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This contains swearing and mature themes... if your not into that please turn back now!

"Hey Lucy...I'm starving, what are you going to cook for lunch?" Natsu yells startling Lucy. 'What are you doing here...GET OUT!' Lucy yells slamming the journal shut. Trying desperately not to look guilty.

" What's up with you? " Grumbles Natsu as he gets right up in Lucy's face. " She is in Love with you!" Happy giggles as he flies around in circles. ' SHUT-UP you stupid cat!' Lucy yells as her face turns crimson.
Natsu grins fades away as he spots the book Lucy is hugging to her chest. " Luuucy loves Gray too!" Happy says smugly. ' I'll give you a lucy kick from hell... dumb fish brain.' Lucy growls trying to swat Happy.

She has Gray's journal...does she like that ice prick? Natsu felt a stab of anger at the thought of that nudist putting the moves on his Lucy. ' Go away...I'm busy.' Lucy snaps leaning away from Natsu. He backs away, looking pissed off. Lucy watches as his face becomes downright hostile as he continues to stare at the book in Lucy's arms.

" Fine...lets go Happy." Natsu says coldly. " Aye Sir...Lucy is a grumpy butt. " Happy says giving Lucy a dirty look as they leave. Lucy sighs and opens the journal again. What the hell has gotten into Natsu... its not like I could've shown him. I should have shown him but he probably would be confused... With my luck, I would be giving him a sex ed lesson...it could be fun...WAIT...where the HELL did that thought come from? " I'm such a pervert" Lucy groans...

The only person who could save my ass was Juvia...Life is a bitch sometimes.

Thanks to being on the same team as Natsu, I knew that a dragonslayers has a much harder time tracking someone down in a crowd. I sprinted into the market. I could hear people yelling things like "Pervert"... " Look away child" and " crazy fairy tail wizard" ... I shoved my way through the crowd ignoring everyone, running to the guild was useless because that was the first place he would look...

I was heading to the last place he wouldn't dare search... Fairy Hills. Bad enough that Erza was the boss of the all female dorm. My flesh crawled at the thought of what the other girls would do to me if I was caught sneaking around naked. Thank mavis that Lucy doesn't live here she would sic that pysco Virgo on me... she was into punishment hardcore. I really didn't want to find out what that was...

Desperate times called for even more desperate measures. I needed Juvia's help...I just hoped she was home if not well... Oh crap I forgot Wendy lives here too. Her sense of smell was just as good as Natsu's. If I put Juvia's clothes on... I would smell like her. Right? Hopefully Carla would be fooled... that cat would rat me out in a heartbeat just for laughs.

Getting in was ridiculously easy, I snuck up the stairs. The place was a quiet as a church. I reached the second floor with no problems. Scratch that... I can't remember if its room 24 or 28. Damn it...why didn't I pay closer attention when Juvia tried to talk me into sneaking into her room last week. Happy started giving me crap about being naughty with her and I freaked out. I felt like shit for telling Juvia that it would be a cold day in hell before that happened.

Looks like I was going to have to grovel and maybe go on a date or two. Why of all times did I have to be a dick to Juvia? She is buddy-buddy with Gajeel... if she still mad at me, this was going to be a disaster. I just need to calm down... maybe kiss her senseless, yeah that would work.
I closed my eyes... she said 24 twice I think. Wait...she said her room was close to Erza's... Oh Shit Shit SHIT! Do not knock on door 26 I tell myself as I raise my hand to knock on 24...

Before I could knock, I heard voices at the bottom of the stairs..." Gajeel you can't be in here...Erza will flip." Levy said nerviously. " He is upstairs...I can smell him!" Roared Gajeel as boots thundered up the stairs.
I tried shove number 24's door open it felt like something was blocking the door.

I rammed it with my shoulder and it flew open I jumped inside slamming it closed. Leaning up against the door, I looked around wildly for a means of escape...

To my shock Erza was sprawled half-way onto a desk, rubbing the back of her head. I could see a a man on his knees with his head hidden by her skirt. I could hear groaning sounds coming from the guy. I froze as the guy shoved her skirt off of his head. My jaw hit the ground as Jellal twisted around to look at me...

I want to thank everyone for reading this! I hope this brought a smile to your face. I know this one is a bit shorter this time... I didn't want to get into the whole Jellal/Erza thing just yet. I hope to add at least one more chapter... but who knows what will happen! Any comments or suggestions welcome! Thank you!
P.S The unicorn thing has been stuck in my head ever since my bf suggested it... its all joker's fault LOL!