if anything dares happens to her or us. Hey, it worked in Minecraft.
Sting: Does anyone get the feeling that some serious stuff's about to go down soon?
Chris was near the Slingshot of Shame, ready to close out the episode.
"And Benny's blade is sheathed from the contest! But, what will happen next time? Will Cherri survive without her boyfriend? Will Verna live, despite her secret being told to someone? What the hell happened with Drake? Will Nelson's love letter work, and who'll be the next person eliminated from the show? Find out next time, on..."
"Total!"
"Drama!"
"GEEKS VS POPULARS!"
Isle of Rebirth
A figure falling from the sky, landed on the landing cushion with a soft thud.
"Whoa… This isn't the Playa..." Benny commented, as he got himself up.
"No s***, Sherlock." Yentoulis snarked out loud.
"Welcome to the Isle of Rebirth!" Kade announced back. "We're just here, wanting to find some clues for this idol, that allows some of us to come back."
"Yeah, and besides… I'm gonna be the first one to come back, anyway." Lance commented.
Yolei sighed, as he walked over to Benny.
"Sorry you got the boot..." said Yolei, looking at her former teammate.
"Hey, in retrospect, I already won." Benny explained. "Who needs money when you've got a cool girlfriend?"
"Cool… Totes tell me more?" Yolei asked.
VOTES
Benny: Mozart (Doesn't Count)
Cherri: Mozart (Doesn't Count)
Ellis: Benny
Marissa: Mozart (Doesn't Count)
Moana: Benny
Mozart: Benny
Nelson: Mozart (Doesn't Count)
Olivia: Mozart (Doesn't Count)
Ron: Mozart (Doesn't Count)
Sting: Mozart (Doesn't Count)
Xantara: Cherri
Eliminated: Lance, Yolei, Yentoulis, Kade
And with that, Benny is the next boot! I kinda liked Benny, and it was someone that isn't seen in Total Drama before, with his sword gimmick. And even though he may share similarities with Nation's Mustafa, keep in mind that I made Benny before Mustafa even existed. And how he went from super-afraid of bugs to being a fan of is a bit in his character development. And he even got a good girlfriend out of the deal! But this is where his adventure may end…
Special thanks to everyone who suggested bosses to me, and sorry I couldn't get to them all!
NEXT TIME: It's some messages from home! Though some of those messages are anything but sweet…
BaconBaka OUT!