Dear Diary:
SO GUESS WHAT. WE GOT BACK THE FIRST OF THE RSVPs… AND SOREN ISN'T COMING.
At first I thought, okay, that's fine, I will live. But then this morning my mother gave me THE TALK. You know, the SEX TALK, ABOUT SEX. MY MOTHER GAVE ME THE TALK ABOUT SEX TODAY, DIARY. AND IT GETS WORSE, DIARY. IT GETS FAR WORSE.
BECAUSE IT WASN'T HYPOTHETICAL, DIARY, OH NO. IT WAS NOT "PENIS GOES INTO VAGINA," DIARY.
SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HER SEX WITH ASHNARD.
DIARY, DIARY, SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HER SEX WITH ASHNARD.
SHE IGNORED MY TEARS AND NOW I KNOW TOO MUCH.
SOREN MUST ACCEPT HIS BIRTHRIGHT.
BLOOD IS NOT A LUBRICANT AND I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
MY SOUL MAY NEVER RECOVER.
KILL ME
- No love, Pelleas