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The tear vortex evaported adn we were in a different time. it was very weird looking like foreign. it was the future! i knew it because i am a futruogly . there was a food place with good smel bread and i sniggd it. mmmmm. !
"smells so good" said keeara
"ya bitch i kno mmm so good" i said
we decided to go into the baker. we busted the door and then a old lady said "why hello there snonies im WAKCY" and she loled. then the dad came in he was WwACKY too!
"wak waka " said the dad.
What!
then a girl with two prong hairs came downstairs and said "oh daaad, stop. you are embarasing me in front of my friends desu" and she blsohdd.
"what we are not your friends? ? we dont even know you girl!" we said
"well im your friend NIOW! cuz i am nice desu" she pb'ed and put her finger on her cheek simile.
"if youre our real friend, then you will help us fight The Doom" i said to her and bowed my head and drew my earth sword of magma. "join us!"
"that Sounds scary desu" said the anime i mean girl "but i will do it desu" and she pb'ed and left the balery with us and then we timebended by pulling the water out of the bread and making a vortex.
WOSH WOOSH WOSH WOSHHS OWHSH
we timebended but suddenly we were in a weird part in time. it was like we were tied up anbd gaged and there were spooooky science machines everywhere. i thought only ty lee and me knew about this time! keeara winked at me and anime girl tried to pb but she was gaged so she bloshd.
the walls were purple and then sDUENy an evil man came in with a big long jaw and a nose and hair toupeee and everythign came in! he was evil and had a gun poitninf it at my face! i kickwd my leg and gunbended it out of his hand! how did i learn that? it must be a new spiritual addition. thnank you pearl!
"NO! you spoiled my master plan!" said evil man. "well that is ok i have another plan! hahahahahaha!" and he laughed angery and sad and depressed on the inside. but we all are that way. so we cannot condone th e acvts of others no matter how broken they are. tjen
a platyypoos came through the window and he had a hat and he kicked the evil man in the face
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa" said the evil man
and the platypos pick us all up and fly away to his house. his house was pretty and he ungage us and untie our arms.
"thank you dog desu" said the weeb. keaara squint and look around. "Whoa man" she said. then we saw two boys and a talkk girl with a shitty outfit. but then the nice girls hair floopies tingled and twotched.
"oh no! that girl is the most powerful gir;l in the universe and everything! i can feel the power in my scalp. her essence is BIG" she screamd
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" SAID THE tall girl with red hair "phins and Ferbueru are bending again!" said heer.
we skedadled up to her really fast and i pulled out a knife on her. "join our army now! bith!" i yelledc anger and used my fear tactics i learned in fire school. she looked scared and said oh no please dont!
"i wil l do it i have had enough of this uyou stupid sloot! i hate you i hate you i hate you JOIN OUR ARMY" said keaara aand i cried. and candance said
"Okay" and she came with us.
We waterbended time the platpous and went away to another time.
WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH WOSOSHH
wE look up and there are apples everywhere and trees and the apples were on the trees. oh god. so amnay apples oh god. and then an orangeu horse came and said "howdy" and i puled the knife on it!
she looked at us and her pupeels dialted and got big and scarey.
"i do not fear death. i am the darkness. i will consume you and your essence, sugahcube. ah'm applejak. i will kill u and reras your entire existence off the earhth. I love apple." she vibrated extremely. "now yall should all be friends."
"jin our amry" i yelled sacared
"no." she southerend "i will only join you if you work out your friendship problems. do it now."
i pondered my life. do i have friends ? what are my problems? who/? tehn suddenly keara pushed me onto the ground
"whoa bich" i said "you wanna start this now i swer to god"
"no SHUT UP ich" she said to me" YOU cramp my style! you stole my spotlight i was going to kill aang and then you becane the halfatar too yOU JUST HAD TO time bend into the past I WAS GOING TO BE THE AVATAR! AAAAAAAAAA I KIL L YO U" she said
she stab tje knife into my chest but i knifebende dit out and said "hey"
"i forgive you lets be friends ok?"
