The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the VS. idea isn't mine. It belongs to CragmiteBlaster. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.
Wow, a quick update... You can bet I was looking forward to this for a long time.
Time for the third and final part of the episode!
Someone's gonna cast Magic Missile…
Giggling Gryphons
Back in the cave, Bloodtail looked down at the campers, as he licked his lips.
"You seem like a tasty bunch..." Bloodtail said out loud. "Which one of you should I lunch on, first?"
He then eyed Olivia, to his eyes, looked like a bowl of cereal.
"Hmm… Maybe I'll take on the pig-tailed girl first." Bloodtail mused, refering to Olivia. "She reminds me of breakfast, anyway."
"Well, guess I'm a target." Olivia nodded. "But why cereal?"
"Your tattoos remind me of marshmallows." Bloodtail explained.
"Temporary, brah." Olivia explained.
"Ah, yes… Correct." Bloodtail replied back. "But at least you don't have one of something that begins with 'Sh' and ends with 'rimp' on you..."
Olivia grinned, as she took out an ink pen, and drew what appeared to be a drawing of a shrimp on her arm.
"You mean, something like this?" Olivia asked, pointing to her new 'ink' on her arm.
"GAH!" Bloodtail gasped. "Why a shrimp? I… ended up with a really bad case of the runs thanks to a bad plate of shrimp..."
Olivia gave off a smile. "Wow, that worked… I wonder if I should write down the words Sit On It on my butt?"
Verna grinned, as she loaded a slingshot, which she borrowed from Sting, with a single piece of popcorn shrimp.
"Hey, where you get that stuff?" Mozart asked.
"Twiggy made some the night I got swapped." Verna explained. "I didn't have much time to eat them up until now."
"Well, if he is weaken by shrimp, ball's in your court, Bubba Gump!" Mozart replied back, as he was given the slingshot.
"Actually it's in yours." Verna explained. "My vision's gone so blurry, if I try, I may end up missing… Did I give it to the right Mozart?"
"You sure did, brah." Mozart nodded.
Meanwhile, Olivia snuck to the back of Bloodtail.
"Okay, just remain still..." Olivia commented, as she took out some tweezers, and a tiny jar. She then plucked off one of the scales of Bloodtail. "Gotchya! Scale GET!"
"Ow!" Bloodtail screamed in pain. "That hurt, you shrimp-snackin' dick!"
"Yeesh, it was all just one scale..." Olivia commented back.
"Luncheon Munchi! ENGULP!" Mozart yelled out, as he shot a popcorn shrimp into Bloodtail's mouth.
"Auuugghh… YUCK!" Bloodtail coughed out loud. "What was the deal?!"
"Well, the main fact that YOU just swapped some pretty little info for the penny, buddy!" Moana shouted out loud, as everyone looked at her funny. "What, you guys ever saw Deal or No Deal, before?"
"Wait, stop! I give! Uncle! UNCLE!" Bloodtail yelled out loud in fear. "I give up! Please, let me off scot-free!"
"Err..." Marissa did some thinking.
"For example, I can give you the elimination list for some fanfic labeled as LetterStarz. People would want to learn this info so they don't root for the wrong person. So, how about it?" Bloodtail suggested.
Marissa did some thinking, before…
"Nah, I rather read it when it happens." Marissa denied Bloodtail's offer.
"Okay, fanfiction's out." Bloodtail commented. "How about this? A sneak peek at some British person's new cast member? He seems awfully cool and bad, to boot! So, how about it? Care to take a peek at this guy?"
Olivia did some thinking, before…
"Question, does this person look like a bad enough dude?" Olivia asked.
"Err, he doesn't have a nose ring?" Bloodtail answered, seemingly shrugging.
"Naahh… I'll pass." Olivia replied back.
"Okay, then..." Bloodtail mused, looking very desperate now. "How about… taking a whiff of my fart? People pay good money to smell a dragon fart. So… How about it? Farts for my life?"
"Okay, now you're just being silly..." Sting shook his head.
"Wow, talk about some untrustworthy folks… And I thought you were the more friendlier of the teams. I better slink away now..." Bloodtail said, as he stepped back.
