"Get your frickin' asses up!" Carter yelled through everyone's doors. Six rolled her eyes; Carter really was a terrible commander. When Carter went to Chief's room and yelled, Chief threw a couple of beer bottles at the door to show his frustration without words.
"Seriously, Commander," Jun was saying while everyone ate breakfast slowly. "Why do we have to get up so early? It's only 4am!"
Carter sighed impatiently. "Because this is very important."
"Then why didn't we do it yesterday...?" Jun pointed out, making everyone agree in 'yeahs'.
"Right!" Carter snapped, standing up. "Get out. You are a disgrace to the human race and DO NOT deserve to eat breakfast with me. Leave now." Jun got up and slouched depressively out of the room.
Half an hour later, everyone was finally ready to leave.
"Why can't they just try to take stuff seriously?" Chief moaned to Cortana.
"I don't know. You've been asking me this for fifteen minutes and I still don't have an answer!" Chief sighed loudly, well aware that everyone could hear him.
They walked out of the base in a row looking extremely boss and awesome. Several Marines looked up at them in awe. Emile looked very pleased at this, putting his helmet on smugly. Carter just glared everyone down of course and yelled at a few innocent Moa. Completely normal.
"Six, Kat, Chief; get your fucking asses into the fucking Warthog before I make Emile cut you up into small pieces and put you in a burger!" Carter ordered angrily. Sic put her hands up in mock surrender and did as she was told, climbing into passenger's seat.
"Would you eat the burger, Commander?" Kat asked. "Because I'm sure I would be delicious!" Somehow, this caused Carter to blush. Kat giggled and clambered clumsily into the driver's seat, while Chief jumped into gunner's.
"Right, Emile and Jun, you're in this Falcon with me. Emma, you go in the Falcon with that retarded marine. You'll be picking Six and Chief up later."
Emma gave a small "Yes, sir!" and threw an uneasy look at the marine, who was waving to her creepily.
When everyone was comfortable, Carter counted to three, then yelled: "WHOOOOOO! LETS GOOOOO!" Everybody drove and flew as fast as hey could towards their destination, trying to beat each other.
A quarter of the way through the journey, a load of Banshees swooped down on them, blowing up several Mongooses and Warthogs. Kat swerved all the shots fired at them and did a brilliant job jumping over a broken bridge.
"Wow, Kat!' Six exclaimed. "Good job!" Chief totally 'Lone Wolfed' out on them; he charged straight into battle, punching everything in sight.
"I got this, I got this!" Six yelled, aiming her DMR at an Elite's head. Suddenly, it started struggling and yelping. Just before Six was going to fire, it fell to the ground, dead. Behind it stood Chief, his combat knife out and bloody.
"GODDAM YOU, CHIEF! THAT WAS MY FRICKIN' KILL!" Six yelled at him. Chief simply shrugged and ran to kill some grunts.
Carter ordered them a new Warthog for them; this got Six yelling: "I'm driving!" Of course, Chief appeared out of nowhere and took her seat, just as she was about to get in. Six immediately started shrieking at him for stealing her seat. Annoyed, she went to get in pasenger's seat.
Chief drove them to the first AA gun and Kat started firing at it from her position in the gunner's seat. When a ghost came around, Six threw a Plasma Grenade at it, sticking it. Right before it blew, Chief got out and quickly head shot the grunt inside. It died exactly 1 second before the grenade blew. This REALLY pissed Six off.
"OH MY GOD, CHIEF! WILL YOU STOP STEALING MY KILLS?" Chief shrugged again, which made, if possible, Six even angrier.
"Right, that was the final straw. I'm walking, I can't bear to let you steal anymore kills." And with that, she walked towards the AA gun. Kat stopped firing and watched as Six killed all the grunts, walked inside and blew the gun up from there. She also heard a loud alien yelp and saw a dead elite go flying out before Six walked out. She walked slowly and casually towards them, the explosion exploding behind her.
"What happened with that Elite?" Kat asked.
Six waved her hand. "Oh, nothing. It annoyed me, so I snapped it's neck and threw away his remains." Kat stared at her for a few more seconds, then turned away.
She kicked Chief out of the driver's seat and climbed in herself. As they drove, Kat and Chief killed everything while Six drove fast. Soon enough, they came across a Wraith.
"Ugh, why can't the Covenant just go HOME?!" Six yelled out in frustration.
