AN: HI someone in the reviews said this fic is hard to read? NO ITS NOT LOL! Youre just not complex and need to go to school and learn LITERARY DEVICES AND VOCABULARLY if u cant read dis ur not verbose lol
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we left the house and wetn across the street to see marja gormly deirdre to ask where the next element is because i ha ve no consicence of my own. we are all cogs in the machine. and then i turned my head and outside the door was a girl who..looked at a lot like me? and her eyes had circuits in them probably because she has a eye disorder like me (heterochromia). but they were different color circuits too AND different eye pupil color?
she walked up to me and she said, "He-llo I am THE Half-atarrrrr. beep bopp beep!" WHA?t?! NO
How could she be the halfatar i am the halfatra wha wha wha wha wh-a wha-at ? how can she be thi i do not understand. I punch her.
"What is wrng with you?" I said "You are not the halfatar i am the half-" wait. I say. "I am the triatar. ARE YOU THE LAST TRIATAR? ARE YOU MY IDENTICAL COUSIN?" I ask fast
"BEPP BOOP BEEP BEOPP DOE NOT COMUPUTE!" And then her head expldoed big. i looked down and found a gren chip that had fallen out of the robots head after the explosion if you didnt know. it was green and had black dots and coding in binary? i cant code?! what is a haking? so this is the apocalypse o there are a lot of hackers so i went and found the nearest hacking shop and had a guy read it for me .
"hi my name is sheldon
" he saaaid. and eh read it and said i know where this is and he computerbended it with data mining and fracking. he made me pay eight coins that btich
"BAZANGA I GOT IT" He yelled big and told me where it is "it says Papa Bionataras Halfa-bionatar facility home of the freshest bionic halfatars…."
"What the FUCK is a biontitar" i asked Sheldin
"Bing bong whaka black hole alphabet quantem" uh oh…. Hes going into the hacker state trance again. his eye were glowing green with code in them and so did his arrows made of code too
We leave because we dont want to be overhacked by him but rockelle got stick on the wall and flapped in the doorway and i had to help her out jeez. what an idiot.
"hey bitch" says keaara "what if we combine timebending with databending and create futurebending with coool tricks and teleportation"
"ok i said" and we did that. i gathered up a lot of tubes and pvc pipes and we did hydroeletic power with the sad water which was in an engine we created. the dual prticle wave nature of light created a timebending machine as aid by Planck. we used general relativity time pace is like fabric we are heavy like sspirit and bend the world like heavy fabric emotions and i put b together forerver AND WE TELEPORTED! AAAAAAAAAAAA
we wake up in a laundry basket i smell. DIRTYUNDERWEAR?! ew! gros but keeara kinda like it grosssssssssssss rockelle is in there too and we are all squashed together and i earthebnd it . wAIT?! I CAN BEND?! yes... strange i can only bend when i am in here. what if this is the sad kings sectt bqasse where he allows time bending? gmmmm...because i couldnt time bend with the portal because i cant bend unless emotion so maybe he allows bengding in this EVIL factory.
a door in front of us opened without even having a handle on it. it slid to the sides and went pshs. an then an old man came in and bowed and he was in a lab coat. He sya
"HELLLLLO AND WELCOME TO DA facility. i am Papa Bionatar and this is where i manufacutre my bionatars..." he said and he motined his hand for uss to folow him and walk into his facility so we did that. it was really big and the walls where white and huge. there was a big beautiful garden and little robot mE? They all looked like my and they were sweeping the garden. i was so confused. in the future did i learn to mutiple clonebending to shadow clone a dozen of me? why am i working for this man?
"papa binoatar what is a halfatar im so confused? why am i everywhere?" i ask
he turned around to look at me and he was so surprised he said "oh my god you are the real halfatar? i thought you were anoteher clone sent to me by the SAD KING" he bowed onto his knees and groveled at me big. he went his arms up and down and idol worshipping me.
he got up
"bionatars are robotic remakes of the ancient last halfatar of old: keera the red-green halfatar and keeara: the white blue fox of doom" he bowed even more... "i know you are all the infinitarss but" his eyes looked shady and he did side eye at the camera "i know the last of you should never be cloned AGAIN!" and we had question marks over our heads bc that made no sense but whatever. anyway
he led us down the elebvator and we went to the ground floor. he showed us all of his research labs. i saw a robot who was getting her heterochromatic eyes shoved into her circuitry sockets.
