Dear diary
I am drunk but I am merried yay me today was great let me tell you bout it diary
Well last night me and my bestie sothe and the dawn brigaid and lotsa people went to party and I met a stripper! Yes theyre real how crazy is that O_O she was very pretty but not as pretty as miciuh who is the prettiest ever I love her.i did not tuch the stripper but the guy with the pink fro did not me ok tibran and skrmr got arm restlin contests goin and I dunno who won but prtty sure it wasn't me or the striper. Naysala was there too but so was his wifey and that was funny. Ike was there too but so was HIS wifey who is my brother
We got merried 2day when I came and said hi guyz my name is Pellease plz let me mary mikiah i love her and they said okay thats cool and she gave sothe dirty looks ha ha ha but hse said I do yay me and she wore wite and I wore red and it was pretty too volk did a good job. I gotta crown and im king again which is super neat I guess okay no that part isnt :(
So now im sittin at a table with yooooou diary and im watchin people. No1 knows I'm here, theres a buffay and peoplre eetin. This guy with rlike red pink hair is dirnkin by me but he's way drunk and I am not durnk
O hey look my mama is talkin to my bro! I can heer 'em
Bro: I don't get it personally, why is gray hair so special when hair is literally every color of the rainbow?
Mama: YES THANK YOU. And who cares about the herons, really? Why is that so special?
Bro: If I had to choose a laguz, I'd pick dragons.
OMG THEY'RE BONDING OVER HATING MICAYAH JUST LIKE A REAL FAMILY DID I CALL IT OR WHAT
OH SHIT I SAID THAT OUT LOUD
IT GOT REAL QUIET
THE GUY NEXT TO ME JUST SHOUTED 'HEY IKEY YOU CAN NAME YOUR SON GREILNARD!' then he threw up on himself
Huh
Greilnard is a terrible name
I need to throw up 2 bye
-p