~I am SO so so so so sorry about how long its been since I last updated. I am such an ass for that. I have no excuse.. Well I have lots of excuses but I am still really sorry. To make it up to you all here is another chapter. (Not like you haven't been waiting huh..) and I will be finishing it soon. I already started writing the last chapter. Also since I took my dear sweet time updating this I will write anyone a story they want, just send me the prompt or the ship, or whatever you want. Doesn't matter what its about I'll do it.~

Contrary to what Bones would say Jim tended to have brilliant ideas, one of the many reasons he was the captain and his crew would willingly, though often grumbling, follow him into any foolhearted situation. This plan was just as brilliant. It could almost be called simple except for all the working parts to it, the other people needed in order to make it work.

His plan was to use her specialized hormone perfume against her. Bones would work with Spock to prepare a version that will counteract hers, leaving Sulu clear of its influence. At the same time Jim would get the rest of the bridge crew and all other senior staff to act like they are all fawning over her, starting fights, trying to one-up each other. In other words they would act like love struck fools who ignored their jobs, within reason, and caused havoc. My job would be to tap into the security feeds and record all of it, making sure she couldn't delete it when she figures out it could be a risk to her job. I wasn't to thrilled about having to sit back and let everyone else do all of the work but I also wanted gone, to never do this again.

While Jim could request her to be removed from the ship and his crew it didn't have to be respected. She would also have the chance to hurt someone else again on another starship and I didn't want that. This plan would get her removed from not only the Enterprise but from all starship positions, maybe even Starfleet.

"So what do you think?"The captain asked his eyes bright with excitement. I glanced over at Bones, taking in the scowl and the raised eyebrow before nodding my consent.

Before I could speak up to say anything Bones huffed. "Why do I have to work with the green-blooded hobgoblin? I could give him the information and he could do it himself." he grumbled it out. It was well known that the doctor acted like he hated the vulcan, hated doing anything with him. After being around him so much lately I caught the affection in his voice when he said that. He glanced at me, his lips curving up in a tiny smile. "Well I guess if it helps Pavel here I can handle it."

I chuckled before grinning and turning my attention back to the captain. "I think this plan is very good keptain. Vill the others do it?" I didn't know if the others would be willing to do something that seemed so foolish to help me.

Jim seemed to know thats what I was thinking because he narrowed his eyes at me. "Of course they will. I won't even have to order them because every single member of the bridge crew, every single senior staff cares about you and knows that we are lucky to have you. I've also heard more than a few say how they would like to beat the snot out of the people who make fun of you for your age. We all care about you Pavel, we're family." He stared at me for a moment to see if I understood before giving a cough. "Now enough sappiness. Lets go destroy that bitch."

Commander Spock was the first one we approached. We had gone to the mess to grab dinner while discussing the plan further when we ran into him there. As he was grabbing his dinner also Jim asked him to join us, there he ambushed him with his plan.

I was surprised by Spocks willingness to not only assist in the making of the perfume but he volunteered to help with the other part to. I had thought we were going to use his being a vulcan as an excuse for why he wasn't going to be lovestruck yet he volunteered to do it. Jim gave me a 'see people really do care about you a lot.' look before turning back to the discussion with Bones and Spock.

I guess I tuned them out after that, my mind occupied by everything that happened. I always expected to be ridiculed and harassed considering my age, I always had been yet I somehow expected it to be less out here where the drive was learning. I thought that thought I would probably never have the respect Jim, Bones, Spock, Sulu, or any other member of the crew had I would have some measure. I never expected to have a family instead, one so willing to protect me from those who decided I wasn't good enough or old enough. Even though I hated what had happened, I hated all the pain I was almost glad for the sabotage on me as it allowed me to discover what I truly had here.