The battle looked like it was over…
"Err… Did we just break the fourth wall?" Ellis asked out loud.
"Or outright shatter it, altogether?" Marissa questioned back.
At that point, Bloodtail came lunging forward, swallowing a handful of the Geeks whole. Someone dodged that blow, and looked seemingly pissed.
"What the… What the fuck was that for?!" Olivia shouted out loud, being one of the lucky few to not be lunched on.
"Ahhh… Nice..." Bloodtail smiled to himself. "What a tasty meal..."
The Metalhead looked around, to see that Moana also survived being Bloodtail's lunch. She backflipped over to her, as she was getting up.
"Yikes, what the heck?" Moana asked out loud.
"Beats me… But we gotta deal with this thing." Olivia commented. "He more or less ate our target of our affections. And we shall not let that stand!"
"You… Like Sting?" Moana asked.
"Let's fight him now; we can oggle him later!" Olivia answered back.
"Okay, so… I think a distraction is in order." Moana mused. "I think I can distract him long enough, while you shoot something at his neck."
"Sounds like a game-winning plan to me!" Olivia commented back.
"Well, here I go!" Moana shouted out loud, as she readied her wand. "Drencious Downpourious! ENSOAK!"
At that moment, a raincloud developed above Bloodtail. He seemed annoyed at the sudden rainstorm in the cave.
"My turn!" Olivia shouted out with glee. "Darkous Icious! GLACIATE!"
At that moment, a black-tinted icicle went blasting at Bloodtail's neck, piercing it.
"Ugh, why? I had so much more… Even lunching on some Cruise..." Bloodtail spat out, as his body crashed onto the ground, as he closed his eyes. He was defeated.
"Right on!" Moana yelled, giving a high-five to Olivia.
"Same to you, bud!" Olivia replied back, returning the high-five.
At that moment, the mouth opened, and the gobbled up campers walked out, looking confused.
"Okay… Wanna explain how?" Ellis asked.
"Beats me..." Marissa answered back.
Verna was holding onto a visibly shaken Mozart, who looked very frightened.
"Yeah, we should split." Verna suggested. "Poor Mozart here just had his own Bite of 87."
"Anima… Anima..." Mozart muttered out loud.
"But first, let's see what this treasure is!" Marissa said, as a treasure chest fell from the ceiling. "...Wow, talk about convenient."
Confessional: Talk about a bloody battle…
Marissa: To be fair… It wasn't what I've expected…
Powerhungry Polar Bears
Stella gave Bloodtail a dark glare, as she fired off a damaging spell, defeating the dragon.
"Whoa… Never thought you had it in you!" Nick exclaimed.
"Well, he made Drake upset… So I thought I would take care of it for him." Stella explained.
"In either case, it's time for a treasure!" Ada said out loud, as the treasure chest fell from the ceiling. "And that's our call! Grabby-hands!"
She opened the treasure, as everyone surrounded it.
"So… What is it? Lots of jewels? Gold?" Steph asked, looking hopeful.
"Actually…" Ada answered. "It's some sort of spa certificate."
"Well, then. Let's boogie back to where Chris is!" Nick replied back, as they started to make their way back to the starting point of the challenge.
Confessional: Yeah, due to that there's no Escape Rope spell…
Steph: I could care even less. That spider most likely got to that tranny and that goth by now. Ahh, to be me…
Korpse and Nelson
The goth girl and the spider was having a staredown.
"Okay, I'm not sure where you came from, but you've gotta lay off my friend." Korpse said in a firm tone of voice.
The spider chattered back, looking rather pissed about missing its meal. It soon lept at the goth girl.
"Oh, nope! My game's not over today!" Korpse announced out loud, dodging the spider. "I'm taking you down, today!"
The spider turned around, and jumped at the goth again, meeting with the same result, while Nelson was watching the whole thing.
"Korpse… Came for me… But why? I was looking for something for her..." Nelson muttered, looking semi-concious, as he closed his eyes…
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"...Bro?"
Nelson looked up to see what appeared to be Tomomi, leaning down with a gentle smile.
"Come on, Nel! This isn't the brother I grew to love!" Tomomi said out loud with a smile. "I know you love Korpse, and I think she would be the perfect girlfriend for you."
