When Mordecai and Rigby got into The My Mom jail, a lot of horrifying stuff happened to them. Most of the criminals just get raped in the shower, but Mordecai and Rigby had it worse. Muscle Man served them the most disgusting food imaginable, he played cruel prison pranks on them and he took them to the prison dungeon and tortured them severely just because they watched Fanboy and Chum Chum.
"I'm so fucking sorry I got you into this mess!" Said Rigby.
"It's fine!" Said Mordecai nervously.
"Why aren't you furious at me? I ruined your life and you're not even a little mad at me!"
"I am very mad with what you did to me, but you being here with me is why I haven't completely lost my sanity yet."
"Wow, that… was almost heartwarming."
"Rigby, you may be a dick, but you're my favorite dick."
"Fuck this! We're done! This fan-fic is a piece of shit!" Said Rigby.
"Yeah! Fuck you, worstusername!"
"Well I don't think it's his entirely his fault. The fan fiction crowd is just way too hard to please!"
"OMG! I CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE IS TALKING RIGHT NOW! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT? WELL, I'M MORDECAI AND I'M THE ONE THAT'S TALKING!" Mordecai said.
"Yeah that is kind of annoying. The writer shouldn't have to say who's talking when it's a conversation between two people." Said Rigby.
"What bugs me is that this one reviewer of this story was basically telling the writer how to write jokes and to change his sense of humor." Said Mordecai.
"I think it's just some socially awkward teen who can't handle sex jokes." Rigby said.
"Maybe we should keep this story going. It's really something that you're either going to love or hate." Muscle-Man said while butting in.
"No!" Said worstusername.
Everyone in the jail gasped.
"I honestly don't care about the negative reviews except for that one guy who was subtly telling me to change my sense of humor and the complaints about who's saying who. The real reason I'm ending this story is because while I don't hate this story, the plot is stupid and that's what made me lose interest in the story. Sorry if you liked this story, but I just lost interest in it." Worstusername said.
"I have a question. How were you going to end the story?" Said Mordecai
"It was just going to be a generic prison escape story with a 12 prisoners buttsex train." Said worstusername
"Ewwwwwwww." Said everyone except worstusername.
"What? You've never seen that happen at a prison?" Said worstusername.
"Let's change the subject." Said Muscle Man.
"i think this story has to actually end. It can't end at us breaking the fourth wall." Said Rigby.
"Fine." Said Worstusername
Mordecai and Rigby escape the prison by riding on a neutered Uncle Grandpa unicorn and Muscle Man or his prison guards didn't do anything to stop them.
The Fucking End!
INB4 This ending was a cop-out
AND
INB4 It was so annoying when you wrote the characters names at the end of every sentence.