AN: Hey u guys sorry for very bad grammar in last few chapters. I was having a hard time in my life. I am okay now. I had to go away for a bit so I couldn't update, but now I am back. Btw i have secret news aaron ehasz actually had plans that keera was going to be book five of avatar! it was in a secret meeting at kamikan in birmingham in the united states but i didnt record it. I heard it all though. Zuko was supposed to get with Keera. It was all SCRATCHED because BRYKE (grr) HATED hate hate hate keera! Luv u guys xD
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Happy, Angry, Sad, Indifferent, these are the four emoshons. A long time ago, the Sad King took over. Now we gotta get the 7 elements of good 2 win and kill him. This si my story…...
'Yes these capaas are gr8 they are a leged ethat say if u collect 100 u get ulimited pwer. I love u.'
Say the old man i alreayd knew this though because everyone loves me. I cannot beleve epople treat me like object to prey upon
"WOW i want power" i say
"Thats hott" says chad. i cring
"Omg thats so u" says keeara at chadbecause hes a womanizer and has no regard or rebulations for my felings but thats ok... It was true it was very him.
""Wow where can we get more capa" i ask man…
"it is ancient secrt i cannot tell youuu jkjkjkjkj u can find them anywhere rly look there is one right ter " he picked a bottlecap out of my ear. is he botlecap binder? what? i must learn this. .. i tried to bend btotlecaps but i only ended up bending sadness in the shape of bottles and cap hats but not bottlecaps and it wasnt its physical form, only depression. he laughed and said
"other kinds of bendings do not exist in this world. bottlecap is magic" he expliand and rotated. (an: ppl pm me and ask why people are rotating a lot. it is prety complicated. i take eleveneht grade AP literature eeven though im only in SEVENTH grade...so...leave good reviews if you want to kno the themes of rotarting in keera)
A man comes up to us with a neckalace of BOTLECAP and he is panting ant crying and he has knife in his face he say "HOLY fucc that lady over there try to KILL me when she see my neckalace help me i am bleeding"
i turned around gast quick and tried to earth blast him with rocks, but den suddenly i saw angry red lines come out of my eyes and hands and he absorbed it. He became so angry the lines looked like bull horns on his head and his eyes were red with angry. It had consumd him and stream was out of his ears, grew metal claws and hornes, an became claws and had buff pecs and charged at me like toreador. Torro torro he stampede at me and go like gr and rush toward me.
Then when he was about to sdestroy me with his horney (lol he is honry) HORNs with his horns...chad came up in front of me and did a double roll spin kick air attack and indifferent bended him! chad had lived underground witht he indiff monks. and then he was blown away the giraffe was fallen onto the ground (metaphor) and said ow oh how the migthy has fallen. We take his neklice withBOTLECAP and kick him into the water. He didnt die or anything jeez but hes wet ;) haha what a dork ;p
chad looked up into the air dramatically nd said "that is what you get for messing with my grill" and his eyes did squinting but myne were rolling bc i do not care.
We kept looking for bottlecaps in old abandond buildings and also we went on a cool adventure with action and humor and it was great but that doesnt matter what does matter is that we found a pl pot hole! It had a bunch of bottle cap it was a hole int h road w went in it got caps.. Yay
Ur a whore" said keera.
What a fucking cunt
Next we go to investogot e a strange large buildingit was golden. It looked like a temple, even kinda like an AREANa! I love to battle and so does keeara so we enter and we walk up the star and there is fighting but not in the coventiial cents. They we MIND fighting. hmm look interesting. They wre emshun bending themselves until they broke psychological in their brain.
"Hey this is like a brain fight like psychological" i said to the people
"what do that mean" said keara cuz she ws so STUPEED i hate keeara cont
"THATS MEAN it is with their BRAINS"
One of the guys did a back flip and then looked ANGREYELE at the other guys and they got so angr that they couldnt even take it and they fell over rip.
Before we could do anything else we hear a dark, rhasburry voice from behind turned around fast and it was a man in a dark gray cloack an he had a spooky mask. the mask was wite with red lines on it that looekd like angry faces. and whooshes. and he had a bottlecapflipping in his finger and he say "this is a BATTLE CAP. i see you have plenty of them and that means you like them...well if you want to be the top battle cap battle master you have to battle us! there are no rules. first to break is win"
two more figures stepped out of the darkens. One looked like the other one exactly with a blue mask and the other looked like the man with the blue mask but his mask was yellow. the red mask man says "my name is A-Man," he point to blue "this is B-man" and then yellow "and this is C-Man"
"and we are the Mans also atually it does have rules. sadbending is not allowed. one person must have one of each emotion. i am an angry bender. C-man is indifferent bender and B-mAN is happy bender look out!" then they did a pose with finger guns and hips big and pointing out and big jawlines and staars around them. mmmmm.
"OH YEA? Well I am keera and this my creW! I am the happybender and keeara will be our angry bender because she was infected by sadbending once and also we are the halfatars! but really we are the triatars with infinity powers! look out! and CHAD over here the hot guy ;) stud moffen is our indifferent bender...LOOK OUT CHA!" CHad and Keaara pick me up in a triangel and i flex my musels stronk and wink with stars coming out of my eyeballs.
"ok thats cool also come here" and he points out his biiig long indecks finger and bekons it at us. i said ok and went over there to him with my crew and he suddenly got us over thre like fast and maicks and suddenly his fingers were on my forehead!
"i said no sadbnding..." and b man also had his finger on keeara and c man had his on chads head and then at the same time all of their hands on our foreheads glow! and none of us could sadbend! but that is ok...we dont need it...
we r the ultimat !
