Dear dairy
Im still drunk but now i am kidnaoed agen cuz I need to talk to my bro. In this room is me, mama, bro, ike, and mikaya. Shes so bootfiul I love her. Mama is sitting quite regal but like she's at a funeral, Bro is hiding behind Ike like a nervous wet puppy. Ike and miccy are lokin at me. And me, I'm here too.
I should probably say something supportive. Thankfully The alcohol is wearin off.
Here's what I'm sayin: So um yes, you were paid to come here to meet your mother. And brother because you're also meeting me. True story, you're a double prince! Clearly you're more like Mama, so count yourself lucky because the other person was Ashnard! Hey everyone in this room has a funky symbol except ike haha! Oh wait a second mine is cuz Im a spirit charmer! Im gonna die like way before any of you!
Ok diary im puttin you away cuz I cant stop crying bye