Author Note:
Each short thing between the bolded numbers is a separate scene- hence why's like a collage. I got tired of the dashes and stars and I hope that the bolded numbers work better. HOWEVER if it is -***- it's because it's a related and you'll see what I mean.
~CWA
(P.S. In a few scenes- PRANK WAR IS ON!)
Chapter 7- A Friend Collage:
Third Person:
Sena bit her lip trying not to laugh. Then she couldn't hold it in anywhere, erupting into a series of giggles,
"You…you're pink!"
Nekozawa blushed. Another spell gone wrong had landed with Nekozawa's cloak….being pink. Sena giggled again. Then she realized that she was just embrassing Nekozawa more. She giggled and hugged him,
"Aw! Sorry Neko- but you're pink!"
She let go and landed on the floor in another fit of giggles.
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Sena landed on the bed with a plop. The phone rang and she pouted,
"Why does it always ring just when I'm about to go to sleep?"
Haschen laughed,
"That's funny!"
Sena shh'ed her as she answered the phone,
"Kyoya," she coughed, "Beach? I..can't. I know the deal," she sneezed, "but I…I'm not feeling to good…I know," she coughed again, "but…I didn't think you would want to lower your sales if your clients ended up sick by me."
She nodded and then the call ended. She plopped down on the bed again,
"Well, my payment from the host club dropped a bit, but eh," she cuddled into the pillow, "sleep…"
She didn't feel like going to the beach with the host club. She was too tired. All the practicing for her routines got her easily exhausted. Haschen looked at her,
"It's not nice to fake being sick, you know."
Sena stuck out her tongue.
"Yeah…you're right, but I won't do it again! I promise!"
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Male clients, Sena thought with a small pout, I have to deal with male clients.
"You're pretty cute when you pout," one guy said with a smirk.
Honestly, it didn't bother Sena too much- okay, that's a lie. She called the host club hookers and now…she was officially part of the hooker club. Because now she had male clients- that started to ask her to host them as soon as they knew about it. Again, not so bad if the twins didn't decide to have some fun…by having her dress as a maid- short dress and all. They are going to get pranked. No doubts about it now.
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Tetsuya couldn't help but smile as Sena stood on her tip toes with her tongue sticking out slightly in concentration. She was trying to reach a peach. When the tip-toe didn't work, she tried jumping. Finally, she gave a small glance around and only saw Tetsuya and Ritsu. She smiled and then snapped her fingers. Small speckles of golden dust floated around and reached to the peach, plucked it off the tree, and slowly lowered it to Sena's hand. She smiled,
"Yay!"
Tetsuya chuckled slightly,
"Was that really necessary?"
"I haven't had peaches in a while," she admitted, "but yay! Peach!"
She took a bite of the peach to prove her point and groaned at how good it tasted. Tetsuya blushed slightly and Ritsu chuckled. Sena looked at them innocently,
"What," she moaned, "it tastes so good!"
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Sena yawned- Hanschen had kept her up all night. Last time that bunny gets sugar. How did she even get sugar? The ladies at the host club looked at her,
"Are you tired Sena-chan?"
"Are you okay?"
"You feel alright, don't you?"
Sena nodded,
"Thanks for your concern," she smiled cheerfully, "But I-," she yawned, "I'm just a bit tired."
Sena yawned again and put her head on the desk. When she woke up, the twins were snickering. Hunny was giggling. What are they laughing at? Haruhi sighed and handed her a mirror- letting Sena see the many doodles on her face. Sena looked to the twins,
"Oh, it's on now!"
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Sena giggled to herself as she sat on the couch. Then she smiled.
"Why are you smiling," Haruhi asked cautiously.
"Prank war," Sena answered simply and watched as the twins opened the door to the changing room- only to try (and fail) to run as millions of ping pong balls flooded out of the room. They tripped and landed with a thud. They looked to Sena- who winked and then walked out.
"You know," Kaoru said to his brother, "I'm beginning to think she was serious about the prank war."
The two of them smiled evilly,
"It's on!"
Sena whistled to herself in the shower and washed her hair. When she got out, she dried it and then looked in the mirror. She screamed. Haschen laughed,
"Your hair is pink!"
Sena giggled,
"Yeah I know!"
She smiled brightly as she looked at her new pink hair. This has to be the twins. She looked in her shampoo bottle- and like she thought, it was hair dye. She giggle and snapped her fingers. Blue sparkles covered her hair, and the pink locks turned blue again. The next day at the host club, she went up to the twins and set the shampoo bottle on the table in front of them,
"Nice try," she giggled, "and I don't know how you got into my apartment…but you'll have to do better than that!"
The twins looked out their window in shock,
"I don't know how she does it," Kaoru said, "but she's good!"
Their whole house was covered in TP, as was their fountain and their tree. The limo was wrapped in plastic. They both laughed when they saw the dog was wrapped in toilet paper.
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Sena yawned and stretched as she woke up.
"HAHA!"
She jumped and saw the whole school laughing at her. She looked down. She was still in her pajamas. She was still in her bed. THOSE TWINS ACTUALLY MANAGED To MOVE MY BED WITH ME IN IT ALL THE WAY TO SCHOOL!? Then, she laughed.
