Dear Diary:
I seem to have been kidnapped. I'm not really sure how or why, but I am all alone here in this dark dungeon. I forgot we had dungeons! Hopefully whoever it is comes to -
Oh, it's Novin. The activist leader. Plus Micaiah's other friends - Theodore, Raphael, Lori, Eren, uh, Lanvega's daughter. Thankfully not her horse, that would be awkward considering we are in a dungeon. Let me transcribe what they're saying…
Teddy: Hey you! Yeah you're marrying Micaiah! Well guess what? We love her too!
Erin: Not in the same way.
Lanvega's Daughter: Speak for yourself.
Michelangelo: Please be kind to her. She deserves the best after everything she's been through.
Laren: If you hurt her we will be forced to hurt you harder.
Norbert: As in I will literally cleave your head in half.
Aw, they're so cute! That's cute, isn't it? So cute. They're going to let me out, right? Okay yes they are. Good. Stinkin' adorable. I want to keep them all as pets.
(Hahahahaha they threatened me! That is hilarious! I could seriously take all of them by myself. That is so funny. Come at me, you dorks! :D)
- Pelleas