Cesar Napier was a circus clown convicted of drug-possession and sexual harassment as he'd get drunk on champagne, inviting all the women back to his trailer for sexual relations.
When they would decline, this would end up with breast-groping and physical removing of their clothes.
Luckily, each one got away every time.
Huge stashes of LSD tablets were found in his 'favorite spots'; inside each pocket of the costumes inside his drawers.
Years after he got out from his prison sentence, he became a clown for birthday parties since his circus wouldn't accept him back in because of his crimes.
Using the 'birthday clown' gig, he would still get his fill of women as he would try to seduce mothers occasionally as he'd return when the children went to school the next day after preforming at their parties.
He was addicted to sex, but he wanted women faster.
What did he do?
He started gambling the money he'd make from the parties in random casinos he'd find.
Win some, lose some... He slowly built up a small fortune before becoming bored with his life.
Everything he'd previously wanted was just a faded memory of the past to him.
That's when in a drunken haze at the circus who refused to let him in, a little girl came up to him, immediately recognizing him by his clown outfit and face.
Excited, she asked him where he went for so many months.
This enraged Cesar, as he took a knife from his pocket and popped the girl's balloon with it.
The girl storms off crying for her mother who witnessed the entire thing play out, sending a furious father after the clown.
The father socked Cesar to the ground and repeatedly stomped down on his stomach.
In an act of impulse, the clown stabbed the man's leg, instantly earning a scream as the blade drew blood.
The authorities soon arrived after fifteen minutes of repeated calls of panicking people on the nearby payphones.
Cesar was gone, hiding out in an old apartment building.
There, he went up the stairs to the bedroom, opening the door for a place to hide.
He saw something he found... Intriguing: A man having sex with a prostitute.
The couple soon realized they were being watched, screaming out of shock and fear as the clown still had his knife out with the girl's father's blood slowly dripping down from it.
At first, he tried to reassure the couple he was only hiding from the authorities.. Until he gained a twisted grin on his face, beginning to laugh 'like a rabid owl' as apartment neighbors would describe in their own phone calls to the police.
Screaming was heard briefly once more, then the sound of glass being shattered.
The authorities finally came up the stairs, but were greeted with a horrible sight: The man had been stabbed in the throat with the words "HA-HA-HA-HA!" carved into his chest, sitting in the corner to bleed out.
The prostitute was positioned 'standing on a chair' with duct-tape holding her torso against the wall on the opposite corner of the room, a string tied to her neck and a condom inflated like a balloon floated on top of her head.
A bizarre representation of a hanging, but the cops were horrified when they saw it.
Where was Cesar?
The clown had jumped out the window, committing suicide, laughing all the way down.
There were shards of glass in his face and he held the knife's tip to his throat as he laughed.
The 'punchline' was him crashing down to the ground, the handle of the knife being held in place and forced into him as gravity dictates.
