Warnings: future SLASH (boy x boy), MAJOR NO-MAGIC!AU (Alternate Universe, specifically the Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town setting), possible OOC, life story
Pairings: TMR/HP, implied AD/GG, implied KS/NT (Kingsley x Tonks), onesided JP/LE
Standard disclaimer applies: I do not own Harry Potter or any brand you recognize in this story. J.K. Rowling is credited with the creation of these characters (I'm not fond of using OCs in my own fanfiction). I also do not own the Harvest Moon series by Natsume.
The carpenter opened his mouth to speak, but was promptly cut off by Tom's firm, "No."
"You didn't even hear what I had to say," protested the carpenter with not much vigor.
"You're too predictable, Gellert," Kingsley chuckled while shaking his head. "I saw it coming too."
The carpenter sighed, but then tried again. "Did you ask Charlus yet, lad?"
"If you're asking to see if I'm going to participate in this Spring Thanksgiving Festival of yours, then no," Tom said.
"So you didn't anyways," guessed the carpenter.
Tom gave them both a look. "The Harvest God isn't a female."
Posted in its full form on Ao3, except for the sequel and the eventual epilogue :). I'll be posting 5 of these per a day (I think?), but because it's long that might become 10 a day.