I'll update Opposites Attract tomorrow!

Me: I'm alone today. I don't own Naruto!


He had accepted. Minato Namikaze accepted to be Kushina Uzumaki's tutor. For the whole entire year. Kushina didn't know how to deal with it! She actually thought he would refuse but no~! A big smirk was across his face when he said yes. Kushina was shocked. He probably did it so he could endlessly bug her. Either way, Kushina didn't know.

They were to get together three times every week; Mondays, Wensday, and Friday. It didn't matter where there being held. Tonight would be the first session and Minato thought it would be wise to go to some coffee shop downtown. Kushina didn't want to go. She wanted to go get ramen with Jiraiya.

Kushina walked home, well more like trudged. Minato was scheduled to pick Kushina up at 5:30. Last Kushina checked it was about fourish. She should really hurry... But she doesn't want to go.

Kushina groaned as she looked up to the sky. It was an orangey blue with the close to setting. Kushina turned a corner onto her street. She reached her house as she walked through the unlocked front door locking it behind her. She dropped her backpack by the door.

"Jiraiya?" She called. No answer. "Jiraiya. JIRAIYA!" Kushina yelled. Still no answer. Kushina groaned. He was probably off, doing 'research'. Then he forgot to lock the door. That man... So she walked into the kitchen, got out a sticky not and wrote a little note on it, slapping it onto the door of the fridge. Then where's Kurama...?

"Kurama..." No answer. "Kurama!" Kushina yelled. Kushina looked around the house for the little nine tailed fox.. He was no where to be found. Kushina snapped her finger. She knew why both Kurama and Jiraiya were gone! Kurama had a vet appointment. She thought it was a waste of time. Kurama was always healthy.

Kushina walked back into the kitchen and climbed on the counter top of their island and laid down on it. The cold surface seeped through her clothes calming her down instantly. Either way, she had to go, if she didn't she sould be held back a year... And she was forced to.

Kushina groaned and rolled onto her side. She didn't want to see the blonde brat... She didn't want to ride in his car. She didn't want to be near him. She didn't want to be-

DING! DING!

The door bell rang. Alarmed, Kushina rolled around to get up, but in the process fell on of the island. With a thud, she made contact with the hard wood flooring. Kushina yelped and quickly sat up. She ran to the endless dinging as she thrust the door open.

There he was... The blonde brat, Minato. His had was still pushing the doorbell as he looked at Kushina. Kushina narrowed her eyes she she slapped his hand away.

"Once is enough!" She hissed.

Minato gave goofy grin. Kushina raised a brown. "What?" She asked. He leaned in closer to her.

"I just like to push button." He whispered.

Kushina pushed him away as he laughed. Kushina grabbed her backpack and locked the door. She closed the door and walked past a dying Minato. He was hunched over and grabbing his stomach. Tears formed in his eyes. He quickly wiped them away as he slowly followed Kushina.

The two entered Minato's black Camaro. Minato waited till his fit of laughter subsided before he started the car. They rode in an awkward silence with nothing but the radio playing terrible pop music. Kushina groaned and covered her ears.

"This music sucks." She stated.

Minato chuckled. "I was hoping you'd say that." He reached over and changed the station to oldies.

"Oldies? Really? Why?" Kushina whined.

"To annoy you." He grinned.

The song that was on was 'What Is Love' by Haddaway. When the refrain was on Minato started to yell slash sing the lyrics.

"WHAT IS LOVE~?! BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME~! NO MORE!"

I laughed as he kept singing the lyrics as he bobbed his head furiously. He continued to yell it into the verses, and the rest of the song. After the song was over he burst out laughing. And so Kushina and Minato drove down each road crying their eyes out.

Once they reached the coffee shop, Kushina was bawling, and Minato was about ready to pass out. Once the two regained their composure they exited and walked into the almost empty shop.

They took a booth seat as a young waitress came up. Her face was pink, maybe from a blush or she was sick...

"Hi I'm Yoshi and i'll be your waitress for your stay. What may I get you." She looked at Minato first.

"I'll just have a plain black coffee." He flashed a 'charming' grin at her as Kushina made a look of disgust on her face. Yoshi turned to Kushina with cold stare.

"I'll just have a cinnamon hot chocolate with a lot of whipped cream please." Kushina said.

Yoshi nodded and took one last look at Minato before she scampered off. Kushina glared at Minato who just put his hands up in defense.

"Why did you do that?" Kushina whispered harshly.

"Did what?" He asked innocently.

"That smiling thingy where you make your face look 'sexy'," Kushina made air quotations with her fingers. "You are just yelling 'come fuck with me', you know!"

Minato choked on his spit. "Why would you think I want to fuck her?!" He whispered back, leaning over the table.

"Because your a freaking player! You don't care about girl's emotions!" She leaned on the table.

"How would you know that? You don't know anything about me, brat." He sneered, leaning closer.

"You don't know anything about me either!" She leaned more in too.

Minato and Kushina were nose to nose now as you could visibly see Kushina fuming. They heard someone clear their throat as the two separated quickly. Yoshi was standing in front of them as she put the cups on the table, slamming Kushina's down also not making anything spill.

"Thanks." Minato said.

Yoshi nodded and strutted away. Minato got out his books. "Ready to start?"