Dear Sokkla shippers,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Azula is probably the worst person you could ship me with. That lighting-happy princess would rather fry me with her magical lighting powers than date me! Don't get the wrong idea, I'm not scared or anything because after all I'm the bravest, smartest and funniest guy on Team Avatar. I can definitely hold her off with my trusty boomerang. Actually, I'm kinda flattered that you guys think that I'm strong enough to handle the most craziest person in the whole universe.
On to the actual fanfiction that I read, it's about me and Azula going on a blind date. As if that's ever gonna go well in real life . . .
-Sokka the Courageous
Dear Peasants,
Who's Sokka? Is it the Water Tribe barbarian with the hair loopies?
-Azula
Credit to axel100