Thanks for reading guys! I loved all your comments, and your cat puns made me laugh more than they should have. Y'all are hilarious. Shout out to my one male viewer out there- I honestly didnt think guys read my fanfiction (Or any fanfiction) I also apologize in advance for that potential second male readers whom I dont know about. THANKS FOR READING! ~Hana
"I wonder why the guys never let us in here" Levy asked as she admired the shelves stacked with various items, including her favorite- books.
"Dunno. A guy thing." Lucy suggested.
"Maybe they're shy?" Evergreen suggested as well.
"Juvia wonders why? Everything is spotless." Juvia said.
"Not to mention it smells like a prince in here." Cana said, taking a sip of her what seemed like a bottomless bottle of beer.
"Hey, whats this?" Levy asked, admiring the book shelf. Rummaging through the books, she saw a small red light shimmering in between two action novels. Pushing aside the books, Levy squinted as the light went into her eyes. The girls crowded around and gazed into the bookshelf.
"Touch it." Cana said.
"No way!" Levy responded.
"Oh, you can wake up a sleeping dragon, but you wont push a button." Cana mocked.
"I knew he wouldn't wake up." Levy defended herself. "Plus, I don't know what will happen if I push the button. Gajeel would just hug me for hours if I would him up." Levy rolled her eyes.
"I say we push it." Lucy chimed in.
"Luce!" Levy was shocked that her friend would take risk like this.
"We cant! What if it reveals a secret shelf or something! This is a book case! Oh my gosh! Whatifitsporn!" Levy's face was brighter then a tomato at the thought.
"Then its porn." Cana stated the obvious with a monotone. "Lets push it." She took another sip.
"Well! Well... I'm not ready for that kind of pressure!" Levy put her hands over her face as she faced the inner turmoil. To press the button, or not to press- that is the question.
Beep.
"What was that." Levy looked up from her hands and saw Lucy's finger on the red button.
"See. Nothing happened." Lucy said.
"No porn." Cana said, almost disappointed.
"I guess your right." Levy said.
Disappointed, Cana turned around, and laughed at what faced her, causing her to spit out her beer. "THATS RICH!" She laughed.
"Those little! I knew they couldn't keep it this clean!" Lucy crossed her arms.
"That could come in handy." Evergreen adjusted her glasses.
"I never thought Jellal would be one to lie like this." Erza placed her hands on her hips.
"Lets be real. Gajeel is a slob. I knew it was too good to be true." Levy sighed.
"But it smelled so good! Just like Gray-sama!" Juvia cooed.
When the girls turned around, it was like a man tornado came through the room. Clothes were strung everywhere, pizza crust and mangled soda cans were in the crevasse of almost every sitting area. Trash was generally gathered around the can, the boys were no ShintaroMidorima after all- three pointers were not their specialty. Although the smell of man that was there before still lingered, a stronger odor was present. The girls figured it was somewhere between moldy cheese and feet. Everything that the boys had 'cleaned' was only a magic spell that seemed to mask the visitors senses.
"What a clever spell!" Mira smiled.
"I can practically smell the testosterone in the room." Cana laughed as she pinched her nose at the smell for added affect.
"Mira, they deceived us." Lucy said.
"Oh, thats alright." Mira smiled sweetly at Lucy. "But, I think they have enough punishment for now." Mira winked.
"Meow." Levy said quietly.
"What!" Natsu said as he looked into the mirror and tugged on his pink ears. All the boys had ears and tails coming out of their bodies, and no matter how hard they tugged they wouldn't come off. It was official. The fairy tail boys were nekos.
"Theyre not coming off!" Gray turned and saw the navy tail coming out of his butt. "Awe geez."
"You guys look like idiots." Gajeel said, laughing at the two battling for the mirror, tugging at their new body parts.
"You're one to talk Gajeel! You've got em too!" Natsu said.
"He's taking this like a man!" Elfman said.
"They're right you know." Laxus spoke up as he leaned against the wall cooly.
"It wont change anything by freaking out Natsu." Jellal said. "Lets just find out what happened." He added.
"We were watching that movie, all the girls fell asleep, then we came to the man cave." Laxus started.
"We hung out, played pool, ate pizza, drank beer, shot some threes." Gajeel continues.
"Missed some threes." Elfman corrected. "LIKE A MAN."
