I would like to apologize for this long-ish wait as I've been really busy. However, the next chapter might be even longer coming because i have a huge History project to write up and that is going to have to be my main priority
also, apologies, i forgot the introduction of the confessional, so can we all just pretend they know what it is
The camera cut to where the last episode ended. The teens stood, cramped and cold, atop the towering cliff face.
"So, The Challenge?" asked Gwen, irritably.
"Ah yes, the challenge is simple," Chris stated, "To win the challenge, as many as your team members must jump off of the cliff and land in the target below, the team with the most members who jumped, wins." The campers looked scared. They all shuffled closer to the cliff face, and gazed over the edge.
"Your going to make us jump?" Bridgette exclaimed calmly, "Sweet."
"Normally i'm all for 'sweet' stuff," Owen muttered. "I'm just not feeling up for it." Owen turned, different from his cheery self, and went to walk away. Chris, noticing this, furrowed his brows and skidded over to Owen.
"Uh-uh-uh, do we have a chicken?" Chris mocked, flapping his arms in a condescending manner. Others laughed, as Duncan and Geoff began to make chicken noises. Courtney and Bridgette just shot an immature glance, the latter smirking.
"No, Of course not!" Owen cheered, trying to cover up his weakness. Chris smiled.
"Well then, without further ado." He chimed. "Bass, your up first." The Bass shifted uncomfortably, before Bridgette spoke up. She raised her hand and calmly walked up to the cliffs edge. She poised herself, and pushed off the cliff gracefully. She dove forward, with the elegance of a swan, and landed smack-bang in the middle of the target. "A perfect jump!" Chris shouted down at the surfer, who gave him a thumbs up. She shouted something, seeming to be words of encouragement. The next camper, Geoff, walked up to the edge. He steadied himself, and jumped. He flailed through the air, and performed some aerial tricks midair. He landed, a bit askew, in the target area.
Confessional: Geoff
"That. Was. Awesome!" Geoff yelled as he fist bumped the air
Following suite, Duncan nose-dived right after Geoff, landing in the catchment zone.
Confessional: Duncan
Duncan sat in the confessional, carving a skull into the wooden interior. He looked up, with a sigh.
The next campers, Tyler and Eva, stepped up to the plate.
"Huh? It's my turn!" Eva roared,
"Pardon? I'm the best athlete in all of Canada!" Tyler boasted,
"Try me." Eva scolded with a sigh. She ran up, Tyler close behind, and in unison they both jumped off. Eva landed perfectly in the middle. On the contrary, Tyler lunged into a buoy, and let out a scream, he cradled his crotch, and slowly swam to shore.
Confessional: Tyler
Tyler tries to talk, but lets out a small gasp and clutches his balls.
Confessional: Eva
"Pah, serves him right! It's obvious i'm the best athlete on the team!" She bragged, pointing at herself.
One after another, Ezekiel, Harold, and DJ all jumped. Chris turned, and gestured towards a girl.
"Courtney, Your up next!" Courtney gulped, she slowly ambled up to the cliffs edge.
"Yes, Of course." The girl exasperated, before taking a deep breath. She braced herself, and stiff as a plank, pencil dived of the edge.
Confessional: Courtney
"That was exhilarating!" she swooned. "In a strategical game like this, you need to do whatever you can to stay in the game!"
"And that leaves Katie and Sadie!" Chris noted, making checks on his clipboard. He stared at the girls, who stood, shaking.
"I- i cant do it." Katie hung her head in shame. "I can't jump, i forfeit." The girl said solemnly.
"Same." A glum Sadie agreed.
"Does that mean we have our first chickens?" Chris mocked, cawing. The bass, down below, sighed, as Chris handed the duo some chicken hats.
"What are these for?" Katie sighed,
"They're for the chickens to wear!" Chris chuckled, as a defeated Katie and Sadie walked off. "That's 9 out of 11 jumps for the Killer Bass!" The Bass cheered, as Chris called up the Gophers.
