AN: Okay, so I was watching "First Time" this morning and this idea got sparked. Not sure how, but I hope you all get a laugh out of it.

Prompt:

Finn: "Well, I haven't decided. Kurt's my brother. It's kind of hard to vote against your brother."

Rachel: "You can't do this with your brother."


Rachel words had echoed in his head all afternoon. "You can't do this with your brother," she had said sensually before kissing him. And while he had enjoyed that kiss there had ben a nagging thought in the back of his head all afternoon - he probably could do that with his brother. After all, Kurt had once had a crush on them and it wasn't like they were blood relatives or anything.

The thought was disturbing on one level but there was a part of him that was curious. What would kissing Kurt be like? Would it be different than kissing a girl? Than kissing Rachel?

No matter how hard he had tried to shake it the questions lingered. Now he was at home and their parents were out. There was one way he could settle them once and for all.

Kurt was sitting at his desk when he walked into the room. His brother looked up as he entered.

"Hey, Finn. Did you need something?"

Finn didn't answered, not sure his voice would work anyway. Before he could lose his nerve, Finn closed the distance between them. Leaning down, he pressed his lips against Kurt's . . .

"Hey, Finn, Did you take out the garbage?"

Finn jumped at the sound of his stepfather's question. Looking around he realized that he had fallen asleep watching tv.

"Not yet. I'll do it right now," Finn said, getting to his feet and trying to shake away the last images of his dream.

~Maybe I shouldn't have tried the pickles on the grilled cheese sandwich this afternoon,~ Finn thought as he headed for the kitchen to grab the garbage. He needed something to blame the dream on.