"Yeah, then I fell asleep after a while on a bean bag chair." Laxus said.
"Me too." Gajeel said.
"Me too." Elfman added.
"Me as well." Jellal whispered.
"I think I just fell asleep on the floor." Natsu scratched his head trying to remember.
"Then we woke up." Gajeel said.
"AND NOW WE HAVE EARS!" Natsu yelled, pulling the two small pink triangles on his head.
"Yeah, I think we got that part." Gray said sarcastically as he felt a cold breeze hitting his newly exposed chest.
"I don't think you can just wake up with cat ears and a tail." Laxus said dryly.
"Well I did." Natsu crossed his arms.
"No, someone probably put a charm or something on us." Laxus said.
"They have charms like that?" Gray's eyebrow raised.
"Being the amazing S Class wizard I am" Natsu rolled his eyes at Laxus' comment. "I've been to a lot of places. You'd be surprised at the weird stuff I've seen in shops."
"Dude." Gajeel smirked and Laxus could tell a perverted comment was coming. "Have you been in kinky sex shops. Gihee."
"You know it." Laxus winked at Gajeel, who merely widened his smirk and held up his hand which Laxus promptly slapped.
"Anyways guys." Gray said, jumping in between the two massive boys. "Yeah sorry to bother you but TAIL." He said as he grabbed the tip, and by the looks of it it was a little too hard, causing his hair to stand on end.
"Did that actually hurt?" Gajeel raised his eyebrow.
"They are real after all." Gray said, a tear forming in the corner of his eye.
"Gray's crying!" Natsu pointed at the tear, and Gray freezed it until it shattered.
"Who's crying?" Gray said. "If I remember you cried watching a chick flick with Lucy." Gray crossed his arms.
"Did not." Natsu mimicked Gray and crossed his arms as well.
"Did too, hot head." Gray took a step forward.
"Oh yeah, Ice Queen?" Natsu smashed his forehead into Gray's as he growled in his face.
"You wanna go?" Gray asked as ice shards started to form on the mirrors.
"Yeah!" Natsu said as steam started to come off the Dragon Slayer, and the mirrors fogged.
"Would you knock it off." Laxus placed a hand on the shoulder of both boys, and promptly ripped them apart. "Not that I don't love helping you two fix your makeup, but are we going to stay in the bathroom all day." Laxus rubbed his temples, it was a stressful day and it was only 3 am.
"Im leaving." Jellal said, going for the door knob before something Gajeel said stopped him.
"Like that?" Gajeel asked.
"Like what." Jellal turned around intrigued.
"Well you have ears." Gajeel said, pointing to the two blue ears on Jellal's head.
"You do too." Jellal said back. This was the most Gajeel had really ever hear the mage speak.
"You could cover them up or something." Gajeel said.
"I think its fine. Erza may laugh, but that's fine." Jellal said.
"THATS RIGHT!" Natsu said. "They laughed at us." As he said this, Natsu's alert ears wilted and his gaze dropped to the ground.
"I'm going." Jellal opened the door before anyone could say anything else. Poking his head out of the room, Jellal scoped out the hallway. "The coast is clear if you guys wanna-" Jellal started but couldn't finish due to Natsu running past him.
"They laughed at us~!" He screamed as he ran with his right arm covering his face.
"Is he... crying?" Gray asked.
"Like a man." Elfman added quietly.
"He just. You guys were there for that right. He just make fun of me for crying." Gray was flabbergasted at the actions, but no one really seemed to care.
"Whatever. I'm going to my room. Its three in the goddamn morning." Gajeel said, pushing past the ice mage on his way to his room.
"Goodnight boys." Laxus said as he walked over to his door.
"I'll take my leave now." Jellal said.
"See ya Gray." Elfman yawned.
"I cant believe he actually cried." Gray said as he went to put his hands in his pockets, but realized they weren't there. "Huh?" Looking down, Gray was met by nothing. "Gah! Not again!" Gray jumped back, noticing his naked bottom. He turned around to go back into the powder room to grab his cloths, but decided against it thinking Ill just get them tomorrow. Or later. Or never. Opening the ice door, Gray slid over to his bed which he promptly flopped onto and fell into a deep, naked, sleep.