"ok bich :)" and she shook hands apple jack looked happy and she joined us
but then suddenly out of the corner of our eye one of the apples became and had spooky eyes and laughed and said "i am the doom i am colimng lok out!"
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MONK SEPHORA POV
I sat on the desert looking at pearl.
"i miss rose" said pearl
"i know you do" i COntorted
"i miss rose she was grat i lov her i miss rose" said porl
"es ok please stop whatt are you even" i plead.
"ROOOOSE!" scream peril! and she spaz out. then I had a flash of magic energy and i saw it. i knew i was going to become the doom. but i couldnt tell anyone. i knew it was going to manifest inside me so i decided i would spekku meself before it got to anyone. I am a hero. First i must go to ba sign se tho to do it near a lake because my family drowned in a lake once and i will join them and my village was burned and i need to unburn it in heaven with my body covered in the waters of the pure lake of blood. ok.
i wrote my will with that on it and also i wrot
'i leave all my makeup to keera. i leave all my shoes to porl. i leave my jewely to keeara. u rok slot. we will be sloty together in heavn. i love u all. rip in peace me." and i cried on it. :(
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we timebended to germany. there were so many germs. i drank a ber with keeara and applejack and candace and nagisa. then candace got a lil tpisy and started a fight.
but she waas fighting an old man with big mostache.
"i will fuk u up you stoppid sauseges.! she angered and the mosth man got enger too.
but then i used alocohol bending to make it leave her brain. that is bad for you do not drink and bend.
but it was too late! the muts man was DEAD. but then his body floated into the air and shook lie a rag. and it glue and his eyes pop out of his head and saifd
"i am not dead if god is dead too" and he floated onto the ground
"GODS NOT DEAD!" SAID keEARa.
"no iam smart yes he is" he said "i am nitehze the best philosopher"
"come join us on our quest to defeat the Doom" i said
'but arent we all the doom" he soliqueud.
"yes" i said "if we defet suiciede it is the doom and we kill the bad part of ourselves. the duality of it is the Form o f the Ultimate Good and the Logos of the Pathosian Socratic smeinar. yes." i said
"wow you are smarter than hegeel" he said and he joiend us and then i blacked out and had a bidion! THE DOOMW AS COMING SOOOOOON! A!
keeara also had the vision tho but it was k.
THEN we timebended backt o where sephora was with our gang and went there
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Sephora was said and we were sad cuz he was sad and he was being alof and not good. and aplejak tried to make him friend but he didnt. nietehe said hew as no super man anymore and he wall cried a lot and sepho cried too
"i am sad" said maeleup
"i am sad" said pearl
"i am sad" i said
"i am sad" said candace
"i am sad desu" said nagisa
"i am sad yall" said applejak
"i am depressed" said nitehe
"i am sad" said keeara
"We ar emeaningless" said the spiders.
"arararrara" said nappa
" " said nothingness
and then we flew to basingse. we went to the earth king and he said u will get the army becaue we tell him abt the doom. But monk sephora did not come he had to go do stuff i dunno dat bitch is crazy
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MONK SEPHORA POV
i looked at the lake and cried as many tears as there wre moloecules in the lake. but i knew this was coming to me. i eyeshadow bended and my mascara came out of my head and became a mascara katana and it was all black and shiny.
"bitch slay" i said while looking at is and i licked it sensually.
this katana was handed downt o me for generations from the family that was burned down and my mom said i should do this one day. and i kenew i had to but it was dramatic and i needed to revenge the honor of my ffamilya dn i shoved the mascara brush into my heart and i went
"blah"
but then in my last dyng breath i got a glimpse o th e black ooze seeping through the sands out of my dreadful, beating heart! i could not believe the doom was me all along. i was a timebomb of destruction and depression.
"i knew it all along" sighed nitzhe.
AN" OMG SO DRAMATIC WHAT YOU THINK ON LY LEAD GOOD REVIEWS MONK SEPHORA IS DEADIM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW! RIPPPP