Hello my friends! I havent updated in a while, and I figured it was time to stop procrastinating! Then two weeks ago I got sick- perfect! Stay home, write fanfiction! *Casually marathons Durarara!* Not perfect. Well. I'm sorry. But here's a new chapter- and I was laughing writing this, so hopefully you will too! ~Hana


Erza hummed as she walked through her room, admiring the equipment on the shelves. "I remember all the fights I've been in with these." She said out loud. Natsu and Gray were fighting, and I had to break them up with this. Erza thought as she touched a retired sword, one side charred, and one side covered in ice. A smile slowly etched itself on Erza's face as she got lost admiring the weaponry on display. "When's the last time I cleaned you?" Erza said as she came across a sword that had a small amount of rust on the blade. Looking back at she shelves, Erza said "When's the last time I cleaned any of you?"

Erza ran over to the calender hanging on her wall. Moving her finger along the dates, she scanned the boxed in search for the date. "I haven't maintained anything in almost a month..." She thought to herself. "I guess I know what I'm doing today." She said, grabbing the weapon polish.


Jellal took a breath before knocking on the large red door. "Er-Erza?" He asked, his voice cracking slightly. Jellal looked at his feet while he waited to hear a response of some kind. Moving his weight from his toes to his heels, he rocked slightly. Hearing nothing, he knocked again. Maybe shes listening to really loud music? Leaning his ear against the door, he listened for something coming from her room. Concentrating, Jellal heard a light noise. It sounded like Erza... grunting? What is she doing? Then there was a bang. And a clatter. And more grunting. Jellal retracted his fluffy ear. It sounds like! No, no, no. Don't over think this Jellal. There's no way Erza would cheat on you. Leaning back in, Jellal listened again. This time he heard a sigh. Did she just. Did whoever is in there just... That's it. With his irrationality getting in the way, Jellal kicked at the door. He kicked it once more, and it swung open.

He walked in, prepared to see Erza in bed with another man, but came face to face with Erza moving boxes filled with weapons around her room. Oh. That makes sence.

"Hello Jellal." Erza said, looking at the man who kicked her door in.

"Oh..." Jellal said, caught off guard.

"I see you made an entrance." She laughed as she slumped to the ground.

"Well I thought..." He started.

"Mhmm." She raised an eyebrow.

"Well, it sounded like."

"I was moving boxes Jellal." She said.

"I realize that." He rubbed the back of his neck. "Um." He looked back at the door. "I can fix that." He said.

"No need, Ill use it for target practice." Erza waved her hand, telling him to let it go.

"Well, n-now that I'm here, do you w-want to do something together today?" Jellal asked, stumbling over his own words.

"I was planning on polishing up my weapons and some armor pieces, if you'll wait we can do something after." Erza said.

"Or we could just stay in- I could help you if you need it!" He offered.

"Thank you for the offer, but I'll do it myself." She smiled. "I wouldn't want you to get your hand cut on a blade or something." She teased.

"You know, when I was Mystogan I carried at least four sharp objects at a time." He crossed his arms and pouted at her.

"Well that's different." She said, getting up from her brief rest.

"Is it?" He asked.

"You carried those around all the time, so they got beat up." She started moving a box towards her bed. "My weapons are always in top conditions so that when I need them, I can use them confidently." She sighed when the box was placed at the foot of her bed.

"I'm not seeing the difference here." He sighed. "If you really don't want my help just say so."

"That's not it!" She scurried over to his side, and landed a light peck on his cheek. "Thank you for offering, but I want to do it myself." She intertwined their hands together and smiled. "I think that if I do it myself I get closer to them somehow..." She blushed slightly.

"Its alright... I understand." Before the words could escape his lips Erza made a high pitched squeal and ran over to her weapon box and began laying her weapons out on her bed.

Assuming that there was no room on the bed, Jellal sat at the foot of her bed. "I'll wait here." He said.

"It will only take a minute, I swear." She said.

There's almost 500 weapons... that will be a lot longer than a minute... He thought to himself.


I knew it was going to be a while, but its almost been three hours. Jellal had not moved, or said a word since he sat down at the bottom of Erza's bed. She had been so content polishing her weapons that she had nearly forgotten that he was there. Turning around to look at her, Jellal could feel the blood rush to his cheeks.

Erza was slouched over her sword, her perfect posture thrown out the window, as she polished it perfectly. Her eyes were wide with concentration and... admiration it seemed. Jellal whipped his head back around before she noticed him staring at her cute expression- not that she would notice him at all.

Sighing, he looked around her room. Nothing was really different about it. It was mostly white and simple, Erza wasn't that girly so there were no frills or anything feminine at all. The floors were white, the walls were white, even the curtains were white. Staring at the curtains, Jellal noticed that the sunlight was now nearly shining on his leg where as it was barely shining at all when he came here.

Its been a while...He thought again. Erzaaa~ play with me. He thought to himself as he placed his hand in the sun, feeling the heat. Smiling to himself, he placed his hand on the carpet, feeling the warmth of the sun. Deciding that he liked hit, Jellal scooted over to the part of the run with was completely emerged in the warmth of the suns rays.