"Breakfast time, boys!" Erza screamed down the hallway. The sun shone down onto the carpet that lined the hallway filled with doors. Erza tapped her foot when she saw none of them open. "I said breakfast." Silence.
Knock knock knock.
"Natsu, Its time for breakfast." Erza said outside the red door. "Natsu." She knocked again.
"I'm not coming out!" He screamed like a teenager.
"Don't you want breakfast?" Erza asked.
"No!" Natsu said, his voice was muffled. Erza guessed he was hiding under his sheets encase she decided to kick his door down and drag him to the table.
"Is anyone coming to breakfast?" Erza questioned the whole side of the dorms which earned her a chorus of negative answers. "Alright, I get it." Erza said, deciding to leave with the girls for the Guild Hall.
"Where are the boys?" Levy asked as Erza came to the lobby alone.
"They don't want to come." Erza said as she stepped off the last step.
"I bet they're embarrassed of their ears." Levy said quietly giggling to herself.
"I would be too." Evergreen adjusted her eyeglasses as they twinkled.
"Juvia thought Gray-sama looked cute." Juvia said as she pushed her fingers together nervously.
"They're not coming down, so we may as well leave without them." Lucy said. "Mira and Cana must be wondering why were late." Lucy said as she headed for the door.
"I'm never leaving my room again!" Natsu screamed to the boys.
"I cant go out there like this!" Gray screamed back.
"WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO A MAN!" Elfman screamed.
Waking up with ears and a tail hit the boys like a ton of bricks. Even the level-headed Laxus was inside his room sulking. Natsu was sobbing, at least the other boys thought the noises coming from his room were sobs. Gray was more of the type to write down his feelings, or keep them bottled up to himself. Gajeel rampaged over his room, and practically destroyed everything. Elfman's room was already a mess, and real men don't cry, so the boys weren't so sure how he was dealing with this. Silence came from Laxus' room as well.
"La-Laxus." Freed stuttered as he knocked on his role model's door. "You havent been to the guild hall all day and its nearly lunch time. When I asked Cana if she had seen you around she just laughed and ordered another beer..." He asked through the door.
"Go away Freed." He was the only one who didn't see us. I hope Mira doesn't tell Gramps... Laxus sat on his bed with the shades drawn. After seeing himself in the mirror in the morning, he decided not to leave the room. Being the tall and muscly Dragon Slayer he was, he wasnt ready to be mocked by the town for having neko ears and a tail. To make it all worst, Cana had been sending him risky lacrima visions.
Buda buda buda
Another lacrima vision from Cana... Laxus peeped his head up from under the blanked over his head. After seeing himself in the mirror, he sat on his bed cross legged with a blanked thrown over his head and hadn't moved since. Reaching for the small devise, he smiled when the screen read "CANA". Moving his hand over the lacrima to activate it, a small picture popped up. Laxus wasn't sure what it was at first. All the other pictures consisted of Cana's smooth legs, or a picture of Cana's view as she looked down. This was different. Laxus knew it was something, and then he realized it. Nearly crushing the lacrima vision, he smashed his finger down on it, dialing Cana's number frantically. He read it before sending it. Code white. Send. He said. He closed his eyes before waiting a moment.
Buda buda buda
Looking down at the lacrima, Laxus opened the message reading "Be there in five." Smiling, he got up.
"Freed, I'll come down later. I think I have a stomach bug and dont want you to catch it." Laxus said, adding a fake cough to sell it-whatever 'it' was.
"Would you like me to bring you anything?" Freed asked worried.
"No, No. I'll be fine. I need some sleep." Laxus said.
"Alright Laxus. I will see you later." Laxus listened to Freed's footsteps as he walked away before he unlocked the door for Cana. He didnt want her breaking it on her way in. He walked back over to his bed, and lounged with a book open as he awaited Cana's arrival. Tapping his hand, he waited impatiently. Moments later, there was a knock at the door. "Its open." Laxus said as he looked up from the book he was 'reading'.
Cana barged in, and slammed the door shut as Laxus' heard the lock click. "Code white?" Cana said as she placed her hands on her knees and breathed heavily. When she was nearly back to a normal breathing patterns, she placed a hand on the wall and straightened her spine. Looking at Laxus, she burst into laughter.
"What." He said, his ears tipping down lightly.
