AN: HEY GUYS this is biggest chapter u will eva read! :O it has so many THINGS in it it is so good. BTW I have been reading sum recent fanfics on this SITE and have noticed that A LOT OF PEOPLE AR EOCPIYING ME!(cheaters) STOP STOP SOTP1 IF YOU dont stop i will report ALL OF You k? thxxxxxs i dont own avatar but i own keera SHE IS COPYRITED DONT STEAL!
Hello we are outside of the cave keera bended up she was so evil now what the heck? but i still lof her cuz my coumunism. wee wee. im french too i didnt mention.
Wee (get it like french language) go to slep and then from da sky i hear it it s LOUD
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
"HELLO KEERA YOU MUST COME TO DA SPRITE WORLD AT 1NCE! DO IT NOW OR ELSE"
:o it was METAGROOSE he was a rock on my rock farm this whole time and he has a curck on me. weirdo. ! i went there anyway after napbending myself awake. but first keara says, "im cuming too"
"NO!" says metagorss "you cannot com you are not kera" and i said sorry but keeara was ANGERY and said hek u losr and got mad. i cried but i did not show i crying. i am strong bbut i am weak. i timebending to the spirit world and i went there. secretly but i did not know that keeara did it too! she was a spy
"H-hello keeeera do you wana go to the prom with me?" he said squakily
"No losr ew" i say and i stick my tong out at him. (AN: Like in anime with the eye ex: :p )) And then metagross got mad and he started shacking and suddenly grew a rock hand. he raised it at me and shook so much while gloating in the air, "IF YOU do nt date me i will KILL YOU and the ienntire UNIVERSE and i will take away ur bending~!"
"ok" i said and i did it. ugh i hate my life. i am too perfect for this world. everyone love me. :( doesnt that suck ? i did not know but keeara was near the punch bowl of the prom angrily staring and she had punch in her eyes like rd and angry. but it wasnt the prom yet she as there anyway sh was visionbending also punchbending our talk int he spirit outside. she saw us through the punch where she visionbended it in. it is an ancien art only waterbender know. That is why i didnt know she was doing it also i wasnt there.i didnt know this happened. It was a secret that keara was keeping from me ok
So first we went to the bending garden where it was ancient fire nation food like breadticks with fire on it. everything was burned but it was all in the psirit realm it was a spirit restaurant. dont get confusd! (an: i kno my audience gets confused a lot cuz u dont know real lore i still lof u}) and it was suuuuuuuuuper akward he asked how i was doing but he mispronounce doing and say POOING and i was enbaresd and he was and we leave and go to also he reclarify he ask how i was DOING not pooing and i said fine btu iw asnt actually fine.
Keara POV
I am evil. I am all that is darkness. I am at middle school but it is spirit middle school looking for a date. I see a hot guy and hes 10 foot tal and has 2 arms and i say hello date me now come to prom do it me and he spits on me ew. i get angry cuz i hate him. anyone who disrepsect me disrespect GOD because i am the lord.
I firebended tears cuz he reject me and lASH out at him angery
"why are us o ugly?" i asked him and he startd spitting out kidneys form his mouth
"i am centitar i have 100 kidneys fro all one hundred different kinds of bending. Alkso 100 kidneys i am in pain. i died during childborth. i never svaed the waorld. oh god i am failur"
"yea u r" i said and i walked away what a losr!
Then he cried kidneys maybe he was kindye bender too. watt a werido.
I cannot get any dates from prom.
then i saw a redhead in the corner and i was like mmm nice curvies u got there but i didnt say it to her yet! i had to approch her. i noticed my hair was turning red at the tips too it was because of her i lov her. and also im evil. Mayb she is evil too and we become evil together its not a phase it is both. i am an abomination.
Hello" i say
"GO AWAY" She retords
"what why" i crye.
"bc im sad and depressed. because im getting bullybended. because maybe im upset you dont take the time to even consider my emotions before you appraoch me like this. because maybe i am sick and tired of the world!"
the girl lookd at me with shiny brown eyes i said wow mmm sorry ok ? whatever.
THEN she say "UUUUm what are you doing her even you are not a spirit. You are da halfar so maybe u are a part of a spirit but you are not one. duh"
"sorry" i say again bc idk what to do but i lov her so i say "hey wanna go to prom with me i need a date to destroy my cousn."