Smiling again, he rolled around in the warmth of the suns rays. I havent felt this alive in a long time! Jellal finally laid flat, allowing the sun to shine on him. Rolling his shoulders lightly, he stretched his limbs. Feeling the stretch being inadequate, Jellal flipped over onto his hands and knees. Putting his hands in front of him, he rolled onto the balls of his feet and extended his back. He could feel his ears and tail stick up as the stretched surged through his body. He could hear a light chuckle, he imagined it came from Erza.

Looking up, he realized he was correct. Erza was holding a sword in one hand, and using the other to cover her mouth so she wouldn't burst out laughing.

Which failed miserably.

Erza placed the sword down on the bed and held her stomach as she laughed loudly. She laughed, and snorted, and even spit a little because the sight before her. Her boyfriend was laying on her carpet, in the sun, wiggling his butt with his tail straight up as he stretched his back. Not to mention she could swear she heard him purring for a few minutes.

Taking deep breaths, Erza attempted to calm herself down. After she let out a few last giggles, she composed her face. "My face hurts from laughing too hard..." She said as she squished her cheeks to make sure the muscles wouldn't get stuck like that.

"Are you done?" Jellal asked. He sat with his legs crossed, his tail flicking back and forth in frustration.

"Yeah... yeah.. I'm sorry." She said as she started giggling again.

Getting annoyed, Jellal laid on his stomach again, his head wresting on his hands. With his body stretched out, his tail moved just barely as he watched her.

"I'm almost done, I swear." She said. "I have two more swords... and a spear." She added.

"I can wait." Jellal said as sincere as he could. Which was pretty hard considering he was bored out of his mind. Erza wasn't like regular girls where he had to wait outside a dressing room holding her purse, no, he had to wait on her rather warm carpet while she polished swords.

Staring at her once again, he watched as she finished the first of the last two swords. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a fast shiny object, and whipped his head to look. Not seeing anything, he bat his tail on the carpet, making a light noise.

Watching the spot where he thought he saw the flash, nothing happened again. I must be seeing things... He thought again before looking again.

Sighing, he gave up on his search. Than he saw it again. There! He moved his head to look at the wall again.

It was gone.

I swear I saw it... He thought, disappointed.

Then it flashed again, and stayed. Jellal stared at the wall with wide eyes, and his ears erect. Watching it as if it were going to jump at him and kill him, he focused. It shook a little, and he shook with it. His head followed it as it spasmed around the room, bouncing off the walls. When it finally settled, it was on the ceiling- much to Jellal's dismay.

He sat on the ground staring at it- waiting for it to come down as if he scared it into hiding. He waiting a minute. Then three. Then five. Then, it moved.

He was ready for it, and it landed right next to him. He slammed his hand down on it, only to discover that it was now on top of his hand. Then it disappeared. "What happened..." He asked out loud. It must have ran away.

Uncovering his secret ninja skills, Jellal hit the floor and began to crouch. Moving slowly on the floor, he looked around Erza's room.

Erza grabbed her spear, and laughed as she realized what Jellal was doing. He's chasing the reflection... Deciding to intervene, she cleared her throat. "You know, I think it went under the bed!" She said, pretending to be scared.

Jellal looked at her and nodded. "I'll hunt it down!" He dived under her bed, only to find darkness.

"No! I see it!" She said, holding back laughter as she shifter her spear in the suns rays.

Jellal scurried out fro under the bed, his tail straight up.

"There!" She said as the light flashed on the wall. Jellal chased after it. "No! Now its over there!" She said in a ridiculously girly voice as she pointed to the carped there the small circle of light rested.

"Ive got it!" He said as he jumped on it, only to have it slip away. "Damn!" He said.

"Jellal! Save me!" Erza said in a voice similar to that of a maiden in distress.

Looking up, Jellal saw the orb of light on Erza's chest, right on her collarbone. "Don't... move..." He said as he slowly walked over to the foot of the bed. Crouching, as not to be seen, he watched the orb. Lifting his butt in the air, it wiggled as he prepared to pounce.

"Hurry..." She said wordily as if the light was going to kill her at any second.

"Shh..." He hushed her. "I'll be right there..." With his eyes locked on his pray, Jellal jumped over the foot of the bed and landed on Erza. He brought her into a massive bear hug causing Erza's spear bounced off the side of the bed- out of the light.

"Jellal! You saved me!" She said, throwing her arms around his neck.

"Well, its the least I could do." He smiled, his ears standing up happily.

"Don't be so modest! I could have been killed! You're my knight in shining armor!" She laughed to herself at how cutely he had just acted. "Thank you, Sir Jellal. As a token of my gratitude, I reward you with this." She started as her hand wiggled down between them.

Jellal looked at her. Then to the left. Then the right. "With what." He asked.

Erza wiggled underneath him, before sneaking her hand up one again. She wiggled her panties in front of his face before he took them in his mouth.

"Thank you, fair maiden." He said, playing along with the knight-game. "I believe ive won your heart, and therefor your body." He smirked, flashing a rather pointy tooth.

"I believe you have." She said before leaning up for a kiss.


Isnt Jerza just precious! I didnt want to write a lemon here because I thought it would ruin the playful mood. And I had SO much fun writing this! They're are too cute. ^_^ I think im going to end this next chapter, so leave any LAST requests below! Thank you for reading! Please review, follow, and favorite this story- or even me if you want more 'whatever this is'. THANK YOU! ~Hana