AN: I adore this quote and I can so see Kurt saying it to Sebastian so I had to write this! Hope you enjoy!
Prompt: Wash - "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." - 'Firefly'
"I feel like everybody is watching me," Blaine commented his eyes darting around the Lima Bean as he kept his hands wrapped around his coffee cup.
"Nobody is watching you any more than usual," I assured him picking up my own coffee cup. I took a sip of it as I watched my usual self-confident boyfriend continue to look around the place. I knew he was self-conscious of the eye patch he was wearing after his surgery but it didn't really look that bad. "I kind of like the patch," I told him lowering the cup.
"Don't get attached to it," Blaine told me.
"Got it," I replied, a slight smile coming to my lips, even as I reached across the table to take his hand. "It's going to be okay," I told him softly. "But if you want to head home we can."
Blaine smiled across the table at me. "No, it's okay. Let's finish our coffee."
I was ready to point out that he hadn't even taken a sip from his yet when an unwelcome voice spoke up.
"Look, it's Cyclops and his girl Jean Grey."
"Don't you have something else to do rather than bother us?" I asked, turning to see Sebastian approaching our table.
"Well, yeah. I should probably be doing homework seeing as the attempt to get me suspended failed. The Dalton school board deemed there was not enough evidence to support your claim that I tampered with the slushy. And as you gave me the tape...well."
"So we'll just have to beat you at Regionals," Blaine replied.
"Good luck with that. And Blaine, try not to fall of the stage during practice. I heard patches can throw off depth perception."
"Really," I said looking up at him. "That's the best you can come up with. Out of curiosity, how does your brain manage human speech?"
"Cute," Sebastian replied.
"On second thought how about we take our coffee to go," Blaine said, getting to his feet.
"Sounds good to me," I said, following suit.
Blaine and I headed for the door of the Lima Bean, leaving Sebastian in our wake.