Well, sorry for the delay lovelies... here is chapter 7.. in which it happens. So yeah. I am still in a rage over that Tina shit Thursday... just nope. But good God and everything that is Holy cuz Blainers, Kurt, and Tana. Yes. Thursday left me over all happy.
"And this one right here is when she convinced me that swinging on that old rope swing at Blaine's parents' house was a good idea." Brittany said pointing to a scar on her calf. Santana was already laughing at the endless stories Brittany has about Liliana. From what she could gather the girl was a little spit fire. She needed to meet her.
"Hey Tan, I had a really great time with you today."
"Me too Britt, thank you."
"It's never a problem. But, I gotta get going, I have to be at work soon and I still have to go home and get ready."
Santana looked over at the blonde sitting next to her coyly. "Oh, okay. But can you stay for like five for minutes?"
"Of course." Brittany smiled and Santana brought back out Snixx. It was now or never. Without hesitation Santana leaned over the couch to pull Brittany into a kiss.
"I had a really good time today, Blaine. Words can't even express how much today meant to me." Kurt said to Blaine as they walked down the stairs to Kurt's apartment.
"Anytime." Blaine replied as he intertwined his fingers with Kurt's.
"You really didn't have to walk me home, Blaine. I know you have to get home."
"No it's quite alright. Besides whenever Mich and my brother are together, he usually keeps her up past her bedtime watching movies and eating candy. You know all the cool uncle things." Kurt smiled and pulled Blaine close enough to wrap his free hand around the other man's waist.
"Well, since you have a few hours, would you like to come in for coffee?" Blaine could focus on nothing but Kurt's lips as he spoke to him. The way they were perfectly plump, the way they moved when he spoke, the way he felt when he kissed them the first time. Without hesitation he closed the distance between the two and pressed his lips against the taller man's.
Kurt stood shocked for a few seconds as he let his brain catch up with his hormones. He quickly wrapped his arms around Blaine's neck and returned the kiss with both passion and desire. It seemed that, in that moment, the world stopped on its axis and time itself came to a halt. There was nothing else in the entire universe besides the two men. Kurt felt himself go weak in the knees. Blaine felt him gain strength in other areas. Blaine quickly put space in between the men so as not to put Kurt in an awkward position.
Kurt was the first to break the kiss and he smiled softly at Blaine as he allowed the world to come back into focus. "So, coffee?" Blaine nodded and Kurt unlocked the door before pushing it open. He began to walk into the apartment but quickly backed up pushing Blaine out the door with him when he saw what Santana was up to in the living room.
Kurt began to giggle leaving Blaine curious as to what he found. He pushed past the giggling man, who tried to pull back is arm as he tiptoed into the apartment. How the girls didn't hear what was going on was beyond him. From his spot by the door he saw a leg dangling over the couch and the tip of a blonde head. He really didn't care what they were doing, if they were doing that, then they should have kept it in privacy.
He quietly toed off his shoes and shuffled across the floor until he was right behind the couch. He peered over the couch to find both women fully dressed, thank God, just in the midst of the world's most desperate make out session. Blaine quickly made light of the couch and rolled himself onto the women. "PUPPY PILE!"
Brittany and Santana shrieked, obviously they were startled. Kurt stood with his back against the door laughing hysterically at this point.
"What the fuck!" Santana yelled, which got paired with a "Hey Blaine." from Brittany.
"Hey eyebrows, you just can't be throwing your hobbit body on people when they are trying to get their lady mack on."
Blaine rolled off of the women and smirked. "Oh yes I can, especially when one of those women who is my best friend. A woman whom I have walked in on like this before too many times to count. Really Britt, there are bedrooms for a reason."
"Eh, I've walked in on you plenty of times too."
"The difference there, my love, is that you opened a close door."
"Okay! Enough of this awkward conversation." Santana exclaimed as she sat up and tried to make herself look more presentable.
Kurt was finally able to compose himself enough to partake in the conversation. "I invited Blaine in for coffee; did you want to join in Tan?"
Santana looked at Kurt and smirked. She saw his completely disheveled state. "Oh, no. Unlike some people, I don't want to interrupt." She replied with a wink. "Hey Britt, I'll walk you out."
"Kay, See ya later Blaine, Kurt." Brittany and Santana hooked pinkies before exiting the apartment. Blaine just shook his head and laughed.
"I can't believe you did that." Kurt told Blaine with a slap on the arm.
"What? This is probably the most innocent moment that I've had the opportunity to crash."
"You make this a habit?"
"No, it's more like a game. One night, after a few too many, I walked in on her and my brother in my guest room."
"Why I am terrified to know what happened next?"
"Well, I already told you that it was after a few too many, so, don't judge me."
"Oh dear God."