We line up on stage and there is a refferee he says "3...2...1...FIGHT!"
I move really so fast even faster than sound i am the fastest lving thing alive, and i make A-MAN happy so he cannot angry bend, but he doges my happy bullet which was created when i went so fast like ninja running which the chem trails of my happy created a vortex into the air like a bullet which was physical and all powerful and exploded! except it didnt bc he dodged it! it exploded into the wall! Oh no! Next C-Man took my surprise as an opening for attack. He shoot INDEFERENCE at me, and god who even cares like we are all going to die anyway…...
But i am saved! as Keeara runs up and rolls on the ground and Angry bends me with a roaring tide of red rage but not in a bad way! I am FILED with passion and anger so much it cancelles out indefrence! I wink at her and say "Thanks cuh!"
Oh NO! We left chad undefended! A-man takes this time to strike by shooting anger boolet at him but chad know what to do! Chad shoots THE BULET with curtling apathy and they cancell out. Now me and keeara shoot simultanioulsy and A-man is filled with a mix of anger and happy. He is so confused he cannot handle it!
Dont celebacy to soon though! Because B-man started rapid firing happy at A-man to cancel it out, and we cannot help because we are being bombarded by C-man!I We look at Keeara and nod and chad nods and i nod. Chad and i start running into a circle formation and my happy bending becomes a giant happy face that makes all the other enemies going to be happy and it blows into their face. but when the indifference comes all the happy is poof and it mixes together in the cloud and becomes mildly appeased! but while keeara is guarding us and making us filled with the rage of a thousand suns(allusion), she confuses the enemeies by making them angry too! we shot them with so many emotions tey all got ptsd! ! YES! they all passed out and we won... yesss. .
BottleCapBoy32 was cheering yaaaay! "I luv u keera" everyone says that nowawayd. why dont they know i just dont want the attention ll i care about is tylee alsmo mayb zuko. ... WHAT.
I am famous
As A-man wake up with he crew he say "OMG you are the best fighters in RepublicCity!"
"He zap in 20000000000000000 bottle caps and say"HERE R UR BATTLECAPS!. But b4 you go i musk ask...can i join you?"
"no duh"
We ask bottlecap man where we supposed to bring the caps.
"THe legend says u must travel to the entertanment land a land of rides andgames and metaphor and jovial pursuits of good. it is an ancient happy temple of the happy benders but not that ancient bc it is now bc this is the pOST apocalypse and you knwo the lore lets go"
"Here we are!"
It was a big place funn of old magic rides.
"Wow" i say " I bet the entertanment land a land of rides andgames and metaphor and jovial pursuits of good was awesome back in the day!"
Capbottle man take us to an old man but its not a man? Its made of metal and its broken whaaaaat?
"how is this human become a metal alloy?" i pondered this seemed ampossible and he was almost as ugly as metagross. I dont like him no more ewww.
"he is roboto" said chad
"he is what?" she say
"robot is a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer." sais chad "duh"
"oh ok thx" i wiggled
There was a hole that said "entr bottlecaps" and we did but nothing happen? Y noooooooooooooot?
Keeara started to get so mad she was vibrating! He hand twitched she was so twit hy like agas atom! they roam around very fast and she was going one that was not even at STP which is zero degre celisis and one atmosphere. duh. GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR she emitted er growl into the night sky...
but it echoed so much her rage was so exucastory nigand she YELLED EEEEEEEEEEEEEE and the robot BLOWS UP!~! with her vocal rage wave which was red and blasted through the universe.
"now hhwat?" says chad and keera (me) says "we will give them to bottlecap man"
i gave them to him with all of them in my sack
his nexk started twitched back and forth like he wasnt controlling it. it went up down up down and it look liked his neck was broken and then he started hovering in the air slowly. he glwoed and rotated and had a seizure in the air. and the he mouth was so wide open and thunder pounded around and cracks oopen in the sky and lava flwoed out of the air an the tsunami hit the ocean and out of his mouth he said
"yes" "i lvoe bottlecps" and then his mouth opens forty miles big
and in it is the element of give.
wow.
and then a shooting star flew across the sky and it looked just like the stars on the battle caps...and in the air...i saw a girl in waterbedign clothes and long har with loopies and...it was my other long lost cousin ...katara!
The Life and Times of Marja Gormly Deirdre
MARJA: Hello i am Marja Gormly Deirdre and I'm a nihilist.
Stacy: AAAAAAAAAAAA how did u escape the story?
Marja: the story is something irrelevant to your meaniless life. Really, youngster, i do not beliee in the story..it is all a lie fabricated by the man.
Stacy; AAAAAA Dr. Godot said if i took my meds i wouldnt hear you anymorooree
Marja: We cannot contorol anything in this world. I am beyond the meds. I am not in you rimagination .I am everything but nothing for nothing is reala. Only relative...
Stacy: oh ok what did you think about the story
Marja: i reall enjoyed this story except i didnt because i dont care about anythig. it reminded me of my childhood. you see when i was a yougnster when i was 60 years old...i was the sadbender who got it banend..yes.. you see i just went around i was a druid of nihilism following the cult of apathy. everyone cryed for me andbowed in the face of nothingness. because that is al life is. nothing. and if they did not accept lifes meaninglesslness they will have it taken away. because i would kill them... i was the master outlaw. the sad king is my puppet...or he was but now i do not care about that anymore hes the real govenrmeont now go defet him not me
Stacy: how can id efeat him? I ams tacy not kEERA! I wish i was keera :(
mARja: Are you sure about that?
DUN DUN DUN!
AN: Wat did you think PEOPLE? dONT BE lame like the mans! leave good reviewS! DONT You love marjas character?