Our heroes ran toward the room where the painting was. There they discovered the painting has opened up back to the 31st century, and the Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy was there aiming his mystic amulet at the portal.
"Greetings barbarians and time travelers," said Chuckles menacingly. "I was waiting for you."
"Chuckles!" exclaimed Dave. "How did you get here?!"
"Let me guess," said Fry. "Magic."
"Reasonable guess but no," said Chuckles. "You see a while back I won a game a cards against the Queen Of The Mole People and she owed me a favor. So I had her dig a tunnel beneath the castle."
"Why didn't you use it before?" asked Twinkle The Marvel Horse.
"Twinkle The Marvel Horse does have a good point," said Amy.
"Mole people? That's ridiculous!" said Zoidberg.
"Said the alien who looks like a lobster," noted Lula.
"I was waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it!" yelled Chuckles. "Anyway, the army of orcs were merely a distraction to keep you fools away from the painting. The reason for this was for some reason the more enemies there are the easier they are to defeat."
"The past is more and more confusing by the second," said Hermes. "There's a dragon for crying out loud!"
Faffy merely stuck out his tongue.
"That plan is just as complicated as the Robot Devil's," said Bender.
"What's a robot?" asked Fang.
"I think it's a another word for keister," said Oswidge.
"Now time travelers," said Chuckles with a grin on his face. "My mystic amulet is currently on it's highest possible setting. It can create a beam so powerful it would destroy the world. And I fully intend to use it on the future."
"And people have called me mad!" said Professor Farnsworth. "Or was it senile and foolish?"
"Wait a minute," said Candy. "I thought you wanted to rule the world?"
"I do," said Chuckles. "But the future isn't my world is it?"
Suddenly our heroes knew that there was no way they could stop Chuckles without the future being destroyed.
"Now that I'm in control of the situation," said Chuckles, happy that he was winning. "Time travelers tell me your ares of expertise so I can exploit your knowledge of technology from the future."
"I'm a delivery boy," said Fry.
"I'm a spaceship captain," said Leela.
"I'm a robot," said Bender.
"I'm a scientist," said Professor Farnsworth.
"I'm a crew member with a Ph.D," said Amy.
"I'm a bureaucrat," said Hermes.
"I'm a doctor," said Zoidberg.
"Okay some the things you said don't make sense," said Chuckles. "But my plan to combine magic with technology can still work."
Suddenly Dave had an idea.
"There's a glaring flaw in your plan Chuckles," said Dave.
"What do you mean?" Chuckles asked annoyed.
"Just because someone is a certain occupation doesn't mean they know how to do everything. Even then they need the right resources. For instance, many of plans to save the day would have failed if I did not have the right materials."
"I barely understand how my magic works," said Oswidge.
Faffy said something unintelligible, but it was about how he could shoot lightning and fly.
"I wonder...how I fly myself," said Twinkle The Marvel Horse.
"I have no idea where the source of my energy blasts come from or how I float," said Lula.
"Even though I'm a princess in Udrogoth my authority does not extend in other places," said Candy.
"I don't know how I can defeat foes several times size even though I'm a kid," said Fang.
Understanding what's happening Leela said, "I'm a spaceship captain, but I don't know how to build one."
"My bureaucratic skills cannot be used properly without a massive bureaucracy," said Hermes.
"I barely understand basic human biology," said Zoidberg.
"My Ph.D is useless in places that don't recognize them," said Amy.
"I don't have the right tools to build any inventions," said Professor Farnsworth.
"I'm lazy," said Bender.
"I'm missing a brainwave that all sentient beings have, including some plants," said Fry.
The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy stopped aiming at the portal with his mystic amulet, and deactivated the mystic amulet.
"Oh great! My plan was for nothing!" yelled Chuckles. "I lost time, money, and the surprise from the tunnel! If you excuse me I'm going home so I can look at some images on the world wide spiderweb so I can feel better. Before I go you should know I won't destroy the future out of spite. I'm a villain who wants to dominate, not to destroy the world for no reason." Chuckles then left the room.
