The Transformers Parody Movie (SCRIPT)

by Christopher Steve

A script for a movie I'm making with a friend. In the year 2016, the Decepticons attempt to raid the Autobots of their precious energon, only for both sides to end up lost in many universes. From My Little Pony to Teletubbies, follow Optimus Prime and Megatron as they try to find the way back to their world while also trying to prevent Unicron from destroying the whole multiverse.

2. The Autobot Base

Once the LION Transformers theme dies down, the narrator begins speaking.

Narrator: It is the year 2018. Earth is in its darkest hour. Donald Trump is still president. Sean Spicer is hiding in bushes all over the world. Earth is doomed. Meanwhile... the evil Decepticons have ignored Earth and conquered Cybertron. On a secret base on one of Cybertron's moons, the heroic Autobots are planning their counterattack...

The camera pans to Cybertron's secret base, where Optimus Prime and the other autobots reside.

Optimus Prime: Ironhide, report at once!

Ironhide: Prime! When are we gonna bust some Decepticons?!

Optimus Prime: We do that later! Right now, we must *gulp* go to Earth!

Ironhide: Prime! You know what's become of that place thanks to-

Optimus Prime: DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT! Anyway, we must head to Earth because I need to pick up my prescription medication! Oh, and we're surprisingly low on energon. I'm going to send you, Ironhide and three other Autobots to get both of those things.

Ironhide: But, Prime-

Optimus Prime: Listen, Ironhide! My prescription medication is more important than anything. Except maybe the energon. Either way, we don't have enough energy to fully assault the Decepticons!

Ironhide: Fine!

Ironhide turns into his vehicle mode and drives to the Autobot ship. The ship then takes off for Earth.

Optimus Prime: Now, all we need is a lot of energon, and my prescription medication!

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7 minutes later...

Optimus receives a phone call. He answers.

Optimus Prime: Hello?

Megatron: Optimus Prime!

Optimus Prime: Megatron!

Megatron: PRIME!

Optimus Prime: MEGATRON!

Optimus and Megatron yell like morons for five seconds.

Optimus Prime: Okay, what are you up to, Megatron?

Megatron: Oh, Prime! I hear you have a prescription medication you need to get! Well, guess what? You're not gonna get it! All your puny Autobots that you sent are DEAD!

Ironhide (in background): No I'm not!

Megatron blasts Ironhide with his fusion cannon.

Megatron: Such moronic nonsense. Anyway, I've hijacked the ship and I'm going to get that prescription first!

Starscream: You mean WE are going to get the prescription first!

Megatron: SHUT UP, STARSCREAM!

The phone call ends. Optimus begins crying like a baby.

Optimus Prime: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Four Autobots that weren't really necessary to the story are dead! But even worse: the Decepticons are gonna get my prescription medication! WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Punch line music plays as the scene fades to black.