"But… What CAN I do?" Nelson asked. "My foot's all sprained, and I'm exhausted."
"Look, just think about the environment you're in..." Tomomi suggested.
Nelson looked down at the ground… There was a tree branch laying there, with a rather sharpened end.
"Think that tree branch would be of any use?" Nelson asked.
"Only one way to find out… Good luck, bro!" Tomomi cheered, as she faded away.
Nelson blinked for a moment.
"Was that..." Nelson asked, as he shook his head. "I must be really outta it."
He crawled over to the tree branch, and grabbed it up, as Korpse slid next to Nelson.
"Whew, this guy's a toughie..." Korpse stated. "What you got there?"
"Hmm… Maybe if you impale that spider with this thing?" Nelson suggested.
Korpse did some thinking, and pulled out the wand that was gonna be used for the challenge.
"You may have given me an idea..." Korpse commented with a smile.
Grabbing the tree branch, she ran at the spider.
"Okay, can you sense THIS coming?" Korpse announced, as she lept into the air, and tossed the tree branch onto the spider's body, impaling it's body with it.
The spider roared in pain, as Korpse wasn't done yet. She then took out the wand, and a piece of string, and tied the wand to the tree branch.
"Um, what did you even do?" Nelson asked out loud.
"Simple; made a makeshift lightning rod." Korpse explained, as she picked up Nelson. "Now, it's time for us to make like Splinter Cell and split!"
The goth made a break for it, all while the spider could only watch. At that moment, a bolt of lightning came crashing down onto the lightning rod, effectively killing off the spider in the process.
Now far away from the now dead spider, they stopped, as Korpse looked at Nelson.
"Nelson?" Korpse asked out loud.
"Yeah, Korpse?" Nelson replied back.
"I'm so very sorry!" Korpse cried out. "I should have listened to you from the start! And look where it's landed you! You're muddy, you hurt your ankle, and you thought I was mad at you all day!"
"It's fine, Korpse." Nelson smiled back. "I'm just glad someone found me when they did..."
He then let out a disappointed sigh.
"I still couldn't find that flower for you..." Nelson explained.
"Nel, I… have to tell you the truth." Korpse replied back. "There IS no Palmer's Penstemon. It doesn't even exist."
Nelson went wide-eyed at that moment.
"Wait, Steph told me about the… flower…" Nelson commented, as he realized something. "You mean, she did all of that… Just to get rid of me?"
"It seems like it." Korpse answered. "I would also bet that she sent that spider after you, as well."
"Why that rotten..." Nelson muttered.
"Look, let's get back to our teams." Korpse commented. "From there, we can figure out what to do."
"Okay." Nelson replied back, before looking at Korpse again. "Hey, Korpse? If you don't mind… You wanna meet up at the beach, after sunset?"
"I don't see why, but sure..." Korpse nodded, as she gave a quick kiss on the cheek of her best friend.
"Thanks, Korpse." Nelson commented with a blush. "For everything."
Korpse couldn't help but blush back, as she put Nelson's hat back on his head.
Back with the teams, they were both running, spa certificates in hand, as they were inching closer to Chris.
"And we're just about to witness who's gonna win against this challenge! Our winner's coming up the hill..." Chris announced, as someone was running up to the host…
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"...Here's your treasure, McLean."
"It's been one hell of a challenge, and it can be safe to say that, the winners of this challenge are… The Populars! Nice work with the footwork, Drake!"
"Well, huh." Drake mused, as the rest of the teams followed.
"Aww, we lost?" Marissa asked. "Oh, well… At least we kicked butt today. That's all that matters."
"Very nicely done!" Heidi shouted out loud. "Sorry I couldn't join in, what with my fear of underground and all..."
"And your rewards? Those swimming coupons or whatever." Chris explained. "There's also one more thing I need to note; this is your last Reward Challenge. From here on out until the Merge, it's Elimination from here on out. McLean out!"
Chris made his leave, as just like magic, Korpse came walking up to the teams, carrying Nelson.
"Okay, I gotta ask… What were you two doing all day?" Heidi asked out loud, before smirking. "Did you slag off so you two could make out?"
