Sorry...this took me a lot longer than I thought it would!
WARNING: Contains swearing, adult themes (lemony~goodness) swearing, yaoi implied!
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I didn't put any Nalu moments in ... coming next chapter I promise!
ENJOY! P.S I have to redo some of the second chapter...but it will be later sorry!
Erza let out a squeal, grabbing Jellal shoving him face-first into her crotch. I watched as he thrashed around, making the wierdest sounds. Honestly I didn't envy him having to get to third base while Erza wore her armor... on second thought...it is pretty damn sexy armor. Lucky bastard..."What are you doing in here." Erza hissed looking guilty as hell.
My thoughts scattered as Jellal flailed around grabbing the laces on the front of her corset. They unraveled halfway as Erza stuggled to pry the laces from his fingers. Her breasts almost spilled out as he twists free long enough to shout " cactus!" before she slammed her fist down on top of his head. " I didn't give you permission to touch my breasts." Erza snaps shoving his head back down.
It was one of the hottest things I have even seen... I was uncomfortably hard, hoping the monster wouldn't look down. She would probably tie me to something and beat me with Lucy's whip. That thought only made things worst as my "lance" got even bigger. " Owww...cactus...CACTUS!" Jellal yelled trying to escape from Erza's death grip. I took advantage of her distraction to think of the most asexual things possible:
Pinapples... jeez why does that make me horny? Frustrated, I closed my eyes and tried harder...
Clowns... sweat pants...dead fish eyes...Elf-man wearing a banana hammock...castration. I left out a sigh of relief, I was limp at last. I never thought I would be happy about THAT!
"I'm in the middle of an interrogation here." Erza's voice snapping me out of my daze like a bucket of scalding water. I could hear the babel of excited voices getting closer to the door. " Answer ME!" Erza yells, her face the same color as her tiny scarlet corset. 'I...uuhhh...er..help..' I sputtered weakly as she summons a massive sword out of thin air.
Before I can beg for mercy, something hits the door, it slams into the back of my head. I pitch forward landing on Jellal, with an ominous snapping noise the back legs of the desk collapses under our combined weight. I lay there gasping for breath as the door slams agaist the wall. My head was throbbing, I wait for Gajeel to finish me off without mercy but to my suprise nothing happens. " Even Jellal is my rival!" Juvia shrieks shattering the silence. My eyes pop open...I'm laying on top of Jallel, as he is bent over the desk. My hips are pressed against his ass. " Poptart" Moans Jellal as Erza's toes tickle my nose.
Horrified, I stuggle to push my self upright. " That is a man under Gray!" Someone yells out. " Free yaoi! " An excited female voice calls out. The room spins as I stagger to the side. I only make it a couple of steps before my legs buckle. As I topple sideways. I can smell the ocean as someone grabs me and gently lowers me to the floor. " My vison clears as I gaze into her flushed face, her eyes appearing almost black. " Gray...I...want you so bad" Juvia whispers breathlessly as she caresses my face.
Embarrassed ,I turn my head away and see Cana smirking at me. " Guy on guy while the girl gets the benifts. Cana muses looking at me like a science experiment. I lay in Juvia's arms wishing I could just disappear... This was going to be all over the guild by tomorrow...Erza was going to rip me to shreds starting with my dick and go back to banging Jellal like nothing happened.
I looked over at the door, willing the iron dragon slayer to end this before Erza recovered. Gajeel was standing there with his mouth hanging open. " Um..Gajeel...we got to go now!" Levy says, holding her nose with one hand and dragging Gajeel towards the door with the other. " Panty raid...hahaha!" Yells Natsu as several pairs of skimpy underwear fall to the floor as he almost colides with Gajeel as he runs past. " Aye Sir!" Happy chirps flying past wearing a lacy bra on his head...
Well... as it turns out Makarov showed up just as Erza was about to chop me to pieces... he ordered everyone to go sit in the lobby. Juvia loaned me a bathrobe to wear, we walked downstairs holding hands. "Where is Gajeel and Levy...I told them to wait here." Makarov frowns looking around. The sound of something hitting the wall repeatedly, followed by Levy screaming Gajeel's name. " They are having sex..in the kitchen!" Cana gasps covering her face as she burst out laughing. " You can do that?" Juvia asks looking excited. I roll my eyes as the thumping increased.
"Jellal...you must return to prison." Makarov says sternly folding his arms over his chest. " I haven't finished...my interrogation yet." Erza wails jumping to her feet. " So that what you kids are calling it now days." Cana snorts. Gajeel lets out a roar that makes everyone jump. " Butt out Cana!" Erza yells requiping into her purgatory armor. Jellal grabs her arm pulling her into his arms, kissing her deeply. " Get a room.." I snort. They fall onto the couch with Erza straddling Jellal as they continue to make-out in front of everyone.
Another roar rattles the windows, Juvia huddles closer to me. I slip an arm around her shoulders. " Gajeel?" Makarov asks warily. " Nope that was Levy...now you know why she moved after they got together." Sighs Cana looking bored. " So Gray...tell us what happened." Makarov asks as he ignores the moaning coming from Erza and Jellal. I tell him everything...I begged for Erza's and Jellal's forgivness but I don't think they heard a word I said or even cared... When Gajeel and Levy finally came out of the kitchen, Gajeel's pants was ripped to shreds and Levy's shirt was on backwards. Erza and Jellal ran past them...I looked away as clothes and armor went flying.
Everyone sighed at the sound of dishes breaking, Makarov just shakes his head. I expained everything to them and apologized. I think Levy believed me but Gajeel didn't look very convinced. He insisted on having a private chat... between the thumping and Jellal screaming Erza's name, he told me some interesting facts about dragonslayers and sex. Needless to say if Natsu ever finds a girl, I should probably move in with Juvia...for my own protection. We rejoined the group to hear Makarov's decision...
" I have the perfect punishment in mind to keep you from perv-..er... peeping again." Makarov says with a sadistic gleam in his eyes. Juvia bursts into tears, begging for him to spare me. I hugged Juvia and stood up. " I will accept your punishment." I said firmly not wanting to disturb Erza for all Jewel in the kingdom. " OH MY GOD!" Erza screams. " Thats a bit formal...call me Jellal!" Jellal shouts as the sound of pots and pans hit the floor...
Two days later...I wondered if letting Erza beat me up would've been better. I must have cleaned every toilet in the guild, on top of that Makarov gave me the sex talk... Jeez... I thought it couldn't get any worse until he pulled out a roll of condoms. He forced me to practice using them...its harder to get a condom on a banana than I thought...
Meanwhile, Levy has been Juvia some lessons... I have a bad feeling about that personally. The next day... they ditched me and Gajeel to go shopping. Levy swore that I would thank her later...
Thats why I'm blindfolded and naked... in my own house. Juvia is into spanking...so if I disobey... well... I aim to misbehave...
TO BE CONTINUED
I'm working really hard to finish the next one...its 1:15 am...I should be sleeping but sometimes I just have to
finish what I started LOL!