When Fangirls Attack.

The Guild finds out the downside of being in a fandom.

Dedicated to Miho for being so nice \(n_n)/

"I'm so glad that's over." Lucy sighed, walking forward tiredly. She was absolutely exhausted from their recent mission, and she wasn't the only one.

"Tell me about it!" Lisanna whined, bumping into Lucy by accident. Gray walked on seemingly unfazed by the fatigue, though his pants were missing.

"What are you guys talking about, I'm ready for another one!" Natsu exclaimed, fist pumping the air. He scampered forward, trying to catch up with Lucy who was walking faster than the group, trying to get to the Guild to claim their reward then go home.

"Wait up!" Happy called towards his two favorite comrades, gliding along. Erza wheeled her cart along, slightly tired as well. Wendy was currently passed out in her overstacked luggage, the poor girl being worried over by Charle.

"I just can't wait to get home.." Lucy moaned, sagging her shoulders. Natsu cackled at the thought, evilly rubbing his hands together.

"I can't wait till we get home either! The bed...ah!" He sighed dreamily, his grin doubling in size.

"We? What we? You aren't coming over!" Lucy hollered in protest. Natsu leaned his weight entirely on the exhausted girl, whining loudly.

Lisanna giggled at their banter, shaking her head. She walked over to Gray's side, a slight smile on her face.

"Tch, that idiot." Gray mumbled, shaking his head, though his eyes held mirth. Lisanna's smile stretched slightly, her head nodding in agreement at his unsaid words.

"Mira-nee would have a heart attack if she heard all of this!" Lisanna laughed at the thought, Gray cracking a grin. They chatted to pass time, talking about certain things here and there.

"Natsu you're h-heavy!" Lucy gasped, her shoulder beginning to throb at the weight it was having to carry. Her head began spinning, and despite her thoughts urging her to lay down for a minute, her legs would not do so.

So not a minute later, the blonde's legs buckled from under her, leaving her to crash to the earth floor, Natsu catching himself at the last second so he didn't fall on top of her. His eyes widened in horror and he dropped down next to her, brushing her hair out of her face.

"Lucy? Lucy!" Natsu yelled, cupping her face. Her eyes fluttered open from the quick pass out, her brown orbs dazed.

"W-What..?" She managed to gasp out. Natsu silently yelled at himself, pulling her into his arms and standing up.

"Natsu!" She exclaimed, blushing bashfully. He ignored her protests, walking forward with her in his arms, his grip tightening when she squirmed.

"Sorry Lucy, I didn't mean to overexert you." Natsu apologized somberly. Lucy smiled at the distraught in his eyes, knowing he was beating himself up.

"It's okay...I was only out for a few seconds, it's not like I died or anything!" Lucy tried to reassure, only for him to frown. She shook her head at his serious mood, sighing in comfort.

"I...guess you can sleep in my bed tonight.." She mumbled 'innocently', knowing it'd perk him up. As expected, he instantly brightened, a wide smile breaking out across his face.

"Really?" He asked hopefully, his fangs glistening in the sunlight. Lucy nodded in defeat, causing Natsu to burst with happiness.

"We're home!" Lisanna announced, racing ahead to go talk to her sister.

"They're here!"

"It's...them."

"OH MY GOD!"

Natsu winced at the high pitched squeal, his ears beginning to ring. Lucy looked up to him sharply in concern before her gaze raked the Guild for the shouting perpetrators.

"IT'S NATSU AND LUCY! KYA~"

Lucy narrowed her eyes on a blonde girl who was sitting at a table with other females, the girl's blue eyes wide in awe. Lucy quirked an eyebrow, not recognizing the people.

The whole table jumped up, racing their way towards them. Natsu took a step back in surprise, though when he saw the look of hunger in their eyes, his exterior hardened.

"Get back!" He roared, fire spluttering out of his mouth, as he held Lucy even closer, a protective aura hanging around him. Instead of scaring the group like intended, they squealed even louder than before, clapping their hands in happiness.

"Kya~ Do you see the way he's protecting her?"

"The Dragon and The Princess FTW!"

Lucy stared at them in utter confusion, wondering what they were going on about. She eased herself out of Natsu's tight hold, taking a step forward.

"Be careful Lucy!" Natsu growled, his eyes staring distrustfully at the people. Lucy smiled, putting a hand on Natsu's shoulder reassuringly.

"Awww look!"

"Why is my OTP so perfect?"

"What's going on?" Levy spoke up softly, her gaze staring at the people in the crowd. One boy turned toward her, his green eyes widened in realization.

"LEVY! Where's Gajeel?!" He asked, eyes darting around for the big lug. Levy blushed slightly, tilting her head to the side.

"How should I know?" She pursed her lips, crossing her arms stubbornly. The guy grinned crookedly at her, his eyes lighting up.

"Because you two are soul mates!" He

Um..I felt like I was going from supposed to be humor to corny pls shut up. Dx

So..yeah. I wanted to finish this but I don't wanna look stupid lol. Gonna give you an update for this because I'm too lazy to update anything else and also I'm bored because there is nothing to do...

so I'm gonna go watch 'Attack on Titan', everyone's flipping out about it. It's starting to seriously annoy me so..eh, I already saw one episode and was like 'lol NOPE!' so let's see how this works...xD(Idk why but I hate anime gore...love real gore, hate fake?) *shrugs*

Byee~! Review? :D :D