Number 11: Waffles

Author's Note: Hey guys, I'm back with a whole new chapter. Like I said before, this is a side project of mine, meaning I won't frequently work on this story. However, it's a project that I intend to finish. Anyway, here's the start of the countdown.

(Cue The Review Must Go On)

The screen opens to reveal the Nostalgia Critic, who's creating a Top 11 Worst episodes list for a certain cartoon known as Teen Titans Go. He needs to do this in order to wipe out the cartoon's existence and defeat the evil villain known as Corporate Greed. As usual, he gives his audience the same greeting as he does in all his videos.

"Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it show you don't have to," the Critic stated. "As you all remembered, I reviewed one of Cartoon Network's worst shows it has ever aired. However, it wasn't enough to get rid of the show. So I decided to make a Top 11 list of its worst episodes. Why Top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond."

(The Countdown Sequence is the Teen Titans opening)

"Number 11. Waffles," Critic announced.

Clips of the episode are shown

"This episode is on the list because it annoys the fuck out of me," Critic said. "Seriously, the whole point of this episode revolves around Beast Boy and Cyborg saying the world "Waffles" throughout the whole episode!"

Clips of Beast Boy and Cyborg saying "Waffles" over and over again is shown.

"Will you two stop talking?!" Critic screamed as he slammed his head repeatedly onto the table he's sitting behind. "Do you guys have any idea how many times they say that damn word? 188! The waffles has been said for 188 times!"

A picture of waffles can be shown.

"Now every time I look at the tasty treat, I can't stop thinking about that episode. They even made a damn song about it with the lyrics just being "waffles!" Critic shouted.

A clip of the Waffle Song is shown.

"I want to ask the creators of the show of what's the point of Beast Boy and Cyborg saying "Waffles" over and over again? I don't see the joke behind it. Instead of it being funny, I find it highly annoying," Critic told his viewers.

More clips from the episode are shown.

"Robin, Starfire, and Raven are annoyed by them just like me. Plus, Beast Boy and Cyborg are communicating to others just by saying "waffles." Don't they know that other people can't understand what they are saying and are not part of their game?" Critic asked.

Robin: Good idea. How about I make breakfast? What do you guys feel like?

Beast Boy & Cyborg: Waffles!

Robin: Of course you do.

Steps of making waffles are being shown.

Beast Boy: Waffles.

Raven: Right.

The waffles are done and Robin presents them.

Robin: Here you go, waffles.

Beast Boy smacks away the waffles after inspecting them.

Beast Boy: Waffles waffles waffles.

Cyborg: Waffles waffles. Waffles Waffles.

Starfire: Is that not what you asked for?

Cyborg: *takes out a picture of a sandwich and points at it* Waffles!

Robin: *sighs* This is going to be a long day.

"I would rather kill myself than listen to those jackasses say that world over and over again," Critic muttered. "I mean, can you guys believe those two? They're so deep into this stupid, little game of theirs, that they don't even care if they're negatively affecting their friends. They're even expecting them to understand their waffle language even though the rest of the Titans weren't informed of it."

A picture of Brother Blood from the original Teen Titans series is shown.

"Remember Brother Blood. He was one of the great villains from the original Teen Titans cartoon. Unlike Slade, who likes to be dark and mysterious, Brother Blood is bright and into the spotlight. In this show, he's very…inconsistent," Critic stated.

A picture of Brother Blood from Teen Titans Go! is shown.

"In Teen Titans Go, Brother Blood does act like a good antagonist for the Titans. However, the creators of the show always end him in a goofy and silly matter that it makes me cringe. He does good villainous acts that he would do in the original cartoon. Such things include torturing the Titans for information, kidnapping people, and control, and forcing them to turn onto each other. However, his defeats is too stupid," Critic explained.

A clip of Brother Blood's defeat in this episode is shown.

"In this episode, Brother Blood is threatening to torture Robin, Starfire, and Raven in order to gain the secret to their Tower's weapons and defenses. This is something the actual Brother Blood would do. Instead of acting like heroes and try to endure the pain, those three Titans quickly became cowards and gave up easily. Some heroes," Critic snorted.

Brother Blood's defeat is shown.

"Surprisingly, Beast Boy and Cyborg acted like heroes and endured the torture given to them in order not to reveal their secrets. As I mentioned before, Brother Blood was defeated in a silly way. How? Robin, Starfire, and Raven sing the Waffle Song to him as he was annoyed by Beast Boy and Cyborg saying the world before," Critic explained.

The Teen Titans Go! logo is shown.

"While this episode still annoyed the fuck out of me, it's at the bottom of the list because there are some good parts from Brother Blood before his stupid defeat. Plus Beast Boy and Cyborg acted like heroes at the end despite being very…very…annoying, while the rest of the Titan were just disgraceful cowards," Critic pointed out. "It's a terrible episode for sure, however, it's not the worst on this list."

Author's Note: That's it for this chapter. Just to let you all guys know, the Top 11 chapters will be short. Remember, this story is a side project for me so I won't update it frequently. Anyway, read and review.