"Because, Six," Chief started to say as the Wraith blew up and a Pelican brought down a bridge. Six turned to face Chief, the shock showing up on her visor, since she wasn't looking where she was going, they crashed straight into a randomly placed pole. Chief sighed. "Yes, Six. I do speak... Anyway, the Covenant are just weird. I've been fighting them for most of my life. I've seen them take over many planets."
"Right..." Six replied. "What's your point?"
Chief thought for a minute. "Um, I don't really have one. I just thought then was a good time to say that..."
Six rolled her eyes and continued to drive. They soon came across more aliens, but quickly killed them all. Yet again, Chief went into super silent mode. :(
The trio came across another building and Six very nearly parked the Warthog on a load of Marines.
"Careful!" One yelled.
"You nearly frickin' killed us!" Another cried.
Six took a page from Chief's book, and just shrugged.
"Ooh! I have got this elite!" Kat yelled out to everyone, aiming up at an elite up high. Before she could even start shooting, it died. It was Chief. AGAIN.
"NOW I KNOW HOW SIX FEELS, CHIEF!" Kat yelled to him. "I WILL KILL YOU" While Six and the marines killed the rest of the grunts with them, Kat chased Chief towards more Covenant.
"This'll be fun!" Six said to the marines she nearly killed.
When Six finally caught up with Chief and Kat, she noticed that her female collogue looked a lot less angry. She also noticed a jackal with it's head twisted violently round the wrong way. A second later, more Banshees swooped down upon them.
"Way to piss on our parade, Dawg!" One yelled out.
"Yeah! Way to piss on our parade, Dawg!" Another copied. The first one glared at him and shouted: "Do not copy me!" They soon got into a massive argument about it.
The trio soon came to the top of the stairs, the arguing marines not far behind, and killed the rest of the aliens around. They collected more ammo, then jumped across to the other side of this platform thingy.
"MINE, MINE!" Six kept yelling, while advancing towards an unaware elite. She tackled it, then jumped on it's neck, breaking it. "BOOM! That's how it's done!"
Kat rolled her eyes. After killed more grunts, they jumped down a hole and killed even MORE grunts.
"Ooh!" Kat exclaimed, dancing towards a plasma launcher. Her weird side finally luring out of her. She held it up in victory before proceeding out the doors.
"Don't worry, this is normal for her." Six told Chief.
Six and Chief ran out the door, both jumping into the Revenant. Six in the driving seat, sped off, leaving Kat behind. She grumbled darkly while getting in the speeding off in a ghost. They killed more aliens and jumped a bridge, all in one minute.
"I'll take the Wraiths, you two get the AA gun, okay?" Kat ordered. Six grumbled something about bring a higher rank than her, but did as she was told. Chief and Six skilfully snuck past two hunters and destroyed the shield of the gun. Six then threw a plasma grenade into it and they took of fast.
For another ten minutes, the trio, plus random marines who had been dropped off, killed the rest of the alines. Emma then came down in a Falcon and picked Chief and and Six up.
The flew towards the spire, blowing up everything with the turrets.
Around about two minutes later, they failed to penetrate the shield around it and lost control of the Falcon. Six and Chief both fell out of the Falcon, landing hard on the ground, while Emma who was also there, stayed in.
"C'mon, let's go," Six ordered.
Together, they killed everything in sight and soon got to the base of the spire.
"You two kill everything down here, and I'll go up and get the shield down." Six said, while Chief and Emma nodded their approval. Six ignored the Covenant and went straight up the lift. As soon as Six got to the top, she found an energy sword elite. Thinking fast, she grabbed her knife and threw it at it. The knife stabbed the elite right in the face, killing it. Retrieving the knife, Six carried on, killed the rest. As soon as it was clear, Six pressed the button and ran to jump off the spire.
A Falcon appeared and Six jumped into it safely.
"Well done!" Carter cheered happily. Six only just noticed that he and Emma were sitting opposite her... But Chief wasn't.
"Where's Chief?"
"Oh, he's flying this." Carter explained. "I don't know how but this Falcon just appeared by him with me in it..."
Six stared at him for a moment, tun turned away, slightly confused. As they flew away, a massive UNSC ship blew the spire up, right before blowing up itself.
"Oh my god!" Emma exclaimed loudly.
"Get us out of here!" Carter yelled to Chief, who obeyed straight away.
Hey, sorry I haven't updated in ages! :( I've been righting this chapter slowly..
Hope you liked it! :)