Though getting dumped isn't all that swell and dandy, even a really bad, bad person like Nisha can be in the dumps over it. Sitting on the porch of an abandoned house in an abandoned town, the Sheriff of Lynchwood watches the tumbleweeds mosey on by as she lets out deeps sighs of depression. Without bandits to lead, hunt and kill, Nisha was just bored out of her mind.

"Bored, bored, lame, bored, lame... There's nothing to do." Nisha bellows, falling on her back to look at the tattered awning.

Completely devoid of things to do, she couldn't help but let her eyes wander and become hazy as she puts all her attention on a spider slowly makng a web. This distraction was enough for a certain assassin to sneak up on her, bearing a gift.

Zer0 exits stealth mode and appears above her head. Nisha continues to hold her attention on the spider with a stultified expression.

"What do you want?" She asks him, lazily reachng for her pistol, but gives up halfway.

Zer0 - ( •́ – •̀ )

"Go away, Vault Hunter. I want to be alone."

Zer0 - W34K

"Use words, dumbass."

"I respect your skills/Accept my challenge and fight/you will fell better."

"No. Go fight some bandit or one of my deputies... oh wait, you killed them all. Go away."

Zer0 - I:く

Nisha places her hat over her face with the intent to sleep the day away, but Zer0 quickly intervenes and replaces her sheriff's hat with a puppy, a Shiba puppy to be exact.

"What is this? What are you trying to pull?" Nisha asks with frustration, trying her best to ignore the puppy rubbing its head against her and occasionally licking her cheek.

Zer0 - ∪･ω･∪

Nisha lets out a groan and gently pushes the puppy away. As she was doing this, Zer0 places another puppy on her head.

"H-Hey stop."

Then another is placed on her chest, on her stomach, by her sides, on each leg. Until a dozen furballs of joy were utilized, Zer0 finally ran out of pups to cover Nisha with.

"Munitions dry." Zer0 says, holding an empty box.

"G-Get these things off me." Nisha demanded, feeling little paws and wet noses press against her begging for attention.

Zer0 - NO

Nisha groans again, trying not to give into the temptation of owning a dog once more. They were adorable, even more so than her first one. The memory of her first dog did put a damper on her day, but the sight of their dog tags got her out of her funk.

"What are these names? Agent One, Double Trouble, Nice Thrice? Your naming sense blows more than Jack's." Nisha cries out, sitting up and holding an Akita with Tetradandy on its collar.

Zer0 - WTF

Zer0 was clearly mortified by her insult. Nisha wasted no time taking off the dog tags. Looking more lively, Zer0 took the opportunity to take out a doctor's note from Dr. Zed explaining that each pup recieved their shots; rabies, DA22P, bordatella, Lyme... and of course, frenzycrutch. Looking at the note with disbelieve, Nisha also notices the loot chest behind him marked as dog food.

"I still don't like you." Nisha says, directing her attention to the rest of the puppies surrounding her leaving the assassin in the dust.

Zer0 - (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

"Don't kid yourself, boyfriends are overrated and stupid. Thank Jack for that." Nisha lets out an obnoxiuos laugh and stands up, holding three of her new pets while the rest followed.

Zer0 was soon on his knees presenting something as a last resort; it was a palm-sized, black kitten with a red circle on its head.

Zer0 - ₍₍ ◝(●˙꒳˙●)◜ ₎₎

"Don't tell me that its name is Mini Zer0 or Zer0-nyan or something? I don't even like..." Nisha stops midsentence as the tiny ball of fur yawns and mews at her. With some hestitation, the sheriff snatches it from him and retreats inside.

Zer0 loses out again.

"Damn."