"I volunteer!" Heather shouted snappily, trying to make a good impression
Confessional: Heather
"if i'm going to lead this team, I've got to be prepared to take one for the team!" She smirked, playing with her hair"
Heather edged closer to the cliffs edge, and lunged. She screamed and flailed in the air, before landing in the circle. She emerged from the water, and shouted up at her team. "It's Easy! Hurry you imbeciles!" In close suite were Gwen, Leshawna and Trent, who all collided with the water with a splash, irking Heather. Gwen and Leshawna smiled, before breaking out into a laugh.
"That was amazing!" Trent cheered to the girls, who nodded,
"I mean, i wouldn't do it again, but i'd be lying if i said it wasn't fun." Gwen admitted. The foursome looked up at the rest of the team, all seeming reluctant.
"My hair!" Justin weeped,
"It's too high!" Beth squealed,
"This is inhumane!" Cody whined,
"I thought this was a fashion contest!" Lindsay moaned. The next camper, Izzy, ran up to the edge, and without a thought, jumped.
"Bwahaha, Izzy isn't scared of anything!" She yelled, plummeting into the shallows at an alarming rate. Izzy twanged against the waters surface, and slowly submerged. Everybody stood motionless, anticipating the resurfacing of Izzy. With a roar, she resurfaced. "That was fun! Again, Again!" The crazy girl went to scale the cliff once more, before Chef outstretched his arm, stopping her.
"You all get one turn, Crazy Girl."
"But Izzy was having fun!" Izzy protested. Chef shook his head and sighed. The camera flashed back up to the cliff. The Gophers were debating who should go next,
"Im way to scared!" Beth wailed, "I don't think i can jump!"
"Well, I don't want to jump either, what about my athsma?" Cody defended himself.
"I'm way to pretty to become disfigured, you all have nothing to lose!" Justin boasted.
Confessional: Justin
"Hear me out," Justin explained, "I'm not willing to risk my body for this challenge! It's clear we've set out to lose anyway!"
"I'll go." Noah deadpanned. "But first..." He trailed off in thought. "Lindsay, i think they're selling makeup at the shore! I hear its limited edition!" The popular girl squealed and fanned herself, "Thanks a lot, Nate!" Without a second thought, Lindsay plummeted into the waters below, screaming and flailing.
"Keep stationary, the more you move the more it-" Noah began speaking, being cut off as Lindsay made contact with the water, and slowly began sinking. The Indian boy sighed, before half-heartedly jumping off. With no effort at all, he landed in the circle. The gophers waited anxiously for the 4 teammates for jump.
"What!" Heather screamed, "Are you seriously not going to jump!" The four gophers atop the cliff cowered.
"Is that 4 chickens for the Gophers?" Chris smirked, before laughing, "The Bass win the first part of challenge!"
Confessional: Courtney
"First part!" Courtney seethed as she was pulling at her hair, "I jumped for nothing!"
The camera cut to the campers walking along the beach. Before them, lay two piles of large crates, and one wheelbarrow.
"Do we get the wheelbarrow?" Owen asked
"Aha, Nope" Chris giggled, "The Bass do!" The Bass cheered and high-fived
"So, what's the challenge?" Bridgette asked,
"You guys have to get your teammates crates to the camp, where you will have to build something with the components found in the crates!" Chris explained, before signalling that the campers could start. All 22 broke into a sprint.
The Bass took the lead with ease. They chit-chatted among each other pleasantly. Bridgette and Courtney, Duncan and Geoff, DJ and Tyler, Ezekiel and Eva, Katie and Sadie, and Harold, alone, all pushed their crates in their wheelbarrows.
"So, what do you think about the Chicks on the island?" Duncan inquired, asking Geoff,
"I mean, Bridgette is kinda sick, if only she was more out there." Geoff snickered, blushing, "Anyway, dude, what about you?"
"Courtney's my kinda girl, if only she wasn't so stuck up." Duncan sighed, the duo looked over at the girls. Bridgette gave a chuckle and Courtney glared. Not far behind them, DJ and Tyler were having a pleasant conversation about sports, Eva occasionally butting in to correct them.
