Heyo! Happy New Year! So in honor of this awesome event I'm going to publish a New Year themed One Shot! Yay! That's probably going to be done sometime tomorrow. Same with a new chapter for Opposites Attract.

Me: I think Mikoto's doing it...?

Mikoto: Yup!

Me: Yay!

Mikoto: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto!

Me: I love you Miko-chan!

Kushina stared at the boy who was called Minato(such grammar) in shock. She had seen this boy before! He was in almost all of her periods and sat way in the back. Kushina mentally thanked Jiraiya. Minato stared at her then looked back up to Fugaku. He pointed to Kushina as he talked.

"Is she retarded?" He asked.

Fugaku looked to Kushina's pose(her face was near his butt),looked back up to Minato and nodded. Kushina narrowed her eyes as she brought up a clenched fist.

"Who're callin' retarded, blondie!?" She yelled.

Minato's lips smirked annoyingly. "You, to~ma~toe."

"That's it!"

Kushina rushed forward, earning cries of protest from Mikoto. In a flash, Minato was gone. Kushina stopped and looked to where he was standing, now empty. She looked behind her shoulder to Mikoto.

"Where'd he go?" Kushina asked.

"Right here!" The playful tone in the blonde's voice reached the red head's ears.

Kushina whipped around meeting the chest of none other than Minato Namikaze. The whiplash of the turn made Kushina hit is chest with so much force, it sent to sprawling to the ground. Minato laughed as he watched the teen fall and try stopping herself. Mikoto rushed forward and held Kushina down and whispered in her ear.

"Listen. I know you don't like him, but I don't want you getting a suspension on the second week of school, you hear? You can take your anger out on Jiraiya in second period. Promise me you won't lose yourself?"

Kushina humphed and looked away with a child pout on her face. "Kushina." Mikoto warned, almost like a mother. Kushina sighed as she agreed. Mikoto helped her friend of as she guided her into the school, much to Kushina's protest.

Once they were far from the entrance Mikoto pulled her over and grabbed both of her shoulders.

"Kushina. Minato is going to hang with our little group for awhile. Well until the end of the year. The reason is because his usual friends were being douche's and he's know Fugaku since they were kids. I want you to do your best to behave around him. Got it?"

Kushina waved her off. "I got it, you know!"

Mikoto sighed in relief. "Now for our first period!"

Mikoto did a little march as she dragged a groaning Kushina behind her. They entered Science like that. Orochimaru, the teacher, shook his head knowing this happens every day. The girls took their seats at their table waiting for the bell to start class.

Just before if rang, Minato rushed in. On his way to the back, Kushina stuck her foot onto the aisle, causing the blond to trip and face plant into the white tiled floor. There was silence. Then laughter. Minato got up and glared at Kushina who only shrugged with an innocent face on.

Kushina never paid any attention in Science. She passed time by doodling in her notebook, most of which was of her in chibi form killing a chibi Minato many different ways. Mikoto sighed every time she glanced at her best friend. And then you have Minato in the back throwing paper balls, spit balls, and anything paper at Kushina whenever Orochimaru wasn't looking. Mikoto would admit that it was quite entertaining.

"And that is all, class. Please pack everything up and wait for the bell. No homework tonight." Orochimaru said.

The class erupted in cheers until he had to speak up again. "That means extra tomorrow." The class groaned as they got into little groups and mingled. Mikoto took that chance to look at Kushina's notebook.

In all, there were three pages worth of doodles. Kushina said that she'd laminate them when she got home. Mikoto sweat dropped.

"Let me just ask. Why do you hate him?" Mikoto asked, playing with Kushina's long red hair.

"He's a jerk, cocky, stuck up little rich boy, douche, doesn't care for people around him, is a player, and throws paper balls at me."

Kushina looked around the room to look at all the girls giggling and looking at Minato. Minato just laughed along with his friends, paying no mind to the fangirls. "Ugh. And just look at them! Just clinging to him like he's the most expensive piece of clothing ever! He's not even that attractive!" Kushina flopped her arms on the table as her chin rested on her notebook.

Mikoto shrugged. She had Fugaku anyway but even now, she thinks Minato has matured both physically and mentally. He wasn't the short scrawny little kid in kindergarten anymore!

The bell rang, signalling the end of class. One more period until Jiriaya's class.

Kushina skipped into her home-mate's class as she dropped her stuff off at her desk. She made her way over to Jiraiya who was at the bored writing stuff down. She stood next to him and stared at him.

"What do you want, kiddo?" He asked.

"Can I vent?" Kushina asked.

Jiraiya sighed and gave a slight nod. Kushina smiled. As quickly as she could, she complained about Minato. How he was a meanie, how he made her fall, how she tripped him, and everything else.

"In all he's a meanie but that should just go fu-" Kushina was cut off.

Jiraiya slapped a hand to her mouth. He just loved to mess with her in his class.

"That's a bad word, Kushina," Jiraiya said, rustling through his desk. "You know what happens when you cuss in my class!"

Kushina's eyes widened as he duct taped her mouth shut and hoisted her on his desk where she faced the students. The teens that walked in smirked at the sight. This was their favorite part of the Sex E.D. class. Mikoto jsut sighed and face-palmed. Kushina pouted under her duct tape as a purple dunce cap was placed on her head(if you don't know what it is, google it!).

Minato and some other boys walked in. Minato smirked at her. Kushina gave him a nasty had signal. He just chuckled.

And so that Sex E.D. class summed up to be a long staring contest between Kushina and Minato, how to put on a condom, and Jiraiya making sick perverted jokes. Ahh high school.