Translations for French and German
Mon imbecile fou mais belle-My crazy but beautiful idiot
Je t'aime-I love you
Ich liebe dich auch baby-I love you too baby
"Jean? Hey horse face where you at?!" Erin cried loudly as she entered the house closing the door behind her. It was day 2 of Jean's day off and she had gone out to buy some stuff. Like promised she had got the toy for whatever sexual endeavours they got up to in the future.
She had wanted to do this for a long time; he was always thinking of her but she never had the balls to do anything openly romantic for him. But now she had gone out and finally had the balls to do something really romantic for him.
Sure it wasn't the usual romantic gesture; no special trip, no chocolates, no flowers, no kinky clothing; nothing like that. Instead it was an odd token of love that only Jean would appreciate. A private joke on her side but also one with meaning that she had done so that he could be happy.
Jean when she went out had seemed a little fed up; when she asked, what was up he said it was nothing and he was just pent up. However their sex life was anything but boring so to hear that from him was a little surprising on her end of course.
Erin had said nothing but clicked what was up. Jean was obviously missing some form of pleasure or feeling in their sex life that she couldn't give to him. Because she was a woman Erin she couldn't exactly reach his prostate. She had tried fingering him once but failed as her fingers weren't long enough.
Though the sex they had was healthy and passionate; she was only able to satisfy him enough. He wasn't getting his ass pleased because of a slight fault in her genes. However, after doing some adult shopping she would now be able to spice up their life just a little bit more.
"I'm in the tub" he called back casually. Now that he had been soaking for a while he felt a lot better; physically and mentally. He had been worn out by work and his body had felt so heavy this morning. He wanted to spend time with Erin but she insisted he relax; after all he had been working late hours during intense shifts.
However, that didn't stop him from feeling like shit for not being able to spend time with her because his body was giving in on him. He felt like he hadn't been able to hold her in forever. Only yesterday had he left his job of late night shifts, aching feet, aching body and exhausting labour to see his lover.
He didn't hate his job but the times and hours he had to work were insane; his body felt like he had just gone through a full marathon. He ached all over and he was nothing short of fucking exhausted and he hated it. But he got good pay and his boss apart from being a moody shit was a decent enough guy.
Erin skipped to the bathroom cheerily a large smile stretching across her face. He was going to fucking love this; she couldn't wait to see his reaction. She doubted any other girlfriend would have the balls to do what she had done.
Sex was a two-way thing; both ends had to receive and she was willing to throw away her pride and shame to make sure Jean was happy. She had gotten a few stares and pervy looks until she opened her mouth and cursed at them.
She pushed open the bathroom door slowly revealing her massive grin and hiding the bag behind her back. She didn't want him to see before she wanted him to after all. This would make his reaction afterwards all the more sweeter for her to enjoy when he finally got to see it in all its glory.
Jean shifted at her grin; he knew something was up but she wasn't telling him. Whatever it was he didn't like the look on her face at all. That face had trouble written all over it. They had been together long enough that he knew when Erin was up to no good; but sometimes all he could do was go with the flow.
"Hey babe" Erin said playfully her green eyes filled with mischief. Without a doubt this was going to send him insane with happiness. However she would make sure to make it a memorable and pleasing experience.
"H…. hey babe…" Jean swallowed nervously. He tried peering behind her back to no avail "…What you got there?" he asked had gone shopping yesterday and got everything they needed unless this was a little shopping for her. Which in this case was understandable that he wasn't allowed to go with her.
However to what she had bought was a complete mystery and part of him was full of fear, full of dread and full of panic of just what she had bought. If he hadn't been allowed to go with her it was undoubtedly for him; but just what exactly had she bought that was making her grin so much?
Erin smiled trying to hide her desire to laugh "Close your eyes first" she teased cheekily. He would wait and see like a good boy. It would ruin it if he saw the present without any suspense.
