Game On!

Game over.

Those two words hung in the air mockingly as he laid there...dying? Strange, he didn't feel any pain any more. Sitting up, Xander realized he was no longer injured. His vision wasn't greying out, the world was simply grey.

Game Over. Continue from last save?

"Yes," Xander said hopefully. He knew his way around a video game console and had been in enough strange situations that what should have been strange enough to cause a minor psychotic break only garnered a raised eyebrow.

File corrupted. Redo from start?

"Out of cheese error," Xander muttered.

Pratchett Footnotes activated!

Xander chuckled. "Up up down down left right left right bee ay."

Cheat mode activated! Pause button now available during hentai mode!

"Hentai mode?"

Hentai mode activated!

*Hentai mode was added when the game designers realized most of their audience (like most of their programmers) were teenage boys and the chance to see Unknown and Unknown in hot lesbian action guaranteed the game's success.

Xander read the message written under his feet, stepping back to uncover the bottom half and snickered.

"Commands? Menu? Select? Start?" he tried to bring up an options screen.

Beginning new game.

Xander sighed as the screen rezzed out.

*WHAM*

Xander blinked and stared up at the bar that he'd just flipped over.

"Are you alright?!"

Xander looked up and saw Willow looking down at him worriedly.

*Fun fact: the FCC publicly declared that if Unknown were to do a nude scene on public television, they'd ok it.

Xander chuckled and stood up. "Doing fine, Wills. I don't seem to have broken anything, though I suppose we can borrow the nurse's office and check," he joked.

Willow blushed and the screen changed.

*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*

The edges of his vision turned pink and he found himself sitting on a bed in the nurse's office with his shirt open, a much more muscular chest, and the kind of long, wavy hair you only see on the cover of romance novels.

An older Willow, with breasts that he was pretty sure were cribbed from a porn star, stepped into the room wearing high heels; lingerie; an open, white lab coat; and a stethoscope swayed into the room and practically purred, "Well, Mister Harris, you seem to be ok, but I better run some tests just to be sure."

"What kind of tests, Miss Rosenberg?" Xander asked innocently.

"Cardio-vascular," she replied, sitting on a stool in front of the bed. "Stand up and drop your pants."

"Yes, ma'am," he agreed, reaching for his belt as she pressed the stethoscope to his chest.

*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*0*

"Cold!" Xander complained. "Why is the stethoscope so cold?"

"They're always cold," Willow replied, before she froze, staring in his eyes.

"Imagine them warm next time," he ordered.

"O-okay," Willow stuttered, red faced and wondering if she'd said something.

Cosplay level unlocked!

Completion of Nurse's Office Scene will unlock Naughty Nurse Willow +25% heal + Sexual Healing level 1.

"We better get to class. Hover is planning a pop quiz," he remembered.

"Eeep!" Willow rushed off while Xander retrieved his skateboard.

Typing By: Ordieth

AN: I was going to write a BtVS video game story, but it quickly turned to porn!