"Heidi, be nice!" Grace scolded.
"Eh, we'll be okay, Heidi." Nelson commented, as he started to limp back to his team.
However, Stella was a bit concerned about Nelson, limping.
"Nelson!" Stella said out loud. "What happened out there?"
"I… kinda sprained my ankle." Nelson answered back.
"Nelson, I'm not sure what happened, but I recommend resting your ankle." Stella suggested. "Drake can carry you back to your camp."
"Will do, Stella." Drake replied back with a smile, as he lifted up Nelson, as the Geeks made their way back to their camp. However, one of the Populars wasn't too happy...
Confessional: Happy Ending?
Steph: That gothic bitch had to fucking ruin everything! Again! That tears it… She is going down…
When the Geeks got back to their camp, though…
"Oh, God!" Mozart said out loud, as he ran to where Fang was at, still guarding GENKI's body.
"What's going on?" Ellis asked.
"It's GENKI! The top of her is charred..." Mozart answered. "I think she got struck by lightning during the challenge… She's also not responding, as well..."
"Can… you fix her?" Drake asked out loud, as Xantara wheeled the Altered Trauma Chair for Nelson, as he laid him down on it.
"It'll take a few hours, but I can try." Mozart nodded back. "This isn't gonna be an easy job, dudes."
"If you need my help, I'm happy to offer my services." Verna said out loud.
Powerhungry Polar Bears
Drake and Stella were inside the cabin, watching a cartoon.
"I wonder why they're stacked together." Stella mused.
"Beats me." Drake replied back. "But I've really gotten into this show."
"Yeah, who knew that a show about three bears could be really enjoyable?" Stella commented.
"I always give every cartoon a chance." Drake replied back. "Well, except for Nickelodeon. But, I may be willing to give The Loud Family a chance."
"Sounds fair." Stella nodded. "So, what do you wanna watch next?"
"How about some Star vs. The Forces Of Evil?" Drake asked. "I more or less also adore that show."
"You adore ANY cartoon, Drake!" Stella giggled back, as Drake blushed.
With Ada and Nick, they were sitting outside, talking about various stuff.
"Nick? I think it's time that I expose you to the far more heavier stuff." Ada explained. "Me and Kade wouldn't do this while you were still a newb, but now… It's time."
She put her earbuds on Nick's ears, and selected a song.
"How about some Spag Heddy?" Ada suggested.
"Okay." Nick nodded back, as the music started. Interestingly enough, he wasn't brought to the ground by the song. "This sounds very awesome, Ada!"
"Awesome!" Ada pumped her fist in victory. "I guess we changed you, man! From a presidental dude to someone who's a HUGE fan of dubstep!"
"Yeah, you did." Nick nodded back. "Besides, politics are kinda boring and kinda mean, anyway."
"And any deserving graduate of the Ada School of DJing deserves something." Ada explained.
"What do you mean by-" Nick asked, as he was suddenly kissed on the cheek by Ada. He instantly blushed.
"So… What else do you wanna do?" Ada asked.
"I dunno..." Nick replied back. "Scratch some records?"
Ada grinned. "That's what I do best."
Grace was currently comforting Heidi, who was still a bit spooked.
"Man, why did the challenge have to have a cave?!" Heidi ranted. "Man, this is one complete one stroke penalty to Chris!"
"I'm sure that Chris didn't mean for that to happen." Grace replied back. "These things just happen."
Heidi looked at Grace, square in the eye.
"Grace, promise me…" Heidi said out loud. "Never go into any caves, okay? I can't bear to lose you… I can't bear to lose anyone again..."
"I promise." Grace replied, as she raised her hand.
"Good." Heidi commented. "Now with that outta the way… What now?"
"I dunno. Fruit gathering?" Grace asked out loud.
With Thunder and Twiggy, the two were gathering more supplies.
"So, Korpse said she had to go somewhere." Twiggy commented. "As thus Steph. She said she needed to be alone."
"I dunno why." Thunder shrugged.
"Still, I could have felt some anger coming from Steph as she left." Twiggy explained. "What crawled in her food bowl?"