Jean swallowed anxiously "Erin…. I don't…." he said apprehensively. He loved Erin but right now he had a bad feeling as to what she was up to. Why did he feel like this was going to end up like a horror movie? That he was going to be screaming and crying afterwards and she was going to be laughing manically at his inner pain.
"CLOSE THEM DAMN IT!" Erin snapped sharply. Why couldn't he just listen to her? She had done this for his sake! She wanted him to feel good all over! The least he could do was humour her a little.
Jean did as he was told; from dating Erin he knew not to test her; but he was still pretty scared as to what she was hiding. Erin was the type to buy stuff without consent sometimes which ended badly.
Erin chuckled and took the bag from behind her back; she then took out the strap on quietly and held it in her hand proudly. "Open up horse face" she said sweetly. It had a vibrating setting too so she could really drive him crazy. She had put a lot of thought and dedication into this with his pleasure in mind when doing so.
Jean opened his eyes and just about shat himself; there standing proud and unashamed was Erin holding a black strap on. He felt like the world just imploded on him and now he was in the aftermath. He was still trying to contemplate whether or not this was actually happening and he wasn't insane.
"ERIN! WHAT THE FUCK!" He yelled in frustration. What the hell did she go and buy that for? Hell, when did she go and buy it? How long had she had it? What gave her the sudden rush to go and buy a strap on? She was pretty confident in her heterosexuality after all.
Erin smirked "You like it? I bought it today; it's just above average size. It even had vibrating settings" she said proudly showing him it up close. The woman at the store had highly recommended this one and she had very much agreed with her suggestion.
Jean put his hands in front of him and closed his eyes "Whoa wait a sec! Erin what the hell is going on?!" he retorted crossly. His head was spinning and nothing was making any sense at all. Just what...was she under the influence of something? This wasn't like her at all.
Why did she go and buy a sex toy? I mean he did satisfy her and she was not the type to lie; so why the hell did she go and buy a thing like that for? Could it be she had the sudden urge to see what it was like to be double penetrated?
Erin blinked casually then sighed heavily; she hadn't really explained this whole situation so of course Jean was not going to be happy. She leaned against the door frame holding the toy by the straps "I got if for you" she stated bluntly. She always had been the type to speak her mind even if others didn't agree.
Jean stared at her in awe and confusion; their sex life was fine so why the hell would she need to do such a thing. Then he recalled that conversation before the shower that time. God he never thought this would come up again; especially not under a serious note.
"Erin….is this about the shower? The dare we had?" he asked awkwardly. Pretty much it had been a draw so the whole bet was annulled and void. They both got off in that situation and had been very much pleased with the outcome; so why?
Erin smirked "You still remember that?" she snorted in amusement. They had both lost that so that whole thing was off; no toys for that one. However it had been fun to tease the crap out of each other before hand to get the other riled up like that.
Jean pouted crossly his face flushing red "Whatever…." he grumbled crossly. It was just a spontaneous thought and nothing else. However it had been fun and he would gladly do it again without the riling up next time. But the second time it would be more sensual and loving than just hot and heavy; doing that too often caused strain.
Erin sighed heavily and looked away "I'm sorry for teasing you; I just... you always spoil me Jean. You make sure I'm so fulfilled I pass out" she explained gently. He had always made sure to be thorough; treating her body like a sexual map of all her pleasure zones.
Jean would love her all over; from her hair, to her forehead, to her cheeks, her ears, her lips, her neck, her shoulders, her back, her chest, her stomach, her fingers, her waist, her legs and of course her womanhood.
But while Erin showed Jean she loved him in every way she could he always insisted on her letting him be the one to do everything. While he admitted, he loved seeing her reaction; Erin always noticed how he seemed a little dissatisfied.
While Erin would drain him, dry and leave him pleased and unable to forget the throws of their passions; he would still have a slight ache in his core from not being able to lose it completely.