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The twins itched their heads and sides as they walked to the host club. Hikaru started to scratch violently at his back. Sena laughed and then winked,
"Some itch you got there," she giggled, just an itchy hex….a lot more affective then itchy powder and doesn't go away for a while.
Kyoya, of course, wasn't happy as the twins' clients didn't find it nearly as hilarious as Sena did.
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Haruhi smacked Sena and the twins upside the head,
"That's it! You guys need to stop with this ridiculous prank war!"
Sena pouted and the twins huffed.
"But it's fun," Sena whined.
Haruhi glared and she gulped. At the end of just one week of the prank war- both sides had taken their toll. The twins' teeth were dyed red, their limo was dyed pink, Sena's hair was two different colors (she didn't have the time to use magic to get it back so it was currently red and blue), and she had to wear a large hoodie and ugly khakis (the twins hid all her clothes). Then, Sena giggled,
"It was really fun, boys," she held out her hand, "Truce?"
The twins looked at each, nodded, and the shook her hand,
"Truce!"
When Sena got home, she used her magic to get her hair to normal and to make all her clothes reappear.
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Sena smiled as she walked and talked with Ritsu and Tetsuya. When they finally reached the house of the Kasanoda Syndicate, Sena whistled,
"Wow."
Tetsuya smiled faintly. Ritsu couldn't help but laugh at Sena's awe-struck expression. Holy cow they're locked up like Fort Knox!
"…Why is it so guarded?"
Ritsu raised an eyebrow,
"The Kasanoda Syndicate…the mafia."
Sena's eyes widened,
"You're a mafia son!"
Ritsu backed away slightly- a bit worried that Sena wouldn't like that he was in the mafia. To his surprise, she just giggled,
"Well, if someone ever hurts me, I'll be sure to let you know," she winked.
"You're not mad," Tetsuya asked slowly.
"Why would I be? I find it kind of cool!"
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"You're going to get burned again," Haschen warned. Sena stuck out her tongue,
"Na-uh! Just watch!"
She was baking cookies- or rather trying to bake cookies. She wanted to do something for her friends. So far, each batch ended up being burnt- and she ended up burning herself in the process as well. She reached into the oven with her mitts and carefully took it out.
"OUCH," she exclaimed as she got burnt yet again. Haschen watched from her spot on the counter.
"Told you so!"
Sena stuck out her tongue,
"What are you doing on the counter anyway!"
Haschen quickly hopped down. Sena sighed and then snapped her fingers,
"I'll just make a magical batch!"
"Is that even safe?"
"….yes?"
The next morning, Sena had a large smile on her face and two containers of cookies. One was for the host club and the other for her own special group of friends. Hunny had eagerly took the cookies and it was split between the hosts. Kyoya had politely declined but the second he opened his mouth, Sena shoved a cookie in. At his glare, she whistled innocently. Kyoya chewed it,
"It is…rather good."
Sena smiled and the hosts all agreed. After delivering the first batch, she ran to Nekozawa.
"Neko!"
She handed him a cookie- unlike the others it was black (dyed) and in white frosting it had a little cat face that resembled his puppet. He smiled gratefully and took the large cookie. He took a bite,
"That's….delicious."
Sena giggled,
'Thank you!"
Then she was off to deliver the others. Tetsuya and Ritsu both liked her cookies as well. With that- her cooking missions succeed.
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Sena petted Haschen behind the ears,
"You're a good little friend and pet, you know that?"
"Yep-yep!"
Sena giggled. Haschen then hopped away and came back with Sena's purse. She hid herself in the purse,
"Now I can come with you more easily instead of just hiding in the bushes."
Sena cheered.
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The host club blinked. Their clients were gone and Sena rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly. The purse she hid Haschen was…not anti-theft. The charm had worn off. As a result, the twins had taken the purse. The second they reached in though, they got bit. They yelped and dropped the purse in shock and Haschen poked her little head through.
"Sena-chan," Hunny giggled as he picked up the bunny, "Why is your little bunny in your purse?"
Sena smiled,
"She gets lonely when I'm at school!"
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Sena straightened her posture slightly and held her arms out steadily. Hunny nodded,
"Just like that Sena-chan!"
Mori nodded as well. Sena took a deep breath and then…Hunny and her began their match. It lasted ten minutes, but Sena was beaten.
"It's okay Sena-chan," Hunny giggled, "You'll get better! And you're already better than most people!"
Sena didn't answer, instead she focused on the little stars about her head. Hunny gasped and ran over,
"Oh no! I didn't hurt you did I, Sena-chan?"
He looked her over thoroughly before she giggled,
"I'm okay!"
Mori held out his hand and helped her up. She swayed slightly with a giggle,
"See…I'm okie dokie!"
Just insanely dizzy. She went and got dressed and then grabbed her purse that was laying safely on the floor. She could sense that Hanschen wasn't that happy with her though. Sena giggled,
"Thanks for the lessons, Hunny-chan! Mori-chan! I need it!"
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Sena sighed and looked through her spell book. Haschen watched her curiously,
"Are you practicing?"
Sena smiled and giggled,
"Yep! But so far…"
She gestured to the pile of carrots,
"…I ended up with carrots by accident."
Haschen's eyes widened and she hopped into the pile,
"That's perfect!"