1. Cas/Gabriel/Crowley/Lucifer/Michael

Inspired by "Don't fall in love" (beauty and the beast 2)

"So, Castiel, I hear you're dating my daughter?" Lucifer was not happy. Ana was his one and only child, his heir, and she was dating an angel who was sworn to keep Hell from the surface.

"Castiel, what about taking care of the Winchesters? Instead of making sure they did their jobs, you made sure they fell in love. With my daughter and her half sister." Michael wasn't happy with me either.

"Look, the falling in love thing was not supposed to happen. But how can I stop the soul-mate bonds? Even Father himself could not destroy the bonds of the soul-mate principle. And Ana was almost a mistake." Castiel was done hearing his older brothers harp on about one thing or another. This time, it was about the love between himself and Ana, Alyss and Sam, and Dean and Emence. One of which, by human laws is illegal, but by divine laws, is perfectly normal.

"Little bro, let me tell you one thing; Love is a disadvantage. It messes with your head until you can't think straight anymore. I like Sammy, it's true, but there will never be love there. He's just a distraction, because I like making him feel uncomfortable." Gabriel, the youngest archangel, was my favorite brother, mainly because he didn't care one way or the other who was in love with who, as long as he could mess with them every once in a while.

"Look, Castiel, don't fall in love. Just don't do it." Crowley, Lucifer's right hand demon. He's the teacher's pet, but definitely not his favorite.

"Guys-" I was cut off by Lucifer.

"The quickest way to break your heart, make you depressed and ill, is to get tangled up inside. The side effects could KILL." He was followed by Gabriel, then Crowley, then Michael. They seemed to be listing off reasons why you should not fall in love.

"All passion is a waste of time! A deadly game, poor fool."

"I am your friend, your cher ami, I wouldn't lie to you!"

"If you must love someone, may I suggest, you love yourself, just think it through. You'll never leave, you'll get more rest, and you'll feel as good as new."

"Your freedom is the most important thing my friend, you must be strong! You mustn't bend!" it seemed like they were going to continue in the same pattern as before, so instead of trying to see who's talking, I just listened half-heartedly.

"Don't talk for hours!"

"Don't send flowers!"

"Don't write poems!"

"Don't sing songs and dance beneath the stars the shine above! DON'T FALL IN LOVE!"

Crowley chuckled. "Don't do it. It's hell when someone's always there. It's BLISS to be alone."

"Understand? You'll end up looking like some poor, demented dove!" Lucifer was laughing as he said it, and then they all laughed. They yelled one last thing as they walked out of the front door of Bobby's house. "DON'T FALL IN LOVE, JUST DON'T DO IT!"

I closed the door, shaking with silent laughter. Lucifer didn't know that Ana and I were engaged and very happy together. Love suits some people better than others.