Recorder starts.
"Hello there, it's Toph, earthbender extraordinaire. We've been reading genderbender stories these past few days and I have to say, I like me as a macho tough guy."
Recorder turns off.
(Toph runs back to the recorder)
Recorder starts again.
"Just a little warning for ya'll. I think Sokka's gonna start a war (not a real war, but still a war) against Zuko. You know? With that whole you-have-more-stories-than-me thing? I don't get what the huge deal it."
Recorder turns off again.