Warnings: future SLASH (boy x boy), MAJOR NO-MAGIC!AU (Alternate Universe, specifically the Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town setting), possible OOC, life story

Pairings: TMR/HP, implied AD/GG, implied KS/NT (Kingsley x Tonks), onesided JP/LE

Standard disclaimer applies: I do not own Harry Potter or any brand you recognize in this story. J.K. Rowling is credited with the creation of these characters (I'm not fond of using OCs in my own fanfiction). I also do not own the Harvest Moon series by Natsume.


"It's all about a nice dinner with some time to gaze at the stars," the carpenter lectured. "But you have to make something happen! You can't just treat it as it is! Be sly, subtle—so ingeniously charming that He'll never know you're making a move until you do!"

Kingsley leaned against the wall and shook his head. "You're too enthusiastic, Gellert…"

"Well, how is the lad going to learn if I'm not? He wasn't born here, you know! I've got to teach him everything I know!"

"Last I remembered, you weren't born here either," the policeman mercilessly pointed out.


Posted in its full form on Ao3, except for the sequel and the eventual epilogue :). I'll be posting 5 of these per a day (I think?), but because it's long that might become 10 a day.