"Sadie, i'm so excited! We're going to win!" Katie squealed to her BFFL,
"Same" Sadie chuckled
Confessional: Katie
"I'm so lucky to have a friend like Katie, she's so supportive!" Katie gushed
Far behind the Bass, the Gophers were arguing,
"Because of you guys, we lost!" Heather screamed, "You know one of you are going tonight!" She pointed at Justin, Beth, Cody and Owen. "You're all dead weight anyway!"
"She's mean, but she has a point" Gwen agreed,
"She needs to work on her reception." Leshawna contributed,
"Well, who should we vote?" Trent piped up, "It's safe to vote in a group."
"Who's the least helpful?" Leshawna added,
"Cody is Clever.." Gwen muttered,
"And Justin's really attractive, I need me some sugar on this island." Leshawna said.
"and Beth must be useful at something..." Trent sighed. "I think we all know who should go." Behind the front runners, ambled the rest of the team. Noah and Cody were engrossed in an intellectual talk about electronics, whilst Lindsay and Beth chatted aimlessly.
"Ya, Bertha, with a little help you can look just like me!" Lindsay cheered
"O.M.G! I would love that!" Beth squealed, spraying Lindsay with saliva due to her braces. Justin looked on, face contorted in disgust.
"Look!" Izzy alarmed, pointing, "The Bass are already there!" The Gophers, trying hard to pick up the pace, rolled their crates faster than ever.
"It's too heavy!" Cody said between gasps
"I have a splinter!" Lindsay squirmed
"Yes!" Ezekiel cheered, "We're here!"
"Open the boxes!" Eva demanded, grabbing one herself and prying it open. Duncan did the same, with Courtney managing to snap one in two.
"Whoops." she giggled
Confessional: Duncan
"That girl is strong" he swooned
The Bass had made a pile in the middle full of supplies, and Harold read a piece of paper aloud,
"They're instructions to build a hot tub!" The geek informed, "We need to make a hexagonal frame!"
"As much as i don't want too, i think we should listen to dorkus." Duncan insulted, as everybody got to work
"I have.. a filter?" Bridgette said, turning the object upside down.
"I have a hammer, and some nails!" Katie shouted
"I have a hosepipe!" Tyler screamed, as he ran to go attach it to the taps outside the cabins.
The Gophers, gasping, we're now travelling at a strong pace.
"Not.. much.. longer" Heather seethed, infuriated.
"Wait, No!" Gwen gasped
"They're almost finished!" Justin flailed. The Gophers, in hot pursuit, had finally reached the campsite, before Chris walked up to the campers
"And the Bass win Immunity!" He declared, as the Gophers looked over to find a complete hot tub, fully functioning. The Gophers sighed and listened carefully. "Gophers, meet me at the Campfire in thirty minutes!" Heather looked over to the non-jumpers, and slowly traced a finger across her neck.
The Gophers gathered around the campfire, candles flickering and the fire cackling.
"Well, Gophers. It's no surprise that your here today." Chris chuckled. "When i call your name, you will come and collect a marshmallow from the pedestal. You will be safe from elimination."
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"Gwen"
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"Leshawna"
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"Trent"
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"Noah"
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"Lindsay"
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"Izzy"
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"Justin"
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"Cody"
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"And Heather" Chris chuckled. "It's no surprise your both the bottom two. Owen, Beth. One of you is going home tonight. The camper with the most votes is..."
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"Owen" Chris said, "Beth, you are safe. Owen, you have been eliminated." The blond look shocked, as he walked up to the dock.
"Awww Man, this sucks!" He exasperated, before stepping onto the boat.
"Chef, take him away!" Chris laughed, as the boat rumbled, before driving off.
Eliminated:
22nd: Owen
Votes:
Owen: Heather
Gwen: Owen
Heather: Owen
Leshawna: Owen
Izzy: Beth
Lindsay: Owen
Trent: Owen
Beth: Owen
Cody: Owen
Justin: Beth
Noah: Owen
Heather: 1
Beth: 2
Owen: 8
Reasoning for the elimination of Owen:
Okay, okay, okay. I know people love Owen, but... I just can't stand him. In a realistic situation, Owen wouldn't make it one day on the island, and it was so unrealistic that he won in canon. I didn't know how i could write Owen, and i was planning on eliminating him at the Talent Contest, but my decisions quickly changed.