The Prince's Diaries

by Moczo

Sequel to "Diary of a Wimpy Kid." Pelleas' take on events post-game, from planning a royal wedding, to repairing a relationship between an overbearing mother and her emotionally distant son, to discovering that on Tellius the word "senator" is a synonym for "evil." Contains Pelleas/Micaiah and Ike/Soren.

16. Chapter 16

Dear Diary:

Current: Micaiah Altina Begnion-Daein. Possible: Micaiah Altina Begnion-Daein (same). Micaiah Altina Daein (mine?) Micaiah Altina Begnion-Daein-Daein (both?).

Current: Pelleas Rajaion Daein. Possible: Pelleas Rajaion Daein (same). Pelleas Rajaion Begnion-Daein (hers?)? Pelleas Rajaion Daein-Begnion-Daein (both?)?

Mr. and Mrs. Pelleas and Micaiah Daein-Begnion-Daein. Technically King and Queen Pelleas and Micaiah Daein-Begnion-Daein.

I can't lie to you, Diary, I kind of like Pelleas Rajaion Daein-Begnion-Daein . It makes me smile. But then I would have to sign it on everything and wow, that would take a long time. Maybe I could make a stamp or something.

(Micaiah says she will stay as Begnion-Daein and I will stay as Daein, because she is from both and I am Daein. She can be no fun.)

Love, Ex-King Future King Pelleas Rajaion Daein-Begnion-Daein, Thirteenth and Fifteenth* King of Daein, First of His Name Twice, the Pauper Prince, the Orphan King, Blood Oath Maker, the Signer of Pacts, Slayer of the Goddess, the False, Would-Be Martyr, the Dark Wizard King.

* Micaiah is technically the fourteenth King of Daein as well as the first Queen of Daein. It doesn't have to make sense.