Rigby puts the Fanboy and Chum-Chum video in the DVD player and starts to watch it while Mordecai suffers through the whole thing.
"Here we go, cause we're Fagboy and Cum Cum!
We're really fucked up, Fagboy and Cum Cum
We're lame, creepy pedophiles
Fagboy and Cum Cum, pedophiles at the age of 9"
Mordecai is feeling tortured by watching this show, so he tries taking cyanide pills to end it all, but the cyanide pills watch the show and they kill themselves.
"NNNNOOOOOO! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
"I love torturing you with this shit!" Said Rigby.
"You mean that you don't actually like this show?"
"Of course I don't! Name one person over 12 that enjoys this show."
"Pops."
"But can you name one thing he doesn't like?"
"Not really."
"Then Pops doesn't count."
"Then I can't think of anyone else over 12 that enjoys this show."
"This is the police! We have you surrounded! Now come out with your hands up or we will sent you to a jail that is worse than all the other jails in the world." Said the main policeman.
"What the fuck did we do?" Asked Mordecai.
"Are we going to jail just for that prank involving cyanide and bubble gum?" Asked Rigby.
"You know Fanboy and Chum Chum is outlawed in this city!" Said the other policeman.
Pops sees the policemen from the upstairs window.
"Holy shit! I just broke a law! I better bury the evidence!"
Pops pisses and shits on his Fanboy and Chum Chum DVDs and then lights them on fire.
"This is all just a big misunderstanding! My dumbass friend, Rigby picked it up from the park and thought it was a good idea to pick it up!"
"But did you know that show was outlawed?" Said the other policeman.
"Well, no! I didn't even hear about the bill against Fanboy and Chum Chum!"
"That's because that show is so bad that it doesn't need a bill!"
"Look! We'll just throw it in the trash and call it a day!"
"It's too late! The DVD has already been picked up! Now you'll be spending time in jail for eternity!"
"Will we be going to the jail from Superjail?" Said Rigby.
"We can't send you to an awesome jail like that for watching Fanboy and Chum Chum! We're sending you to The My Mom jail that's run by Muscle Man!"
"NNNNOOOOO!" Yelled Mordecai and Rigby.