"Those ears!" She said, laughing. Cana stopped laughing suddenly, and started walking towards Laxus. Reaching behind her back, she grabbed her bathing suit top, and untied it. Walking over her fallen article of clothing, Cana reached the edge of Laxus' bed, and climbed onto it. Laxus was leaned against the headboard, but he leaned forward as Cana prowled across the bed. Straddling his torso, Laxus looked into Cana's eyes. There was something different. It wasn't quite lust. More like... Playfulness.
"Soft!" Cana giggles as her hand came down on Laxus' head as she ruffled his hair.
"Soft!" Laxus mimicked Cana as his hands thrust out and grabbed Cana's boobs in a strong hold. Cana's eyes thinned as she rubbed his ears harder, and she swore she heard a noise. Laxus wasn't giving in either, leaning forward his tongue ran across Cana's nipples, causing her breath to hitch. Laxus blew out a breath of smugness from his nose, laughing at Cana. Thrusting his tongue out, Laxus continues to tease Cana's breasts as she rubbed his head. His vision because blurry, and he felt as if he was going to pass out as his eyes crossed.
What in the world? Cana thought. Although her thoughts were clouded by lust, Cana could hear something from Laxus. Is he purring! Cana couldn't believe it. The man currently latched onto her tits was purring as she stroked his ears. This is too good. Laxus Dreyar's surprising erogenous zones. She laughed at her own thoughts.
"Cana." Cana's thoughts were interrupted as Laxus looked up at her. His ears were astray along with his hair. His mouth hung open, and saliva glistened on his tongue, making it look irresistible to Cana. Cana placed her hand on his chest, feeling his heart beat three thousand miles an hour. He was turned on. A lot.
"Yes, sparky?" Cana purposefully gazed at his with lust as her voice rolled off her tongue seductively.
Laxus opened his mouth to talk, but stopped. Cana traced her finger through his shirt, around his chest. Laxus' eyes shut tightly as he started panting, it felt as if he was feeling Cana's hands on his body for the first time.
What is up with you, Laxus? Did you get into aphrodisiacs or something...Cana worried that something was wrong with her Dragon Slayer. She couldn't count how many times the pair had had sex. Make up sex, coming home from a mission sex, bathroom sex, jealous sex, bought a new gallon of milk sex. The pair were hornier than rabbits- no- they put rabbits to shame. But of all those times, Laxus had never reacted to her touch so strongly.
"Cana~" Laxus whined softly as his head fell into her collarbone. As if his energy was drained by her touch, Laxus laid limp against her. His tongue fell out of his mouth, and licked her collarbone slowly.
"Woah." Cana said feeling his burning tongue run across her neck. It felt like sandpaper. Gross.
"Cana~" Laxus' wonton moans filled the room.
I havent even touched him yet... She thoughts. I wonder what would happen... Satisfying her curiosity, Cana's finger traced lower, and lower on Laxus' chest until she met the zipper of his pants. Smirking to herself, she stroked the bulge in his pants from top, to bottom, oh to slowly. Laxus' moans quieted, and Cana only heard his breath. It was steady.
"My turn." Laxus said. Picking his head up from her collarbone, Laxus looked Cana in her eyes, and smirked, flashing her his teeth. Leaning forward, Laxus smashed hiss lips into Cana's taking her breath away in the best kiss he had ever given her. Cana's eyes fluttered shut as fireworks exploded behind her eye lids. Retracting his lips, Laxus ripped his shirt off over his head, flinging it across the room- not caring where it landed. Reaching for her waist, Laxus pushed his weight onto Cana, causing her to fall backwards on the bed with her legs still wrapped around his core.
Her hair sprawled on the bed all around her face, making her brown eyes shine as they stared into deep gray. Moving his arms by the side of her head, Laxus caged Cana in. Cana felt her panties getting wet just by his gaze. Leaning down, Laxus took Cana's left nipple into his mouth. Unexpecting this, Cana let out a moan. She felt Laxus smirk against her breast as his left hand trailed up from her hip onto her other tit. He pinched her nipple in between his thumb and index finger, causing Cana to moan louder as her rolled the small sub between his fingers.
Cana dug her finger nails into Laxus back, trying to regain her sanity as he drove her to madness with his touch. Arching her back up, her core came in contact with Laxus' causing a moan from the both of them.
