(A/N) How many things am I updating today?!
Okay so Jay is hanging out with the rest of the batboys in Wayne Manor. Yep. Enjoy.

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Richard Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne were all sitting around in the living room.

It had all started when Dick wanted the four to spend some "brotherly bonding time" together.

Naturally, Jason and Damian were both instantly against it. However, Dick managed to convince Jason to come(*cough cough* Alfred's cookies *cough cough*) and Damian got pulled into it also.

Tim had suggested they have a Harry Potter marathon. It was about when the fifth movie ended that it started. Jason, the one in charge of switching the DVDs, stopped instead of switching the movies, and said, "I wonder what houses we'd be in?"

This leads us to what is happening right now. All four batboys talking at once. Finally, Jason brought his finger to his mouth and whistled a loud and shrill whistle, causing the other three to gaily talking and look at him in surprise.

Jason just shrugged and said, "We need to talk so we can actually hear each other."

Dick smiled brightly at this, and said, "Alright, first things first, how 'bout Timmy. What house is he?"

Jason instantly responded, "Easy, Ravenclaw.", which made Damian nod his agreement.

Dick nodded, stating, "I can see it." whilst staring at his younger brother as though he was just seeing him for the first time.

Jason grinned and said, "Now, the Demon." Nodding his head toward Damian.

All three stared at Damian for a good ten minutes, before all simultaneously saying, "I got it!"

Dick spoke first, saying, "You're in Hufflepuff!"

Jason nodded, saying, "and you'd be in Hufflepuff because their main qualities are hardworking and loyal, and you're both above all other traits."

Tim also added in, "While you are also brave, you would be in Hufflepuff because your most prominent traits are loyal and hardworking."

Damian just looked at Dick, and stated, "You're a Gryffindor."

Dick smiled in amusement, and inquired, "Oh I am, am I? Why?"

Jason cut into the conversation at this point, stating, "You're utterly brave, to the point of stupidity and recklessness."

Tim added, "But you're also chivalrous as long as someone doesn't do something to lose them that chivalry."

Dick smiled real big and said, "Aw, you guys are so nice. Calling me brave, and chivalrous and Gryffindor, and even reckless and stupid."

Tim smiled back and said, "Alright, now it's your turn, Jason."

Dick opened his mouth, saying, "Well, Jaybird, I think you'd be in Gryffindor, cause you're brave."

Tim shook his head, saying, "No he wouldn't. He's not chivalrous at all. I'd guess Hufflepuff."

Damian was the one to disagree this time. "No, Drake, because while Todd is loyal, he isn't very hardworking. I believe he'd be in Ravenclaw, because I've seen him easily learn many topics."

The boys heard a voice they all knew rather well say, "That would be we're you're all wrong. Master Jason would be in Slytherin for being very sly and ambitious. Not to mention clever."

All four batboys stared at Alfred as he passed, their faces various degrees of shock.

Dick voiced all of their thoughts, "Alfred...you've seen Harry Potter?!"

Alfred shook his head, and said, "I did not. However, I have, in fact, read the books."

(A/N) So there.