The road to Ohio was a long one and Dean was scarcely able to concentrate on driving Sam had to snap him back to reality 3 times and Bobby had beeped at them on more than one occasion. Suddenly a weird white noise came over the radio before returning to normal. Dean checked the rear view mirror to see if Bobby was still on their tail. Castiel's face returned a glance back at him. Dean jumped and swerved the car as he did so "Damn it Cas!" he shouted in frustration.
"Careful! You idjit!" Bobby yelled from behind as he beeped his horn. Dean stuck his hand out of the window to indicate he had heard him before pointing to the back seat where the angel had materialised. Cas turned around in his seat and gave Bobby an innocent smile.
"So" Cas leaned forward between the two front seats in order to speak to both Winchesters. "Are we nearly there yet?" Sam began to chuckle to himself turning to look out the window whilst dean shook his head in exasperation. "What?" asked Cas.
"Nothing" Dean replied beginning to smile at the angel's innocence. Sam was almost peeing himself with silent laughter, he was desperate not to laugh aloud and was going the shade of a tomato.
"Well are we?" Cas asked in a slightly lower and more sincere register.
"No!" Dean answered stating the obvious.
"Cas. We've only just left south Dakota by about 3 miles." Sam contributed. Dean was fully smiling now he couldn't stay mad at him.
"How's heaven anyway?" Dean asked changing the subject.
"To be honest" said Cas "They are all handing each other earth money. I don't quite understand it."
"Long winged bastards!" Dean exclaimed. Sam could no longer contain it he burst into a fit of hysteric laughter.
"What?" Cas asked in confusion. Sam was unable to answer due to the sheer amount of laughter all he was able to do was point at the angel and continue to clap and laugh not unlike a retarded seal.
"Sam are you ok?" Dean asked half worried half resisting to start laughing himself. However Sam just sat there laughing his head off, bright red in the face pointing at Dean as he began banging his head gently against the window in hysterics.
"What is so funny?" asked Cas whom at this point was incredibly confused.
"They were betting on us Cas!" said Dean with a hint of anger in amongst his amusement over how funny his brother looked.
"Ahh" Castiel said in realisation as Sam began to calm down "fluffy winged ass-butts" Cas said in an attempt to curse. But this just made Sam laugh harder as he folded himself laughing as his throat began to get rather sore. Dean looked at his brother slightly freaked out. It had been ages since he had seen his brother in this state.
"get some sleep Cas." Dean suggested softly.
"I do not require sleep…" Cas began.
"Just do it Cas. Before Sam's head explodes at anything else you say!" Castiel rolled his eyes and obeyed. "Hey," Dean said lovingly "I love you." Cas smiled as he closed his eyes. Dean changed the radio station to not wake up Cas with Metallica. "Heaven. Must be missing an angel…" Dean briskly switched it off as Cas sat up appreciating irony.
"well very that's flattering Dean" Cas commented.
"Its ironic Cas!"
"I know Dean!" Cas smiled. Dean decided not to turn the radio on again just in case something suggestive was playing.
Another hour and a half into the car journey Cas sat up in frustration. "I'm sorry this is just no good Dean I can't sleep!"
"Shhhh" Dean interrupted "you'll wake Sam!"
"Oh" Cas replied "Well if Sam is asleep, you may want to bite your lip." The angel whispered seductively. Cas leaned up against the back of Deans seat. Dean could feel Castiel's warm breath on his neck and began breathing faster. Cas kissed and nipped Dean's ear intimately and Dean was powerless against the angel's charms. Castiel began kissing down the hunter's neck faster and faster whilst his fingers grappled Dean's chest. Dean was getting aroused which Cas could clearly see as the angel began sliding his hands downwards over Dean's stomach. Dean could hold it no more his teeth let go of his lip and as the first moan was on the edge of his lips…
"OH MY GOD DEAN!" Sam yelled forcefully shutting and averting his eyes from his brother.
"Oh, Sam. We didn't realise you were awake" Castiel said retracting back into his own seat lowering his head as he began to blush.
"Clearly!" Sam replied awkwardly trying desperately to erase the image from his mind. There was a long awkward pause.
"I think we'll pull into the next motel." Dean suggested.
"Good idea." Sam said with his disturbed head pressed against the glass.
"I agree" Cas contributed.