"N-no more teasing..." Cana panted to Laxus.
"Im sorry, did you said 'tease me more?'" Laxus smirked at the card wizard as he thought of an idea. Moving his mouth back to hers, Laxus' ears tipped back in pleasure as his right hand replaced his mouth on her breast. Testing the movement, Laxus wiggles his tail around. Like a second arm. He laughed against Cana's lips. Wiggling his tail lower, Laxus' tail met Cana's pants.
"Nrgh, Yaxus..." Cana moaned incoherent words as Laxus' tongue attacked hers inside her mouth.
Deciding to continue, Laxus' tail unbuttoned Cana's pants, and slid between her pants and her panties. Rubber her up and down, Cana moans became lowder, if that was even possible. Maneuvering his tail, Laxus moved Cana's panties aside as his tail made direct contact with her pussy. Cana screamed out in pleasure by the simple touch. Treading lightly, Laxus' tail rubbed her again, this time on her clit, awarding his another cry as she arched her back. Teasing her womanhood, Laxus smiled as the woman below him withered at his touch. Just as he withered at hers moments later. I will never get tired of this woman.
"Cana." He said, grabbing her attention. "I love you, you know." He said.
"Of course I know, you big dummy." She rolled her eyes. "I love you too." She smirked, leaning up to his ears, she whispered "Now, fuck me."
Needing no other invitation, Laxus unbuttoned his pants, and somehow threw them away. Cana was more intrigued as she watched the yellow tail slide her pants off along with her panties.
"That's actually really handy." Cana said as her chest rose and fell rapidly.
"Lets hope it goes away." Laxus said. "I look like an idiot." He said as he stroked his member before hissing, he was more than hard for Cana.
"Yeah, well I think- NRGH." Laxus didn't allow Cana to finish her sentence before ramming his lightning rod into her magic circle. Thrusting rapidly into the woman he loved, Laxus growled as if he was claiming Cana as his. Cana tried to say something, but was drowned out by her own moans as her boobs bounced uncontrollably due to the speed of the thrusts. Wanting to be closer, and swallow his as much as she could, Cana wrapped her legs around his torso as she had done earlier before, and met Laxus halfway with his thrusts. Laxus' room which was so silent you could hear a pen drop just minutes before was now filled with load moans and pants as the two became one.
Wanting to take charge, Cana wrapped her arms around Laxus' neck and brought him into another tongue war. Battling for dominance, they breathed heavily before Cana finally won. Pushing Laxus down, Cana straddled him with a smirk.
"Lets go, Sparky." She said as she leaned down to give his one last kiss before she placed her delicate hands on his pectorals and began rocking herself on his rocket. From this angle, Cana was filled to the brim with Laxus' most impressive piece of meat. Cana screamed as Laxus' hands met her hips and helped her thrust. Grinding on him, Cana's eyes rolled back, and were forced shut, as she was overcome by lust. "Wa-it Laxus." Cana tried to get Laxus to slow down before she came. "Im- Im!" Cana screamed as she came, only seeing white as the orgasm washed over her. Loosing strength in her arms, Cana collapsed onto Laxus' chest.
Not stopping, Laxus rammed into Cana as she came. With a few more thrusts, Laxus grunted as he came into Cana's vagina, some of his cum spilling out.
"Cana..." Laxus panted as he looked down at Cana who's head rose and fall with his breaths. "Cana?" Laxus said as his thumbs rubbed her hip bones. Moving his hand up, Laxus moved Cana's hair from her face
and laughed at the picture he was faced with. Cana came so hard that she had passed out on Laxus' chest, and was out cold. That hadnt happened in a few years, and Laxus' missed the sight. Lifting her hips, Laxus pulled out of his queen and pulled the sheets over them. Deciding not to wake her, he rubbed the small of her back. He felt her lips perk up into a smile against his chest. Cana Alberona, you make me keep falling deeper and deeper in love with you.
WHO LIKES LEMONS! *Raises hand* So. Laxana is adorable and everyone needs to love them. But im not telling you who to ship! Your ship harbor is yours and yours alone my friend. Im just saying a nice Laxana dingy isnt a bad option... Just... A little itty bitty baby ship. Thanks for reading my friend! You are a lovely person, im sure. So have a great after noon night day hour? JUST BE GREAT. Thanks~Hana