Jean was completely stunned; did Erin really feel that bad that she didn't have a dick? That she wasn't able to reach his prostate that would cause him to shake and curl his toes. "Erin..." he said in shock. She had never shown any worry of his sexuality before; yet here she was looking a little insecure with herself.
Erin smiled "Jean I'm your girlfriend. You being 100 percent loved is part of my agenda. I've never really used this form of thing and I don't know if I'l hit it dead on the first time. But you've always taken care of me; so, let me do the same for you" she said shyly.
She had even bought lube so it would go in easier; an extra-large bottle after all. She knew it would hurt a little for him since it had been a while but she would be nothing but gentle. She knew just how fragile that place was for Jean and she would never dream of hurting him while having sex.
She wanted Jean to feel as much pleasure as she did; even in his prostate. I mean he was bi so he was used to having different kinds of sex with different pleasure zones, right? So why couldn't she try and see if she could rile him up in his special little area too?
Jean snorted and leaned back in the tub laughing; only Erin would go this far for him. He really didn't know what to say or how to convey what he was feeling right now. He was anything but mad; but he was certainly feeling something unspeakable.
Erin blinked curiously "What? Are you mad?". I mean it had been a little pricey but it was worth it; she could just work harder at her part time job to pay this off. But one thing she did know was she was never going to regret this decision.
Jean shook his head "No babe…. I'm not mad" he coughed wiping his eyes. She never failed to surprise him; but that was what he loved about her. He leaned up to look at her his eyes still red from laughing "Come here" he said gently. God, he loved her so much.
Erin smiled and walked up to him. He wrapped his wet arms around her but she didn't mind; it would dry off easily enough. "You're crazy you know that; any other girl would have been red as a tomato doing this" he teased fondly.
Erin huffed "Please; I'm no ordinary girl. Like I give a shit about such a thing" she retorted bluntly. I mean everyone used them, didn't they? Sexuality was fluid and deserved to be explored and pondered; some things were for others some were not.
Jean smiled into her body; she smelled like fresh air and she was hot from running "I know; it's why I love you" he said fondly. She was wild, unpredictable, stubborn and big hearted but complex; which in turn made an amazing woman.
Erin smiled and hugged him back; she was kind of relieved he wasn't mad. She would have been really scared if he had gotten upset at her. She would have felt like an idiot and then cried about it like an idiot until he calmed her down.
Jean looked up at her still hugging her from the bathtub "So how did much it cost?" he asked curiously. He was willing to bet it was pricey. But part of him hoped it wouldn't be too much; though that was highly unlikely.
Erin smirked "Almost thirty euro" she said cheekily. Buying stuff in their country was so fucking pricey; but so, worth it. For all the settings and workings this thing had; the money it cost was worth every penny.
Jean snorted "You spent nearly thirty euros on a sex toy for your boyfriend?" he teased. How did she even afford it with her job? Like him she was a waitress but on a zero-hour contract. Her job was stressful and exhausting but she loved it and she had a decent payroll.
Erin placed a finger on his lips "My very handsome French bisexual boyfriend who should just shut up and say thank you" she corrected him. She wasn't going to take it back so in the end it would still get used but when he was comfortable enough to.
Jean stifled a laugh "Thank you my very stubborn but sexy German girlfriend who was insane enough to buy this" he teased. He could only imagine her getting as aroused as he did when she prepped herself in front of him; would be interesting to have the tables turned for once.
Erin smiled "That's better" she said playfully. For him she would do anything; even put herself in an embarrassing situation to buy him an unusual gift. But seeing him beneath her crying out as she hit that special spot; would be worth it.
Jean smiled and leaned back looking up at her "Je T'aime; Mon imbécile fou mais belle" he said fondly. Every day was an adventure with her; some more surprising or unexpected than others; but he didn't regret a second of it.
Erin grinned "Ich liebe auch dich baby" she cooed back. He loved her for this even if he didn't admit it; just because she was crazy enough to do it. But that was why they were perfect for each other.