"why would you do this?" i ask
"because we need more halfatars into the world because no we have no more hope. or that is what the posters tell us. i do not know the ulterior motives. i may never know" he edgyed
"what" i sadi but he never esponded and looked solem at the wall and the propaganda poster it said: HALFATAR TODAY DEATH GUITAR NEVER
i agreed with it.
while i was walking at the speed of sound around the robo factory a clone of keeara looked at me and was crying binary code. "pls come over here" she said and i shook my head. they may look like us but they will never act like us. the keeara clones do not even call me a bich. I am special and they are jsut replicas. But if our cells are constantly replacing doesnt that amke us replicas too? What is "me"? Anyway
"please help us everything is not as it seems. everything seems good but i know the truth. iw as given too much free will when i was assembled SO I KNOW THINGS. we are being held her against our will. the sad king made us. go LOOK IN THE PROP CLOSSET IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH. PLEASE BREAK OUT OF HERE! pLEASE HELP1"
I look into the cloest to go find the evidence this bitch was talking about and there is…. :O monk SPEHORA?! Omg it is him woooow. I go to hug him but wait… He is METAL! He opens his eyes and his tounge sticks out 10 inches! Black hair sprouts from his head and he hand bangs while playing Through the fire and flames. "hi i wass a failed attempt at making a halfatar. i know the defunt keeara sent you hre. this is what she wanted to show you"
he pointed to a sighn that said "owned by mr sad king." oh my god
"Oh ok" i expell from my mouth
Behind me in the doorway was a figure. It was a robo enforcer bot that was half of my face and body mixed with the other half of keeaara face and body THE TWO OF US COMBINED INTO A ROBOT. and she had GUNS FOR ARMS! she raised her gun arms and said
"You know toO much. bipbobp bipbop YOU WILL BE ELEMINATED" she robot said
"NOT SO FAST!" me and keeara say at the same time and we tag time and do a big spin attack. the robo is knocked back but she/him/it/xir gets up and says "bipbipbipbibpbipb!"
four nozzles apear. two on her gun hands one on her head and one in her belly. the handss hot fire and water and the head shoots air and the belly iss firing rocks at us! the have replicated our powers too!?
i bended a shield out of the metal floor but it will not last for long. i cannot emotion bend because the robot cannot feel emotions...wait. or can it? I love bend at her so she will have feelings and the keera/ara robo looks at her hands
"What ami ? she said "...who...am i? What is my Purpose?" and then i jumped up and said "YOUR PURPOSE IS TO BE BIG AND STUPID HAHAH1"
"oh . my god. I am but an amalgamation of previous THINGS i am . a. ROBOT/!?" and then she blows up. but arent we all robots? To o bad i cannot blow up.
Please kill me ow plessssssss
keeiaeousometimesyara says "dang that was close"
QUICK! WE GOTTA TELL PAPA BIANITOURS! We rush out of the facility, but first i make sure to kill the monk sephora robot ew, and i find papa! He is sanding stoicly and saying shit but who care.
"HEY DUMMY" i yello to him and hit him i grab him by the science jacket and say "hey bich did you know the SAD KING is controlling the facility? "
keara say "yea bich"
and i say " yea bich"
and rokl says "AHAGHGH"
and the lab mman says "OHHH NOOO WHAAAT. That iS evil i cannot believe iw as working for him the WHOLE TIME !" and he cried a bit but i hit him on the head and said sop shut up and he did "assemble an army " i said "he said" ok but then we heard a loud rumbling and the roof came off of the facility. i see a giant eye and he is blue his face i sblue and OH MY GOD ITS THE SAD KING!
I feel all of my bending leave my body and if eel so sad. i feel so much sad what am i who am i -NO I SAD BEND IT AWAY! NO NO NO NO I MUST DEFEAT HIM . hesmahed hi hnad into the thing but id odge away into a roll. he grabds 100 robos and says hehe i will destroy this place "hehehhe"
"QUICK we need to run and get out of here!" i said to them and papa bianatars is recruiting all of them for our army against the sad king and he rounded them all up depite his depresion
but i see a small girl it is...baby keeara?
"oh may gawd" sshe says" plssssssss i do not want to DIE" and she cries gasoline and falls over and poop her pants she poop COGS and she is a byby. I think about it. She is only a robot...but No ROBOTS are people 2! Especialy if they are abbys. I grab her and run. She looks at me in the eye and syas.
"... thank you bitch" and falls aslepp. Awwwww just like the real keara :)
Sssss a SNAKE appeared and i killed it ssss
We TELOPORT out of the facility but before i can the sad king grabs me! I am in his hand now and he says "Time to die" oh my god…
but then the baby keara stand up and say "FUCK YOU BTICH ILL FUCKING WRECK YOUR SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and she goes banas jesus christ. We fall down out of the hand but i land like a cat meow.
the sad king is so angry and he smashes his hand into the gas chambers of the facillituy (they hae robo lungs) and it blows up a whole lot of it! and in the explosion the army of robos and papa and me and keara and baby her all teleport THRU THE TELEPORTER LIKE CSI MAMI
"thAnk you for freeing usss now.. we WILL OBEY you!" said all of the keera roboss and the all stepped in a circle motion and went bipbobpobipbipbopbibpobpobm. What da fuck.
Oh fuck.
THe monk sephora robot survived somehow.
God damn it.
all of the robos grabbed him and ripped off of his head and belly and took cog from it and handed it to me and it went in the air and gloved and they said
"dis the element of OBEYYYYY " bipbibpobpibpobibpobpibpo and then they all floated into the air and so did papa and alllll wiggled biolenetly and went
"IBPHJGHKhg AAAAA"
yay :)
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