Sorry for not posting like usual-

I've had a death in the family. A great uncle from my dad's side of the family, who was 97. Now since none of you know that as of the 9th this month, it has been one year since my dads mother died a particularly gruesom death from several types of cancer.

So the death of my great uncle has hit him pretty hard because there isn't anyone left alive on his side of the family aside from him and his siblings.(******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************)

It took Kakashi three days to heal from his little experiment and in that time Naru got to see a side of him that she had never really glimpsed before. And while that wasn't exactly a bad thing. Her opinion tended to change quickly when he took things too far. And wound up flopping down on top of her and wrapping his arms around her middle, as he pressed his face against her stomach through her shirt, then glared at her a little bit until she started running her fingernails through his thick silver locks.

"Kakashi are you sure that I shouldn't take you to see Tsunade?"

He made a low growling sound in the back of his throat and made her jump when he bit off one of the buttons on her shirt with a sharp nip of his teeth. "M'fine." He said after spitting the button out and settling back down and closing his visible eye before saying. "Besides... Tsunade is probably busy dealing with the extra feature I gave Sauske when I turned him into a woman."

Naru's hand stilled in his hair for a moment. Extra feature? She wondered, not liking the sound of those two words. "What did you do to Sauske?"

Kakashi's visible eye opened and he stared at her for a second before replying. "Only what he would have had you do. Although I suppose that I shouldn't have taken things quite so far."

"What did you do Kashi?" Naru asked again, her voice shaking.

"It doesn't matter what I did Naru. Sauske will be the one reponsible for what happens now."

"Kakashi!"

"Don't shout, woman. Just do what the rest of us are going to do and enjoy the show." Kakashi said lazily as he closed his eyes again.

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Sauske leaned over the toilet puking as Tsunade walked in and paused for a second. She had to hand it to Kakashi- his punishments were not only evil but ironic as well. And it didn't end with simply turning Sauske into a woman, or hedging him into Naru. Then handing him over to all of the people that Sauske had turned against Naru to be raped. No, Kakashi had taken it a step further, giving Sauske a chakara womb, birth canal, ext.

Sadistic Kakashi. Very sadistic. She thought with a humorous edge as the mizerable Uchicha finished dry heaving and sat back and looked at her through dull eyes.

"Tsunade, am I dying?" It took everything Tsunade had just to keep a straight face.

"Hardly. But I will say this for you Sauske-kun. You have been a busy little bitch." Sauske scowled at her then dove for the toilet as round two of his morning sickness began.

He wretched a few times, then managed to wheeze out. "What's. Wrong. With. Me?" Before he started puking again. Tsunade finally laughed earning a dark look from the Uchiha inbetween wretching and said,

"Devine justice." And without another word turned and walked back down the hall away from Sauske's cell. She'd bet that he'd figure it out either once the food cravings kicked in or around the time he was about to give birth. In the mean time, she had things to do. People to tell of Sauske's condition. And she had to do it all before she could go drinking.

She giggled like a lunitic. Very sadistic, Kakashi.