"So for some reason, I was convinced it was my bed. So I strip down to my boxers and get under the covers. They were both pretty gone too, albeit not as gone as I was, and my brother looks over at me and is like 'dude what the fuck'." Blaine chuckled at the memory. "I just rolled my eyes and went to sleep. Needless to say he was a little pissed at me for ruining his mood the next day." By now Kurt was laughing hysterically. "So, ever since then it has become a game. If we ever walked in on each other doing anything with another person we would go out of our way to try to interrupt the mood in the most ridiculous way possible."
"Oh my goodness, you guys are horrible. I am going to assume that your brother and Brittany are no longer a thing? Because I'm sorry but San-" Blaine quickly cut Kurt off.
"Of course Kurt; they broke that thing off years ago. Even though I'm not quite sure that there was a thing to cut off."
"Ah, I get it. So, how much longer can you stay?"
Blaine looked at his watch before replying. "I really should start heading back in like twenty minutes or so."
"Okay, just enough time for some more of this." Kurt said as he leaned over Blaine and began to kiss the older man.
"Mmm." Was all Blaine was able to answer.
The next few weeks passed in much the same fashion. Kurt and Blaine would have dates from time to time. In between their dates Kurt would got random flower deliveries at his job and love notes under his door. There was no doubt about it; both men were falling and they were falling hard.
The first Saturday in March found Kurt and Santana at Target. The two were in desperate need of household goods and because of the ridiculous weather this winter they had been putting it off for far too long. The two walked up and down the aisles of the health and beauty section picking up this and that's.
"Kurt, it's that time I have to get some tampons."
"Okay, and you felt the need to tell me this because?"
"Come with me." Kurt crooked an eye at her and followed behind. Santana got the products she needed and grabbed his hand and led him to the end of the aisle. "So gayby, I think you made need some of these." She said handing him a box of Trojan Ultra Thin condoms.
Kurt flushed red and pushed them back into her hands. "I don't need those."
"Oh please you and Triangles have been eye fucking each other since the club that night."
"I'm not going to have sex with him yet. Besides I have condoms."
"Well get them anyway. I mean shit, it's been so long that the rubbers you do have are probably expired."
"It hasn't been that long." Santana raised an eyebrow at her friend. "Okay well, maybe it has." He watched as Santana crossed her arms and changed her stance. "Okay, fine. I'll get them. Who knows right?" Santana smiled knowingly at her best friend and dropped a brand new bottle of lube into the cart without Kurt noticing.
After a few more aisles of cleaning supplies, toiletries, and a few snacks Santana noticed Kurt staring off into the abyss. "Babe, what's up?" She asked tenderly.
"I, um, can we go to the toy section? We are going to meet Liliana soon and I want to get her a teddy or something."
Santana weakly smiled at Kurt and took his hand. "Let's go."
Needless to say, as difficult of a situation as it was to be shopping for Liliana, they found a way to make it fun. They played turned on every single one of the dolls that spoke and the trucks that vroomed, they made all of the dinosaurs roar and the Mickey's dance. The entire toy section was full of noise, and while is annoyed all of their fellow patrons and the employees, they personally found it hilarious.
The pair walked up and down the aisles, after the sounds of their shenanigans were silenced, looking for the perfect gift for their little girl. "Um Kurt, what the actual fuck is this?" Santana asked picking up a weird bright pink thing with bug eyes and turquoise antennae.
"It's a Furby, Tan."
"What the fuck is a Furby?"
"You didn't have one when you were a kid?"
"Uh no, Abuela would not have spent sixty dollars on a weird looking alien thing."
Kurt chuckled. "I highly doubt they were sixty bucks back then."
The two continued down the aisle and stopped at the stuffed animals. "Tan, how cute is this kitten?"
"It has a fucking tiara."
"It's adorable."
"No."
"Ugh fine." The two continued to bicker until they found a classic mocha and tan colored teddy bear. It wasn't solid, but it wasn't overstuffed either and it was soft enough to rest your cheek against it. It was perfect. The two held the bear close and just stood lost in their thoughts for a moment. They didn't even notice that preschooler barreling through the aisles.
"DUCK! Come back here! Stay where I can see you." A shout was heard in their general vicinity. Before Kurt could even register what was happening a little girl walked right into his legs.
"Oh, excuse me, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to walk into you mister, I was playing a game and I got distracted."
"Oh, honey, it's quite al-right" Kurt started drifting when he was who it was that actually walked into him.
"Oh my God, mija." Santana whispered and clutched on to Kurt's arm tightly. The two just stared at the girl that stood before them in shock.
"Are you guys okay? You're acting weird."
"Duck! There you are, stop running off, I'm going to tell your father." A tall man said as he ran up the aisle. He looked perplexed as to why there was a man and a woman standing just staring at his niece. That was until he took a good look at them.
"Oh my God. Blaine's going to kill me. Well… this is awkward."
A/N So review and I might be able to get you out the next chapter before I go dig out my car seeing as I really don't want to do that and there is over three feet of snow out there. Feel better my beautiful BETA Britts 3 Lurves you.
Just as an FYI FF was not posting this correctly, I had to delete and repost and i hope this works :)