"ummmmmmmm...no! im not a lezziebender" she sass and trot away with her big hips,Like REEEEAL bigy like fuck, bending in the wind. i cry air this time no one will eve love me.
KEERA POV
WE ARe at the prom and the music is pumping and the partys jumping come right here hahah bend up the jam bend it up while athe beats are stomping. ok. and metagross and i are here. Meta grss is preety good dancer i blush ~ desunot like i like him or antyighn! Omg then i saw marilyn monroe out of the corner of my eye. she had hair just like keeara also she was a waterbender too. i wnet up to her.
"hey sexy " io said "i meant no sxy! you are in spiration to all women around war nations"
"thx i rly try to do that " shr flipped her hair but it wasnt normal flipping her hair she fllipped her hair with AIRBENDING! WHAT!
"WHAT?!" I said "i thought you were a wayerbender not an airbender and you mastered water so good yuou became a god in spirit ralm"
"haha no i am the halfatar water you (geddit water)" and marilyn monroe unfused from her halfatar state and became two people who were hot ladies that looked like me and keeara a little but not rly they were even hotter somehow.
"hello i am kuraro" said kuraro
"hello i am keeru" said keeru
"Hello i am keera" i said i am keera
"hello we are also the halfatar with the marilyn monroe state avatar form" they tipped their hats with airbending and waterbending from blood on their heads
the musics stops playing bend up the jams and starst playing the bendles ewwwwww i hatye them theyre so old! so then i partybended so then it was playing bend erection again then marilyn monroe/kuraro/keeru gasped in shock! "How dod you do dis rediculos things?" They ask in unison.
"wat i thought all halfatars could do it? what the hek i can bend over a million types of things like guns and periods and hats and penguins and anything the hek i want to because i am the best bender in the world!" i flexxed my muscle with the musclebending "im the halfatar and you gotta deal with it!"
"um no ur not" said marilyn monroe she fusioned back totgehter agaian i gues cuz she was sexy "the halfatars can ONLY bend Two elements.
Then a snail with a soft extirior (not a slug) was on me
"anyway they can only bend TWO elements not THRE or more thats ridicul9us" thn they/she gasped!
"Then how can i bend all these things like time?"
"Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm" she shook her bobilees hot with both waterbending and firebending because fire is hotlike he r bubbirs ; :::) "maybe u are the triatar?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum no ideot sry i didn mean it ur an insparation" i say "I only have one cousin Keeara not 2 thats silly." but then she put her sexy hend on my stomach and grabbed it and pulled it but not out just she tugged on it...my THIRD kidney! omg! she was right! i jiggled it around in my stomahc and i felt confused
Metagross was there too.
"but who is my third cousin?" i looked off into distance deep and complex-enigma and marilyn monroeatar shrugged and went away.
The speakers suddenly cut and i lok up and it was the centitar and he wa sugly he was so tall ugh. he was singing it really bad he sang:
"Don't stop sadbending'
Be in the spirit realm transcending
Streetlight benders
Don't stop offending
Hold on
Streetlight benders
Don't stop sadbending
Hold on to that neverending'
Streetlight halfatar"
THEN SUDDENLY keeara stormed onto the stage angery and stomped up there she was aiur bending the stage downwards so it slumped into the ground she was so mad and destroyed itall. she PUNCHED the centitar off of the stage and he went off and knocked out ten kidneys from his mouth as he fell.
"IM THE HALFATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT AND THIS SONG GOES OUT TO KEERA AND HER STUPID DATE METAGROSS METAGROSS I LOVE YOU DATE ME OR ELSE" omg i thought but before i could do anything she started singing the song too
"A" metagross inquisited
but then she started the song over and sang
"IM JUST A NORTH POLE HALFATAR
I CAN BEND YOUR CARS
I TOOK THE EARTHBENDING TRAIN
GOING TO KILL YOU!
