Ah, sorry for the absense kittens. I've been busy with writing contests, poetry contests and discovering Hitman Reborn. I even have a Hitman Reborn story now.

So anyways- here is blackmail. enjoy.

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However the moment she walked out of Sauske's cell, Tsunade sobered up and got a dark look on her face. She could pretend that she enjoyed seeing the Teme-bastard suffer as much as the next person- well, okay sometimes she enjoyed his suffering.

But even she drew the line at this. That idiot Hatake must have lost his mind to add that feature. She thought darkly as she barked out orders to the the Anbu hanging out just down the hall from the Uchiha's cell, telling them not to leave him alone and if anything happened that they should fetch her immidiately.

Or she'd kill them.

The Anbu nodded and hastily took up their posts while Tsunade walked away. Deeming it necessary to pay Kakashi and Naru a visit so that she could talk with them about Sauske's little problem. She was fairly certain that Naru would be pissed once she found out, the girl was simply too damn forgiving of other's sins. But she would certainly give the Hatake hell for a while.

Which might be amusing to watch.

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Naru let out a growl and shoved hard at Kakashi's chest. He didn't budge, damn his hide, but it wasn't for lack of trying on her part. The man had to be insane to think that she would be happy or even amused to hear of what he had done to Sauske to punish him for coming after her. Turning him into a girl, she could understand.

But handing him over to a bunch of immoral rapists with the knowledge that one of them could knock the Uchiha up... That, while brilliant in it's own perverse and twisted way, was also inhumanely cruel.

Something that she had always thought her husband incapable of being.

Obviously she was wrong. Which made her wonder just what sort of person she had bound herself too. Kakashi studied her expression as he loomed over her, his palms braced on either side of her head, his mask hanging down around his chin.

She didn't look the least bit pleased about Sauske's fate. "Naru... You do realize that if he had managed to really get to you, that his fate would be yours right now?" Kakashi said in a questioning tone as he pressed one of his palms against the side of her face and ran his thumb along the curve of her cheek.

She blinked back tears, unsure of what she was more pissed about. The fact that Sauske was a girl. Had been raped repeatedly. The fact that he could have children. Or the fact that Kakashi was the monster responsible for everything.

It was on the tip of her tongue to ask him if he had raped Sauske too, but she bit the inside of her cheek and swallowed the question down. Deciding that maybe it was for the best that she didn't ask. She wasn't sure of how she'd react if she found out that he had raped Sauske.

Closing her eyes tightly, she wished that she had never heard any of this from Kakashi. It made her feel sick to her stomach to think of it. Sauske may be an ass and a chauvinistic jerk- But his punishment is beyond sadistic. No one deserved to be treated like that. No matter their past crimes. Naru thought to herself as she felt the light touch of Kakshi's lips against her own and had to fight down the urge to shove him away or bite him.

But the kiss ended soon enough as Kakashi pushed away from her, raising himself up again with a soft sigh and moved off of her. "I didn't do it to be cruel Naru-" Kakashi said after a moment or so of silence. "I did it because he won't learn unless given a taste of his own medicine. I thought that if he understood how much pain and suffering he was carelessly trying to put you through, then maybe he would straighten himself out and stop. And then there was the whole, 'I wanna restart my clan!' thing. As a girl he could do that himself and would have no use for you..."

"But to let him be raped, Kakashi- What were you thinking?" Naru cried as she lifted her hands to wipe at her eyes. Missing the predatory look that he got on his face as he reached out and grasped a strand of her hair and pulled on it until she dropped her hands and looked at him.

"I was thinking, 'This son of a bitch touched her. He touched my Naru. He tried to ruin her reputation and make her his fuck toy-' Tell me love, what would you have had me do? Pat him on the back and say, Good job. Sorry, I don't work that way. The punishment should always fit the crime and in this case, it more than fits."

"Like it or not, Sauske will be stuck in this situation for a while. So put it from your mind and focus on my vows to you. Because nothing else matters." She blinked at him, but her tears didn't dry like they should have. Letting go of the strand of hair he'd been holding onto, he sat back with another sigh figuring that if she wanted to cry over that bastard's fate then that was simply something that she would have to do before she could move on.

It wasn't like it was hurting anything to begin with.

Sighing again he reached down and snagged his discarded shirt off of the floor and held it out to her knowing that she wouldn't feel like continuing their petting session for a while. Possibly a month depending on how pissed she was at him, and was about to get up to go get another shirt when there was a knock on his apartment door.

Followed by a flurry of activity as Naru pulled on said shirt and he quickly grabbed anything incriminating and quickly stuffed it all in various hiding places then ran down the hall and tripped over his own feet and skidded to a stop on his stomach, in the bedroom as he heard Naru's voice from down the hall. "Baa-chan, what are you doing here?"

"Well, I was just out walking and thought I'd drop by to speak to you and Kakashi about something. Do you mind?" Tsunade asked as she looked around the livingroom and immediately spotted several things out of place. Like buttons on the floor and hentai books partially stuffed under the cushions of the couch.

Just what the hell were these two up too before I got here?