"Beats me..." Thunder replied back, as he continued to watch Twiggy, blushing along the way.
Confessional: All in all, a good ending for today!
Thunder: What else can I say about Twiggy?
Nick: Thanks to Ada, I'm ready to spread the Wub… Everywhere!
Steph: FUCKING KORPSE WILL FUCKING PAY!
Stella: To be fair, I kinda liked Star vs The Forces Of Evil. She's just so awesome! And I more or less enjoyed that song about unicorns that was on the show. -Smiles- Not as much as Drake, though.
Drake: -Is singing- Space Unicorn, soaring through the stars, delivering the rainbows, all around the world…
Giggling Gryphons
Cherri was doing some research on some beetles that Olivia managed to capture, while the metalhead was listening to some songs on her iPod.
"Hm, interesting..." Cherri commented to herself, as she was taking some notes. "It looks like they're fighting over dominance over some orange slice."
"Wonder when we should tell them it's just an orange slice of candy?" Olivia asked out loud.
"I'm not that sure." Cherri commented. "But this would be a good time to do some research to see if bugs really like the taste of candy?"
"Yeah, good call." Olivia replied back, as the two kept watching the bugs fight. "So… Wanna provide some commentary?"
"Sure." Cherri nodded.
"Okay." Olivia commented. "And Brute the Bruiser lands a haymaker on Goliath the Beetle! But, what's this?"
Cherri couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Moana and Sting were walking around, just talking about various stuff.
"So that's why Idana went emo… Poor gal." Moana commented. "That must have been some pretty bitter divorce..."
"And yet, her dad NEVER comes to visit. At all." Sting explained. "Man, my mom would love to get her hands on that deadbeat…"
"Wow, your friend's parents must be super-tight if your friends are." Moana commented back. "Well, with that jerk being the only exception."
"And Quillon? Poor guy lost his girlfriend." Sting explained. "We never met her, he just said that he was going out with someone, and… Then he came back, in tears."
"Ouch… You all have reasons for being all emo." Moana commented. "Well, you're an exception; you're more or less wanting to not lose your friends."
"Yeah." Sting replied back. "But I'm sure that we can cheer them back up, again."
"You and me, both." Moana commented, as she grabbed Sting's hand, the both of them blushing heavily.
Ellis and Marissa, who was back in her normal clothes, were in their cabin, playing Skyrim.
"So… I kinda-sorta… Installed some mods." Marissa announced, as she giggled.
"What do you mean?" Ellis asked.
"You'll find out..." Marissa answered, as she giggled to herself.
Ellis went through the intro cutscenes, as he got to where his character was gonna get executed. However, that never came to be, as…
"OOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!"
"What the..." Ellis asked himself, seemingly confused.
"It's only the Macho Man mod." Marissa sheepishly giggled back.
"I can see that." Ellis commented.
"Hey, it's only aesthetic stuff I've installed, bud!" Marissa said, smiling.
"What else did you… install?" Ellis asked, as there were some screams coming from the game… coming from Chris.
"Like I said, aesthetic stuff." Marissa explained.
"Good call, Marissa." Ellis replied back, as he was kissed on the cheek by Marissa.
"We may have lost today, but I feel you deserve this, either way." Marissa smiled at her friend.
Ellis could only blush from the kiss he received.
Mozart and Verna were working on getting GENKI repaired, as the former was typing on his laptop.
"Well, what's the damage?" Verna asked.
"Well, dudette? I've got good news, and bad news. The good news? The interior of GENKI went by, undamaged." Mozart answered.
"So, what's the bad news?" Verna questioned.
"Well… The central memory's more or less wiped. I can boot her up, but..." Mozart explained. "She may not be the same again..."
"I'm sure you did your best." Verna nodded.
"Well… Here we go..." Mozart commented, as he pressed the power button.
At that moment, GENKI started to power up, as her eyes shot open, and a grin developed on her face.
"Ooooohhh! GENKI is alive and feelin' well!" GENKI said out loud. "You're my Master, right? And who's the cutie right there?"
Verna stepped back, as she was in slight shock.
"Mozart, you didn't install any Bisexual mods on GENKI, did ya?" Verna asked.
