Prompt: Al Bundy - "Love is not only blind but stupid." - 'Married With Children'
What had she been thinking falling for Rod Remington. The guy wasn't even really all that cute. Sure there had been a certain kind of charm to him but who really needed a guy anyway. They were nothing but trouble in the long run, her ongoing battle with Will Schuester was testament to that. Not even as someone as suave and good in bed as Remington had been was worth her tears. Let him have the blonde bimbo, Marcia Dean. They deserved each other anyway.
No, Sue Sylvester had never needed anyone before and she didn't need anyone now. She was a national champion. She got what she wanted and she did that on her own. She didn't need Rod or anyone else to help her. There were only two people that were important in her world - herself and Jean. And as marrying her own sister was too creepy even for her, that left only one solution - Sue Sylvester would marry herself.
Head held high, and a demeanor of superiority about her, Sue Sylvester stalked into the party goods store that she had been frequenting of late. As she had so many other times before, she headed for the wedding section. Instead of fantasizing about a possible wedding to Rod, today she had a mission. Today she was going to buy the wedding invitations for her wedding. She was going to be happy and she was going to do it the same way she had done everything in her life - alone.
Love was overrated anyway. Looking out for yourself was the only way to go.