Dear Diary:
I seem to have been kidnapped again. More specifically, I have been locked in the Senate chamber. At the moment it's just me and you, Diary, and a whole bunch of books on the shelf, so let me update you what's going on.
I arrived and was greeted by the other senators. Naikel spoke for the others, presenting me with a very large contract to sign about the secrecy of the meeting.
Only they wanted me to sign it in blood!
Fool me once, shame on me! Fool me twice, shame on – uh, me! I refused to sign it! They were shocked by this, by my refusal to sign something in blood.
AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY THE SENATORS OF BEGNION!
"How did you survive?" I asked.
"The same way Oliver did!" said Naikel. Also known as Lekain! "Sign the contract!"
"No!" I said.
"We must summon the Great Demon Astaroth!" yelled Damiun, and was actually Numida! The mustache should have given it away!
"Is that what the evil summoning symbols on the table are for?" I demanded. "Summoning something evil?"
Mevalot, secretly Valtome, laughed. "Of course, you fool! Astaroth will take the place of the dead Ashera, and we will be given power beyond our wildest dreams!"
"I'm not signing anything!" said me, glaring at all of them.
"Then you will die of starvation here and we will use your corpse as a sacrifice!" sneered Lekain. Then they all left me here. I'm locked in, as I said. Even the secretary left me! The secretary who was Zukai but who was secretly IZUKA!
I didn't see this coming at all!
Pelleas