"Give me the time travelers barbarians or I'll lay siege to the castle with my army," said Chuckles.
"Did that pig just talk?" asked Leela.
"It's good to know that I'm not seeing things due to senility," said Farnsworth.
"That pig doesn't look so tough," said Fry.
Fry was blasted by mystic energy from Chuckles' mystic amulet.
"Be careful Fry," said Dave. "Chuckles is a Dark Lord with powerful magic."
"Now you tell me," replied Fry.
"What do you want with our friends Chuckles?" asked Candy.
"I have my reasons," said Chuckles.
"Maybe he plans to combine magic with technology," said Zoidberg.
"Zoidberg does have a point," said Amy. "The magic in Udrogoth is pretty amazing."
"And as technology I should now how awesome I am," said Bender.
"Uh that's not the reason," Chuckles said while moving his eyes left to right.
"Look at Chuckles' eyes," said Oswidge. "Villains do that when their plans are revealed."
"True," said Lula. "In my many years of life I've seen plenty of villains do that."
"Now we really shouldn't let Chuckles get our friends," said Fang.
"You're right Fang," said Hermes. "In the future technology is dangerous in the wrong hands."
Faffy said something unintelligible.
"Faffy's right," said Twinkle The Marvel Horse. "We don't want...a repeat of what happened with Ned Frischman."
"So much for the fake diplomacy approach," said Chuckles. "Time for plan B. Now my orcs prepare for battle!"
"Today is even better than I thought it was," said Fang as she prepared her spear.
"This time I remember to point my wand in the right direction," said Oswidge as he took out his wand.
"Time to put the time I spent at the butterfly derby to use," said Amy with her fist raised.
"I can take on those orcs," said Leela while assuming a fighting stance.
Faffy growled.
"I'll guess I'll use my flight," said Twinkle The Marvel Horse while starting to float.
"Looks like I'll get to do something similar to one of my dearest fantasies," Bender said with glee.
"Good thing I also decided to bring a ray gun," said Professor Farnsworth as he took at his ray gun.
"We've been through worse," said Lula sarcastically..
"True," said Candy. "Naturally things always turn to the worst or go wrong."
"Don't worry everybody!" said Zoidberg. "If you get hurt too badly I'll help you as a doctor!"
"That's what I was afraid of," said Hermes.
"Not good not good," said Fry in a panicked tone. "I'll be creamed by those orcs!"
"Don't worry Fry," said Dave. "In a situation like this I would normally say my catchphrase bajabbers since I'm not that brave, but there are so many orcs there won't be enough money in the budget to show the battle. That way we'll get throughout unharmed."
"That's a relief. Thank goodness for budget constraints."
Stay tuned for the battle next chapter. Unlike the Dave The Barbarian cartoon this is a fan fiction where there is no budget. The battle will be epic and dangerous.
"Bajabbers," said Dave and Fry simultaneously.