"No, I didn't…" Mozart replied back. "I more or less did a System Reboot on GENKI's programming."
"Hmm… She more or less was built by Yento, correct?" Verna questioned, as one of Yentoulis' bottles landed near the three.
"Ooooh, it's raining bottles! Amen!" GENKI commented out loud.
"Yeeeaahh, we'll have to get used to this new GENKI." Mozart said. "I kinda enjoy her a lot more this way."
"Also..." Verna replied, pulling out a glasses case. "I went into my Delibird and pulled this out. I looked inside and..."
She pulled out a broken pair of glasses.
"I've ran out of contacts." Verna said. "I only wore them due to being Popular, and in a clique and all. Now that I'm more or less booted, I don't really need contacts, anymore. My vision, though?"
"Say no more, babe." Mozart answered, accepting the glasses. "I shall fix them up for ya."
"Thanks, Mozart." Verna smiled back, as they were about to be bombarded by several bottles. "And get that Dictionary away from GENKI."
"Aww, I was about to reach Yakiosarus!" GENKI pouted.
Confessional: Yeeaahh…
Mozart: This'll take some getting used to…
GENKI: So much for raining bottles from the sky… Sadface.
Verna: All in all, it was a nice day.
Ellis: Maybe someday, I shall kiss Marissa for reals.
Nelson, with his foot wrapped up in a bandage, was walking towards the beach, all with some words to let out.
"Okay, you can do this..." Nelson said to himself. "There's no letter to worry about, this time… No way to make her mad… This is one day I rather not repeat."
He soon made it to the beach, to where someone walked out of the shadows.
"Hi, Nelson..." Korpse said out loud. "I've… Got something for you… Close your eyes..."
Nelson did so, as Korpse slipped something around Nelson's wrists…
"They're friendship bracelets." Korpse explained. "You've really proved that you were a true friend, buddy. You're the Isabelle to the Mayor. The Cortana to Master Chief..."
"Yeah…" Nelson mused. "I am..."
"But I also have something else for you." Korpse said out loud. "Right from the word go, I've always thought you were the kindest person I've ever met. We're both gamers, and yet, we're sweet as well. I never thought I would find someone like you."
Nelson smiled back. "From when I first met you, I've really adored your charm. You may be from the family of millionaires, but I don't care about any of that; I care about you. It's why I risked my life for you today. I… never thought I would fall in love with a goth girl… Guess love knows no bounds, huh?"
The two got close together, and wrapped their arms around each other. Their faces got closer, and their lips pressed against each other's lips. It was their first kiss, in which it lasted a few moments. Once they separated…
"So, guess we're official, now?" Korpse asked.
"You bet, Korpse." Nelson answered with a smile.
"You… Wanna watch the moon rise before we get back to our teams?" Korpse asked.
"You bet." Nelson nodded, as the two sat down on the beach, with their hands touching each other. It may have been a hectic day for the two, but it was all worth it.
Far away from the two, was Xantara, who was watching the entire scene unfold.
"My Nel's all grown up..." Xantara smiled at the two.
At a hospital, Tomomi was watching the two kissed, as a grin developed on her face.
"WOOO-HOOO!" Tomomi cheered out loud, as a nurse came running in.
"Ms. Sakaki! You alright?" A nurse asked.
"Nah, everything's fine." Tomomi answered back. "Just learned that a good friend had his happy ending."
Back on the island, Chris was giving the outro.
"And so, Nelson and Korpse have hooked up, and all is well… For now. But some questions remain! Will the two's relationship remain strong, despite being on other teams? What madness does Steph have in store? How is everyone gonna react to the new GENKI? And with the reward challenges a thing of the past, who shall be voted off next? Stay tuned and find out, next time, on..."
"Total Drama!"
"Geeks!"
"VS."
"Populars!"
And there we have it! This episode is DONE! Right from the start, I wanted Nelson to end up winning Korpse. It may have been anti-climatic to hook up the two gamers, but in the end, it's all worth it. Plus, with a title named Geeks VS. Populars, there was bound to be at least one Geek/Popular pairing.
NEXT TIME: Not that sure.
BaconBaka OUT!