JUST A SPIRIT WORLD METASPIRIT
MY BENDING - YOU WILL FEAR IT
HE TOOK THE EARTHBENDING TRAIN
GOING TO PROM WITH ME AND NOT KEERA IM SO FUCKING ANGERY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
mETAgross looked cponfus d and raised his rock eyebrow like what? keeara pointinged her big old finger at metagross and the angle was dutch on it and her eyes got red and evil and she sid "metagross date me now and leave keera i am hotter"
"no" sia metagross
"GRRRRRRRRR!" Keeara roared with agony and the intensity of a thousand suns raging inside her libido and the fires werre roaating around her aura she was aurabending it and floaing in the air and her body was rotating too and she looked like the fire lord like she was connected to him somehow ? was i? no thats dumb dont be silly because the fire lord isnt a halfatar
then she sent a giant fire beam at metagross who was just sitting there in a cirlce and he was like ugh whatever but he underestimated the power of keeara because he didnt know we were the triatars/omnitars but not the third one was known? Hmm even though ynow like keara was angery and firebending almost like the firelord but that silly stop it deja. and he expected so little that he was godbended by keeara and he exploded into a thousand peices. A BILLION
everyone shock and hgasped a lot and thr music stopped playing at all there was noone.
then the ceiling rumbled and marilun monroe looked up like ? and the ceiling BROKE into a billion more pecies and keeara was seething her teeth like hhshhshhshshshshh in anger. and i was sad because i was going to metamarry metagross. but now the god spirit metagross was slain by the hands of the powerful, wrathful godbender infinitar, keeara the destroyer.
"O, I am Slain. ALack alack alack i am bended" cried metagors. and he died "bleh"
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! This is so disugtins! is disgutsting like hell1! you destroy a hell! you destory a god! whyyy how could do this! why!" si screm
"Becuz...because...i am anger i am the darkness"
but then the hole in the ceiling broke again! metaphysically. and a bigger metamross but he was bigger and hairy and he descendd from the sky into the room
"hi i am from spirit high school and i am metagross brother, i am metameta" he looked around i wished i could go to high school it has all the cool kids and you can bend anything you want. but i was also still sad cuz i lov metagros he ded. oops.
"I AM METAMETA" he said again but louder
"i kno u alredy sed it" i reply
KEEara jumped into the air and tried to attack him with a knife in her dark battle station sh had come up with a whole bunch of new battle station forms when she became evil. i notice them change over time. she is so unpredicateble. but also i didnt know cuz it was sexcret. what a sly dog ! jk i wouldnt call my cosn a dog i lvo her but anyway
when she was jupming in the air to destroy him she stopped her blood was being bended by metameta he was so meta he stopped her and paused her action he look at her wihtout moving (peripheral vision) and said "Keeara.! you have become corrupted by sing and all the evil of the world. i know who did this to you and i know how to stop it. You will not be the last. Time to redeem you. I will not accept your actions but i cannot let this go on ANY LONGER!" he whipsered cuz u killed my brother that was why he is angery (just in case u didnt kno i kno my readers are sometmes not the smarstest )
"how do we do this my cousin is so angery and crazy oh no i miss her" i said and he looked at me in corner of his eye like he looked at keeara and said ker blam and teleportbended us to an ancient looking place and also pearl was there too! she is actually always with us shes part of the group : )
metameta todl us this is the place where the ancient people used to be and they were the real airbenders but that is a whole nother story you will leanr layter! but i didnt know it yet cuz i lerned it in my future too. nut monk sephroa knew it tho cuz he could see the future but he was dead i killed him . : ( anyway meta said to us " you need to sacrific someone who is sad to defeat the ultimate sad that was injected in you, keeara"
"ok" i said and pearl said " i miss perl" sghe was having existential crisis "how am i pearl without rose"
"BLOOD I WANT BLODK ILL KIL KILL I NEED TO DESTROY MURDR AAAAA" said keeara she was so evil now. god. omg.
perl walked up to the kkilling block slowly because we were ontop off an ancient temple with the killing block there she said as she hung her head down and her nose touched th e ground below " i will do it. i will be the one who will be sacrifie. i cannot live without rose. take me now" she laid down ontotthe table.
"this is th e ancient ritual" metameta then circulation bended the bloodflow from keearas heart to perals and they lifted in the air and you could see the blood aura connecting them in spirit and they were rotating. and then everyone there was rotating! even metameta and pearls heart that was rotating was being crushed by bloodbending slowly and so was keearas and pearls heart was sucked into the air by a descending red beam light. and then an angel kissed it and flew away and then a magical aura surrounded us all and i felt connected and then every single acvayar and halfatar and triatars and winding their spirits together and i did a spirit bomb connected all of our hearts in fusion but...
we didnt have another heart to put into keeara! oops
pearl was dying and looked into the distance and said "i miss rose"
rose was looking off into the distance at pearl and reached out her hand to pearl and said "i miss pearl." ;(
and then we murdered rose and used her heartt and keearas heart and she ate it
"ur good now" metameta said : )
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