I'm sorry this took so long but I did more than one chapter...I just need to finish final edits!

Thanks to everyone for the reviews and pm's , they saved my sanity during last month that that my schedule was so demanding that I really didn't have time to update before now.

This lemon is intended for 18+ ...this contains adult humor, themes and this chapter gets really raunchy so if yuri, yoai or multiple partners upsets you ... Turn back now!

Due to overwhelming requests...I have a smut-filled Gruvia lemon to add to this later on when I get it completely done!

I don't own Fairy tail...Hiro still does. ( Me: Sobs in personal emo corner.)

Lucy scowls as she flips through the remaining pages. Nothing else is written after the last entry. I could write a better sex scene than that…..I have hundreds of the ones I wrote about Natsu.

Grabbing her trusty pen with a devious smile. Time to give Gray a lesson in writing erotica. Pulling out a clean sheet of paper she gets to work.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Two Hours Later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I used every last page….I wish I could see the look on his face after he reads it. He will never look at Juvia with disgust after this! She grins as she stretches her aching fingers.

Standing up, she notices for the first time that all of her clean laundry was scattered across the bed. Several veins popped out on her forehead.

" NATSU DRAGNEEL…..Your DEAD!" Lucy screams as she spots a half-eaten chicken leg on her favorite shirt. Picking it up as she threw it into the trash with more force than strictly necessary.

Why is it always the damn window with him? One of these day's I'm going to nail the fricking thing shut!

She refolded her shirts as she ranted about red camels, bottles , bubblegum and several suggestions on what to do with said items. Two are which are illegal in three kingdoms as well as Fiore.

Suddenly a fierce pounding started on her door . Lucy whipped out a key and pointed it at the door. " Open...Gate of the Lion….LEO!" The door shuddered under the blows as the lock gave a tortured screech as it gave way just as Loke appears.

The door shot open as Makarov walked in followed by almost every mage in Fairy Tail.

"Master?!" they both shouted at the same time staring at him confused.

" Fairy Tail has come calling…..we are here for the ORGY!" he shouts as he strips off his clothes.

The room erupted in frenzied cheers as someone turned the radio on as Loke swept Lucy into his arms, spinning her around in circles.

" Your the best...Lucy!" Loke says setting her gently down before joining several mages dancing to the upbeat rhythm that pulsed through the room.

Lucy was speechless as Mirajane was kissing Erza passionately in front of Jellal. Looking around , she spotted Gray laying naked on her bed with Juvia straddling him as she slowly unbuttoned her coat.

" WHO said you could have sex on MY BED!" Lucy shrieked stomping over to the enthusiastic couple making out. Halfway over to the bed, something slams into her shoulder knocking her to the ground.

" Gray…..its time you learned that I'm a seme….not you!" Jellal growled crawling up on the bed and joined in.

" I don't mind Juvia…..but no one else may join us." Erza hissed threateningly as she pulled a very shocked Lucy to her feet before climbing onto the bed to make out with Juvia as Jellal dominated Gray.

" I'm a real MAN!" Elfman screamed as Evergreen spanked him with a flogger repeatedly.

Lucy backs away unsure about all this almost bumping into Laxus and Freed getting it on with Mirajane.

" A free for all…..I'm all fired up now!" Natsu shouts as flames shoot out of his mouth as he picks up both Lucy and Lisanna as he heads towards the bath room.

" Why are I always alone?" Bixslow yells as Natsu kicks the door open.

" Don't look at Cana like that or I'll rip that tongue out of your head…..freak." Gildarts angry voice rattles the walls of the bathroom.

Natsu kicks the door shut as Lisanna starts pulling of her shirt, he climbs into the bathtub wearing only a cocky smirk.
Lucy jumped right in and boldly pleasures Natsu before Lisanna could blink. She climbs in and pleasures both of them simultaneously…...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nine Months Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lucy, Freed, Gray, Lisanna, Juvia and Erza sat at the roomiest table in the whole guild. All of them was due any day now so Annalist and Freed knitted baby blankets while Lucy forced Natsu to rub her aching feet. Julia and Erza was eagerly picking out baby name from a book.

Gray was the only one pregnant with twins so he was napping on Juvia's shoulder.

" Gajeel…..I want a baby too!" Levy wails with obvious envy at Gray's swollen stomach as she tugs on Gajeels arm.

" My children are giving me Grand babies!" Makarov yells as he dances on the bar happily.

Several chairs, cups and even Gajeels's guitar flies at him….

APRIL FOOL'S!

Sorry I really couldn't help myself...hehehehehehe

I will post the actual chapter probably tomorrow because I seriously need to sleep sometime...LOL!

I really do like the orgy...I might turn it into a actual lemon if I get enough requests...

I heart Ya!

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